A pair of dindu teen youths just murdered a white women and went for a joyride with her body propped up in the seat of her own car:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/teens-allegedly-kill-woman-car-wash-body-joyride-article-1.2433766
the sky is falling
>>55742098
I imagined this is what Weekend at Bernies would be like if it were produced by a black man
>>55742206
I hadn't noticed. I'd better break out my umbrella....
gas them both
>>55742430
I'd suggest that the time honored tradition of scaphism (also known as "the boats" be brought back for these types:
>The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior space of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing severe diarrhea, and more honey would be poured on him to attract insects, with special attention devoted to the eyes, ears, mouth, face, genitals, and anus. In some cases, the executioner would mix milk and honey and pour that mixture all over the victim. He would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects which would eat and breed within the victim's exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insects—became increasingly gangrenous. The individual would lie naked, covered from head to toe in milk, honey, and his own feces. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that fatal dehydration or starvation did not occur. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation, and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.
they are just like me and you
>>55742098
can we get some webms of niggers getting btfo'd.
>>55742660
the kids probably said some shit like "what are you gonna do, kill us?" not realizing that to guys who don't consider the consequences of their actions, such a challenge to their ego is like seeing green lights for murder
it's best to just get robbed and stay alive
>>55743118
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your shit up senpai
>>55743118
The reason you think that is because you are scared of random bad shit happening to you. You insert yourself into this situation and then figure out a hypothetical way to get out of it. It is victim blaming and it's a weakness you should be ashamed to show.
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>>55743118
>it's best to get robbed and stay alive
Or you die anyways. The absolute best thing is to shoot them.
>>55742098
>Inside the car, cops found a blood-covered pocket knife
If only the didn't have access to such dangerous weapons!
Dont they give chimps rabies shots?
