>be 6 year olds
>parents illegally bring me to the U.S.
>attend school
>addimilate
>be now
>have my own business with all American workers
>all american products
>trump wants me out
>wat do /pol/?
Get out then
Marry an American.
Worked for my mom
>>55662932
APPLY FOR LEGAL CITIZENSHIP YOU STUPID BASTARD
>>55662932
Get the fuck out....every last Juan of you.
Fuck off back to where you came from, you illegal beaner scumfuck
>>55662932
You have to go.
>>55662932
> Thinking this actually happened
yeah bullshit
>>55662932
Apply for citizenship or fuck off beaner.
>>55662932
Get the fuck out. Also good luck starting a successful business if you're an illegal immigrant.
>>55662932
>wat do /pol/?
build wall
>>55663080
>he has his own business
>with all Black american workers
>selling crack and crack accessories
not sure what is so hard to believe my american friend.
>>55662932
>addimilate
learn english
>1, we won't deport you, just your parents
>2, you can pay the fine for them to come back in
>3 ????
>4 USA profits
If it wasn't for YOU FUCKS Wed be fucking kings n shit. YOU HAVE TO GO
>>55662932
how hard is it for someone who wants to immigrate to actually do so legally?
I dont understand why so much complaining.
To examples:
1. A person with a valuable skills (a type of doctor or engineer)
2. Some person who marries an American
3. Some general person
How hard?
>I dont want to immigrate, just question
>>55662932
Go back to the Turd World you smelly, undesirable, shit coloured border jumper.
>>55662932
That's unfortunate but we are a nation of laws. You depend on them to protect your business so dems the rules.
Also nice b8 m8.
I actually have a friend in a similar situation. Wonder if there's anyway around it if you're a productive, non violent, assimilated individual.
Lying cuc.k ops will be the first to hang on the Day of the Rope.
>>55662932
half of immigrants are on some form of government welfare.
the peaceful majority were irrelevant.
>>55662932
If you do get deported you can always immigrate back in legally, if you have a good relationship with your management/ workmates they will understand. What's most likely though is that you won't get deported since you've already grown up.
>>55662932
I'll happily marry you for money in exchange for papers. Many will. Come to california, the usual exchange rate these days is around 20,000-15000 if you shop around. Some ppl will do it for a monthly stipend too if you don't have the money upfront :3
>>55662932
>Illegal immigrant manages to own his own company with American workers beneath him
>America is so racist and just oppresses everyone who isn't white
It astounds me how such a racist country manages to have a two term black president, so many Jewish billionaires and all of these non-whites who manage to come from nothing to make multi-million dollar companies, you would think the racists wouldn't allow it.
>>addimilate
apparently not well enough
>>55663223
Read this.
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/131552504961/trumps-third-act-part-of-the-trump-persuasion
>>55662932
>>wat do /pol/?
BUILD A FUCKING WALL MR. HARDWORKER
>>55662932
it's like growing a tree in someone elses backyard, then claiming you own the fruit
you forfiet your right to the fruits of your labour when you violate the law
I bet your brothers would say they DESERVE all those tv's they steal, because it was hard work carrying them out of someone elses window
>>55663182
Pfft. Australia, you're alright
just sneak back in
Here is my stance on illegal immigration. If youre not on welfare, dont have a criminal record, pay taxes and are actively working a legitimate job, then you should be required to pay a fine in the form of extra taxation for the rest of your life, and u get to stay. If youre on welfare/have criminal record/dont pay taxes, u get the fuck out immediately. I think that's fair, but liberals would call me racist.
>>55663301
I like this poster, keep up the anti shilling.
>>55662932
you got to go
>>55662932
>have my own business with all American workers
>illegal
nice try lying faggot, get out anyway
And how did you start a business being illegal again? Yeah fuck off.
>assimilate
>have own business
>still haven't gotten legal citizenship
You deserve to be deported you tax evading shitstain.
>>55664996
This. Confirmed for bullshit.
vote for trump
>>55662932
Stop pretending you're not massively an outlier
Spic anchor baby here. My dad used to be illegal and started his own business while illegal. he had a social security that was given to him by the ins though.
>>55662932
Build wall
>>55662932
Sell the business. Move back to Mexico. Use proceeds from sale to build much bigger business in Mexico since your US dollars go a fuckton further south of the border.
>>55663201
There's a bigass diagram that explains this, but tl;dr:
1) Like 5 years
2) Like 2 years
3) HAHAHAHA
You're naturalized by now. Get legal citizenship you dipshit.
>>55662932
bye nigga, dont let the big beautiful door in the wall hit you on your way out
>>55662932
You couldn't have applied for citizenship in all that time? You deserve it tbhfam.
>>55665611
He could have done that legally as well, or if he was scheduled for the weekly cartel beheading could claim asylum.
Apply for citizenship, dumbass.
>>55662989
/thread
>>55665777
>777
TRIPS CONFIRM GREAT WALL OF TRUMP WILL BE BUILT
>>55662932
And you did all of that without ever becoming a lawful resident? Yeah you deserve to be deported for being a fucking retard.
>>55662932
>be 6 year olds
>parents legally bring me to the Canuckistan
>attend school
>do not addimilate!
>be now
>have no business with all Canadian workers
>no Canadian products
>Harper wants me in, errr, Trudeau prolly does too
>wat do /pol/?
>>55665738
Bullshit, I'm getting my visa right now so I'm following:
1). O1 visa, you can get it in 4-6 weeks, if your company pays $6k (my company does)
2). 6 months to get a background check necessary for a green card
3). H1 visa, apply only in April, wait 6 months, 30% chance. Or you can work from an abroad office for 1 year and go back on L1 visa.
So at worst, it's 1 year.
fake and gay
>>55662932
>have my own business with all American workers
>all american products
How the fuck do you start a business without a Social Security Number?
Your parents clearly weren't thinking what's best for you - Mexico could use hard workers willing to run an honest business to help it become not a shithole.
>>55662932
Get the fuck out and start building the wall on the way out you fucking spic nigger.
>have my own business with all american workers
so you drive blacks to peoples houses and tell them to mow their lawn?
Maybe you should apply for citizenship.
Perhaps your circumstances (like being a naturalized American and being a productive member of society) will help your case.
j/k lol
we all know republicans are just rayciss bigets who just want to get rid of people for being brown.
