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Is God a troll?
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>>55742818
if he covers vital organs with mobile phones he will get cancer soon
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>>55742818
http://youtu.be/8r-e2NDSTuE
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>>55742818
He got one debris in the foot and the other in the stomach.
He sure as hell got lucky
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>>55742818
I don't think that a phone can stop a bullet. Maybe it's just a debris. But yes that man could be dead.
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>>55742818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG_dA32oH44
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>blown to bits
>1 piece of shrapnel

Niggers.
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>>55743695
There have been cases of smart phones stopping bullets.
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>>55743905
Ha. In any case, he is safe. His testimony was impressive.
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If it didn't have enough force to penetrate a modern phone, it didn't have enough force to kill you nigger, stop making shit up just to get on the news.
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>>55743905
NO, NO MODERN PHONE CAN STOP A FULL SPEED BULLET.

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>>55742818

Nice frenchman.

What the fuck France?
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>>55744198
Have you ever been to france?
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>>55744375
Don't make me post that pic about Dutch girls
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>>55744198
Nice american.

What the fuck America?

fucking retard
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>>55742818
IPhone BTFO
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>>55744486
this one ?
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>>55744375
Maybe he's one of the people who actually believe that France is filled with wine-gurgling, grumpy man who carry around baguettes and cuties who are riding scooters without helmets, all while being as white as can be.
We know it isn't.
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>>55742818
It probably stopped grenade shrapnel.

An AK bullet would 100% go through a phone, piece of a grenade maybe not
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>>55742818
i bet it was a nokia
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>>55744153
Shit happens all the time. There is this story of a guy who was saved from an IED by the bottle of Purell.

He had it in his left Brest pocket and it stoped shrapnel from going straight into his heart.
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>>55744749
>Grenade

Fake as Fuck.

You only need a JEWrnalist that aims at news and a nigger ready to get easy shekels.
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>>55744603
I see fat, I see ugly and I see blonde. It's always fat, ugly, blonde and stupid women who date nignogs.
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If a piece of sharpnel has not enough kinetic energy to puncture a shitty iphone it has not enough kinetic energy to kill,let alone when thousands of medical professionals were mobilized to the spot immidiately.
>Clickbait journalism tier is now the norm
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>>55744928
you wish
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It's his leather jacket that save his life, and he knows it.
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>>55742818
>Is God a troll?
A true troll move would be to have the battery explode in his face while giving an interview about the phone saving his life.
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>>55745001
>enough kinetic energy to puncture a shitty iphone it has not enough kinetic energy to kill
It's true that bones are more solid that the kind of metal used in phone. But the flesh is soft and the organs too.
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>>55742818
Its Paris. There weren't any white people to be saved.
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>>55744544
We brought them over as slaves, not citizens.
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>>55744865
If that shit was enough to stop a piece of shrapnel, something tells me it wasn't going fast enough to cause any real damage anyways
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>>55742818
Shrapnel kills more people than the actual explosion.
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>>55742818
Link to article?
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>>55745064
>blonde
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>>55745583
Probably previously slowed by armor.
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>>55745229
Assuming no bones you still need to penetrate skin,connective tissue,fat,muscle before reaching a vital and all of that is full of liquid,I just dont see it,at most maybe his carotid artery could be punctured but some first aid would have saved him still.
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>>55744865
YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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