>/pol/ - The Underground (European) Railroad
I want to leave germany. Ameribro, help me out
You look exactly like my brother.
>>55705604
What are your qualifications, Deutschbro?
I can put you up in NYC, whats you profession?
>>55705604
go to >>>/soc/ if you want to camwhore you fucking faggot
also read the sticky newfag
So, your country is overrun with faggots like ours?
Can't help ya, buddy
>>55705866
>>55705880
qualified office administrator. Can also do a lot of stuff with computers.
>>55705604
Unless you got a Ph.D or $500,000 to invest, you are better off trying to gay marry a /pol/tard. We have one of the most restrictive immigration systems in the world.
>>55705604
come to new england
What level of education do you have?
If you have a degree and work experience you can get a job from a tech company along with a work visa EZPZ
Will you pay me in boipussy?
>>55706181
rofl
>>55706181
The challenge will be standing out over all the Indians and Chinese who have race advantage due to libtard diversity quotas.
>>55706651
>Yfw you realize it still takes ~ 10 years
>Even with race card, and clean ass slate
>BECAUSE MUH BUREAUCRACY
REPOSTING LIST OF GOOD STATES:
>Vermont
>New Hampshire
>Arizona
>Maine
>Pennsylvania (outside of the inner cities)
>Arizona (outside of Phoenix)
>Texas (outside of Austin)
>Montana
>Wyoming
Possibly North Dakota??? Lots of new jobs there with the oil boom and it's a very right-leaning state but I need to do more research.
>>55706796
I have no problem with a long immigration process, if it keeps us from going the way of the Merkelian Caliphate.
>>55706397
high-school diploma and served for 5 years at the bundeswehr
>>55705604
Dis nigga is about to get rekt by Mace Windu
>>55705604
reported to german authority
>>55707110
I agree, a decently long migration period should be enforced. But here's the problem. Many people who try to move, do so out of desperation. And in OP'S case, 10 years from now, he'll be a fucking bloodstain on the floor.
>>55705604
You'd be welcome in my home.
>>55706236
>We have one of the most restrictive immigration systems in the world.
Then how do all these shitskins get in?
>>55707170
Military service will help you get a job as a policeman or in private security, but you'd have to compete with a ton of US military veterans and they're already citizens so they're less of a hassle for those organizations to acquire. It might be tough for you unless you go to a university here.
>>55705604
you can come over here and scrub my toilet. is 1,5 euro per hour ok?
>>55706983
thicker is better when it comes to your dick too
too bad you need to get a thick gun instead of a big thick dick lol
Tell people you are Russel Crowe and fight immigrants around Europe.
follow the drinking gourd germany
hallelujah
[note: slave song concerning underground railroad]
>>55707434
They completely bypass the system by entering the country illegally, then the president tells them that he won't deport them and will make them citizens so he can buy votes for his party.
>>55705604
Focus on building up a resume that would make you stand out and then work on applying to companies in the US.
If you can find a company willing to hire you and sponsor a work visa, you'll be on the right track.
Once you're here - work hard, be outstanding, and in a year or two if you're on good terms with your employer they can submit an I-140 Petition for Alien Worker request which would put you on track for permanent residency.
>>55706181
I'll gay marry you bro and get you a visa
[email protected]
>>55705604
come here germanbro, people here would kiss your ass (mostly for your money)
You ain't leaving shit, my brothers in Europa will discard of you.
>>55707472
18 days you shithead
Marry me. You'll get citizenship.
You only have to take a cock up the ass once.
If you run away, you're no better than syrian "refugees"
>>55706983
Abbington, Pennsylvania is probably the best place I've ever lived in. And I've been all over the US.
>>55707383
Where are you getting 10 years from?
http://www.litwinlaw.com/Articles/How-Long-Does-it-Take-to-Immigrate-to-the-United-States.shtml
>>55705604
Your as bad as a traitor leftist
stay
fight
win
>>55706181
Honestly bro, you have no chance. I mean, you can try to apply, but those aren't even skills, you know what I mean? Most of our sjw feminist retards graduating with communications degree can probably do exactly what you can do.
>>55705604
You can come here and help our caravan find copper to sell.
Why would you want to leave such a glorious country, OP?
>>55707601
Family members, took 3 of them 12 years, another 3 8.
>>55707442
>unless you go to a university here.
Our student visa program makes it nearly impossible for them to continue living here after they finish school.
Once school is done they have to go back home and then apply with everyone else.
It's pants on head retarded. If we're giving out student visas we should be making it easier for them to stay after school and contribute to society with the education we gave them.
>>55706983
>Good Sttes
>Texas
you obviously don't live here
>>55706181
>qualified office administrator.
top kek
Bist ja eine echte Fachkraft. Säge.
>>55707535
Fucking disgusting.
>>55705604
thats some think eyebrows.
are you Turkish ?
I am Polish living in the US. I don't have citizenship either but it's not a problem at all. Getting permanent residency is very easy if you can prove you have a stable job.
>>55707568
pussy
>>55706983
>Texas
>Arizona
>Montana
>Wyoming
What the fuck nigger?
>>55706181
bwhaha
>fachinformatiker
>>55707710
Coming through familial connection alone is one of the most drawn-out ways to do it, since there are so many people who qualify for it. Plus there are maximum limits imposed on certain countries.
>>55705604
No faggot - stay and fight. Why would America want a coward?
You Germans are still a majority, GROW A PAIR!
>>55707892
Lol I was just kidding bro, no me creas guey, no le llames a la migra o fbi porfis, k bye xoxoxo
>>55708056
You're not wrong, but the point being that it can still take upwards of that long because
>You didn't send that file
>But... I've sent it 20 times right this call
>No you didn't
>I'm right in front of you with the exact paper you want
>That's not form #bullshit
>But...
ect.
>>55705604
You made your country for what it is.
Fix it, c.uck
America doesn't need more spineless leftists.
>>55708250
Yeah I agree the bureaucracy absolutely does not expedite the process.
>>55708373
Wannah hear a real kicker that's used super often?
>That word is misspelled.
OR
>You didn't send me a /COPY/ when I clearly asked for the /Original/
>>55705604
get a ship to port Houston and move to Texas or Montana. it is the only place that isn't .like Germany.
>>55707943
i would say those are the best states
>>55706983
NY is surprisingly good outside of the cancerous tumor that is NYC.
>>55708565
It's funny that the bureaucracy catches minor things like that to slow people down when other mistakes go totally unnoticed until it's too late. My dad is doing a mentor program (kind of like big brother but for immigrants specifically) for a teenage Burmese refugee from one of those ethnic groups that's under persecution from the Burmese government, and legally, everybody in his family has the same birthday because his dad, when filling out forms, got confused put the current date in the birth date forms for everybody, and nobody noticed it until it was too late, so everybody in his family was legally born on June 15.
>>55708848
Shit gun laws though.
>>55708565
I swear I saw every possible variation of that while in the military.
>fill out 90% of a complicated form, write a letter wrong at the bottom and cross it out
>"WHOA THERE SIR I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO FILL OUT ANOTHER COPY"
>fill new form out completely
>"OH BTW THIS IS BLACK INK, FORM 1043B-7 CAN ONLY BE FILLED OUT USING THE BLOOD OF A NEWBORN DRAWN DURING THE FULL MOON, I'M SORRY SIR I DON'T MAKE THE RULES"
>>55705604
Ok, I will help you because you're cute.
I will let you marry me so you can come live in the USA
However, I expect you to keep the house clean and give me head every Friday night.
Wanna stay with me in Florida and play vidya all day? No homo shit.
>>55705604
How old are you?
>>55709044
Would be perfectly fine for me
>>55706983
>not mentioning TN for Nashville and Chattanooga
Still mostly a good list.
Sure you can come to America, hell I'll even pay for it one catch though
>It's New Jersey
>>55708908
>legally born on June 15.
I /NEED/ to know the year to make this even fucking funnier. But yeah... Bureaucracy... fuck me.
>>55708939
>You'll need to fill out more forums then a college student can read in a day
>in 2 hours
>Also no internet you cheater, can't have you understand the words
>Good thing you brought your own pen... right? Come back next YEAR
>>55709131
Cool man I would probably let you crash no idea where to start though.
>>55706181
Basically you have no skills and you're trying to parasite on >muh heritage to find some racist in the US to give you free handouts ?
You remind me of those brown people who want to get special treatment because they're brown. It's the same except you're using your pale skin to get it
You're not better than a cam whore
>>55705604
No. You will stand and you will fight for Germany.
>>55709168
And what is your main reason in wanting to leave? I want you to be honest and as explicit as possible.
>>55709246
I think the years are all different but the month and day are all the same, so the kid my dad mentors has 2 birthdays, his US birthday and his real birthday which is in like April I think. The rest of his family is the same way, they have their legal birthday which they celebrate jokingly and their real birthday which they celebrate for real.
>>55709606
My main reason is to leave germany with my dad, buy land while I'm working for the money and build me an earthship to be at least a little bit independent.
>>55705604
What skills you got.
>>55709903
qualified office administrator. not much I know.
>>55709959
Your only chance is the visa lottery or a sham marriage.
All krauts welcome so long as they speak Murican and dont bitch about muh guns and muh freedoms.
Assimilate or fuck off
>>55710029
In some parts of the country there are large German-speaking populations. Not as many as there used to be, however.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania_Dutch
>>55709959
You should realize that this sounds like absolute 100 percent bullshit. This is the kind of thing a woman puts on her resume to get a job in a shitty inefficient company bureaucracy. Get a real skill.
>>55709801
Check states that have the most conservative gun laws. You'll find the most freedom there. And by conservative I mean the state that is the most lenient with guns.
>>55710022
As I thought. Thank you
>>55710132
It's the kind of thing anybody with a GED would put on their resume to get a shitty office job desu, like "expert skills in Microsoft Word."
>>55709959
Sorry senpai but if with that job you need to move to a big city. If you want to buy land I suggest a place in California near San Bernardino, since San Bernardino is a developing city and theres plenty of empty land not to far away from civilization. You can also go to Texas where the land is cheap as shut but then you have to pay 6 gorrilion in insurance because of tornados and other disasters.
>>55705604
It's fucking difficult to immigrate to the US legally.
It's also fucking difficult to immigrate to the EU unless you are a subhuman "refugee".
We're all fucked right now.
>>55705604
But Klaas, you can't leave Yoko alone!
>>55710029
I love guns
>>55705604
I propose each European bro gets in contact with American anon and we marry them.
Immediate citizenship confirmed, Europeans marrying Americans en mass. No wall can stop the faggotry.
>>55705604
stand your ground and wait for the race war. protect your ancestor's homeland
On a serious note, how can we get qt South African girls and Eurochicks into the US, my burger-brethren?
We need to import as many redpilled white girls as possible!
Come on over and help make America White again.
>>55710524
I support this if I get a qt European waifu out of it.
>>55710733
We have to focus on redpilling our own first, anon.
>>55710524
What about holding hands?
>>55705604
come to based Chicago suburbs, friend! Well...actually not that based because liberals but at least we're white as hell. Anyway if you made it over here I'd house you in a heartbeat.
>>55705604
Polizei ist informiert!
Bist deinen Job bald los und dein gesamtes Leben wird gefickt!
>>55710733
> Eurochicks
> red-pilled
Enjoy your new Hillary voters I guess
>>55710850
>We have to focus on redpilling our own first, anon.
I hate to say it, but most of them are so ghost-hacked that they will happily go to their death, so long as they are not considered racist.
I think it's time we hedge our bets on the cancerous American white girl.
>>55711033
Not yet; with all the attacks about to go down in Europa and Trump destroying the opposition there's still hope.
>>55710733
at least the South African qts will hate niggers
>>55706983
>Leaving out northern virginia
>>55711194
>at least the South African qts will hate niggers
That is my thoughts as well
We should plan a /pol/ group to go to SA to rescue the qt zef girls from the hordes of niggers
We could document the adventure
'/pol/ goes to South Africa, part 1'
>>55710963
>>55706983
What about Illinois? As long as you stay away from the South Side Chicago is raw as fuck. Also northern Illinois is not that bad.
>>55711461
Wrong hand.
>>55710911
Chicago sounds good
>>55705604
Can you suck a mean dick? If so you're hired as my gutterslaveslut
>>55711017
Dies uezs
>>55711565
This is now a Hitler-Thread!
>>55705604
Ich wollte mal nach Deutschland umziehen. Habe meine Zeit auch damit verschwendet die deutsche Sprache zu lernen! Es gibt nicht mehr von Deutschland zu hoffen, leider. Was in den alten Buechern gelesen habe.... dieses Deutschland gibt es nicht mehr.
>>55705604
I'm travelling as of now but I live in the USA and have done so for the last 10 years. I'm a lawyer.
I'll take care of you and marry you, but you're gonna need to let me ram my cock in that sweet ass you probably have and wake me up with a blowjob everyday. You won't even need to work, you can just stay in the house all day playing vidya or doing whatever, but you're gonna be my fuckboy.
I promise to take good care of you and love you, you cute little fuck. Deal?
>>55711490
Except for the fact that the governor of Illinois has a higher probability of going to jail than a man accused of murder.
>>55707639
Coming from a discarded shackle dragger from the land of abos.. Kek.
>>55705604
Are we much better off? Our country is slowing going to pot, has an immigration problem, and people brag everyday that in a few decades whites will be a minority.
>>55711767
Bist du mir?
>>55706983
> lots of new North Dakota jobs with the oil boom
Holy shit, read the news outside of /pol/ once in a while. Williston is crashing due to cheap oil.
>>55710733
I can pretend to be girl if thats good enough :^)
>>55711840
kek
fuck off we're full
work on making your own country better
>>55706983
How does utah rank? Conservative state, lax gun laws, concealed carry permits, demographic. Con side high food prices, and average wage is $11. Oh and some people will hate the mormons.
Just sneak in through Mexico dude.
>>55711955
More
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/11/11/us-north-dakota-oil-university-idUSKCN0T015T20151111
Wow, 200 whole jobs! That require "advanced training". So, no.
>>55706181
>qualified office administrator.
As opposed to unqualified office administrator?
>>55706181
Moving to Cali dec 18th you can stay in the loft and be fed if you can work for me at no cost. Filming documentary and I need an assistant
>>55712055
> we're full
Average of 35 people per square kilometer, about the same as Latvia. Nah.
>>55711582
it's a beautiful city. Just stay away from the south side. You might also have to deal with the worst unions in the country. But there's plenty of job opportunities as the 3rd largest metropolitan area in the entire country and community college is cheap as fuck regardless of whether you're a citizen or not.
>>55711767
>>55711948
Was Sprache sollen wir jetzt lernen?
>>55705604
You look like you'd make an excellent kekold.
>>55712667
Chicago's great but the suburbs are not you fag. Go to Wisconsin if you want to live in a suburb.
Chicago suburbs are just Chicago minus all the shit that makes Chicago worthwhile.
>>55705604
Fuck you. Fight for your homeland.
>>55711239
>region of the state which would ban guns and free speech if it could, but can't because the rest of the state is conservative
Vermont is on that list because Vermonters are naturally pro-freedom and have high standards of living
If NOVA libfag town is on there then we might as well include the parts of California that aren't shit, or maybe Denver since the conservative rural areas of Colorado keep that state somewhat based
>>55711194
>>55711428
South African girls have been brought up in the most brainwashed society in the world, the only thing keeping them from dating niggers is the fact that south african niggers are even dirtier and poorer than american niggers and of course the omnipresent possibility of being violently murdered
Otherwise they worship Mandela's corpse as a god
>>55705604
You're welcome here, we're on an island so we have a distinct advantage - for now
>>55710139
This. Come to Indiana, OP. You can go to fucking Walmart and buy a shotgun with no questions asked. All that you need is an ID and be 21 years of age.
Also, my little town of Seymour hold an annual Oktoberfest. Nearly every white in Indiana has Germany ancestor and most towns hold some sort of German holiday/festival. Land is very cheap here.
>>55712143
Mormons are hard to hate. Sure, they're brainwashed and rarely think outside of their religion, but they keep to themselves mostly and theyre white. Utah the only state where 90% of everyone you see is going to be white.
>>55713285
>German **ancestry
>>55713268
>Capital city is non-white (and definitely non-British)
>we have a distinct advantage
delusion
>>55706181
but what can you do with your mouth bro
>>55712788
there's benefits anddisadvantages to either/or.
Is it possible to get some sort of foot in the door with the US without actually moving? Like a dual citizenship? I'm afraid Europe might be lost and I don't want to cross the Atlantic on a raft when it's already too late and everyone else is going.
You have military experience so why not stay and remove kebab?
Remember Hitler was a failure too before he became the best man to have ever lived.
>>55706983
>North Dakota
No, the oil "boom" is over since prices dropped.
When it was going on though a ton of niggers came in from South Carolina (no idea why specifically). The whole Bakken was fucking crazy
>>55711925
There was an American on /pol/ who emigrated to Australia and he was pissed off that his standard of living was dramatically decreased compared to what he was used to here. He claimed owning property and a house was outrageous compared to the USA and jobs paid less.
Don't fall for the anti-American memes. Eurofaggots and Oceania are retarded.
1. NEW ENGLAND/NORTH EAST
2. MID WEST
3. THE SOUTH (TEXAS MAINLY)
>>55705604
Actually, germanbro, I have two open rooms in my farmhouse in MN. PM me if interested.
>>55713424
>ignorance
Every Western country has a non-white capital (or at least non-white major cities)
You are missing the point. We have stopped the flow of migrants. They are camped up in Calais, thousands of them.
You also can't drive in AK47s and grenades hidden under a car.
>>55705604
>german
>plucked unibrow
kekkidy kek mate.
>I want to leave (I want to flee like a homo)
buy a plane ticket and fuck off.
>>55714063
>PM me
lol, is this reddit?
It's legal for foreigners to acquire dual citizenship. Native born Americans are not allowed to have dual citizenship. You might want to think about that before pledging your allegiance to this country.
I'm working to go to Ireland. Possibly Australia or New Zealand. I decided a long time ago that I will not die in this country.
If I was you, I would dedicate an hour of my day to protest and political activities, every day.
How can you be posting on 4chan as your country is dying?
>>55705604
Come to Canada, lots of Germans here
>>55705604
Fuck it, just come here for "vacation" and never go home. Our border's don't exist according to the left, so you probably won't be committing any crimes.
Depending on which city you choose to visit, look for a German restaurant or something and go to see how the food is, but make sure to mention to your waitress and anyone else that works there you are an ACTUAL German and you are impressed that the food is pretty similar to what you would have at home.
Then mention you are looking for a job...
Later, look into libertarian organizations on the city, or 2nd amendment organizations, and go to their meetings. Learn to shoot. Make friends with other freedom loving patriots. Chances are, more than a few of them are preppers and looking for allies of a similar mindset.
Finally, join a martial arts gym and make some more high-quality friends while you learn useful unarmed self defense skills.
Oh, and watch out for niggers at all times.
>>55709469
Kek
>>55710911
I am from Tinley Park, you?
>>55706181
No good, you have better chances with being a German dungeon porn actor
>>55705604
post nudes
>>55707543
kek
Do it OP!
you are a fucking disgrace OP. you people were once proud, you resisted the Roman Empire and where never conquered. Now you are being conquered by Arabs and your solution is to flee to America...
>>55706181
Come to New England it's a joke. I live in a town that's 95% white and all blacks are just honorary whites. I'm sure there's some way to get Germans into New England.
>>55705604
Holy shit OP, some of the syrians are whiter than you.
>>55705604
Holy fuck I just noticed you have a plucked unibrow sheeeeiiiit.
Ok, you can still be my fuckboy and play vidya all day, but you're gonna have to keep that shit plucked ALL THE TIME and you're also gonna have to make me dinner and lunch. Aside from sitting on my cock on a daily basis as well, that is.
>>55708939
thanks for your service
>>55714732
Antioch. It's in lake county and is bordered with Wisconsin. Not as much of a suburb as Tinley Park.
>>55713221
I'm a NOVA anon myself and you'd be surprised at how many of us are republicans.
>>55715276
Oh, thanks but I always feel strange whenever people say that. It's a paying job, like anything else is.
>>55706181
Learn Linux and Cisco, Get CCNA Certified, Become Sysadmin, come to Canada
>>55706983
Colorado's great- parts are just like the alps, and we always need more jon-liberals
>>55715210
He said America, not Huehueland.
>mfw we Americans will be having an exodus of white Europeans willing to marry event the worst of /r9k/ just to escape Eurabia
>>55716407
I'm >>55711840 you kek
>>55706983
Iowa
Over 90% White, predominantly Catholic, mostly German, French, and Irish descendants, politically and socially moderate, strong middle class, economically insulated, extremely low unemployment, nice people, beautiful countryside.
Tons of cozy small towns and cities. Pic related is Dubuque, a "big" city of just under 60K. Currently packing to go visit family in Guttenberg, a little hamlet of 2000.
I've been to every state in the union, I've visited a dozen other countries outside the US, but I've never found a place I'd rather call home.
>>55705604
First, plug your monobrow man...
>>55706359
He wants to get away from mudslimes not be indoctrinated by them faggot.
>>55705604
You should get your A&P license. It takes about 18 months and you can work in ANY state in the US. The airline industry NEEDS people with an aviation background badly. So many companies are just outsourcing Africans with engineering degrees because America is full of lazy idiots who want to get a gender studies degrees or something retarded like that.
Heed my words. Airframe and Powerplant license = best future for you.
>>55705604
it is an underground railroad !
we are like slaves in this multicultural society
>>55705604
I once dated a guy who works as a border cop in Texas. He gets pretty rough but I think you might be of his liking if you can endure ,La Plancha.
>>55717637
Post moar and elaborate on the "rough" part.
Stay in your country, Germoney.
Don't be a pussy. Protest your government and get Merkel out. Don't be a pussy.
Be like your grandparents and fight for what you believe in.
