>Things that triggers non whites
"where are you from?"
>>55739119
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
>>55739505
>>55739119
"show me your train ticket plz"
"Can I talk with your father"
"What do you do for a living?"
>>55739119
>"Are you in possession of a firearm?"
#PrayForParis
"I just showered"
>>55739119
Mip mup mufug bix nood.
swastika poo
>>55739119
"all lives matter"
So tell me about your father
>>55739119
>is Ethiopian
I don't even get triggered by that.
What will really trigger them is:
"Oh so you're from (Country next to country they're really from)."
>>55739649
>>55739119
Stockwell, Lambeth, SE London, England, United Kingdom :^)
And I still live here
But you're from argentina
>>55739625
Get the reference lol
>>55739119
>"Where are you from"
"I'm from XXX city, YYY State"
>"No, which country are you from? China?"
100% triggers the Asians. Am Asian.
>>55739119
That doesn't trigger me.
Now get on your knees, I need to be prepped.
>>55739826
what a hero
"did you receive poor service?"
>>55739870
Hello mountain negro
>>55739119
>friend's doing a PHD in Latin and Ancient Greek
>She's chair of some student board thing
>This fat African woman joins
>seems sort of okay
>after a while goes around and tells everyone to start calling her some stereotypical african name, when before she was called Alice
>this would have been a major warning sign to me but my friend is innocent
>friend asks her if Alice was a name she chose when she emigrated from Africa like some people do
>she politely says no but she's decided to adopt an African name
>things are fine for a week
>suddenly the crazed 40 year old alcoholic overweight shaniqua bitch is raging at my friend constantly and harassing her by email and text and over facebook calling her racist and disrespectful
>constantly threatens to reveal to others that my friend is a racist
>keep on telling her to just fucking ignore her, to not respond or even try to apologize, and save her messages and approach a member of faculty and explain that she's being harassed
>my friend is a dumbass and keeps on trying to rectify the problem
How can normal people be so fucking ignorant of when they are clearly facing a fucking insane person who will not listen to reason?
>>55739119
What year did you graduate?
>>55739119
Is this true? When I ask I do it in a genuine and interested way. I want to know cuz it helps carry the conversation forward. Perhaps I visited their home country.
"He wouldn't have died if he followed the law"
>>55740148
hello negro negro
>>55739119
*inviting smile* Hello! Nice to meet you!
"Why don't you have a seat over here..."
"I always wear a belt."
>>55739119
"blacks can't be racist? whar about the rwandan genocide?"
"i believe the person most qualified should get the job"
"I would prefer my kids to be white."
>>55739119
"What's wrong with college?"
"What are your qualifications?"
>>55740164
That kind of situation happened to my mom but she handled it better but of course got in trouble for it
>mom works at VA
>she's a part of a group of employees who train other new employees on how to interact with veterans
>among new employees are entitled black women
>they don't really pay attention, get salty when my mom asks them to focus on their training
There are plenty of witnesses who back my mom up, but it's incredibly hard to fire anyone working for the US govt, certainly a minority even more, so they just get a pass and don't receive training and go to work.
>>55740033
I always ask "What is your blood?" or "What is your ancestry?"
Would you be triggered by that?
>>55739119
"why are you so opposed to an open relationship?"
>>55739119
Where did you get that nice looking bike?
>>55739119
I SAID WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FROM NIGGER
Non-white monitoring this thread
C'mon /pol/, bring the lols
>>55740784
on a squinty eye meter from Philippines to Mongol what are you?
>>55739119
That sheboon looks like a fucking Klingon.
>>55739720
>>55740035
>How to trigger americans
"Stop being the world police!"
"Why did you invade Iraq?"
"Why did you steal the oil?"
"Why don't you mind your own business?"
>>55740966
these all make me rock hard, they dont trigger me,
>>55739119
>"you're a hard worker!"
>>55740966
never heard an american being triggered by that, maybe leftists liberals but nobody cares about them
Just being white triggers most of them brah.
>>55741144
Checked
"White people are magic :^)"
>>55740860
yes im very special person even my psychologist has said that
>>55739826
>that pic
Holy shit normies btfo
>>55739505
>>55741233
>>55739826
>actually posting this on Craigslist
Holy kek people have no shame
>>55741144
Implying that I am white
I get called Chinese so I'm Chinese, time to apply for Chinese citizenship.
Really a Cuban
>>55740966
Lol i doubt these would trigger an American. They pretty fucking proud of all that shit.
>>55739119
>"What's your favorite food?"
>"What's your opinion on immigrants?"
>"What do you think about terrorists?"
>"Do you support border control to avoid terrorist attacks?"
etc.
And those aren't really racist, cause i didn't mentioned race accomplishments etc.
"White people exist"
sirry white man
>>55741642
hey, Sven. Haven't heard from you in a while. Left-wing faggots still giving you trouble?
What
I don't understand you
Sorry
Say again
Eh
What
No really, I don't understand you
>>55741037
Did you cum?
>"How's your dad doing?"
>>55741957
Yeah because I am trying to start a race war
>>55739119
How's your father?
>>55739119
Professional victimhood used to piss me off, then it earned my pity. Now I just laugh at them. Grownups acting so childishly.
>>55741957
Also, are you that ukrainian chick?
>>55740966
Make me.
Oil.
Dog eat dog pussy.
Make me.
>>55739826
>>55739119
No, it doesn't triggers me. I'm proud of my ethinicty and nationality
>be me
>brown man
>brazilian
>living in Melbourne
>arrived here just 10 days ago
>lots people had asked me that question
>mfw they are all interested in what I have to say
>mfw unkown people are always trying to initiate conversations with me
I fuckin' love this country, m80
also
>2015
>not living in Australia
>>55742760
What is so bad about Brazil?
>>55742299
show me your butt senpai
>>55740966
I like how the best you could come up with is complaining that we kekold the rest of the world.
>>55740784
Too weird. You gotta sound oblivious and ask typical "gaijin" shit like "Do you know kung fu?"
>>55739859
Don't be mad. Maybe you just look like a Somalian, dude.
>>55742996
>trigger
those raps are great
>>55741685
Why don't you just tell people you're Cuban?
>>55742858
The list of things that arent is shorter
nothing.
>>55743316
for context, it would be like saying I'm American.
>>55740784
I usually go with "Where is your family from?"
It makes it clear what you're trying to ask without presuming too much. I mean, I'm a white guy, and if someone asked me that I'd know what answer they were looking for.
>>55739119
I really don't give a fuck what triggers non-whites.
There would be no modern society without whites.
You are using a computer, anon. It was invented by whites. How about your smart phone? Do you use electricity generated by power plants? Do you drive a car or watch television? Have you ever flown in an airplane? Do you have indoor plumbing? Is your home heated by something other than burning wood? Yes, all of these things were invented by whites. Modern medicine? Modern agriculture? The use of petroleum and petrochemicals? Modern industry and production methods?
Let's just look at the last 5 examples. It is because of these white innovations that we have a global population of 7 billion...these are people of all races.
Everyone, around the globe has white people to thank for this. Our medical technology, our agricultural innovation, our industry, our chemical engineering, and our transportation has allowed, for better or worse, for the global population to surge.
From unlocking the energy and versatility of petroleum to the atom, from something as simple as penicillin, anti-septics,sanitation, and sewage treatment or refrigeration to something as complex as surgery, vaccines, internal combustion engines, turbines, or nuclear power...whites are the reason why everyone on this planet is living longer and why the global population is the largest that it has ever been.
I will not apologize for white ingenuity, intelligence, or creativity.
Even on just a purely utilitarian metric, we have allowed more people to exist at one time than ever in human history.
Whites built the modern world. We control that which we built. Our global hegemony, even though we are a minority, is a testament to this fact.
Everyone else is either riding on our coattails, or completely fucking useless.
>>55743026
>The rest of the world
>Keked by America
Isn't that an established fact?
>>55741957
That's like asking the Death Star if the empire is still given them trouble.
>>55739119
>Things that trigger whites
"We only hire and promote people based on their qualifications"
"I'm not going to give you a 'warning' no matter how much you pay me"
"Why do your parents fight all the time?"
"Why do you smell like cheese?"
"My Little Ponies is for little girls only"
>>55744701
America is a pure white country.
>>55739119
"the terrorists were muslims"
>>55739119
>"where are you from?"
This triggers people??
>>55739505
Kek. Libertarians confirmed for non-white.
>>55739119
"May I see your work applications for the past two weeks?"
"Did you know that deodorant exists?"
"Why do you resemble a waste product?"
>>55744701
>Why do your parents fight all the time?
>Why do you smell like cheese?
>My Little Ponies is for little girls only
Explain these three
>>55739826
More people need to do this. Maybe sluttiness would take a nose dive.
>>55745233
Slut
I am half white, and half Japanese. When people ask "So, are you Japanese or Korean?" I can totally understand why I'm supposed to be offended, since just normal white people would NEVER get asked like, "So, are you Germanic or Mediterranean?" but for some reason I kind of like it. I like interacting with people and I like answering questions
>>55742760
Hey fellow Melbournian
A couple of good pubs you should try out: rooftop bar (on top of Cookie. People will know what you mean), bimbos on Brunswick st and katuk on chapel st.
>>55746482
Pls no bully
>>55739826
>doesn't even know the guy's name
>>55739119
When can I schedule your parent-teacher conference?
I'm white and I've got an accent so people always ask where I'm from. No one ever guesses it the first time.
Not offended at all, ever.
>>55746506
People have asked me my ancestry many times (I'm Hungarian). I'm not ashamed of my heritage, and I never understood why Asians consider this a hot button racist trigger.
>>55743574
>Whites built the modern world.
It's a shame that this isn't simply a fact, or at least recorded as such. You hear sometimes within the debate the notion that America was "built on the backs of (insert oppressed and colored group here". It suspends belief to look at a nation like South Africa and conclude it would be as it is today, that is, reminiscent of modern and arguably "stable" and claim that was the result of Africans, not the colonialists. This all seems to follow a trend that people who never accomplished anything, a commonality with people who claim achievements their forefathers did as their own, feel entitled to that which they never did. At its core, it's easier to play or even really be the victim in the competition for greatness.
>>55746644
sweden please show me your butt
>go to america
>have australian accent
>'omg are you irish?'
>TRIGGERED
>>55739119
It's always nice when a someone is just as hideous on the outside as she is on the inside.
>>55740784
I asked a nigress "So.... what are you?" once
If I knew how much I could trigger these people with a few words I would have done this more often
>>55747079
Blacks contributed nothing to building America. They were brought in as farm equipment and then driven to the margins of society after the end of the Civil War and the start of the Civil Rights era. Then they flooded back into mainstream American society and ruined our once great cities.
They did nothing but pick some cotton and dust plantation furniture.
>>55740966
Just call them "the colonies" ... always seems to work for me :)
>>55746508
cheers, mite
so far I've tried just fathers office and asian bar
both of them are pretty good
>>55739119
"FALKLAND ISLANDS"
>>55747160
If you show me your big american gun first
>>55739775
underrated post 2bh pham
>>55739886
Looks like a set from Clockwork Orange
>>55747302
I know all about the black folk, one of them stole my $200 Garmin unit when I was staying at a hotel for three weeks. I know this because I saw it happen, watched him run in to traffic and nearly get hit by two cars. Also, my aunt was murdered in her own home thanks to her coalburner friend who was shacking up with her to lay low. My aunt was married and her husband was at work at the time. My grandfather, still alive, is still deeply shaken by the event 21 years on. My sister was also jumped at her hotel on her senior trip to Disneyworld, she didn't lose any money since they didn't take her card and she had no cash, but it did shock her into carrying pepper spray.
As for me, I think they make the sport of basketball less enjoyable to watch and are kind of funny when they get fat enough and worthy of pity. Otherwise, not high on my list.
>>55739625
Kek
>>55747839
nice dude
>>55739119
Saw the pic on your thread and only clicked on it to tell you OP that she's annoying. Later.
>>55748098
i think its very tasteful dick pic
>>55739119
I've had someone ask me where I'm from and when i said Chicago he corrected himself and said no i meant what nationality are you
>>55747839
>Oh my
I mean your actual gun
>>55748344
good lighting too
>>55748539
but that's gay
Yes, I am both of those things. Very much.
>>55748711
Kek, So I guess you dont own a gun then. You disappoint freedom
>>55748899
s-shut up and show me your butt
Damn even /pol/ threads turn gay
>>55749144
But we need guns for the race war m8
>>55739870
RARE
F
L
A
G
>>55749407
Bend over slut.
>>55749144
Also. I dont think it is smart to upload d-pics to /pol/ m8. If you dont want to get banned
>>55739119
Triggered by OP, well played
>>55739119
'Sorry Jamal, but this Mercedes / BMW / Lexus luxury car / nigmobile you got into debt for the next 50 years to buy needs £5,000 worth of parts to fix, you dumb fucking chimp'.
Apparently, luxury cars be racist and shit... also white mechanics (me) be racist too.
>>55749144
>>55748899
show me any portion of your skin
>>55749407
>>55749510
i'm buying a nugget right now
all i have to offer is my kukri
>>55742858
To the majority of people: braindead leftists, corrupt politicians, broken economy.
>>55749483
Spanish-m8, when will you make animu threads again?
>>55749578
>>55749578
M8 you should already know who I am.
>>55749696
child's skull? neat
>>55749643
No need to anymore.
>>55740966
>p-please stop kucking me, Mr. USA...sir.
Sweden. This is why you stay in that shed.
>>55739505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sokPxLncw
lol
>>55749565
>mechanic
hot desu senpai
you wouldn't have a full body pic would you?
no homo
>>55749938
Just make America great again
>>55739886
is that supposed to be the ghetto?
>>55749608
Can anyone make Brazil great again?
>>55749929
Why not?
>>55750129
That depends. Are you a qt3.14 grill or just a prancing faggot?
>>55750363
Because I found my qt already.
>>55749586
Post nuggets!
>>55750535
Who is it?
>>55739505
>>55750498
I'm a grill and I always had a thing for mechanics.
>tfw take mine and me mum's car to Greenwich MOT centre and there's a young qt fit 20-something year old blond guy there
>I always try to imagine how he'd look undressed
>he has sludge all over his mechanic outfit
>chiselled jaw and a stubble
>short, spiked hair
p-pls tell me that's you
"Is your dad at work now?"
>>55750759
ur mom lol
>>55749696
Pls dont tell me you are the same guy from /soc/
>>55750287
Lula.
>>55751030
>Hilarious and original
>>55739826
I admire a man with a sense of humor. She just doesn't get the joke.
>>55751044
I've literally never been on /soc/
>>55743574
Actually Indians invented the loo
>>55751215
So you are 100% /pol/ak then? Post nuggets too!
>>55742760
Brazilians don't mind talking about Brazil. I'm the same way, I come from a cool little town.
>>55751439
i dont own one yet senpai
also whose the guy from /soc/?
>>55742760
>I'm proud of my ethinicty and nationality
Is that why you moved to a country on the opposite end of the world? lel
Gotta love how "proud" of their country every third world migrant is. Is that your defence mechanism for coping with the knowledge you come from an inferior society?
>>55751602
Some guy that reconsided me from /pol/
"I'm proud of my ethnicity"
>>55745410
Latinos, Arabs, Indians, and Asians. Asking where they are from triggers them, they assume you are asking which country, as if they aren't as local as you.
>>55751799
It's really easy to talk about being fond of your shithole origins when you are out of said shithole, it's very easy, you can just filter out the bad memories and take only the good times with you.
Try being proud of Brazil living in it, not as easy.
Can I give you a ride to work?
>>55752085
Really? Story, please.
Trayvon Martin was white.
>>55751799
>third world migrant
fuck off, cunt
I'm here for one year and a half for education
"I'm not racist"
"I have nothing against X race"
ect.
I'm white but I don't know how to act like an Amerifat so people ask me where I'm from all the time
Is not big deal
>>55752187
>I'm here for one year and a half for education
lmao that's what you all say. Then after your visa expires you will either overstay or marry a citizen to get a new one.
>>55751602
You didn't answer my question American-chan
>>55751799
UK has the best bantz
No, I don't have any spare change, Sven.
>>55752442
oh, yeah i browse mostly /pol/ and /tg/
>>55752187
so you admit that Australian education is better than the education you receive in your shithole? Cool.
also stop trying so hard to sound Australian. You will never be Australian, you nigger.
>>55746912
Because it's implied that we all look the same
We kind of do
Is it in yet?
>>55752441
>marry a citizen to get a new one
breedy gud idea, m8
>>55752904
>Australian education is better than a impoverished third world country
Way to set the bar high.
>>55752904
you mad, bro
how about you fuckin' relax
>>55751203
What joke????? I DON'T GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN!!!!
>>55739826
>not peeing in the fridge instead
He missed a golden chance.
>Reminding American niggers that they're Westerners.
Reminding American niggers of how much Europe/ the west has influenced their daily lives triggers them hard. They're convinced that whites stole our culture from blacks, but it's actually the other way around. Telling them that they're far removed from Africa in terms of culture makes them mad.
For example, Soul Food is a bunch of food that whites invented. A good deal of it hasn't even been altered.
>>55747511
The exford on Russell Street fuck yeah
>>55742760
Then why don't you go back and try to improve it instead of contributing to the brain drain?
>>55753649
yeah, thats what I'm doing
I study Mechanical Engineering and the brazilian government is sponsoring me
>>55750246
It's a fucking shithole, so it pretyt much is. Isn't the worst place here though
>>55753229
Sure showed him
>>55747497
Here's your 1 (One) reply.
>>55752814
So you arent leaking from /lgbt/ then?
"Can't we skip black history month?"
"How come there is scholarships for minorities, but not for whites? "
>>55739119
"You people" in any context. It's my go to trigger phrase because I can easily make them look like an idiot for claiming I'm being racist when it's not even remotely racist.
>>55753798
Hey do you know much about running a car on ethanol?
YOU WUSN'T KANGS
Why are seamonkeys (me) never get triggered by any of these racial slur? I'm flip and people constantly asking me the dumbest questions and i just return banter. nothing bad about that if you have the wits to fire back. these people are dumb as bricks
>>55753944
not much
what do you wanna know exactly ?
>>55753896
what are you getting at Lasse?
Did they actually actively search for the most punchable niggerface out there?
>>55752969
You do. Inbreeding and isolation gave you sameness and high IQs.
"Why don't you tip?"
I had to hide this thread because the picture in the OP is so ridiculously ugly
>>55754548
How did it give us high IQs?
And do you bring up inbreeding on account of Genghis Khan (or was it Attila the Hun? I seriously cannot remember, I think it was Khan though) raping all of our ancestors?
>>55739119
This seriously triggers people? When I meet foreigners I am usually very interested in hearing about their heritage. If that triggers you then you are probably closer to a monkey than you want to be.
>>55754305
Becaue you posted your d in a /pol/ thread
>>55747681
Post swedebutt
>>55756089
Timestamp is needed. I am a guy btw
>>55756832
Before I reopen my safe, are you a qt twink?
>>55755870
i send my dick picture to everyone, there's nothing sexual about it
"Anon N: Congrats man
anon N: You did it.
anon N: You made me look at your penis
anon N: I'm slow clapping right now.
anon N: You did good kid
anon N: real good.
anon N: ok anonE I looked at it
anon N: great penis man, I'm really impressed
anon N: I'm nominating you for friend of the year.
anon E: IF YOU HAD SEEN IT YOU WOULDNT BE SAYING THAT
anon N: No man, I looked right at it.
anon N: I stared for like 15 minutes.
anon N: The lighting, everything about the picture was very tasteful.
anon E: would you say its big?
anon N: 10/10 man
anon N: Absolutely, Erik.
anon E: i know you havent seen my dick then
anon E: observe
anon E: tiny
anon D: pretty small
anon E: yeah man
anon E: see he saw the picture
anon N: Ok fine it's little
anon N: like a peanut
anon E: whateley saw my dick
anon E: and he said it was nice
anon N: It's beautiful man
anon N: You did a great job
anon N: LOOK, JUST STOP SENDING ME THE PICTURE OK"
>>55753431
her life is the joke
>>55739119
I never understand why that's racist, we always ask people where they are from here. It seems like an innocent question since the country is so big, and full of foreigners.
>tfw curious and just trying to be nice
>tfw racist
Guess I'll just ignored coloured people I guess.
>>55749608
>moving to australia for those reasons
it's because of the crime, just say it
>>55757031
Keked a bit, desu
>>55756975
post of what a "qt twink" is
>>55739119
>this ho
>>55757539
Example from your homeland
>>55758380
holy shit is she having a stroke?
>>55744701
>"We only hire and promote people based on their qualifications"
I should be fine, then.
>"I'm not going to give you a 'warning' no matter how much you pay me"
Wha...?
>"Why do your parents fight all the time?"
They stayed together for longer than 5 minutes.
>"Why do you smell like cheese?"
Why do you smell like shit?
>"My Little Ponies is for little girls only"
You will never see the serene light of the Horse Pussy, Jamal. I pity you.
>>55744701
>"We only hire and promote people based on their qualifications"
Triggering to non whites because it implies they don't get in because they're black
>
"I'm not going to give you a 'warning' no matter how much you pay me"
wot
>"Why do your parents fight all the time?"
At least they have both parents
>"My Little Ponies is for little girls only"
pic related
>>55758617
Yeah I have that body type, Will you post gun again?
>>55746508
yes bimbos is good, haven't checked out rooftop yet
>>55739119
Ask white person "Where are you from?" Reply - "Scotland - Edinburgh"
Ask black person "where are you from". Reply "Dass rassis'"
>>55759046
>That pic
What the fuck. I didn't know that niggers even liked MLP
>>55759116
Forgot pic
>>55759762
Needs /pol/ on it
>>55759762
Nice flag btw
you people
>>55760621
I need a show of good faith that I'm not running a fool's errand
>>55761266
You could just look through the /pol/ archive and you can find pics of me. I wont post any buttpics
>>55761266
Because I am not a degenerate
>>55761266
Lel, or you could just add me on steam
>>55761497
show your god damn butt, svensk
>>55761621
Not here american-chan
>>55753431
It's a classic gag you uncultured swine.
>>55747302
Are you that gook who got blown out on >>>/b/ about six years ago, the "anti-male genitalia mutilation activist"?
>>55761621
>>55761832
The spoon will be angry if I do
>>55747497
Nah, we know we're just a bunch of uppity colonials at the end of the day.
>>55742760
Fuck Off to your shithole
>>55751920
They usually aren't local, though, which is the funny thing.
I actually like letting people know that I'm from Cuba, since most of my family are gingers with green/blue eyes.
>>55761442
What are some keywords to search for?
>>55760741
YOURE GOD DAMN RIGHT IT IS!
>>55763952
Vote Trump 4 me
>>55739505
I hate hearing this because I don't know why I got pulled over.
>>55763886
Your steam?
Here is one m8: https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/52017099/
