I was born a Muslim in what used to be Yugoslavia. My shitskin Bosnian family has annoyed me since I was four years old with their loud bullshit and interrupting cartoons with their floor prayers. They didn't talk to me for a year when I joined the Army.
Now it's time to officially leave their shit religion. Ideas for how to do it in a fun way?
>>55691095
Cook for them during a holiday
Hide bacon :^)
>being part of it to begin with
its too late, kill yourself
Yeah i know, just jump off a bridge, how does that sound? Cool right?
>>55691215
Estonian. Enough said. Opinion discarded. See you on the ferry!
>>55691095
how do you deal with the prospect of one of your family members hunting you down for an honor kill?
>>55691215
>>55691246
Relax. Abandoning Islam means getting excommunicated, right?
>>55691095
"How do you like your pork?" Learn to enjoy pork.
>>55691095
You'll probably have to kill yourself since Islam doesn't allow that kind of stuff. Either that or your family will do it one day.
>>55691095
Do what Emil Kusturica did. Say you are returning to your ancestral religion and convert to Catholicism or Serbian Orthodox.
>>55691095
Blow up your local mosque
>>55691095
Kill all of them in a house fire at a family gathering.
>>55691653
This desu senpai
>>55691095
Are you eating bacon yet?
>>55691095
The best thing you can do is change your name and never ever talk to them again, no need to start a scene.
>>55691095
>>55691095
>>55691095
Don't burn the bridge with your family anon, enjoy a nice bacon sandwich and renounce the religion. Do you plan on taking up a new one or are you going to go agnostic or atheist?
>>55691530
Nah. My sister married a Lutheran and converted. The family just hoped I'd stick with their life-strangling religion. They won't kill me; it will just be weird.
>>55691771
Yes.
>>55691095
Go to your family, light up some dank joint, take a sip of beer, eat some sausage and tell them you are not muslim.
>>55691095
Become a Jew. lulz guaranteed.
>>55691997
I've been going to my sister's church.
http://www.hopewdm.org
>>55692207
>>55692207
Lutheran is a legit choice, look into Martin Luther if you haven't already, he was one hell of a guy. I always said that if I went Christian id go Lutheran
>>55691095
Tell your family you love them but don't have time for silly shit. Make it a point to talk shit about how retarded Islam is to liberals.
>>55692207
Welcome to the party brother :D
>>55691095
just a question, you joined the us army?
>>55691095
Half Palestinian apostate here.
Don't be cocky about it. You are doing this for yourself,not to rub it in their face.
Burning bridges is not the way to go about things. I'd recommend just keeping your distance from them and don't tell them you aren't muslim unless they ask you (and they will).
Pork is delicious, Alcohol is overrated but can still be enjoyed responsibly and everything about not being a Muslim fucking rocks,
But I must warn that you will be very lonely at times. I suggest starting your own family as quickly as possible when you have the means and the funds to do so.
>>55691095
Nice. Welcome aboard
>>55691095
Nuke La meque !
>>55692441
Lutherans brought the Somali plague to Ohio and Minnesota and want to bring the Syrians to North America. Orthodoxy is the only way.
>>55691095
But the penalty for apostasy is death, Alija.
>>55693458
>I suggest starting your own family as quickly as possible when you have the means and the funds to do so.
Jesus christ you've left islam but still think in the exact same primitive animal way as they do.
>>55691095
Eat pork anytime your old rzligion ordered you to pray the degerated god
Saucisson taste awesome
>>55691095
There's no fun way to do it.
Tell your family you don't want to follow their religion anymore, wont like it but will get over it eventually.
The end.
>>55693620
This. Orthodox or heresy
>>55691501
If by "getting excommunicated" you mean murdered for apostasy then yes.
>>55691501
>>55691095
>Enjoy your pork
I recommend Cracker Barrel Ham for your first time. As for religion I recommend Christianity. But I have a biased opinion.
>>55691095
Eat Bacon in front of them.
Join orthodoxy with your real brothers. Put some icons in your room, I suggest st dimitri
>>55693757
Fuck off Paki. Having a wife and children has always been endorsed here.
>>55691095
Host a feast and call all of your family,have some meat and stuff and after you eat reveal to them that it was pork.
Shit in their korans
>>55691653
This.
>>55691095
Just do it. Tell your family you don't share their values and if they try to talk you out of it just tell them to fuck off.
You should do it anon
>>55691653
I actually considered doing this, then realised it's a very bad idea to do without an exit strategy,ie unless you can move away or you are rich, you'll have to deal with people in denial who want to harm you.
