>Be European
>Get shot
>Be American
>Shoot back
Thank god I live in a country that recognizes the white man is in need of protection from roody-pooskins.
But guns are illegal in europe, you can't get shot there
>>55649990
Europe is not a country.
And no, guns are not illegal in my country.
>>55649990
this
>>55650217
Yeah they just got fucking sold out because all your women are scared.
Protect your borders, you're supposed to be our first line of defense.
>>55649905
I have done a complete 180 on gun laws in less than a day, thanks /pol/
>>55650338
No, I want this country to be overrun. Let them cry, let them suffer. We must wait for them to BEG us for help.
thank god the wild west gave us our murderous gun culture or we'd be a target for all sorts of crazy shit
>>55649990
europe beat america's highest score twice
>>55649990
> paris
It's okay, we always thought the apocalypse would happen with nuclear bombs. Instead we just get overrun by immigrants. We will build up a last bastion of hope somewhere on American soil and let all those Muslims kill each other over in Europe. Then when everything blows over after a few centuries we just move back because they literally all died.
Maybe they just weren't banning guns hard enough?
Oh, right, they used bombs. Oy vey, we forgot to ban the bombs!
>tfw AK is probably cheaper here than in murrica
not condoning gun ownership secret service friends! just stating facts!
>>55651536
Fuck off, we are full.
Fix your own shit asshole.
>>55649990
>>55651722
dude weed and AKs lmao
Can't argue with that
>>55651783
>we are full
it's not our fault you guys eat so much. We'll bring some Spätzle and Sauebraten if you want. I'm sure you guys would actually come to like it, just get some patch of land and build up a community where your Mexicans can't invade.
>>55651908
It's pretty silly, we're basically NOGUNZ the country but we're the heart of cocaine and mdma trade in Europe which means that any guy that knows a guy can get an AKM with a bunch of mags for a a few hundred eurobucks within a day.
>>55649905
.22,9mm,fuddy five,5.56,7.62x39,30-06,308,???,7.62x54r,12g
Do i win?
>>55652028
>Spätzle and Sauebraten
Bring beer, too, and every variety of wurst in your national arsenal. We'll have a grand time.
>>55652284
That's 30-30 not 30-06 you kek.
>>55649905
>roody-pooskins
this is fantastic
>>55652284
oh and the ??? is 308, and I have no idea what the one to the left of it is?
>>55652028
Actually, there's still a fairly robust German community near America's main land. You could try your luck there, maybe set up a daily or something.
>>55652351
We also bring a Laser if you guys want to build a Giant Death-Robot. Don't tell anybody but I think our country is currently working on something there. It's a big secret.
>>55649905
Why didn't all the victims of your weekly mass shootings shoot back then? Forgot which roll of fat they left their handgun under?
>>55652028
Spatzle is dank as fuck fa m. I feel like real German spatzle is probably better than our boxed shit.
B R I N G F O O D F O R U S
>>55652554
none of those are .308
.308 is shorter than .30-06
x51 vs x63
>>55652459
Shit!
is it safe to shoot someone wearing a suicide vest?
>>55652748
yeah, where I live we eat Spätzle almost every day. Käsespätzle, Ziebwelspätzle, Späzle with Mushroom-sauce, Spätzle with Gulash
>>55652727
don't be a goon, bin that spoon.
>>55652682
I actually met the son of the guy who co-invented the laser. The lab isn't far from where I live. We can go have a drive and look at it, and then you can drunk-dial his cell phone.
>>55652284
>>55652459
>>55652554
>>55652781
Jesus, idiots
it goes like this:
.22 - .380 auto - 40 S&W - 5.56 - 7.62X39 - 30-30 - 35 Remington - .308 - 7.62X54r - 12g
>>55652884
depends on the primary explosive on the vest. if it is TATP, then no. if it's C4, probably okay.
>>55653062
nice catch on the .380, would have guessed 9x19mm myself
>Be American
>Still get suicide bombed
>Amerilards comments on Twitter
>BUT A GUN WUDDA HELPED
>>55653525
>>BUT A GUN WUDDA HELPED
>implying it wouldn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhdVMiGAK9E
>>55652270
>few hundred yurobux
>cheaper then america
Top Kek
>>55654034
what's an ak cost around there senpai?
untraceable black market version
>>55654191
probably a lot more than a couple years ago, obama banned their importation via executive order, used russia's occupation of ukraine as justification
>>55654191
In texas you can score a legal one for about 300
>>55654434
Kalashnikov opened up a new plant in the United States to get around Obama's import restriction. New Saiga's and Ak's are rolling out of the factory as we speak and will be available in beginning 2016.
>>55649905
>be fat
>shoot back
I never saw an terrorist attack beeing stoped in burgertown.
Also the shoot back theory had been tested and you would be rekt
Since youre dumb as fuck, try to learn something and google what i said
>>55654191
Also in america there is a legal website called "Armslist". It's like creigslist but for guns. No signing for it or anything you just met up with the guy, give him the money, and get the gun. Legal
>>55655013
>I never saw an terrorist attack beeing stoped in burgertown
Then your eyes are closed, faggot
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/2-gunmen-killed-at-prophet-muhammad-art-contest-in-texas/
>>55654962
that's a nice bit of job creation on obama's part - also in line with Trump's leanings
>>55649905
>implying your mcdonalds body actually would be able to react in time
>>55655013
Your a fucking idiot.
http://rense.com/general95/sch-shootings-stopped.html
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/05/us/texas-police-shooting-hero/index.html
>>55655191
/thread
>>55655191
I wasnt talking about police or armed forces you dumbfuck
Show me where civilians stoped an terroristas attack in grease soil
>>55653968
Yes, by a trained professional in a hellhole, warzone of a country, not an Amerilard with a Front Sight membership jerking off to revenge fantasies
>>55655352
>police
You failed fat fuck
poortugal getting BTFO
>>55655352
>Citing Jeff Rense as a source ever
Fuck the fucking fuck off, fucker
>>55649905
yeah great job at shooting those school shooters back, or stopping tWO GIANT PLANES
>>55655414
I feel like I should point out that the police are actually allowed to carry guns in "burgertown" so that does refute your shit argument.
BUT WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE THESE GOALPOSTS
AND PUSH THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE
>>55655691
Guns aren't allowed on school grounds. Not even SROs can have guns on school grounds.
Thanks to anti-gun faggots like you.
>>55655691
Murifats are dumb as fuck
>>55655532
Read again retard.
http://rense.com/general95/sch-shootings-stopped.html
Oh and most of the best shooters in the United States are civilians. Police are average at best, only shooting enough to qualify.
>>55655767
So then what's the point if you're all too pussy to go full force with guns?
Yeah they look really nice on the side of your belt when you're running around your farm.
>>55655414
OK
http://bearingarms.com/concealed-carrier-named-patrick-ewing-stops-attempted-mass-shooting-cincinnati/
http://concealednation.org/2015/05/one-handgun-stops-terror-attack-in-garland-texas-saving-countless-lives/
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/10-potential-mass-shootings-that-were-stopped-by-someone-wit#.ssyBWQold
http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2014/06/foghorn/breaking-concealed-carry-holder-stopped-las-vegas-shooters-from-continuing-killing-spree/
>Here, enjoy the smuggest Pepe I could find for MFW
>>55649905
>in need of protection from roody-pooskins
fucking shitskins, killing white people
>pic related, victims of the shitskins
>>55655760
Im talking about civilians stoping an terrorist attack you dumbfuck fat hat. Stop drinking bag milk
>>55655917
>So then what's the point if you're all too pussy to go full force with guns?
Because we have anti-gun liberals, LIKE YOU, that keep forcing anti-gun measures that prevent us from using guns to our full extent.
>>55650217
I love your Glock series. My favorite kind of pistols!
>>55655191
Literally the one time
>>55655782
>this poortugal butthurt he got btfo
let it go
>>55655920
>mass shooters
>isolated acts by non terrorist group members
Damn, the fry oil fucked you up good dont you?
>>55649905
what does it feel like to get shot
>>55655920
I always knew Ewing was a good defender.
>>55656111
Our muslims stay in check because they know the second they step out of line they'll get a red hot bullet in their ass.
>>55656164
like salty cookies?
>>55656162
KEEP ON MOVING THE GOAL POSTS
>>55656113
>he got 9/11
Say what?
>>55656230
Oh believe me anon I know I think Islam is just fucking disgusting but the whole good guy with a gun argument is bullshit
>>55656162
>Gets proven wrong
>Gets proven wrong again
"Hurr let me change the previously stated quantifiers and shove those goalposts into orbit"
>>55656289
I'd rather suffer 100 9/11's than be born in Portugal.
>>55656320
>>55656277
/thread x2
>>55656359
Glad you are a proud abortion
>>55656452
Did u really just send us a fake terrorist threat you faggot?
>>55656452
>Portuguese
>ever relevant at any point in human history
get keked by england, france, and germany forever and ever
>>55649990
>>55656452
>I wasnt proved wrong
SHOW ME WHERE GUNS STOPPED A TERRORIST ATTACK!
>Gets shown where guns stop a terrorist attack
"OK....WELL......SHOW ME WHERE ~*~ CIVILIANS WITH GUNS STOP A TERRORIST ATTACK!!!!"
>Gets shown 12 different examples of where guns in civilian hands stopped a terrorist attack
>THOSE DON'T COUNT BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME LOOK STUPID
you seem upset
>>55656519
Why so salty Portugal?
>>55656057
friend, look at the flag near my posts, I'm not a part of your shithole country.
>>55655928
No, you weren't. You specifically said "I never saw an terrorist attack beeing stoped in burgertown." and now you're throwing a fit and shifting goalposts because someone proved you wrong.
>>55649905
>be
guess who needs to BE shot?
yes, you.
>>55656599
Some of you guys are alright. Don't open your fridge tomorrow if you know whats good for you.
>>55656452
Tip sent to FBI.
Good thing 4chan saves IPs now.
>>55555555
>>55657396
Almost got it that time!
>>55657263
>fat fuck doesnt get the 9/11 reference
>muh feds
>>55656965
I don't even understand what you're implying.
>>55656519
Go back to bed, shitty Spain
>>55656599
Say what bacon pie?
>>55658025
Stfu britbong grandson
>>55652908
>Späzle with Mushroom-sauce
were do i sign?
>>55658827
where
>>55657007
>mfw I need to eat.
Anybody have info on homicides from guns AFTER you take out gang related ones? pref w/ link.
>mfw <1 per 100k after removing Chicago and Atlanta
>>55660345
cmon guys anything?
>>55660345
yeah, it's something like on par with australian gun deaths per 100,000.
