ITS HAPPENING
ISIS ATTACKS MEXICO DF
TURN ON CNN
CITY OF MEXICO CIUDAD DE MEXICO IS UNDER ISIS ATTACK
Why would they attack a place that is already in ruins?
I FUCKING WISH
I'M TIRED OF BEING THE ONLY SPIC WHO WANTS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT MUSLIMS
Every other spic I know hates em but they're too fucking lazy to do anything.
>>55647157
No blonde women to rape
0/10 would not invade again
- Isis
>>55647073
cmon mexico, you beat el salvador in soccer today. shouldn't you be too drunk to shitpost?
fuckin mexican, this shit ain't no joke.
>>55647073
fake and gay
>>55647073
Already have CNN on, they only care about white countries.
Need a source mate.
>>55647073
Why would they buy a fight with cartels if the only logical move for them in mexico is attacking america?
Lazy Mexicans, you say?
No such thing.
>>55647073
is this a joke about Spectre?
>>55647073
not even ISIS gives a shit about that hell hole country
>>55647073
Seriosly, why would they do that?
>implying the cartels and el chapo would let the run amuck in their territory
>>55647304
>I'M TIRED OF BEING THE ONLY SPIC WHO WANTS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT MUSLIMS
You are not alone senpai
Yeah if that happened every single muslim in that country would be killed within a week.
>>55647073
desu ISIS rule is probably nicer to live under than the drug cartels
>implying ISIS can pull anything against the cartel
>>55647744
>>55647304
Build wall and gb2 mexico
>>55647073
>cnn
can barely pay for internet and you want me to watch CNN? kek sensei!
>>55648029
If mexicans can't even handle their cartel problems, how do you expect them to handle mudslimes funded by the US?
>>55648504
I mean, the cartel isn't going to roll over. They would put up one hell of a fight.
It would be bloody as fuck. Neither side cares about civilians
>>55647909
>ISIS attacks Mexico
>Cartel and Military join forces to remove Kebab
>army of 5 million Catholic Latino crusaders invade the Levant
>Mexico takes Syria as a colony
>Mexican Immigrants given free land in new country
>World peace at hand
>The Dodgers move to Damascus
PLEASE
>>55648710
>implying the cartels won't make a deal with ISIS and buy up all their opium from the middle east.
>>55647304
What can we do as American spics though? They're over there, we're over here. Besides the white man's not doing shit about it and its not like we can do this shit alone.
>>55648829
I want this
Mexico needs an attack. Maybe that would unite ALL mexicans again. Oh and isis copied the mexican cartels with all the beheadings.
>>55647073
Fight them with carnitas and chicharrones.
They need to attack things people actually care about.
>>55648710
Exactly. Never fuck with the Cartel. They have machetes, MAC-10s with silencers, and other crazy shit.
>>55649049
lad
>>55649049
and chacarrones
>>55647524
Mexicans work harder than any other country.
>>55648829
TRUMP PLEAAASEEE
So what OP is trying to say is that nothing of value will be lost
>>55649049
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
> Mexico
> no muslim problems
yeah i'd like to see an attempt to convert Mexico
>>55647073
Nigga what?
I'm in Mexico city right now, no reports or anything. Save the bullshit.
>>55648829
>>The Dodgers move to Damascus
MY SIDES
>>55648829
This, remove fuckin Kebab.
THROW CHALUPAS
>>55648829
>>Mexico takes Syria as a colony
>Spain annexed
it's like poetry
>>55647073
>attacks Mexico
Lmao, like anyone cares about anything that happens to Mexico
>>55647073
>yfw El Chapo escaped to fight ISIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRFrGtTPZ4Q
Give them mexican tacos de trompo
Then when they have eaten it reveal it to be pork and watch their souls escape their body
>>55647073
Argentina wants Videla back
Videla is love Videla is life
how can we start conflict between a cartel and isis?
>>55648913
>implying they haven't already
>implying the CIA isn't facilitating the exchange
ISIS gets more funding to terrorize the world and make the sheeple beg for govt. protection, and cartels get more drugs to sell in the US to destabilize the American populace further. Win-win for globalists.
>>55649570
>They rename Spain "New New Mexico" out of spite
>>55648829
>The Dodger move to Damascus
>>55648829
> Syrians testify before UN about being forced to labor in Syrian marijuana fields and their wives becoming addicted to telenovelas
>>55648829
>The Dodgers move to Damascus
My sides, but i want this. Take the Angels with them.
>>55649948
-blow up the church of their drug god Malverde
-say ISIS is selling weed and beheading cartel members
-build better escape tunnels
>>55649049
OH GOD, the slowest and most painful of deaths.
>>55647073
Ha...the before and after pics of the attack would be the same!
>>55647909
I think ISIS would crush the Latino cockroaches personally. Both sides are evenly marched in money, oil or drugs, but there are alooooot more Muslims than Mexicans. The US armed Mexico through gun-running of old shit, the middle eastern rebels and ISIS are getting spoon fed the big guns. And quite frankly, Muslims usually are more educated and smarter than a Latino.
Drug Cartel vs. ISIS
ISIS wins.
>>55649948
Make them cuk each others deals and finances.
>>55650548
>Muslims usually are more educated and smarter than a Latino
Let's see… 20something bright-eyed ideologue willing to die for his faith against a barrio kid who's seen death since the age of 5 and probably raped his first three sexual encounters.
You bet on ISIS, I'll go with the motherfuckers.
>>55650548
You're fucking delusional. You are the type of people that only helps by smearing shit on Lord Trump's name.
>>55647304
Dude like 20% of the marine corps is Mexican. They're waaay over represented in the armed forces. It's likely Paco has killed more mud shits than either Sven, Luigi, or Paddy.
>>55650980
Because Latino culture is very traditional. Men feel the need to constantly demonstrate how macho they are, to the point of absurdity
>>55647073
Callate maldito perro.
>>55650548
Nah just get the Guatemalans south of them to fight. They're basically Gurkhas. They have the most experience in modern combat and have a taste for blood. They're the ones the cartels hire to do the unspeakable shit the Mexicans are too scared of doing. Little known fact, They started the beheading trend too
ISIS knows better, the Cartels would fuck their shit up.
Lol the cartels would annihilate every Muslim in the country within hours if that happened. Would be funny though.
>>55649049
KEK
>>55651295
Not allowing Tyrone to fuck your gf isn't absurd but on white guilt it is.
>>55651295
Also becoming part of the military is an easy way to gain citizenship.
>>55649773
Shut up Senor Skeletal.
desu senpai, mexicans are literally descended from the spaniards that removed kebab after 700 years of occupation
they have pathological hatred for muslims imprinted in their DNA.
I wish this actually happened, I'd love to get in the army just to kill mudslimes
>>55649049
>>55647157
>Why would they attack a place that is already in ruins?
the obvious question..
Not only would the muslims have to deal with cartels but the reckless murican cholo's that wanna make a name for themselves and be a cartel member full fledged. drive by shootings at mosques would be a sight to see.
those little vatos aren't the smartest but they ain't the dumbest either. get them together and they'd swarm not only the mosques but the nation of islam and anything that remotely looked habeeb like would be killed, no doubt the beaners win this one.
>>55652169
I'm going to miss them tacos al pastor and semita sandwiches and horchata and Carlos Slim, ese.
How can you tell? Mexico City is Berlin in 1945. Bombed out shithole.
>>55652303
Me too
my surname would make more sense: Matamoros
How can you behead that which is already headless?
>>55649049
no mames
>>55647157
Someone obviously thought the whole place had been bombed, but that's jut how it always looks
>>55648829
>Dodgers move to Damascus
>>55649049
ISIS is FUCKED
>>55651295
Can confirm have two nephews serving right now.
>>55649049
tone it down you sick fuck
Nah is just your typical day in Mexico they are probably in Mexico month or some shit
Well i dont know much about weaponry but in sheer size and brutality im fairly sure the cartel would completely eviscerate any ISIS aggression
>>55648829
You are a funny man.
>>55648150
we nomas ponle en televisa
>>55648829
This tho
>>55652912
>Literally a city called Matamoros
>>55648829
the damascus dodgers omg lel
>>55652687
There is nothing in this picture I don't want
>>55647073
It's about time.
We need Santa Ana back
>>55647073
Nobody cares about Mexico. Not even the Mexicans.
>>55647157
Well they bombed Palmyra.
>tfw working on monday
>>55653809
>tfw ISIS could be destroyed in a month if we just made it profitable for El Chapo and the Zetas to 'do business' there.
I would pay to see an army of spics cutting down a horde of mudslimes.
This is the funniest thread on /pol/ at the moment, thanks for the laughs guys.
Just let el chapo deal with this
>>55650548
>Muslims usually are more educated and smarter than a Latino.
That's only true in the U.S. which gets the elites from Muslim countries. Muslim immigrants in Europe are no more educated nor successful than the average Mexican-American peasant.
I know it's asking a lot for a burger to realize his country isn't representative of the entire world, but still.
>>55654201
yeah it's like the guys from Africa that are in my classes.
they seem so pleasant and civilized
they were probably princes in their homeland or at the very least their parents own a diamond mine or something
Let's make some stats /pol/.
ISIS and The Mud Hordes have more money due to oil fields
Cartel has the stealth advantage.
what are some others?
>>55647665
To get into the us you fucking moron
>>55647304
As much as I hate mexicans, at least they would never tolerate mudslimes destroying their culture and raping their women. They actually have balls to defend their people.
What do white americans do? Sure thing, buddy. Come into our country, break our laws, defile our flag, speak your native language, and we'll bend over backwards for ya no matter what!
>>55654698
>money
with the cost of a barrel of oil fast approaching sub $40, they wont have money for long. Meanwhile, drug use in the states are at an all time high.
>manpower
Depends if you want to include all of mexico vs ISIS or cartels vs ISIS. Mexico would win and lose respectively in terms of pure numbers.
>military equipment
ISIS has low rate military equipment of tanks, armored carriers, Humvee, rpg's, automatic weapons, semi-automatic weapons, anti-tank missled, etc.
Cartels have higher quality small arms (auto, semi-auto, rpg's), but they lack in everything else. However, with the amount of money they have, they can easily acquire the same (maybe better) firepower than ISIS's rusted AK's.
what else can we compare lol
good hope it burns
just like a fucking Anglo, trying to involve us on a war you started and know not what to do about. Shove it up your ass gringo :)
>>55648829
>>The Dodgers move to Damascus
>TONIGHT ON DEADLIEST WARRIOR
>Mexican Cartel
>vs.
>ISIS
>WHO
>IS
>DEADLIEST
>>55648829
>los doyers
>>55647073
MEXICAN CRUSADE WHEN?
>>55648829
>Doyers move to Damascus
CRYING
>>55654201
who is that dingus demolisher
>>55648829
one could only hope
Best thread on /pol/ right now hands down
>>55649049
>Be Mexican
>be from Muslim descendent who flew Spain after the revolution
>Proud of Muslim and indegeous roots
>read posts of fellow Mexicans
>:a la versa m8:
>jumps border
>Americans hate Mexicans and Muslims
>virgencita de Guadalupe please protect my ass
>>55653990
sounds like instead of sending the military, we really just need to ban drugs in the middle east and let the cartels take over
I JUST HEAR AN EXPLOTION NEAR MY HOUSE
WILL BE BACK
>>55658171
Fuck some shit up ese.
>>55657732
I'll protect your ass if you're a cute boyo
>>55658171
Ya duérmete niño, o mejor aún. pónte a aprender Español. que sé que está igual de jodido qué tu inglés.
>>55658505
>ubangese
>>55649049
Forget that shit, throw them our most powerful and fearsome weapon.
>>55647909
>being proud of your cartels
With as many people as they behead, you'd think they'd get along quite well with ISIS.
>>55659068
>>/facebook/
>>55647304
I never laugh so hard in my life with that statement. Also, I'm a spic too, so I understand how you feel man.
>>55659149
there's a dick attached to that person, isn't there?
![laughing_zeons_by_vr_eli-d473857[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IQVikiv.png "laughing_zeons_by_vr_eli-d473857[1].png")
>>55648829
>>55649049
>>55652912
>>55657732
>>55655112
>destroying their culture and raping their women
That's because they're already doing it to us.
>>55655112
> destroying their culture and raping their women.
That's because mexicans are already doing that to us.
>>55651486
1 word:kabiles
>>55657732
You are fucked beyond limits man, literally...
>>55658171
UN LEVANTON UNO POR UNO Y SUBALE A LOS CORRIDOS
>>55659202
>tfw been on 4chan so long just assume every girl posted has a dick
Cartels vs ISIS...
that's what battlefield hardline should have been
brb making kickstarter
>>55659597
Well, I'm not complaining, I just rather know if there's a dick or not before fapping.
>>55652687
we have to meme this into being a thing. we have to push jihadis/the caliphate to war with the narcos.
THIS MUST HAPPEN.
it'll also make for a sick team based battlefield shooter but that can come later.
>>55659300
Exactly. Mexicans suck at banter as I do too :´) Keep your chapulín colorado shit out of here retards. Even better, bring more bricks for the wall and hel me huevones :)
>>55659925
Why? There is nothing of interest there, and latin america is just a bitch of the west anyway (Except for cuba and maybe venezuela). Take the west out, and you'll take them easily as colonies.
>>55647524
At first I use to see them sleeping on the train, I thought they were lazy. Then I realized, it's not that they are lazy, but they have 2 or 3 jobs. It was really eye opening for me. Spics are good tier people
WE HAVE PORK MEAT AND STRAY DOGS AT EVERY FOOD JOINT HERE
MUSLIMS CAN'T DO SHIT TO US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLYZ4HgUhuA
>>55647073
no one cares Mexico
>>55648829
>The Dodgers move to Damascus
explain?
>>55647073
>CIUDAD DE MEXICO
Cuidado* de mexico
>>55647073
That's impossible, there's not Muslims in Mexico. It's probably the most anti-muslim place I know.
>>55648829
>The Damascus Dodgers
oh god... gronky's autism and vin scully play-by-play in Arabic
>>55648829
>The Dodgers move to Damascus
>>55660402
Chinks are the most anti-muslim, but many of them are also anti-christian.
>>55647073
bitch isis doesn't even know what mexico is...
>>55660337
the Dodgers are an American baseball team based in Los Angeles, California, with a massive Mexican following.
If Mexicans invaded Syria, naturally, the dodgers would move to Syria since they're basically Mexico's team
>>55647073
Did they kill the president and the chilangos? PLSSSS
>El Chapo is my shepherd; I shall not want.
>>55659149
She has bumps all near her pussy region
>>55648829
10/10
Top fucking kek
>>55662682
>Did they kill the president
Not even the CIA could kill Chapo.
>>55649018
Beheading has been a popular method of execution since people realised having your head removed is bad for you.
