LOL
>>55727069
>encounter problem
>run away
>leave stuttered, meek scrawl of a comment as you sob and limp off
>post on tumblr about your bravery
They missed the part where the girl is getting beheaded for allah.
>>55727069
That guy is a fucking race traitor
>>55727069
>someone gives you a compliment
>insult them
You go girl
>>55727069
Feminists can't stop thinking about dick, can they?
>white cat caller
Does anyone else really enjoy this meme?
Feminists, we get it. You have some sort of compulsive penis fixation and few outlets for your latent anger.
Literally both of those could be solved with a sex toy. They can be quite cheap.
>>55727069
>he's white and fat
>>55727466
They're never white desu
Do women have the equivalent of a micro penis?
Like a micro-snatch or some shit?
>>55727069
>white people cat call
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1XGPvbWn0A
>>55727715
Opposite. Must be like tossing a hot dog down a hallway.
>>55727375
How long does it take a group of mutts to become a new race?
>>55727715
Roasties.
>>55727777
I love how she even came out and stated this was fake as all the feminists were defending her
>small penis insult
feels like high school all over again
>>55727825
Like waving a stick in a cave
>>55727715
macro vag
>>55727715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q
>>55727069
pretty funny actually have gotten a lot of comments like that thrown at from women in bars.
Now was this done with the intent of humor or belittlement?
>>55727466
Well it can't be Sanchez or Jamal, because that's racist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=X4DXaKuOAZ0
>“Why is it that a woman always thinks the most hurtful thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship? I gave up comparing genitals back in the schoolyard.”
>>55727069
>white guy catcalling a black girl
wut
>>55728177
>Women
>Humor
>>55727069
>guy does something "wrong" in their eyes
>gal reverts it back by attacking their penis size
Lol why is this the case? I mean, honestly, the guy must be pretty small or thin skinned to take offense to that.
>>55727069
It reminds me of a thing I read about a feminist who had a dream about women having magic potions that made them not get pregnant after sex or whatever the fuck.
http://www.claremont.org/crb/basicpage/just-like-a-woman/
>Poet and essayist Pollitt, for example, begins her book with the dream of a magical potion that “women could drink after sex…[to] keep them unpregnant.” If only women’s bodies could be more like men’s, women would be equal, free, and happy; they’d have less poverty and better sex. When recalcitrant biology or human error defeats contraception, abortionists must step in to right the wrong once and for all—at least until the next contraceptive failure
If a man says something negative to you the prober reaction as a woman is to say something negative back.
If a man says something negative to you, the proper reaction is to judge his appearance and then either cry, or giggle and hit him playfully.
>>55727069
cat calling is for degenerates desu senpai
who even makes these
>>55729271
>this guy
>>55729558
>lewd comment
>respond with murder
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
>>55727069
>guy says something positive and flattering to a girl
>girl insults him in one of the meanest ways possible
>people wonder why men have started to avoid relationships
>>55729741
Somebody call the waahbulance
>>55729741
And yet showing a girl with big boobs and a low cut is reaffirming sexist attitudes on a subconscious level.
I'm glad that the blue whales on tumblr are so out of shape, or else I would be a tad concerned from my safety whenever I have to walk by the liberal arts college.
>>55728029
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>55729558
>woman beating a grown man
I saw a group of 5 mexican chicks beat up some drunk white guy outside a bar and they started stomping his face with their stiletto heels. People just watched cause when girls fight their boobs fall out
>>55727069
Best i can do on mobile
>>55730401
>you'll never have 5 mamacitas stomp on your face with their tits out
why even live?
>>55729558
Does anyone have the one with the Jew in it? She says something like, "Sorry, I'm all out of ovens today."
If anyone can produce that, I will provide shekles.
>>55729758
It's ok to laugh at a man for something he has no control over. Hasn't society taught you anything?
>>55729741
Women actually believe any comment that hurts their feelings deserves the most extreme levels of retribution. Costing someone their job, jail, physical injury, death. They think these things are justified just because their feelings were hurt and when they manage to get this retribution they all shout girl power and hug each other and act like they're superheroes because of their overreaction.
They don't even stop to consider how petty they're being, how little what was said matters, etc. Their feelings were hurt and therefore it's all justified.
This is why women are shit and do not belong in positions of authority ever. They shouldn't really even be allowed to speak in public, lest their foolishness infect others.... as it has.
>>55727715
Even a jumbo jet looks tiny if you land it in the Grand Canyon.
>>55730435
Nicely done, sir.
8.31223 / 10
>>55729271
I chuckled.
>>55729271
ahahaha
>>55729758
Oh god what. Either baby face or cheese pizza.
That said, if he lost some weight he'd probably low average size.
>>55727069
why do women consider compliments a bad thing?
>>55727069
I guarantee the women who drew this is not that thin.
>>55727715
the itty bitty titty commitee
>>55731038
Thanks anon!
>>55727069
>feminist humour
It's literally anti-comedy
>>55731160
women are extremely negative. they just love to be unhappy, or pretend at least. it's really exhausting, no matter what happens a woman will find something to complain about.
>>55727069
Why do women constantly attack penis size?
This is a genuine question
>>55729741
If it's good enough for pocs then it's good enough for feminists!
>>55727069
HAHAHAHA
BOY THAT SURE IS A GOOD ONE
IM GOING TO SEND THIS TO MY MOM
HAHAHAHA
>>55731279
they like to say the cruelest insults possible and that's the best they've come up with for men.
>micropenis = small penis
>>55728127
Holy fucking shit. Those lyrics are incredible.
>>55730968
Tis true. Women operate in a world where fact and reason have no place. Its tough to even empathize with, I can't really imagine a world where I simply follow my feeling 100%. I guess rapists and murderers and thieves do that. If women could actually di anything physically, that's probably what they'd do.
>>55729558
/r/ing the Bancho edit.
POST THE GODDAMN ORA ORA EDIT
>tfw you know that deep down women understand that they are inferior
feels good desu
>>55731276
Give a woman a million dollars and she'll complain about not having 10 million.
>>55727715
Filthy worn out roasties who have taken miles of cock
>>55731423
I don't get it. Do you have to be a little pussy to relate to this comic?
>>55729558
>>55727069
>complain about feminists acting like running away from catcallers is a victory
>complaining about murdering catcallers as an unnecessary escalation
There is no pleasing you, /pol/.
>>55731423
That's drawn by a female I bet.
>>55727069
Apart from concealing a smoke bomb up her cunt as her pants have no pockets, how did she know he had a microbenis? Slut must've checked out what he's packing pretty good before he even said anything and then got angry because he didn't make the grade all before he even opened his mouth.
That woman is human garbage.
>>55731554
or she'll complain that now she has to adjust her budget
or the new money is stressing her out
or the taxes... there is always something to bitch about if you love being a victim.
>>55731698
They can attack catcallers if they wish, just don't be surprised when the nigger rapes and kills her.
>>55731423
>implying females don't get off to this
>>55727466
in my entire life i've yet to witness a woman being catcalled
not even the shitskins do it
>>55731279
Because they lack wit and can't process that the best insult is one for something a person has control over, not something they were born with. It's like making fun of midgets or retards, so easy that only the slow of wit do it.
>>55727069
>>55727208
Yeah seriously.
This comic proves women are cowards that can't say shit to man's face because they're afraid they're dreams might come true and he'll rape them. So they run away from the ones that aren't hot enough to get in a rape-inducing fight with.
>>55731276
>on hike with a 9/10 blonde cutie I'm seeing
>in the sun: ughhh its so hot
>go to some shade: ughhh its too cold here
I couldn't help but laugh
>>55729758
is that a fat brony with down syndrom
>>55732022
kill yourself
>>55731778
>using the friendzone meme unironically
>>55732299
>they're
>>55727466
I enjoy the home security systems commercials that feature a white man breaking and entering into a middle class white suburban home.
>>55731915
same here, yet every girl i've known has complained about it. if you think you're hot just say so, you don't need to make up stories.
>>55732360
it gets to the point where i don't know how to respond to these statements. maybe this is why men learned to be funny, to distract women from things that bother them(everything).
>>55729758
Why the fuck do you even have that image saved?
>>55731699
It's unfunny, so yes.
>>55731206
Is it ever a wonder there are so few female comedians, let alone good ones?
>>55727069
>someone complemented me, better insult them
womyn
>>55727715
microboobs
>>55732837
Im sorry you have got some sand in your vagina.
I'll try harder to impress you next post.
>>55731915
i have cat called a couple of times. they always have a smile on their face .
Hot girls use it as a humblebrag
Fat girls lie about it to not appear unwanted .
>>55731689
No, just that the woman is such a pussy and because of that, it's funny.
>>55731525
>Women want to be treated as equals
>Gets treated like equals
>They want off this ride, but don't want to admit it
This explains much, actually.
>>55732850
That's correct.
>>55729558
/co/ did a great edit of this, where the hell did that go...
>daddy?
>>55727069
>>55727466
>>55731915
>>55733197
Yeah, I too have never witnessed cat calling in real life. Hell besides me ironically saying "say guh!" because my group of friend thought it was funny to make fun of how black dudes at parties do that. There was always a group of black dudes at parties that would sit there in a corner and just go "SAY GUH AYY WADDUP" to like every girl. That's about it. The girls TEHEHEHE'd and walked off too, no tumblr fighter with keys!
That being said, I just realized something /pol/? You know who the biggest cat callers are? Women. Go on a girls Facebook or Instagram and look at who's saying what, they're are definitely more women telling her she's beautiful than men. She walks around daily getting these compliments from other women about her hair, her dress, her shoes, her make up, her jokes, fucking every little thing she does is praised by other girls (who probably talk shit behind her back) and yet... any kind of compliment at all from a man is evil harassment and attempt on his part to sleep with her!
Women are the biggest cat-callers.
>>55727715
ROAST
BEEF
CUNT
>>55727069
Just make fun of her roast beef vagina or her small titties.
>>55733924
"Roastie" for short. Really bothers them calling them that.
>>55731423
haha, that's cute. I could see a japanese comic using the same joke
>>55731893
They do. I dated a full on leftwing cunt and she was 100% into rape and being used like a toilet. They talk shit, then want to be treated like shit.
>>55731423
Doesn't pan mean bread?
>>55727069
Is catcalling really such a big problem in North America?
>>55731423
Fucking brilliant.
By the way does anyone have that cartoon where a tumblr feminist demands the invalidation of all white things, then a white man and a mexican come carrying a vacuum, suck up all white inventions and leave her in a wasteland full of desperate dindus, advising here to "stretch her asshole" as they walk away?
>>55731689
You dont get it because your probably a woman and dont understand comedy. The girl sees a big guy with scars and a bulldog, her first thought is that the guy is some big gangster that will kill her in a heartbeat if she gets on his bad side and starts gettign super paranoid. The dog starts growling, and the guy says "sit". The girl, who is already paranoid, thinks hes talking to her and not his dog, so she sits and cowers, the guy and dog see this, and then lose their shit.
>>55734362
No, just bitchy feminists being bitchy. Though, I was cat called myself, despite sporting a beard at the time. But, it was a nigger who did it, so it's not like he was a real person anyway.
>>55731689
It plays on female insecurity, sense of fragility and distrust of men (the latter created by modern feminism). Are you blind?
>>55733288
Wait, there are good female comedians?
>>55729758
WHY would anyone take such a picture?
...WHY would anyone save it?
>>55734774
It's his self-portrait.
>>55734526
>tfw gay black lanklet trying to flirt with me on the bus earlier today
>>55732877
In a way those are saying "Our security is good enough to even catch the white burglars who are good at what they do."
>>55731466
Seconded, I know someone has it
>>55727069
>Insulting a Man's Masculinity
Funny how these Feminists claim to haye Gender Roles yet still believe in stuff like "Man Up" and "be a man"
>>55727069
>not even free bleeding
>>55732022
Your handwriting is atrocious.
>>55727225
Nothing says home like an good 'ol beheading and aloha snackbar in the morning
>Sir you're making me uncomfortable could you please stop?
How a rational human being would deal with that situation.
And the small dick insult doesn't work when someone know theirs it isn't The entire point of an insult is that it has truth to it. And ironically it sexually objectifies men saying their sexual value is most important aspect of them.
>>55735063
I think that's mousewriting, dude
>>55727069
okay cool but what if the guy doing the cat calling actually has a huge cock? waht then, bitch>
>>55734755
Maybe...1 or 2? If anyone says Tina Fey, go fuck yourself.
>>55727208
>encounter comment
>drop smoke bomb
>leave message enscrawled with bats
>use grapple gun and glide off over Gotham City
>post on waynechan about my bravery
>>55731698
There is such a thing as bantz
>one sexual assault makes another acceptable
smart
>>55727069
It should be a nigger or spic cat calling to reflect reality.
>>55729558
shes not even hot though. 5/10 at best
Only blacks and latinos have cat called me. I don't get scared but I keep my eye on them and check my surroundings because I've been chased before.
White guys actually approach me like normal human beings and talk with me a little and it's always pleasant.
>>55735316
what was that woman who got nailed for sex with a minor (a girl)? She was funny back in the day.
>>55731778
truth
>>55731466
>>55734940
>>55729558
>>55729741 this
Whos fucking fantasies are these? Some dweeb imagining white knighting, or a female who thinks she can 1 hit a dude in the stomach, that's 5 times her size and spewing off a cheesy one liner.
>>55735430
That's hot.
>>55734755
Elaine from seinfeld, Joan rivers, blonde lady from parks and rec, Maria Branford
>>55735430
>you will never be pegged by a qt grill
>>55735535
fuck I grabbed a thumbnail
>>55727715
R O A S T I E
>>55735535
>>55735535
cool, you saved a thumbnail
>>55735686
Thanks.
Do you have the ZA WARUDO edit too?
>>55729558
>>55727069
>it was real in my mind
Has anyone ever seen seen somebody catcall another woman? Nobody does that any more.
>>55735602
It's obviously a woman, the artist knows nothing about physiology or fighting. You have to step really close to someone to penetrate your punch hard enough to do any kind of 1-hit takedown damage, and your front leg should be bent so you can punch slightly up or at least horizontally
>>55729741
No wonder feminists like the muslims. They both think murder is the answer to a rude comment.
>>55735493
The only one that comes to mind is Lena Dunham, but that was with her underaged sister. Never found her funny to begin with.
![tumblr_mi8xheQewQ1qec2l3o1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/0i3iUn4.gif "tumblr_mi8xheQewQ1qec2l3o1_500[1].gif")
>>55727069
>>55735430
This that a packet of lube on the couch?
>>55727715
A big clit. It basically looks like a micronpenis but more bulbousZ
>>55735881
this
>>55736088
Homeless basically do have license to be complete fucksticks to SJWs who are unable to retort.
>>55734916
top kek
>>55734489
>You dont get it because your probably a woman and dont understand comedy
Tippy toppest kek of my day so far m8 ty
>>55736013
Yea. Got one from school like 2 years ago to confirm.
>>55736088
>legend of korra avatar
Bitch think she pretty don't she
>>55727069
requesting a chad version, lol.
>>55733982
always zyklon ben
>>55727069
>say you have a nice butt
>insult about dick
>micropenis shaming
What a fucking shitlord!
>>55736088
Maybe the he was just trying to get the girl motivated.
>>55736522
>YER GO GURL
>>55736088
Fucking humblebrag in full swing.
There's nothing a bum could tell me that could possibly rustle me. Because he's a bum, and I'm not.
>>55733982
>would shoah with/10
>>55736088
although I assume this is probably a bitch getting unnecessarily offended, without knowing this person it might just be someone making a light hearted joke about an inconsequential event on twitter, rather then somebody butt hurt.
most women dont have good humor or perspective so its probably a bitch though...
>>55733982
>Ben Garrsion
EVERY TIME
>>55727069
>be a feminist
>recycle a man's thoughts
>claim credit for originality
Yup.
>>55736088
shes disgusting. why would anyone tell her to work it?
>>55735430
Gaayyy
>>55736862
Are you trying to tell us something Canada.
>>55736949
lemme see the ass in leggings before i decide
>>55736862
Damn faggots, all they want is relationship and feelings.
>>55735430
>>55736862
have any /pol/+/lgbt/ material, leaf senpai?
>>55736630
>I don't like it! STOP IT! OMG!
>I miss it! Why did people stop!?
Women in a nutshell, this is why white men can't have nice things
>>55736862
disgusting.
>>55735325
>Why do we kek master Wayne?
So we can enrage tumblr
>>55732022
I don't care if this is an hour old. Finish his Hitler face you lazy cunt.
>>55736862
Alright, Canada. That's enough posting for today.
Cat-calling's dumb.
This comic is dumber.
>>55735634
>Maria Branford
She's alright.
>>55731698
there really isn't
>>55736862
>...shit, im sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b40QdTRaqFk&ab_channel=P.Ennis
>>55728864
>magic potion to keep women from getting pregnant
>would make women more equal and happy
>What is birth control?
>Women still aren't happy even though they are "more equal" to men
>Women will never be happy
>>55728864
its called pennyroyal tea lmao, entry level whore
>>55737786
its natural for people to try to find a position of power and stay there.
women are most powerful when they are victims, maybe that's why they complain relentlessly.
>>55731915
This, although I live in a 92% white state, so...
>>55731915
Never been to Detroit, have you?
>>55737547
Did the refugees rape and steal your sense of humor, too?
>>55738111
Have you?
>>55730435
gold/10
>>55736862
who the fuck cums from being touched?
>>55727069
*teleports behind you*
>>55735437
For all the bad rep the feminists give white guys they're the ones that treat women the best. Pakis and Indians are a million times worse than blacks and latinos...they literally don't take no for an answer.
>>55727069
Do women not know any insults other than "small penis"?
>>55738457
The gays apparently
>>55738643
>virgin
>ugly
>short
There's three
>>55727715
being fat, or not in peak physical conditioning at any time. Literally all women need to do in life is NOT BE FAT to get anywhere
>>55736088
Check your privilege Faith Erin Hicks. You shitlord!
Picking on a systematically oppressed homeless man like that. For shame!
>>55738643
>>55738714
basically the insult is, "i won't fuck you"
>>55736219
AND GOD BLESS THEM TOO
>>55738247
[spoiler]I don't want to get shot so no[/spoiler]
>>55727898
Are you fucking retarded nigga?
>What is Latin America
Low IQ stormkikes everyone
>>55736862
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>55731199
>>55733409
These can be a good thing tho
>>55738210
Come on, It was at least a little bit funny
>>55731423
>tfw you take the elevator with a james bond villain
>>55732010
That gives me an idea
Why don't we say it is ableist to attack someone for their penis size as it is poking fun at micro penis people (note how I didn't say men).
>>55731423
>>55740129
Someone's been reading Angel Corps.
>>55736630
Cat calling is fucking gay beta shit desu senpai.
>>55740178
Good idea tbqh
>>55733676
wait, did he actually do this
>>55738876
>and it actually hurts the faggots over in >>>/r9k/
>>55740178
SJWs only care about that sort of thing when it affects women. That's why fat acceptance is a thing but short acceptance isn't.
>>55727466
Happens in the UK but its only the chavs. Not even roidheads do it. Only chavs.
>>55740178
>>55740396
if we say it is oppressive to FTM trannies bc they have a hard time growing their clit out then they will have to care, anon
>>55736862
>>55731388
not any kind of small penis, but a penis that is only 10^-6 times the length of a regular penis.
>>55741263
kek gross
>>55741471
I'll save that Ray if you don't mind.
>>55741835
Do you announce every time you download a picture?
>>55741835
I usually charge a fee, but I like Poles.
>>55742010
bandwidth, comrade. it's a big deal for him!
>>55736834
agreed, but that can't be the case as she wouldn't be a victim in that situation.
>tfw robot
>tfw this homeless dude is just trying to have a conversation to feel human again
>>55729558
>>55740900
Nice.
>PS! Don't body-shame our girls!
>>55735686
This one always gets me
>>55727069
Xe makes good stuff.
>>55742830
>>55736862
Wow, unlike the feminist comics, these are actually funny, at least in a meta way.
http://gaysomecomic.tumblr.com/image/62706993874
http://gaysomecomic.tumblr.com/image/59381680187
http://gaysomecomic.tumblr.com/image/57418930439
http://gaysomecomic.tumblr.com/image/48603571421
http://gaysomecomic.tumblr.com/image/46062273840
>>55732299
>get in a rape-inducing fight with.
Ye...wh... hold on, is that a thing?
>>55743145
>advertising
>>55740900
kek
>>55731915
has happened to me but not often , depends on how shitty the neighborhood is. its mostly just whistles & its a compliment anyway , the womyn who cry rape and go whine on tumblr later are worthless cunts
>>55743223
No seriously, read them first and get a glimpse into how fucked up gay "culture" is.
>>55742941
My sides
>>55743145
>these are actually funny,
No, they are actually just fucking gay as shit
>>55743060
>>55733982
>ben garrison
>>55736834
A lot of women are total fucking cunts to anyone they think is of lower social status than them.
It's like some kind of manifested psychopathy. They flip 180 degrees if they ever perceive you as being higher social status.
Literally nothing matters but perceived (not even actual!!) social status.
I honestly don't think these women are sentient/sapient. Just walking chinese rooms.
>>55736088
If she wasn't being so pathetically sarcastic that would actually be a really positive mentality to have towards catcallers.
>>55743397
Maybe I'm easily amused, but I think it's hilarious that fags think it's normal to fuck hundreds of people and then act surprised when they get destroyed by AIDS.
>>55742407
Last panel should be a copy of the third, but with her smiling, wet and all around horny over that display of manliness domination.
>>55739803
Anglos are complete mutts. When did we become a race?
>>55742010
Only if I see some nice new reaction picture I haven't seen before.
>>55742147
120mbit download 20mbit upload come at me
>>55727557
Correction, he's white and an american
>>55727069
>>55743428
>flesh mall
