Came back from Auschwitz the other day.
Did you know each prisoner had 15 seconds to shit in the morning?
>>55734571
>even Auschwitz prisoners pooed in the loo
India, you have no excuse.
>>55734571
Who told you that, a guide?
Those guys are fucking liars
Well if they barely ate I'd imagine they would have much to shit out anyway.
>>55734571
>Auschwitz
Did you know that almost everything that you were told while taking holiday Auschwitz is either an exaggeration, lie, half-truth, or complete fabrication?
>>55734571
Did you know the whole thing is a lie?
>>55734850
Germanbro arrested by the thought police in 3, 2, 1
Remember those poor jews who were milked to death in those masturbation machines
oyy vey
>>55734850
See you in jail bro
... Who takes more than 15 seconds to poop?
Literally, shit or get off the pot
>>55734850
>Be German
>Get arrested for publicly denying holocaust
Reported, get keked
REMEMBER THE SHOES GOY
>>55734850
here comes the party van
>>55735092
enjoy your hemorrhoids
>everyone is calling the holocaust a myth
>start to get upset
>remember everything on 4chan is satire
Haha, nice one guys, you almost had me!
>>55734571
That's 14 seconds more than we had.
>>55735340
>everything on 4chan is satire
Back to reddit.
What if someone with super hacking powers made this song play all over Germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9pWjwp9W7Q
Anyone have the pictures from the thread where the guy went to a holocaust muesem and in the gallery of the supposed anti-semantic artwork from the 30s and 40s there was a fucking WYATT MANN comic?
>>55735452
>he came to 4chan after it had been corrupted by morons from reddit
Now this is speed shitting!
>>55735462
It'd be like that scene from Kingsman.
>>55735340
search your feelings luke you know it too be false
>>55734571
Bullshit
With that said. The israelis love to terrorize the non jewish people (christians included) of the area we allowed them to SHARE with the individuals that inhabited the area first.
>>55734850
10years for you.
>>55735452
hahha well memed friend!
>>55734850
You dare say something like that as a german? Are you crazy?
>>55735609
Yea, there's plenty of reddit fags here but if you hang out here for longer than a week or two at even a moderate level of browsing it becomes quite clear that this isn't just a board full of people pretending to be something they're not. Where would the fun be in that if everyone is playing the same satire game? Being a satirical nazi on tumblr or reddit would make sense but why would everyone just come to the same place to pretend with other like-minded pretenders? It's silly.
>>55735061
>>55735166
>>55735961
>Germans
Haha, what a bunch of cuc.ks
>>55736003
Sometimes I come here and tell lies to get some kicks, but generally I truly believe what I say.
Like the Israeli government and the us government did 911
>>55734850
thought terrorism
>>55734850
You're not allowed to say that. I'm not sure you're allowed to think that, probably not, and they only had to restrict it to speech because there is no way to prove the thought alone. Yet.
Who the fuck visits Auschwitz while on vacation?
>>55734571
Yea and did you know about the skin lamp shades and fat soap? As well as the oven burning 50 people at once in just a minute?
Oh and did you forget about the wagons on rails that would drop prisoners straight into gas chambers? Or the game in which evil Germans tossed kids against tree trunks to crack their skull and genocided an entire city? Or the swimming pool in which people drowned in excrements?
All this while fighting a war on multiple fronts!
German efficiency at its finest
>>55734850
You are now personally responsible for the gassing of 349534 Jews, you have 10 seconds to respond or you will be faced with the consequences of your horrific actions.
>>55734850
Cya Germanbro.
>>55734571
yes, and my grandparents were turned into soap and lampshades when they were 8 years old
>>55735340
The holocaust has always been one big conspiracy theory to out the Germans post-war.
Hell they didn't really start dishing out the 'info' on it until the 60's, you'd think the Soviets would have jumped on 'muh holocaust' right after liberating the camps if there really were mass executions they could advertise to the world.
It's basically the same thing as saying "BUSH DID 9/11 6,000,000 OFFICE WORKERS DIED ALIUMSSS!!!"
>>55736489
Legit question. Would German authorities actually track him down over a comment like that or are people just trolling? Also, do Germans generally think that those kinds of restrictions of free-speech are justified or is kind of like one of those things they just "put up with"?
>>55736814
Same. My grandparents told me all about it.
>>55734850
>Be in Oberstufe and have a mandatory Klassenfahrt to a Concentration Camp
>It's Buchenwalld
>Tour guide explains what atrocities happened there while giving a tour
>Talks about horrible conditions and how one inmate found 108 lice on his head
>Ask the guide "That's an oddly specific number, are you sure he wasn't exagerating and using 108 because it's an important number in jewish numerology? "
>Guide snaps at me "No this is the the actual number! It's not made up!"
>Be shown to a barn which to a barn with a long hall that led to a doctors examination room. Supposedly soviet soldiers were walked through the barn in hundreds and when examined shot in the neck from a concealed window behind the room
>Ask what they did with those many corpses and be told they were burned
>4 furnaces
>Afterwards get a workshop on how people in Weimar DID smell the smoke coming from the furnaces burning people and are Mittäter
>As instructor "Yeah, but what were they supposed to do, storm the camp? It was the middle of the war you know."
> Guide looks at me sheepishly
Never question! NEVER DOUBT!
>>55734571
you.....escaped auschwitz? mein gott!
>>55734571
I went there this summer while interrailing, the thing that shocked me most was three American girls taking a fucking half-squat selfie down the tracks, I wish I was joking.
>>55736667
LONG LIVE SACRED GERMANY!
>Did you know each prisoner had 15 seconds to shit in the morning
Yep, that and other facts about how superior Western civilisation treated other human beings help me feel better about muslims destroying them.
>>55737069
American girls will selfie anywhere and at any time. It's a fucking sickness that needs to stop.
>>55734571
Did you get a chance to go swimming?
Looks lovely.
>>55734571
I mean, they were on the clock.
>>55737278
They're just as bad here, but I really was not prepared for that.
>>55734571
what were they shitting? I thought they were starved, no?
>>55734653
>>55734571
i knew the holocaust was a lie
killed everyone my ass...... OP got out!!
>>55737506
thats why it only took 15 seconds to fart a little wurst out
>>55734571
Where did the shit go? Was it just a hole that filled up and would stink up the place?
>>55734850
Enjoy getting buttraped by Muhammed in prison
>>55734850
nice work
>>55734571
My grandfather was gassed twice while pooing in the loo.
>>55734850
calling the gustapo right now
>>55734850
Hausdurchsuchung einkommend.
>>55734850
Good luck in jail Germoney.
