So we all know about the time that Baneposting ripped a whole in the universe and caused a plane crash, but what if that wasn't all that happened? What if the Dark Knight trilogy predicted all of this?
A masked man releasing a torrent of criminals on to the streets?
In 2014, Hollande was involved in a scandal where he was caught leaving the house of his mistress wearing a motorcycle helmet as a disguise. This actually worked to his favor as he had been hated before then but this made him more relate-able to French people because of mistresses and shit.
Bane: "Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask"
Both Bane and Hollande released criminals onto the streets. Bane blew open the prison, Hollande allowed "refugees" to come streaming into France.
Then, during the attacks, explosions occurred at a football stadium. Sound familiar? And guess who was at said football stadium? Do I really need to say it? Francis Hollande
Then it would be extremely painful
But was getting caught part of their plan?
>>55737622
So you're telling me trump is batman and the Muslims are the new league of shadows ok so who is talia hillary?
Today a French highspeed train was derailed causing ten deaths. An accident? Or a cover up?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34822666
A new train being derailed amidst terror attacks, sound familiar? The ending of the first Dark Knight film. There was something on that train they dont want us to know about.
In the beginning of the third film, one of the mercenaries tells Bane they've started a fire, and Bane agrees, saying "Yes, the fire rises."
The day of the attack, ISIS celebrated it by posting on twitter with the hashtag “#باريس_تشتعل
which translates to...Paris is on fire
But is Bane/Hollande really the cause of all this? No, of course not, there is a female behind the scenes who, pretending to be a philanthropist, is actually plotting the downfall of Gotham/Paris. A femme fatale...But who could it be? Who enacted policies allowing these terrorists to end the EU?
Bane has his mercenary army who obey his every whim and worship him.
Merkel has the EU.
>>55737821
No you fool. Bruce Wayne is Marine Le Pen, the hero France deserves AND needs.
Bruce Wayne learned everything from his mentor, father figure Ra's Al Ghul.
Le Pen learned everything from her mentor, her father Jean Marie Le Pen.
Wayne eventually went against Ra's after finding his methods of killing too extreme, destroying his dojo.
Le Pen eventually turned against her father, finding his denial of the holocaust too extreme, kicking him out of their party.
Marine is the last hope France has, she's their dark knight. Nolan was right.
Baneposting is the greatest meme of all time. It just keeps on giving. Baneposting should have it's own museum.
>>55737241
Please take your forced meme back to your cancer camp
>>>/tv/
>Trying THIS badly to make excuses to banepost
Fuck off back to >>>/tv/
>>55738865
>the hero France deserves AND needs.
>Implying you can be a hero if you don't save anyone
>>55738888
nice quads...
>>55738865
>Batman is a girl
>>55737241
Not only The DKR
