>mfw got a call from my pregnant french gf in Paris and she's alright
It was a long 8 hours.
>long distance relationship
>pregnant
can guarantee that child is not yours, kek.
>>55654291
name your kid Pepe to commemorate his survival
>>55654355
I came in her while she was ovulating.
Things that never happened: the post
>>55654291
She may be alright, but the father of her unborn child was just arrested for terrorism you heartless jerk.
>>55654398
we don't want that fucking normie either
>>55654474
this desu senpai
>mfw got a call from my wife's son in Paris and he's alright
>mfw got a call from both my wife's son and boyfriend and they are ok
>>55655379
c(_)ck
>>55654435
So did jamal
>>55655379
kektbh
>>55654291
yikes that baby is not yours
your girl is in france right now havent you ever seen a movie about a guys gf going to france?
its to cheat
>>55657130
She is french you idiot. I met her there, got her pregnant, then came back here. We're trying to get her citizenship here now.
>>55655579
>wife's son
>not your son
>wife's son's boyfriend
No anon, it's not ok.
>>55654291
I got a call from the bull in Paris the wife didn't make it.
>>55654291
Your child belongs to Muhammed now, salaam alaikum
>mfw got a call from my son who is not genetically mine but that doesn't matter you fucking misogynist, it takes a REAL MAN to step up and take care of what another guy left behind and he's alright
congrats anon
>tfw I got a call from mein Fuehrer in Berlin and he's alright.
>got a call from my qt pregnant French gf
>tfw she's not real
>>55657491
>>55654291
Glad to hear your gf and Ahmed's son are doing ok.
>>55654291
>/pol/
>French GF
>successfully impregnating anything
Pics or GTFO
>Call my gf to make sure she's alright
>"Anon I live in fucking America why the hell would you think I'm in the middle of Paris?"
>>55654291
have fun breeding a c.uckboy
>Mfw got a call
>oh wait I didn't
>>55660070
give me your number and i'll call you
