>Rational
>Presidential
>Came from the balls of Ron Paul
>Won't give all our money to Israel like Trump
>Will audit the Federal Reserve
>Doesn't suck mutilated jew cock like literally every other candidate including the demoshits
>Amazing speaker
>Great hair
>Fuck the Middle East let's focus on America
Can this dude win?
nope
>>55736601
im praying f4m
>>55736688
Woah rareflag
THIS IS NOW A RAND MEME THREAD
POST YOUR DANKEST RANDS
Freedom fucking intensifies
thread is fucking pitiful
>>55738398
Ifunny.co
Ayy lmao
I really like Rand, but I don't think it's his time this go-around. Though I'm rooting for the little guy regardless.
If you're an American and you don't support rand you're probably mentall ill.
literally badgaryjohnson
>>55738923
desu tho, he probably does more good as a senator than he could actually do as president
besides, a lot of females will flat out not support him because he is of the view that life begins at the point of conception, even though he would NEVER infringe on a womans right to have an abortion (except prevent federal funding for it)
please ameribros hes our only hope
>these shills
Did the Paris attacks re-direct the quality workers elsewhere and now the firms are left with you cunts?
>>55738621
My sides
>doesn't suck Jew cock
I’m proud to support Israel, America’s longtime friend and ally in the Middle East.
Israeli cafés and buses are bombed, towns are victimized by hundreds of rockets, and its citizens are attacked by Palestinian terrorists.
It’s time we took a stand for Israel by standing up to the enemies of Israel, the enemies that murder Israeli citizens.
That’s why I proposed a bill called the “Stand with Israel Act” to cut off the flow of U.S. taxpayer dollars to the Palestinian Authority.
As long as the Palestinian Authority is allied with Hamas not one more tax dollar should flow to them.
>>55739429
I'm so glad we have flags.
>>55739429
But...but...jews...
>>55739563
I'm glad too. Because every time someone says something legitimately stupid it's an American.
https://www.randpaul.com/issue/israel
>>55739429
Gr8 b8 m8
>>55739670
Well I'm glad because it helps with bait recognition.
>>55739902
>b8
>copy & paste from Rand's site
>link provided
Head up your ass?
rude desu
>>55739429
Don't remember Trump ever running for congress.
>>55739104
It's not a subjective view, life OBJECTIVELY begins at conception
When those cells are developed enough to allow the organism self-awareness amongst the ability to perceive data and process sensations is another thing but life does begin at conception.
>>55740138
Not entirely sure what that has to do with my post refuting OPs claims.
>>55736601
>Won't give all our money to Israel like Trump
He shills for Israel constantly and hasn't pushed for an audit with the Fed despite his dad asking him to several times.
He's got no spine, bends his knee to the Jews as said of the confederate flag "I think it belongs in a museum"
He's a shill you faggot fuck Jew Paul Doom Paul is the only one I will ever trust
>>55739153
I wouldn't doubt it.
RIDF probably requested to borrow their senior staff
>>55740138
the fuck is a yom kipur blessing?!
if you gonna kiss some asses at least do it right...
>>55740429
He literally said in the most recent GOP debate that he will audit the fed
>>55736601
Considering his track record he is short on luck.
>>55736601
But he's a midget
>>55740738
But you don't understand, they FORCED him to do that! They literally grabbed his tiny 5'2" frame and put a yamulka on his head and praise wall instead of build wall.
>>55740738
Why is showing him palling around with jews a bad thing? Show me one candidate that hasn't expressed support for Israel.
It's a shame the guy just doesn't gel with the republican establishment.
I feel like he's one of few in the GOP that can appeal to moderates and prevent a landslide Clinton victory.
>>55740406
I'm saying every nominee sucks jew cock, boyo. It's just how the game is played. Though Rand has a good chance, like Trump, to downplay the merchant investment.
>>55740973
>It's just how the game is played
Why? They're a tiny minority.
>>55740829
To be fair Gattaca and Stand and Deliver are pretty good movies
>>55740861
>Doesn't suck mutilated jew cock like literally every other candidate including the demoshits
>sucks mutilated jew cock like literally every other candidate including the demoshits
>>55740643
>making it a campaign promise
>Instead of pushing for it right now in the Senate like he should be
Fuck you kike
>>55736601
>Christian Dominionist who wants to create a christian caliphate in the U.S. government to fufill fringe end times prophecy.
>Spouts vaccine woo woo but doesn't have the balls to back up his statements when questioned.
>True fans are literally the biggest fedora wearing wizards on the internet.
He won't win. And people like you will shitpost everywhere about whatever stupid consipracy theory you think is true.
>>55740738
"and here it says pro israel protestants are a huge demographic and you should definitely make it look like you care about israel if you ever want to be president. says it all right here!"
>>55741269
His position on vaccinations is enough for me to not take him seriously. Anyone that stupid shouldn't be president.
>>55739104
What about those who don't support him becuase we're not part of the american christian taliban?
>>55739104
>Does good as a senator.
>Spends most of his time with childish idiotic fillibusters that achive nothing and alienate him from normal people.
Why do you paultards keep thinking this guy has been in any way an effective politician?
>>55740738
Visit's the wall for publicity.
Classic politician.
Random Paul at an amusement park.
>>55742881