Do you like Portuguese women?
>>55743091
No, they are not White.
>flatugal
>>55743091
>Realize that I always regarded Portugal as "Spain but not"
Why did you guys survive as a country after all this time?
>>55743091
No, I am trying to get with an Arabic girl that I met in a bar. Somehow she liked me and I ended up with her number and she added me on normiebook. How do I go further than step 1?
I ask because I am socially retarded and have no real experience.
>>55743199
We must unite again!
>>55743199
>Why did you guys survive as a country after all this time?
>>55743257
Just call her, you dumb bong race traitor.
>>55743091
Yeah they're kawaii, I'm quarter Portuguese myself. Wish I lived there so I could legally do cocaine and bang qt hookers.
>>55743091
I've never been there but I've been to Spain a couple of times and Spanish women aren't very pretty.
>>55743333
>We must unite again!
You can barely even keep your country from breaking apart.
>>55743333
>ROMANIa
no thank you
>>55743451
perfidious albion best ally
>>55743199
>>55743467
>Just call her
Yes but I mean what am I supposed to do?
>you dumb bong race traitor.
Hard to betray that which never showed any unity.
>>55743569
Thankyou greatest ally.
>>55743199
>Why did you guys survive as a country after all this time?
By removing spaniards as hard as we removed kebab. They (the spaniards) even tried to take us back twice by marriage to our queen or allying with Napoleon but we fucked them good both times losing no land but half a city (olivença) that they can't even call theirs nowadays.
You guys should contract us as consultants on removing kebabs tho. After we expelled them (and the jews for good measure) they never dated to come back.
They know what's good for their health.
>>55743467
>Yeah they're kawaii, I'm quarter Portuguese myself. Wish I lived there so I could legally do cocaine and bang qt hookers.
Joke's on you pal. All our hookers are Brazilian or eastern european and we are not very fond of coke, hash or mj at best.
>>55744021
>Thankyou greatest ally.
Thank you! We shall meet again, next crusade is near
Why do Brazilians say that Portuguese women have moustaches?
