If you had enough space, would you consider getting a pet pig? Now is the right time!
>>55741748
They're like dogs.
>>55741748
i would just keep a guard pig if Muslims ended up coming to my Neighborhood. i'd also make sure to have cameras around my house to make sure they don't try to poison it
If I lived in a state that had truffles I would.
>>55741748
No, we need to purge the swine from our ancestral lands.
Some says pigs are part human, btw.
I had a dream about it.
I would consider it.
I like dogs much better though.
>>55742036
>Guard Pig
>>55741893
Are they as loyal and intelligent?
Might seriously consider one in that case.
>>55742042
>Some says pigs are part human, btw.
please explain
>>55742042
>Some says pigs are part human, btw.
It's only true in USA.
>>55742216
And they only say that in Japan.
>>55742042
I've heard that pig vagina and woman vaginas are very similar.
>>55742216
damn son
>>55742036
>guard pig
lmao
>>55742172
http://youtu.be/z_Df5_m2in0
There's some info that comes up about them outperforming 3 year old humans and being more trainable than dogs, but that's something I haven't looked too far into. Might just be PETA bullshit. In any case, there are other videos like these.
They get too large. "Teacup pigs" are a scam.
>>55741748
are you watching weirdest pet or something?
>>55742852
This
You get them as a piglet and they grow to be 180lbs+
>>55742163
>Get Duroc breed
>Eyyy whatchu lookin at Achmed?
>N-nothing he says being highly intimidated by the swine's swoleness
>>55742042
Pigs are the most degenerate animal on the plant.They shit where they eat.
But goddamn they are tasty.
>>55741748
they're the nicest thing in the world when they're small and young, but they turn to this after a while, and they eat a lot, plus they can chop off your fingers.
If only they were genetically changed to keep them small and clean, it would be nice
>>55741748
Hello David Cameron.
>>55743174
Muslims are the most degenrate animals on the planet.
They bomb themselves where they pray, and they eat camel shit and piss to cure diseases.
>>55743041
That's really not that big. A few dog breeds get around that.
>>55743174
Not true unless you keep them in a teeny tiny pen
>>55741748
Anons, make sure you take 2.
>>55743253
That's what teacup pigs are for.
>>55743338
Yah the biggest breeds you can get. The point is that people sell all them as 'mini'pigs when they are just pigs
>>55741748
Alright Dave, shouldn't you be busy with that whole Paris thing?
>>55743088
My girlfriend could ride that, anti muslim transportation. Nice.
>>55741748
If I had the space I'd keep lots of animals. Have lots of fresh eggs and milk and occasionally rabbit for stew.
>>55741893
Except they have value, will eat anything and turn it into delicious bacon.
>>55743088
That is an impressive looking porker.
>>55741748
>Aquire prize winning pigs
>Breed them
>Raise male piglets on mass gainer, testosterone and steak
>Keep them in isolation
>When the time comes unleash my armoured, sexually repressed war pigs on the nearest mob of pakis
