What if ISIS killed the pope?
>>55699346
>>55699346
New Crusades and Middle East will now be Catholic
Elect a new one
48hr party marathon
>>55699346
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>ISIS
>killing puppet emissary of the jews
Good goy
>>55699346
Pope Urban gets elected, new crusade, world war III, battle against the kebabs. I'll be first to die since im surrounded by them
>>55699346
>>55699346
Can we get another conservative nazi sympathizer on the job?
>>55699346
The gloves come off and a legitimate holy war would happen
IN HOC SIGNO VINCES
>>55699346
I see this happening soon
They elect a new one and then tell people not to be mad because islam is a creed of peace. There is no bigger kek organization than the christian church. Hell even their own god distances himself from them.
>>55699346
We get a better pope.
>>55699346
They'd elect a new one and say not all muslims.
NOT ALL MUSLIMS
>>55699346
It would help redpill a lot of people.
What is a /pol/ack autist burned the black box?
>>55699346
>ISIS kills pope
>Media says Islam is not related to ISIS
>Everyone will move on
>Nothing happened
>>55699346
nothing of value is lost.
>>55700221
*if
>>55700286
>next pope may even be muslim
>>55700286
kek
>>55700221
We should make a really big catapult, fill it with millions of poos and shoot it on Mecca
>>55699346
A new Pope would be elected, he would be expected (an pressed) to call a Crusade and an ethnic cleansing would be in order.
>>55700221
They replace it with another concrete box.
>>55699961
>>55699346
He would stay dead
The middle east would feel real retribution. Saudi Arabia, Syria, etc. would be fucking rubble.
I don't think people understand how revered the Pope is to many people. Especially in the Americas.
>>55699346
First good thing they would do
>>55699346
Every Christian sect combines (Catholics, Orthodoxy, Protestants, and even small sects) to counter Muzzies and goes full DEUS VULT
IN HOC SIGNO VINCES
Its most likely that we will get our countries cardinal considering how powerful he is in the Vatican and rumored to be 2nd to Francis
Here in flipland we remove kebas and pretend to apologizes fuck those muzzies gommies (Yes they are real)
#illridewithyou
>>55700577
That would never happen.
Jokes on you guys since im the one thats supplying the needs of ISIS so technically i killed the pope
>>55699346
Latin America goes to war
shit would happen for real
catholics would probably engage islam in holy war
>>55699346
I'm going to war. That simple. Deus Vult.
Child rape would go down?
Up? How's this one on the slap and tickle?
>>55700546
nobody there would notice either I bet :^)
>>55699346
>Mourning
>New pope
>He reminds everyone not all muslims
>We need to take in more refgees as these poor men are just lashing out in rage
>I know they killed the most holy person in our faith, but the biggest threat is an Islamopholic backlash so let's give more money and power to "moderate" Muslims so we address the root causes.
>>55699346
Quarter billion huemonkeys building banana boats and heading to the middle east to start a new crusade.
>>55699346
>>55699580
>tfw we will have to assasinate the pope to save europe
I wouldn't care because Catholicism is not Christianity.
not the first time this thread has been made, but I'll just say it again.
You don't fuck with people's religions, that gets people riled up more than anything, if they killed the pope you would see an unprecedented global rallying the likes haven't been seen in centuries. You'll have every christian/catholic nation on earth having it's people willingly create coalitions, armies, all the sorts to go into the middle east and completely wipe it off the face of the earth.
For ISIS to kill the pope (and likely bomb the vatican as well) would actually be their undoing and all of the middle east. Again, religion is this untouchable thing you just don't fuck with when concerning people, it flips this switch in them that will make them do the most vile and horrible things if they do it in it's name or it's defense.
>>55700892
>Protestants
>Giving a fuck about the pope
>>55699346
The Catholic Church would send out a strongly worded letter about the merits of ecumenism.
>>55701499
If anything, Catholicism is default Christianity.
>>55701509
They liked Francis like everyone else
I may dislike his stance on immigration but Francis has the potential to unite every Major Christian Sect if he wants to and the Mormons can go fuck themselves
>>55699346
Holy War. Islam and the Middle East would be eradicated.
Spics would go batshit insane. They'll commit genocide of all the Muslim population in the Western Hemisphere.
Watch videos of Guatemalans or Bolivians killing "witches," that's what will happen. It'll probably be worse because he is technically one of them.
Oh and Trump would be elected in 95% majority when people see IRL Mexicans killing Muslim babies for fun and gang raping Mudslimes in the middle of broad daylight.
>>55701285
Sexual abuse in the Catholic church isn't higher than any other institution, with a few percent of priests responsible. Nearly 80% of those cases occurred following the liberal changes made during the Second Vatican Council in the 60s
I'm sure my country would go into a beserk against muslism. Probably el chapo would be pretty mad since he's catholic too
>>55699346
>God lets his Man in the Vatican get killed
Maybe Catholicism isn't the one to be following...
>>55699346
Muslims would be done for.
>>55701742
no orthodoxy is you should that as an orthodox
>>55702009
I don't even think Mexicans like islam I live in texas and ive never heard anyone say good about it who has family in mexico
Realistically, the same thing that happened after the Paris attacks. Slightly more unrest, more Islam sympathies, etc.
>>55699346
I think that's what they plan to do next. Stage attacks in Rome that include assassinating the pope.
As for what would happen. A new pope would be elected. The assassination would probably give a momentary boost to Catholicism and Christianity in general.
But even if ISIS hits Rome, I doubt they're going to get the pope. In fact, they might deliberately settle for lesser, softer targets in the Vatican.
>>55701969
the difference being catholics tried desperately to cover it up instead of putting those sick fucks in jail
>>55701764
>They liked Francis like everyone else
Not sure about that but proties might team up to catholics just to eradicate Islam.
>>55702280
with*
>>55699346
If ISIS Killed the Pope all of Latin America would snort cocaine then take a banana boats to the middle east and shoot everyone up like the Narco maniacs that they are.
It would literally turn into Cartels vs ISIS, the dream of a thousand dreams.
>>55702222
Quads of truth.
>>55702040
Both Orthodoxy and Catholicism are greek words. They pretty much mean the same thing.
In any case, both west (Roman Catholic) and east (Orthodox Catholic) churches are "right" Christianity.
The US would be rid of it's Muslim population.
Seeing the mental gymnastics liberals will have to play to justify the Hispanic lead genocide on Muslims will be funny.
>Latinos are the race of peace.
>>55702280
Orthodoxy has been indirectly eradicating Islam thanks to Putin and them holy buffs to the millitary
>>55701969
Kek, you want to believe that.
Since the turn of the century well-to-do Irish families have delivered their gay sons to the only profession open to them. If you can't be a doctor or a lawyer it's time for dickie dunking.
>>55699346
A new Pope would be elected (probably an anti-kebab one). Then, Crusades.
>>55701416
>>55701167
Yeah most Argentinians' will be pretty mad if that happens
>>55699593
we already have too this ones just the decoy
>>55700635
Please remove this.
>>55702271
Most scandals are handled improperly, look at the Penn State child sex abuse scandal for example.
>>55699752
Pope Francis already declared that WWIII has begun.
>>55701167
Mfw another ecuadorbro. But yeah, expect thousands of latinos joining as mercs.
>>55701416
this ! kek.
>>55702820
There is no reasoning with you, but maybe you should look at the facts.
>>55699346
Hopefully we'd get a more conservative Pope who would call a new Crusade to expel the Syrian invaders.
>>55702009
lol who cares about el chapo, what can he do? stop selling drugs to sandniggers?
>>55700635
This. It's been burned down before, anons. They just keep building it again.
>>55701167
that's not bad at all, the only way to unify Latin America is with War, the only thing we know about.
>>55700008
Muslim detected.
>>55699346
like always: nothing
internet would bitch a little, important political personas would say something about not demonizing muslims because that's not terrorists and it's clearly unrelated, mainstream 9gag-like media would provide steady stream of heart-touching images about how muslims are okay, the end
i'm willing to bet that if at some point muslims would manage to kill everyone in some country, last person under their muslim machetes would die screaming 'muslims are alright, fuck terrorists'
>>55699346
:Joint Brazilian-Argentinian intervention in the Middle East
>boat sinks halfway through
>>55699346
What if Pope killed the ISIS?
>>55699346
What if ISIS works for the pope?
>>55703823
impossible.
the humble pope francis would never do that
>>55701416
Sad but true
>>55703823
>>55703881
>ISIS works for the pope, ordering them to do it
>Tell them to do a bit more then do an assassination on him
>Europe, Christians, and Catholics enraged and mad wages war on Islam.
>Pope is the true savior
post yfw
>>55703729
Nobody relevant has died in the 21st century due to assassination anon
>inb4 Bin Laden
Bin Laden was an extremist and nobody respected the fellow
Pope Francis is universally liked by everyone
If he is killed, geopolitics would explode and suddenly the muzzies are flanked on every other side
>>55704168
Thank mr francis
>>55704168
>Pope Francis will be a martyr
>and his sacrifice will be forgotten
>>55699888
It saddens me that he can't help himself but be a goddamn Sith.
>>55700546
never change, India.
You start by blowing this fucking thing up. Then start up the crusades and make sure that every last one is dead. In reality, nothing would happen and it would just be more tolerance and sympathy for sand niggers.
>>55704168
I bet it's the other way around
>pope works for ISIS
>'hey dude keep those retards calm while we slaughter them'
>'lol k, i even have some nifty bible lines about martyr's death'
>Pope is the true hitler
>>55699346
I'd have a good laugh.
>>55699346
Oh boy I fucking wish.
I'll take anything if it means the world at large realizes Islam is a threat.
>>55702014
Clearly you are unfamiliar with the concept of martyrdom.
>>55702222
no lies
>>55699346
he would get what he deserves
next in line is merkel
>>55699346
Then the pope would go to heaven
>>55699346
Nothing would happen because Christianity has become nothing but kekoldry.
They would forgive the killer just like another Pope did with that Turk who shot him.
Catholics elect another pussy communist Pope.
>>55699346
>What if ISIS killed the pope?
There would be wide-spread outrage for a week, and then everything would be back to normal.
Don't believe me?
A Muslim has already tried to assassinate one pope and did in fact actually shoot him.
Another Muslim shot and killed a United States Presidential candidate and NOTHING HAPPENED.
>>55699346
The Vatican has top tier security, i'm not sure ISIS are smart enough/have enough resources to do that . They basically hit France because it's an easy target
>>55699346
ISIS cannot kill the Pope because Bergoglio is a manifest heretic and thus not a Pope. He was ordained using the completely and utterly invalid novus ordo ritual and is simply a layman. He is not the Pope. There has been no Pope since Pius XII died in 1958.
If ISIS were to assasinate Bergoglio the Marxist conspirators in the Vatican would elect another one of their cronies to surpress the True Faith. Politically there would be some consequences yes but spiritually it would make no difference.
The LARPers of /pol/ would not have their day, especially considering most of them are weak manlet neets addicted to masturbating to Korean cartoons and know nothing of theology other than "dayus volt!!!1"
