Israel.

>>55696951
Guaranteed replies.

I turn everything between Egypt and India to glass

>>55696878
Israel

>>55696878
I don't invade anyone I just nuke the middle east until there's nothing but radioactive dirt all around.

Saudi Arabia is the most objectively evil country in the world desu. An absolute monarchy that can jail a foreign ambassador for having a can of beer in his belongings, stones women and funds islamic terrorism and the spread of islam through the world.
Their oil fields and their oil barons should be seezed, squeezed dry and then we let them just be a desert country with a bit of tourism. Same for all the oil-rich gulf states actually, their oil money is what allows them to do this shit.
That will also mean that Israel will have no excuse to be swallowing all those shekels in defence aid and we can let high-tech sand people fight low tech sand people every couple of years. We build some walls and make it clear that it's not worth the effort for them to try to come to Europe and they will have to stay and fight for a better home for themselves.

>Europoor countries
>Having an army capable of invading anything
kek

Israel

>>55696878
Declare war on Israel, Jordan, and Saudi Arabia and call to arms every European Union nation.

steal and sell everything I possibly can, profit as much as I possibly can, offshore or whatever all money and posessions, then fuck shit up as much as possible for france, like nuke germany or something and then run away to enjoy solemn life of a multi-billionaire, laughing at france on fire.

>>55696878

I don't invade anywhere, I:

>lock down the borders
>remove all asylum seekers from the middle east and asia
>public executions for all linked to these killings
>remove kebab

If intel appears about IS, then follow it will an icbm

>>55696878
I'd rather deport all criminal foreigners and massively curtail immigration than start another war.

>>55696878
Ban muslims from my country and start mass deportation

plx noone is like NUKE ALL THE MIDDLE EAST WHAT THE HELL

the reality is very different, france get rekted the terror that they created. keep feeding pkk and other "kurdish freedom(!)" moves. you ll get rekt more and more

god bless erdogan for using terror against terror creators. getting rekting by own weapon must be nice

>>55697835
Why Jordan though, they seem to be one of the most civilized middle-eastern nations and are in teh coalition vs ISIS..

Saudis and Qatar. Jordan is ok and UAE will probably behave if think it's in their best interest. I doubt there would be many jihadist issues in two decades if the saudi monarchy and clergy were removed.