>You wake up
>Your name is Ahmed Ali Ibn Muhammad
>You are a sandnigger and muslim
What would you do if yo were a muslim today?
Rules:
>Kill yourself is haram
>>55687264
Go to 4chan and get addicted to 2D ass and pussy
>>55687348
This.
>>55687264
I would realize my faith is shit and would change my faith so at least something is not shit besides my skin.
>>55687348
Agree
>>55687264
Stop being a muslim
Change name
>>55687348
This is the only way.
>>55687264
Stop being muslim
Change name
Shave beard
Find a job
These for starters.
>>55687264
Stay inside like I always have.
try to reform islam from inside
Move to Dubai tbqh
>>55687264
My name is ahmed and i am an ex muslim. I get attacked by you guys and the extremists. fk me
>>55687264
>>Kill yourself is haram
not if you take some white folk to hell with you
>>55687841
Sucks to be... RARE FLAG
>>55687264
Kill ISIS
Why would I subscribe to a religion that demands the killing of innocent people?
I am not a retarded shit for brains so I would never be a muslim.
>>55687841
RARE
FLAG
R A R E
F L A G
>>55688263
>>55688402
Every fucking time when i come to this borad
>>55688464
Looks like a diseased Japanese flag or a frog anus.
>>55688464
Its puddle of our freedom fighters' blood on our greenery filled country
>>55687264
kill every other muslim I can in the most horrific way
Instead of complaining about how "they are not us" I would immediately go up in arms against them.
That won't happen though because they are all a bunch of faggots fucking Mohammed's gaping asshole.
>>55687264
>What would you do if yo were a muslim today?
Open my window and shout allahu ackbar, then writeabout how we need minarets and more free money to show solidarity with the victims in paris.
>>55687264
You will never be paki welfare leech in UK, raping and beating native british 12 year old girl, holding her hostage for hours and days at a literal rape factory with other girls, pimping and selling her to your imam and fellow muslims, ejaculating and then urinating in her mouth, violating her in every orifice, as well as gang-raping her by queues with your m8s, local policemen and VIPs from both Labor and Tory parties – all the while her loving father is forced to listen to her screams and pleads for help, otherwise you'd report him for racist behaviour or for not having a tv license :(
>>55687264
Shave my beard and changed my name to something that sounds native. Start wearing western clothes if I haven't so far.
I don't know but it must be very difficult to live for the rare ok muslims.
Everybody is hypocrite with you, we talk to you, because we are forced to do it, but we hate you in reality
Almost impossibility to find a job
Almost impossibility to rent a flat to a private individual
I would immediately shave, become an unbeliever, and redpill everyone about Islam.
Do some teamkilling
>>55689573
Either that, or, not shave, and infiltrate mosques and help radicals disappear.
>>55687264
>change my name
>convert to christianity
>claim to be spanish or italian
Go to Sweden and receive free shit
>>55687264
>What would you do if yo were a muslim today?
#1 Convert to Christianity.
#2 Take up arms.
#3 Join the fight against mudslimes, their pedophile prophet, and their false demonic god.
>>55687264
Since i've been a muslim for four years already, i'm just sitting here watching everyone get angry and blaming a billion people. I'm also thinking what about the thousands of other people that die on a daily basis from ISIS no one gives a shit.
Also, I need to nap i have a lot of studying to do, life of a med student.
>>55687264
Do I get to change back or am I a mudshit for life?
>>55690023
The one Muslim in Mexico
>>55689009
>triggered
God damn we need a war against Islam.
I want to see a U.S. ballistic missile sub lay waste to Mecca and the entire fucking middle east.
>>55690023
>no one gives a shit
People DO give a shit you fucking fool, or haven't you been paying attention? People saw their propaganda videos and were appalled.
It happens so often over there it's not news anymore.
>>55689895
Kikebro bringing the bantz, my fuckin sides dude.
>keep name and beard
>get in contact with western heads of security
>take out isis from the inside, be an informer ect
>when its all over, change name, shave and live like a human.
>>55688464
Why are you mad? If you've been here before you should know how much we love to calibrate diversity. If you don't mind me asking why did you quit the worlds most peaceful and tolerant religion? Don't they like hunt you down and kill you for that?
>>55687264
Convert, there is only one way to the father and that is the son. I would hit the street apologizing I would then give up my life in a audacious attack on Islam.
>>55687264
leave islam
>>55687748
people have tried, they are murdered, beaten, tortured, locked up for years, have family killed and have to flee the country to seek refuge, just ask Edip Yuksel.
>>55687841
>>55690023
>Mexico
>Muslim
>med student
Also: if I could press a button and every last one of the billion muslim fucks on this planet died tomorrow I would press it so hard my finger would break.
>>55687264
I'd strap some bombs to my body and drive into Tel-Aviv.
>>55690023
We don't give a shit because ISIS primarily kills Muslims, and it's not out of the ordinary for Muslims to kill each other. If your faith weren't proven anathema to civilization for centuries, people might care more.
Good luck with your studies.
>>55690207
actually no they don't, otherwise there would be more focus on the terrorist groups such as ISIS and Al qaeda. People only respond if something happens in a western country.
Then they go on boards such as this and blame muslims and then go back to jacking off to their japanese cartoon porn.
>>55687264
Depends on which country I wake up in. If I wake up in the US, I go about my business like a normal person and no one cares.
>>55687264
Obviously, i would enlist my self as an ISIS fighter. Pay homage to my ancestors tradition and free my land from alien-to-my-culture leaders and influence.
Every other choice is either treachery to my father and my father's father, or cowerdness.
>Also my name would be Ali ibn Ahmed. Ibn means "the son of".
>not Muslim/Arab
go to the swedish goverment to get another ID
so i can get more welfare monies
on my way there i rape some white whore to show her that Allah is the only god
Spit on all the swedes i see becouse they cant lift a finger against me. that whold be racist
then i whold go home and fuck all my 4 wives while listening to nasheed
>>55687264
Fuck my 9000 wives, obviously. I hope at least one of them is not shitskin tho.
>>55687264
become an atheist
Convert to Shia Islam.
They're the good ones. But they're as much a target as the westerners.
Find the person who change me to a muslin
>>55690383
>try to reform islam
>preach peace and condemn terrorism
>branded as infidels
>treated like shit
Poor Ahmadis.
![dehli[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/31vjtd8.png "dehli[1].png")
>>55690651
>the good ones
1. Gangs of the People of the Truth
2. Companies of the Churasani Pioneer
3. Battalions of the Lord of the Martyrs
4. Noble Movement of Hezbollah
5. Hezbollah Battalions
6. Companies of Peace
7. Corps of the Loyal Promise
8. Bader Organization – Military Wing
9. Brigade of Omar ibn Yasser
10. Brigade of Assad Allah el Raleb
11. Brigade of the Promised Day
12. Battalions of the Supporters of Elhaja
13. Battalions of the Sacred Defense
14. Brigade of Elkariya
15. Companies of Alzahra
16. Brigade of Zu Elfakar
17. Brigade of the Guarantors of Zainab
18. Companies of the Supporters of the Belief
19. Brigade Al Muntazir
20. Badar Special Groups
21. Brigade of Abu Elfader Elabbas
22. Movement of Al Jihad and al Bina
23. Companies of the Public Defense
24. Battalions of the Shiite Brigade
25. Hezbollah the Rebels
26. Battalions of the Anger
27. Brigade of the Youths With Missions
28. Hezbollah Battalions of the Missing Imam
29. Battalions With the Direction of the Message
30. Ashura Companies
31. Battalions of Malek Elashtar
32. Elabdar Movement
33. Battalions of the Imam Ali
34. Army of the Muktar
35. Public Draft
36. Elhamad Brigade
37. Brigade of the Existing Imam
38. Eladiat Brigade – Special Guard
39. Movement of the Loyal Supporters of Allah
40. Brigade of the 5th Special Guard
41. Army of Elkarar
42. Combat Division of Abba
etc etc
>>55687841
>ex muslim
not true that u get attacked. you're fine in our book
Well, if I was the guy in the image I would go back to being the person I was 20 years ago.
Pic related, it's me 20 years ago.
>>55690651
no they're not
mudsIime is mudsIime
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_Beirut_barracks_bombing
>>55691359
>namemyband
kek
>>55687264
celebrating the victory obviously.
Judging by twitter. I would spam hashtags and slogans all day..
You know thinks like
#notallmuslims
#muslimsaren'tterrorists
ETC
Ultimate damage control.
>>55691614
>241 American Military Servicemen
>58 French Paratroopers
>occurred during the Lebanese Civil War
"terror attack"
go to sweden and impregnatw every woman and spread islam. oh wait im already doing that allahu akbar
>>55687264
What my ancestors did. Change my name to the most common I could possible find in Portuguese, convert to Christianity and move to Brazil.
"Qual o seu nome?"
"Nascimento, pelo nascimento de nosso Senhor"
>>55687264
Join MI5.
>>55687841
does Bangladesh poo in loo
>>55687348
oh shit I had no idea I was a Muslim all along
>>55687264
spam portals with "NOT ALL MUSLIMS", "CHRISTIANITY KILLED MORE IN CRUISADES", "MODERATE MUSLIMS", "RELIGION OF PEACE", "IT WAS THE JEWS"
>>55687264
Go to a mosque to find a book, or some other document, that would contain members home addresses. Either give it to nationalist groups or wait until I turn back and start culling.
>>55691566
Anjem Chowdhurry is such a hypocritical faggot.
I can't see why he hasn't been killed yet.
I'm gonna assume I'm a tatar muslim then. the infamous "20% of russia".
>go eat some roasted pork with beer while browsing /pol/
>that is all
>>55688521
kekked at frog anus. That's really creative.
