Because they like to be considered a real state so much.
Example: Fanatics Against Rationality and Tolerance, or FART.
(A bit more serious suggestion has been done by Islamic organizations in the UK to call IS Un-Islamic State or UIS.)
I also would like to have many things, but I don't see myself getting any of them.
>>55691051
Put down the blunt, Luxembourg
European Empire
>>55691051
Mossad.
>>55691051
Fucking
Ass
Goat
Grinding
Islamic
Terrorists
Faggit
gfr
goat fuckers representatives
>>55691188
Well... Turkey is technically European, so it has been accurate for a long time.
>>55691051
The Islamic State is the perfect name, because it reveals what they are, and focuses peoples' anger and hatred on the real threat--ISLAM.
Islam itself must be destroyed, and not tolerated, because given the opportunity it will not hesitate to destroy us.
>>55691051
Susceptible Warriors Endanger Diverse Ethnicities (in the) North
S.W.E.D.E.N.
Islamic State Rallying Against Enemy Life
In Arabic sources, they often refer to ISIS as 'Daesh'. It's the acronym for their name in Arabic, but it also happens to mean 'dust', so it's viewed as sort of insulting to them.
I think that's better than poop Jones, and there's a chance of convincing the media to use it.
>>55691051
>call IS Un-Islamic State or UIS
But thats the point, they are islamic.
They are the natural conclusion to reach after reading the quran
JUB - JEWS UNDER BURKAS
EVIL
Every
Villain
Is
Lemons
>>55691419
>Turkey is technically European
>>55691826
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>>55691051
Jihadist Enhanced Warrior State
JEWS
>>55691051
Seriously
Islamic
Super
Sudden
Youth
Or SISSY
>>55691419
And Argentinians are white
>>55691051
we rebrand them as the klan to tap into that reservoir of liberal hate and direct it at a more deserving target
>>55691051
There's already ISIL which sounds faggy as fuck.
>>55691051
You twat:
Ninjas are gay
That's their new name. Do you not even internet faggot?
Also, from some other 404 thread:
Some faggot was asking:
> When muslims say "not all muslims are terrorists" How do i counter that ?
>>55679188
idiot, you say "nobody said they were"
1. islam is shit, the laws are shit, the countries are shit, a massive percentage of the people who support it was the same laws in the countries they go to
2. religion head garb is retarded and shit and should be illegal
3. their shit countries breed terrorism and they are outspoken against killing other countries at a top leadership level
NOBODY said all muslims are terrorists, you kek, it's a strawman defense:
islam says apostates should be killed -WHAT?!?! NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS!!!
I didn't say that, I said the top islamic leaders call for the deaths of jews - WHAT NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS!!!!
I didn't say that, the hijab and burka are fucking retarded and have no place in ANY country, let alone the latin/anglo/euro countries. WHAT NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS!!!!
Islam is shit and the majority want the islamic law to prevail where they live, or pretend to out of social pressure, plus they are fucktarded WHAT NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS!!!!
Blue is my favorite color WHAT NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS!!!!
I ate some doritos last week WHAT NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS!!!!
Today is Saturday WHAT NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS!!!!
Stop saying that WHAT NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS!!!!
You see how it works? WHAT NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS!!!!
Fuck, it won't stop WHAT NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS!!!!
fags
In France they are called 'Daesh'
>>55691758
That's great, did not know that.
I can't find a source that says Daesh means dirt, but I do read that it is seen as an insult
http://www.thenational.ae/opinion/comment/why-does-a-simple-word-like-daesh-disturb-extremists-so-much
Caliphate
RUle
Starts
After
Deutschland
Eradication
CRUSADE
>>55691051
>Un-Islamic State or UIS
or United Islamic States
>>55691051
We should call them ISIS.
It'll remind us of those uppity fanatic state that got eradicated from the face of the earth by 2020.
FAG
Fucking all goats
>>55691051
The angry towels
>>55692009
UNDER
RATED
>>55692451
Daesh is probably better, yes.
Just call them what they are
Jews
>>55692349
>There's already ISIL which sounds faggy as fuck.
it sounds like Tolkien was involved
Fuck calling it unislamic. It's literally the most true to the prophetic tradition. Of course they want to deceive others by distancing themselves from IS
>>55692706
kekek
>>55692677
How does this Islamic terrorists are actually Jews connection work? I wanna know about your conspiracy theories
Returning Nation of Caliphates
>>55692764
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/03/what-isis-really-wants/384980/
>>55691756
Killing
Every
Kuffar
>>55691051
> Tolerance?
Sounds like progressive multicultural bullshit to me.
Global Order Prophecy
>>55692677
The Jews' unwitting pawns, maybe. Islamomaniacs would never willingly work with the Jews, they're just easy to predict and manipulate.
Muslamic State
>>55693223
Would be a better world though, if IS were tolerant.
>>55693215
kek
>>55693215
The United Khaliphat
>>55691758
>>55692396
Daesh doesnt mean dirt.
it's just an acronym
it's just an ugly word
it's used as an insult
Cool Clocks Clan
>>55691051
"Islamic Terrorists" is pretty good
"terrorism movement"
>Islamic Fuccboi League
>>55691051
>if we make fun of them naybe they will go away
That's the problem with the current generation. Not willing to take responsibilities and accept what you need to do.
Easily
Gauged
Gay
Semen
EGGS
Can we please start calling them EGGS?
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Islamic Pigbeer Vagina Kebabs
>>55695258
lel
>>55691051
I present to you C.U.C.K.
Caliphates
Undermining
Christian
Kingdoms
>>55691051
DINDU
Dropping
Incomprehensible
Nasheeds
and
Diddling
Underage
