>tfw brazillian
>tfw your country is chill with every other country in the world
>tfw your country hasn't been in any world wars
>tfw your country hasn't invaded or opressed any other country
>tfw your country has endless natural resources
>tfw not having to be afraid of terrorist attacks
>tfw you NEVER have to fear tsunamis or earthquakes
Feels preety good and chill tbqh lads
>>55639583
nice
>>55639583
>tfw your country hasn't been in any world wars
Wow lad, go back to high school.
sounds like you should stay there
>>55639583
We were in world wars.
Biggest kills per combatant in any war ever fought when we invaded Paragay
>>55639583
>hasnt invaded or opressed
>paraguay
Fucking monkey
>>55639778
Oh, you think we made any difference lad?
>>55639583
>tfw your country hasn't invaded or opressed any other country
>what is Guerra do Paraguai
>>55639778
>>55639583
>tfw your country hasn't invaded or opressed any other country
>tfw your country has endless natural resources
>tfw not having to be afraid of terrorist attacks
I actually didn't even read the rest before posting, but you manage to sound even dumber with just three extra sentences.
Congratulations, anon.
>>55639841
More USA immigrants on brazil than brazilian immgrants on merica, nigger.
>tfw your country hasn't been in any world wars
Brazilian education, lads and gentlememes.
>>55639908
>making any difference
>participating
Two different things, the shit you're spewing is factually wrong.
>>55639583
>tfw Sao Paulo has a giant river of sewage running next to its main highway
>tfw there's always 2 hours of traffic
>tfw homosexuals are violently beaten during Carnival
>tfw your economy is hopeless
>tfw your people are obsessed with their appearance
>tfw everyone is pathologically extroverted
>tfw a social group needs to agree 100% before anything happens
>tfw you have to kiss people hello and goodbye. lol
>tfw your police force is militarized all year
>tfw actual clowns get elected to government positions
>tfw you may get shot dead in the street during a shoot out
>>55639583
>tfw not having to be afraid of terrorist attacks
Yeah you just have to worry about driving into the wrong part of time and getting killed for your shoes (unless you live in one of the areas full of Europeans)
>>55639583
>tfw your country hasn't been in any world wars
Some of you fought on the right side of WW2, respect to you.
>>55639583
>tfw your country hasn't invaded or opressed any other country
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan_War
Killed 90% of Paraguayan males in genocide mate.
>>55639583
>likely descendant of nazi war criminal wants to talk shit
a PS4 is like $2000. what is it with your rate of taxation? Especially with a product or line of products that have zero competition with goods you guys produce. Where are the Brazilian video game consoles?
>>55639583
All these things and you can't even play online video games in a decent manner.
>>55639583
Macacos, por favor, parecem depósitos carentes de atenção.
>>55640155
>tfw you have to kiss people hello and goodbye. lol
Not a bad thing if they're hot chicks, you can use that in your favour. Touching is a powerful thing anon.
>tfw brazillian
Not something to be pride of, dollar 4:20 :^)
>tfw your country is chill with every other country in the world
Not true, argentina, paraguai and india doesnt have good relations with us.
>tfw your country hasn't been in any world wars
Wat is senta pua?
>tfw your country hasn't invaded or opressed any other country
Paraguai, uruguai.
>tfw your country has endless natural resources
Keepthinkingthatway.jpg
>tfw not having to be afraid of terrorist attacks
You dont need to fear terrorist because youre already full of militiaman and crime factions
>tfw you NEVER have to fear tsunamis or earthquakes
South has some degree of natural hazard but thats all, congrats you got 1 out of 7.
>>55639583
baka desu senpai
>>55639583
>tfw your country hasn't been in any world wars
>tfw your country hasn't invaded or opressed any other country
>tfw your country has endless natural resources
then why the fuck arent you a first world country then?
>>55640227
Xbox got past it by producing it inside the country.
Thats the point of that tbqh senpai.
>>55639583
>tfw your country hasn't been in any world wars
ww2 son. you were on the allied side ; THE GOOD. GUYS. WITH A-ME-RI-CA
Not surprised tho i doubt any Brazilian know its country history.
>>55639583
>>tfw your country hasn't invaded or opressed any other country
War of the Triple Alliance
>>55639583
We fucked Paraguay so hard that they're still fucked to this day...
>>55639943
>>tfw your country has endless natural resources
yeah good job fucking over the Amazon
>>55640223
>implying that's a bad thing
>>55639583
when they want to cover all women in burkas..........when you have the most famous fuck fest on earth with naked women on tv every february....and micro bikini....good luck to us my friend
>>55639583
The reason we haven't started shit with other countries is because we start shit among ourselves.
We are like Warhammer Orks who live in Orkhalla.
>>55640470
Did you bother reading what I posted? I'm replying to him. Those are his phrases, I'm mocking him for being wrong.
>>55640322
You're just proving my point that you are superficial, self-obsessed extroverts.
The world is not run by people like that
>>55639583
>be brazilian
>make a turn into the wrong street
>get shot by drug dealers
Yeah, chill as fuck family.
>>55640155
We don't elect actors as presidents and governors though.
>>55640573
yeah I intended to reply to OP. This board has been buggy ever since The Happening clogged it.
Good thing all our shootings are secular.
>>55640155
>>tfw actual clowns get elected to government positions
He actually is one of our most hard working politician. No joke.
The problem isn't that we elected a fucking clown. The problem is when by comparison, the clown is actually better than the politicians. THIS. is the problem.
>>55640155
that's strange...i always saw brazil as a multicultural/lgbt heaven.
i thought all the gays and trannys are in brazil. so, they are actually hated and attacked? who knew.
We genocided 90% of the male population of Paragay.
We registered more soldier kills than they had soldiers to send.
We still have Brazilians owning half of the land of that country.
We get their energy for damn near free because we bully them.
They know they will be invaded in case they try anything.
Bolivia relies on importation from our ports. We own their economy.
Same goes for Paragay.
Be proud of the South American Union. Be proud of having influence in Venezuela.
>>55639583
>tfw you're Brazilian
can confirm, feels muito bem desu ;^)
>>55639583
Only reason why I don't like you guys is because you always shit up my vidya
>Be brazilian
>Get shot by off duty cop.
>>55640783
we beat them with light bulbs
>>55640627
>superficial self obsessed extrovert
I'm not an extrovert nor superficial. Self-obsessed maybe, but neither of those is true. I'm just pointing out that having more intimate traditions for greetings and farewells isn't 100% bad and provided an example.
Well it is 100% bad if you're an autist from r9k. Is that your case?
>>55640752
People in the entertainment business make good politicians because they actually know what the people want.
>>55640889
>be Brazilian
>own an off-duty cop
Feels good tbqh senpai.
>>55640685
That's California. That's different. We don't like them.
honestly though family I kinda like Brazil I've been there twice
You have to fix that poop highway in Sao Paulo though
>implying we don't already have terrorists of our own to fight
I wish all our cops had their training from Judge Dredd comics.
>>55640889
Only if you're brown and acting suspicious. :^)
>>55641006
it's impossible to fix that shit
we've been trying for over a decade
>>55639583
yeah but you're still Brazilian
>>55640889
>be hue
>get fucked by shitty politics
>get killed in crossfire between niggers and cops
Story of my life
never felt so good to live in a shitty country. good luck to europe with the mass immigration.
>>55639583
how's that murder rate goin pham
>>55640783
Gay gets murdered, actual good trannies make dosh by fucking football players and some politicians.
>>55640323
>India
Who gives a crap about those smelly street shitters
>>55641212
So how are you posting here?
most BRs I've met have actually been some chill people
sorry for the shit country
>>55640789
Paraguay is my favorite satellite state. :3
>>55640783
It's actually way more racist and conservative than any Western country you can think of.
All the rich people I knew down there have tall metal fences and security gates around their homes to keep the brown people out.
I hung out with Italians. They were like pure white Italian. Hadn't race-mixed for centuries.
All the men have to act "macho" and their silly women require it. So it's pretty homophobic
They also have hilarious sex hotels where you pull in to a little garage, check in through a phone, and then fuck on some weird furniture while watching porno.
Catholicism! Fun stuff
>>55639583
Brazil is a lovely country.
>tfw brazillian
wow, nice, isn't it?
>tfw your country is chill with every other country in the world
we are keked by every other country instad
>tfw your country hasn't been in any world wars
of course we did
>tfw your country has endless natural resources
we don't know how to use it
>tfw not having to be afraid of terrorist attacks
70.000 homicides every year
>tfw you NEVER have to fear tsunamis or earthquakes
floods every week
>>55641445
Not as bad as it seems, if you're not poor and live in a big city you can live really well.
>>55641445
is not a shitty country, our people make it shitty.
.
there are exceptions like the ones you met.
>>55639583
Brazil worst country ever
>>55641048
Good thing you people love bleaching your skin to hide the african slave blood.
>>55641140
DESIGNATED
POOP
HIGHWAY
>>55639583
>be brazilian
>turn TV on
>"O LOCO BIXO PRECISAMENTE AS 7 E 43 ESTA NA HORA DA DANÇA DOS FAMOSOSSS"
Would rather live in mars...
ITT: Vira-latas everywhere
>>55639583
>>tfw not having to be afraid of terrorist attacks
I've been to Brazil huey. Three times in fact. Six months each. So tell me:
Por que você não possuir armas quando vocês têm criminosos em todos os partes?
What's with all the Brazil spam lately? Do they ever realize that no one outside of Brazil thinks about Brazil at all?
>>55640155
>tfw your people are obsessed with their appearance
I never see people who actually know the name of the clothing they're wearing out on the streets. Americans are much more concerned with their image, at least fashion-wise
>tfw you have to kiss people hello and goodbye. lol
doesn't happen at all between men, that's more of an Argentinian thing
>tfw homosexuals are violently beaten during Carnival
Being a fag here is actually pretty chill. I found that most people stop having a problem with it when I don't treat it like one. And political incorrectness makes me feel like people aren't forcing themselves out of their thoughts when they talk to me
Also, I get that this is completely different outside of middle-to-high-class non-chad social circles, but even the murder rates of lgbt people aren't that discrepant with the general murder rate
>tfw a social group needs to agree 100% before anything happens
what
>tfw your police force is militarized all year
would be a good thing if the fuckers would only do their job and only that
Don't get me wrong, the country is shit, but these aren't the main reasons.
>>55641679
I visited Salvador, Brazil. It could be nice there, the darker skins ruin it.
>>55639583
>tfw your country hasn't been in any world wars
We gave tactical support in the WWI, and sent a military force in the WWII.
>tfw your country hasn't invaded or opressed any other country
No, only invaded Argentina (twice), Uruguay (twice) and Paraguay (eternally crippled by us).
We did not annexed, it is different.
>tfw not having to be afraid of terrorist attacks
It is, after all, after they occur, we amnesty all terrorists, and depending on our mood, elect them to high government positions.
>>55639583
>tfw this oh-so-great of a country is wasted by the retarded population
>>55640685
Our best President was an actor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pbp0hur9RU
>>55641834
State doesn't allow us and we don't have balls to oppose them
Hue hue hue I repot u
>>55641904
>doesn't happen at all between men, that's more of an Argentinian thing
And I add that you risk getting beaten up if you even try in public, this is only a thing for females.
>>55639583
You have genocided the Native population, so yeah, you've "oppressed" people.
>>55641738
Spot on, my bean friend.
>>55641272
so, trannys are safe? LOL
wtf is dosh? money?
Are you faggots ready for the olympic failure?
>>55641819
>Being a nationalist when fucking Dilma and their red friends in power
It's like you want the Dollar to go 8 reais or something.
>>55641523
>be br cop
>shoot niggers
>receive paycheck
>accidentally shoot soon-to-be-nigger niglet because he was standing like a shit-smeared lamppost in the middle of a fucking firefight
>don't get paycheck, leftists throw a bitch-fit, get fucked and sent to jail instead
?????
>>55641834
because leftists are authoritarian shitheads
they held a referendum on the subject, lost, and still made it impossible to get a gun permit (much lessa carrying permit)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_firearms_and_ammunition_referendum,_2005
more people voted against banning guns than they voted for Lula
>>55639583
Get someone like Pedro II in the government
>>55641889
lol, then why the fuck your country bugged the fuck out of this shit?
NSA have Brazilian farts cataloged on the millisecond, length and texture
>tfw not having to be afraid of terrorist attacks
60k+ muders/year.
164 murders;day.
a Paris shooting happening every single day for a entire year.
pls
>countless stories of brazilians being treated like shit at portuguese and spanish airports just for being brazilians
>there's a whole museum dedicated to the brazilians who participated in WWII
>paraguayan war
>natural resources couldn't be further from endless for those living along the doce river
>50k murders in a single year without terrorism or wars
>OP has no idea how tsunamis work
feels pretty good an chill when you ignore what goes on around you
>>55639583
>Genocide Paraguay
>take a moral high ground while shitposting on an anonymous imageboard for poltically incorrect opinions
>>55639583
>tfw you get rekt by germans
>>55640334
We put a lot of niggers in those lands.
And then we were the ones to start the end of slavery.
>>55642092
Much like the World Cup, it won't be an actual failure. Sure, some shit like the opening ceremony might be sub-par, but it'll be overlooked internationally as we're a third world country "doing our best".
>>55642092
>caring about the olympics
Every project will be half-assed and overpriced, the event will be mediocre at best but people will hype it up anyway. Just like the world cup.
>>55642183
I wish he was still alive. ;-;
>>55642340
Yeah, thanks a lot fuckers
>still believeing on the genocide Marxist bullshit story
most people died from diseases, the territory is extremely muddy, the dictator of Paraguay didn't surrender and send armed children to battle
>>55640323
What ?
Nigga what is BRICS
We are cool with each other
>>55642224
Because we can. We don't trust you borderline communist monkeys.
>>55642431
NEVER EVER, will we get an equally good ruler again. ;_;
>>55642470
Tbqh, i'm proud of that genocide.
Deserved.
WE WUZ EMPERORS AND SHIT
>>55642340
yeah the reason they feel like special snowflakes is because they more nigger than amerindian.
Test
>>55639583
>tfw I left the Brazilian shithole
>tfw I realize France is even bigger shithole
>tfw I'm missing the homeland
>>55642471
BRCS sounds neater
Less poo
>>55642340
Geez, you're the best dad.
At least our independence made you a shit irrelevant country.
Is south america finally first world ?
>>55642542
HA, so afterall you care senpai ,You lost, you think about us, kiss on the cheek
>>55642289
Feels good man. Chile outplayed us, they deserved the spot more.
Our team sucked hard and still sucks to this day.
Neymar é um blefe.
>>55642546
Why the republic happened? ;-;
>>55642088
Depends if its a tranny or a man using a wigg. Yes dosh =money.
>>55639583
>tfw your country hasn't been in any world wars
Stupid moonkeys,we were on both world wars
>tfw your country hasn't invaded or opressed any other country
WE KILLED ALMOST ALL MAN PARAGUAIN MAN POPULATION ON THE PARAGUAIAN WAR YOU STUPID MONKEY,WE LITERALLY OBLITERATED THEM.
>tfw you NEVER have to fear tsunamis or earthquakes
There were and earthquacke near my city last year,very small but still an earthquacke
We were one of the greatest nations on the planet when we were an Empire,a monarchy.But the fucking republicans took the power by force and our good Emperor decided to do nothing to avoid a civil war,still 10.000 people died fighting against the republicans.
Well well
I couldn't agree more.
>>55639841
Kek 50.000 muricans come to live in Brazil every year,I guess we need to build wall for airplanes
>>55642704
We don't consciously think about you Brazil. You get lumped into all the shit that is south of the US border. Mexico is better than you for fucks sake.
We use computers to spy and record your HUEHUEHEUEHUEs. We don't really actively do it or really care since we know that for the most part you guys just don't do shit except fuck up your own country or some other shitty SA country.
What was the deal with that super rich guy who claimed he was gonna surpass Gates and Slim?
Did he banish after his chimp-faced wannabenordic son ran over a peasant?
How are you preparing for the TPP- Mercosul Latin American/ Global split and the fact it will only turn Brazil further away from neo-liberalism?
>>55643020
Amo essa foto
>>55642426
O jeitinho brasileiro always finds its way.
One day we will be great again.
I wouldn't even step foot in Brazil. Half of the rekt videos come from you niggers nigging it up then getting shot by police. Looks very 3rd world shit hole, no thanks.
>>55643086
Basically all his business failed, even after he got a bunch of money from the government.
>>55643132
Classic one huh
>>55642890
Brazil, like many countries South of the US border could have had good republic government. But they fucked it up and squandered it because of socialist/marxists influences, and corruption.
Literally, all you had to do was just copy and follow what we did with our Constitution. But you couldn't even do that.
Colombia did a better job than you guys, but they too eventually gave into populism and socialism.
>>55640155
>mfw more dead people here than on syria iraq and Afghanistan
>still not considered a war
>>55642654
kill yourself
>>55642431
dat brazilwood camp tho
>>55643053
>Mexico is better than you for fucks sake
I bet OP is a leftist. Brazil IS going downhill, FAST.
>Fucking liberal fest promoting MUH MULTICULTURALISM, while destroying the whole fucking country
>Government is fucking everyone 24/7
>Unemployment, taxes, crime rates HIGH AS FUCK
>Public univesities (the only thing brazil had that actually was good) now is infested with lgbt/black movement/liberal parasites.
>Education in general - NON EXISTANT
>Everyone (except from us) sees brazil as a joke, constantly referred as monkeys, lgbt paradise
Yeah, that's a good country to live in
>>55639583
>chill with every other country in the world
yeah, riiiiiight
>tfw your country hasn't been in any world wars
any history book will tell you that's bullshit
>tfw your country hasn't invaded or opressed any other country
We did it to Paraguay together with Uruguay
>tfw your country has endless natural resources
Don't make me laugh
>tfw not having to be afraid of terrorist attacks
What was BOPE for then?
>tfw you NEVER have to fear tsunamis or earthquakes
There isn't even a month since a whole town was buried by tons of toxic waste and mud
If you stand for this, you're half the reason we're in a democratic shit-hole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK8i7xWsgoE
>>55643398
Mudslimes just suck at war in general, we have mastered murder.
MS here
LETS MAKE BRAZIL GREAT AGAIN
B U I L D
U
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W A L L
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>>55643450
>Tell you to build wall
>M-Mexico is better
Mexico.
I think America is trying to say that they love you guys.
They are just shy. Penetrate that wall, Mexico!
>>55642682
it's gonna take a while bud
>>55639583
What? Pretty much everyone thinks Brazilians are lower than Mexican tier.
>>55643536
You can't say shit
Argentinian master faggot
>>55642183
Omg,how I wish he was here.
>>55640783
It's like the US really, you have crazy christians on one side, and crazy SJW's on the other
>>55642340
Thanks a lot you fuckers, if only the dutchkeks colonized us instead...
I love to monkeys talking about Paraguay without even knowing the reason the war started...
>>55640413
>>55641455
brazil is gonna be keked by the USA eventually... just like you keked our goverment
>>55643645
absolutely disgusting
>>55641815
>be brazilian
>turn TV on
Don't do that, please, just don't.
>>55641031
They pretty much do. From what I read of Dredd only Dredd himself is that awesome, the rest is pretty much corrupt or incompetent. Also, democracy storyline hits too close to home:
>protesters tell everyone to not use violence
>day earlier the judges fuck up the protest leaders
>during the protest a bunch of infiltrated judges disguised as protesters start fucking shit up, giving a reason for the judges to use violence
>public opinion of the protesters is negative after the fact, the government stays the same, nothing happens
I had to check the date on the comic, really.
>>55643569
what the fuck is wrong with you assholes.
you guys need to be invaded/raped by a white country just to push the reset button.
>>55643227
But not soon enough
>>55643333
Nonsense. It is a beautiful country. They are first world and white, honestly. Go to the olympics!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C8ctqr-wAs
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c09_1326317448
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=572_1424548638
>>55643645
I agree, let's isolate the south and give it to Argentina since those fuckers are the reason we have so many shitty politicians.
Maybe they'll feel even more "european" if we also send some mudniggers to mix it up.
Great day to remember that I live in a third-world country that nobody cares and have no enough influence to receive terrorists attacks.
>>55643536
We think you're cool argentina
I'll be going to ushuaia and patagonia this winter holiday and I expect to have a great time
Hope you learn to fix your grudge tho
>>55643053
You think about us unconsciously, america-chan, accept that you love and care about us
Brazil should be a superpower.
They have big landmass with tonnes of resources
Large population.
Tropical type countries are just too disorganized to take advantage of all the assets they have. I think the heat sucks the ambition out of people or something.
>>55643796
please explain.
I don't understand your tribal politics.
>>55643870
>They are first world and white, honestly.
Literally nobody say this, though.
>>55643696
I can say all the shit i want bruh because i'm not some delusional faggot like OP
>tfw this Hue doesn`t know shit about our history
>>55643646
murricans are pretty kawaii
>>55643793
Are you retarded? We are allies with USA.Stay mad Paco
>>55643904
>Renan Calheiros
>Fernando Collor
>José Sarney
>Lula
where were those bastards born?
>>55644090
Pretty much our political class live like fucking Sultans so all that landmass and resouces go straight to the part of the population that only exists to govern the country.
The Brazilian system exists only to perpetuate itself.
>>55644109
last elections, red is communism
>>55643645
funny how every single female leader fucked their country or in the case of merkel, a the fucking europe, beyond redemption
women can't even drive a fucking car, how the fuck do people let them drive a goddamn country?
>>55643536
I don't think BOPE is targeted specifically at terrorist action bud, just a special group. Also, the mud isn't toxic.
>>55643904
>isolate the south and give it to Argentina
The south needs independence not to be an Argentinian state
>>55644217
how do i go to brazil and become patrician status?
will being white do this?
>>55639583
>YFW you have tons of gun violence in Rio and other shitholes because you can't handle shit, even without having immigrants muslims
>>55644109
Leftist shitheads who proceeded to keep expanding the governement to the point everything kinda broke got ellected by 1% difference coming from the gibsmedats states.
>>55644090
Heat cooks our brains and makes us lazy and dumb
>>55643904
>since those fuckers are the reason we have so many shitty politicians.
are you serious?
niggas from the northeast always controlled congress since 1980s
>>55639583
>tfw you live in a favela
gg no re
>>55644109
With the exception of that weird pointy-blob-state every single red state there is generally than the blue ones. Also, they're the ones getting more fucked over by the current administration.
Unsurprisingly, red is populist/bolivarianist shit.
>>55643354
Retard, because of your stupid republic we abandoned our monarchy, everything after that was a downhill.
Thanks a lot, bitch.
>>55644090
Keeping in mind they are, like, the only South American country that has managed to keep the CIA out of their politics...that is kind of a huge step forwards for Latin American countries...
>>55643450
That doesn't mean I want you coming over my wall. Stay on your side, and use the gate when you want to come in. If I see you climbing over it you are dead.
Also, get your shit together and stop letting all the shit south of your border funnel up into my country. These South Americans are fucking terrible.
>>55644132
Lol
>>55644328
>be white
>have money
>go to a decent city
>>55644185
Canada and Mexico are the only friends murrica needs on our side of the map.
>>55644310
Vamos anexar a argentina e a cisplatina no nosso imperio, anon ;^)
>>55644328
The public powers literally hate white people
>>55644408
>be american
>get shot
gg no re
>>55644328
be friend of a politician or get fucked in the ass
>>55644328
Split odds. You'll either make it or get mugged and killed in the streets.
>>55639583
>mfw when Germany raped you, no lube in world sportkmg event that you hosted
>>55644554
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>>55644111
Except you guys when you want to be part of the 1st world club.
>>55644488
You're the one slacking, senpai.
http://www.businessinsider.com/mexico-now-deports-more-central-americans-than-the-us-2015-6
>>55644208
>Médici
>Geisel
>Costa e Silva
Where were these commie removers born? :^)
>>55644328
all others are false. Just be rich
>>55644147
Most don't.
>brazilian education
>>55644109
You see, the red part of the map voted for Dilma and the blue part for Aécio, so far so good. The interesting part is that the red part is also the part where most social assistencialism focus on, they are the poor parts that "take" the money and spend on poor people, think of them like a welfare line niggers. The blue part on the other hand produces the most of Brazil's income, better education and such things.
The funny thing is that where Aécio should've won, the state that's 52% marked, was "suprisely" taken by Dilma, because that is where the worst "poverty belt" of the country lies...
>>55639583
>be Brazil
>spend all my money on a soccer arena and assume I'm gonna win because soccer and crossing borders is all we're good at
>get BTFO'd by Aryans
>cry
>come to /pol/
>try to salvage pride
>fail
>>55643728
You'd still have a country ruled by brazilians. Come on, you're almost a 200 year old boy now, take some responsability.
>>55639583
Brazil
>Anything other than a nigger den
hue
>endless natural resources
Give it another ten years anon. Pic related.
The only thing separating the word "Brazilian" from "total embarrassment" was soccer, and oh my god, wow. I'm so sorry.
>>55644470
Not really, our military dictatorship in the 60s got a little push from the US to keep us from going commie
>>55644692
And bomb the rest
>>55644692
How about we make YOU guys build it?
>>55644789
B-but father!!
>>55644565
>be american
>7 terrorist attacks all over the country
>7 people die, they're all terrorists
>be Brazilian
>the only people with guns are drug lords
>they don't give a fuck
>mudslimes implement sharia law
>get raped and beheaded
gg no re
>>55644309
My bad, you're right, the mud wasn't toxic, But still.
You saw what drug dealers did to Mexico and Colombia, that's pretty much terrorism.
>>55643696
We can say whatever we want BR.
Even fucking Sri Lanka is ahead of you on the Human Development Index.
>>55644328
Have a lot of money,shit here is expensive (now is fucking cheap for you because the dollar is 4,20 reais but the normal is 2,00)
>>55644338
Niggers gonna nog,all of them are grandsons of slaves that when got free didn1t have money to buy a house and mounted improvised houses away from the city
>>55644338
DIY culture at it best.
>>55639841
there are more americans here, than brazilians in the US
>>55639583
Most of these are lies, but
>tfw Brazilian women
HHHHNNNNNGGGGGGG
>>55644565
>Be Brazilian
>Wander too close to Favela
>Get shot
Or, for shorthand like you posted
>Be Brazilian
>Get shot
Have fun deciding what to do with all those cardboard shacks! Bulldozing would be the easy thing, but if you even look like you're about to commit humanitarian crimes, the SJW squad will whine so much someone will have to do something about it. Good luck!
>>55644853
>to keep us from going commie
T-that really worked.
>>55639583
>>55644881
Kek how are you going to do this? Don't forget we are a much bigger and powerful country than you
>>55644990
I think we wouldn't tolerate mudslimes
>>55643645
>tfw Rio
Sorry, guys. I did my part.
>>55644109
red is bernie sanders
blue is bill clinton
>>55644652
lol why do I have to be killed AND mugged? why don't you cat feces brained fucks just mug me and call it a day?
is it because i'm white!!??
#brazilianprivilege
>>55644692
SO BUILD THAT WALL
AND BUILD IT STRONG CUZ
WE'LL BE THERE
BEFORE
TOO
LONG
>>55643870
What a fucking shithole.
Anywhere that it's normal to see gun fights on TV as light entertainment and people shot in the street in the middle of the fucking day is clearly absolute trash.
>>55644990
We don't have mudslimes here at least
We have a clear roadmap of what beeds to be done to fix brazil, in america it's a huge mess to define what needs to be done
>>55645012
Post yfw the state of São Paulo have a bigger Gdp than the whole argentina
>>55644185
paco is mexican you useless mongoloid nigger learn to segregate... and the USA just wants your resources in the meantime before you become their colony and/or obliterate you... have fun at regretting taking our lands
>>55640789
>>55641455
>hate portugal for jewing you
>jew everyone else like your father before you
I am so so proud of you my son
>>55644185
> Wikileaks website says it has evidence that a number of senior Brazilian government officials were routinely spied on by the National Security Agency in the United States.
>we aren't in the TPP, TiSA or TTIP, meaning we were bundled with fucking China (we can’t let countries like China write the rules of the global economy)
things haven't been that great lately
>tfw closest neighbour is US
>>55643904
Most of our worse politicians were all right wing faggots, dont talk shit if you dont even know our history you frogfucker
>>55640155
>>tfw homosexuals are violently beaten during Carnival
Why is this bad?
>>55639583
I propose that Trump should build a wall around Brazil to keep the Brazilians In.
>>55645150
>tfw voting for glorious Bolsonaro in 2018
>tfw imagining all the liberal tiers when, fair enough, he loses, but gets double digit percentage
MAKE BRAZIL GREAT
>>55645222
>>55645222
>>55645012
Please, everybody knows that shit is rigged.
I mean, come on, just look at Venezuela and Cuba.
>>55645012
Like I care
Your country is meaningless, and you must be thrilled that the same shit that happened to your shit farm that you called country is happening now to us
Go back to your shitty blood sausage and stick up your ass
>>55645076
Now it's their scapegoat and military are discredited.
>>55645269
LOL stay mad guay bitch
>>55645150
Dude, I really expected to RS to go red, but fucking Rio? Are you fucking kidding me?
>>55645222
TRIPS CONFIRMAM
>>55645222
>>55645523
These quads?
>>55645269
Paco is a name from spain you stupid shitskin,and Paraguay was colonized by Spain
>>55643645
>tfw DF
Kill me
>>55645150
It kind of worked itself out in the end. If Aécio had won the economy would still have gone to shit but now Dilma and Lula would be blaming him for it. "We were in charge of the country, everything was fine, Aécio got in, country went to shit", can you imagine it? PT would be in power forever starting at the next election.
>>55639583
>tfw 1-1
>>55644488
95% of illegals in the USA are from Central America and Mexico. Stop lumping South America into the mix.
>>55645222
Nice try, but it doesn't according to Wikipedia. Also, you have 5 times our population since your niggers can't stop shitting babies.
>>55643645
>State voted ridiciulously high for Dilma
GET ME OFF THIS WILD RIDE
>>55645359
>build a wall around Brazil to keep the Brazilians In.
>there are more americans in brazil than the other way around
>>55645480
Yeah. Pretty much the best thing to ever happen to our left was the military dictatorship.
>>55645504
B-but we even elected le austerity man as governor. ;_;
>tfw want to feel proud of Brazil
>everyone just shits on them
Whatever. I'm sure they will sort it out with time and eventually become a great country.
>>55640155
>homosexuals are violently beaten during Carnival
Seriously? I always saw Brazil as an extremely gay-friendly place.
>>55645666
>sandniggers
You mean arabs? Are you insane? I live in Brasilia and as far as I remember I've never seen an arab,ever.
>>55643645
>mfw rio
>mfw everyone in my university voted for her
send help
>>55645269
If we get fucked you get fucked.
Don't forget you're still our bitch. :3
More than you already are HUE
>>55645666
>MG
>goias
>df
>tocantins
>sandniggers
Mano tu é retardado
>>55645180
I have no idea either. Niggers just want to show off with their guns. They will get your stuff and shoot you. Stupid motherfuckers, who are they going to easily steal from once there's only armed niggers around?
>>55645222
yea no shit, there are 200 millions of you jungle niggers
>>55643645
>Acre - 64% Aécio
What the fuck is the deal with Acre?
>>55645666
>what is muh economy?
>what is soy?
Brazil would be greater if it ran on communists from SP. Fortunately, it runs on agriculture instead, and it runs good.
Enjoy being a faggot
