>be French get shot
>be American get shot
>be swede get raped
>be british get raped by pakis
>be german get keked
What a great day to be Australian
>>55636421
I am romanian, they purposely avoid this country because is poor and shows no threat... actually living more than decent here. Life is good.
wasn't there an isis shooting situation earlier this year?
>>55636421
Be careful around those stringrays, Fritzl.
>>55636617
wasn't isis. only 2 died.
>>55636556
kek
if you build paradise, they will come to tear it down. it's not a matter of it, just when.
>>55636556
they tried to attack Bucharest, but Gypsies stole all their gear while waiting in line for Kebab.
>>55636421
> be australian
> $60 for milk
I'll pass.
>>55636421
you forgot
>be Australian get killed by wild animals
>be Australian
>get eaten by Crocodile
>get stung by stingray
>get eaten by bull sharks
>get eaten by great white shark
>get bit by wolf spider.
>get kicked by kangaroo
>be australia
>nip down to the shops for a chocolate globbernaut
>get right noggered by boat people
>crickey
>>55637016
I think that could be a real life scenario, gypsies here steal everything, if we get nice things like solar panels for lightning in parks the next week after they've been set up you can only see the cables...
>>55636421
I'll continue.
>be Belgian
>get taxed
>>55636421
>we have a closet leftist as our conservative party PM
i think we all know russia is the only non-kek nation left senpai
>be australian
>successful (you)
its so hard to get those theyre like gold to me and i am really jealous you guys get them so easy
I can literally write word for word the same thing as you and no one would reply to me
do you have a tutorial site or something?
here have some gold
>>55636421
>>55636421
>>55636421
>>55636421
>>55636421
>>55637081
>drinking non-human milk
>drinking milk past childhood
top kek
>australia
>literally cant show an abortion clinic in a video game about cartoon children
i'll risk getting shot
>>55636421
>Be Aussie.
>Get eaten by spiders.
>>55636421
>Be Australian
>walk outside
>emu war
>>55637081
>be American
>waddle down to the local shop to buy milk
>finds milk, bring it up to counter
>"that'll be 3 dollars sir"
>hands the cashier the money
>leaves the store
>get shot
>god bless america
>>55636421
This.
Fuck everyone who doesn't consider this the greatest country on earth.
>>55637900
I walked to the convenience store a couple hours ago. I didn't get shot.
Live in white town.
>>55636421
Is it fuck, my Ducati got caught in the rain this morning.
>>55637900
You forgot to tip.
>>55636421
>be australian
>get bitten by a giant spider
How's the job market is Australia?
Can I emigrate there as an uneducated white trash fuck and hope to make a decent life?
>>55638133
Except the part where we send College educated refugees, fleeing wars we started, to be tortured and raped on a hellhole, at the cost of $500,000 to the taxpayer
When community refugee processing only cost $40k, and 93% (Even during the howard years) are genuine refugees
>>55637276
>crickey
>being this fucking illiterate
>>55638133
Are white people welcomed in Aus? Or does everyone get the "fuck off we're full" treatment, regardless of color?
>>55638311
Become a tradesman and you'll be fine, white collar is completely fucked.
>>55636421
This is how I'll always imagine Australian posters
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xc0CB6URrV0
I'm scared guys what do? It's actually fucking happening over there and they say London, Rome, and Washington are next
>be australian
>get shot
>police cover it up so as not to undermine nanny state's anti-gun propaganda
>people find out anyway
>>55637541
Damn I love being huwhyte.
>>55637900
You forgot the applause.
>>55638398
>shit skin crying on a Mongolian BBQ meat board
Get out of my country faggot.
>>55638490
No my friend, if you're white you'll be welcomed here.
I'm starting a charity to send feminist and minority studies scholars missionaries to Aborigines communities in Australia. They have remained ukucked for too long.
>>55638133
is australia actually the best country? Doesn't your country spawn the Damo and Darren's supported by Centrelink?
I'm more than willing to be proven otherwise btw
>>55638766
I'm whiter than you cunt, fight me
>>55638766
fuck i remember that cunt
whats his name?
>>55638566
>tfw one mass shooting since gun laws were brought in ~20 years ago
Feels good man
>be Australian get shot by a fat old ISIS wannabe
>>55636421
>be mexican get taco
>>55638909
fat neet pls go
>Be Australian
>Dingo eats baby
>>55638909
Fuck look at your fat fingers. Lay off the pies for a while mate
>>55638957
m8 mass shootings are worth it to have guns
>>55636421
At least I can shoot back, Aussiekek.
>>55638566
>Be Australian
>Get shot
>Anti-gun Propaganda
Sorry i'm not following
>>55639144
HATE EMUS
>be australian
>hmm I think I would like some chocolate
>actually, I'll get shot instead
>>55639096
>fat fingers
It's muscle from shitposting 24/7, m8
>>55638398
Get out of this country monkey
>Be Australian
>free money for going to uni (also, for free until you get a good enough job)
>skip classes and work cash in hand instead
>make $60k a year
>go out in sydney bashing tranny's for fun
>be Australian
>get fucked in the butthole by snakes
>>55637560
>America
>Literally can't show abortion clinics irl
>>55638895
Stay out of the major cities and you won't encounter any of these centre link trash you're worrying about, pick a nice outback town and find yourself a nice big block of land and you'll be cheering m8
>>55638909
>crying about Australia when we're better than the rest
Not cool m8, I'd glass ya for that.
>>55638943
Huey's cooking adventures m80, top show
>tfw North Philly
>>55638909
Are you irish?
![PhotoZoom-Pro-6ScreenSnapz018[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ebkvlYS.png "PhotoZoom-Pro-6ScreenSnapz018[1].png")
>>55636421
>>be swede get raped
Or beheaded. Can't forget about the crimes too racist to report.
>>55636556
>>55636421
>Be Australian
>Shitpost
I am jealous to be desu.
>>55639461
> someone comes up to you
> shoot him
it's a good feel
>>55636421
consider it getting even as a result of having descending from the worst of the British peoples, A.K.A. the Irish
>>55639357
This guy gets it, well done lad
>>55639015
>be mexican get beheaded
>be australian
>get shot
>>55636421
>be american
>be able to shoot back
checkmate
>Be Australian
>be surrounded by bullshit PC muh multiculturalism faggots
>they're fine with immigrant as long as their neighbours aren't sandniggers
>>55637541
Drinking milk is literally a White thing.
Advance Australia Fait cunts
God it feels good to be a white Australian
>>55636421
>Be Australian
>Literally have no freedoms and live in a socialist shithole where it's hot, muggy, the wild life hates you (including spiders, scorpions, and Abos) and keked when it comes to guns
Yeah, no fucking thanks, shitposter
>>55639461
>tfw West Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days....
>>55636421
>be Australian
>get skin cancer
>>55639622
mfw the pic of guns is that of a /k/ regular. I wonder if he got credit...
>>55639544
Weren't Americans the ones descended from Irish and Aussies from Scots?
>>55639428
>Be Australian
>Move to nice outback town
>Watch the whole place burn to the ground in December
>>55637900
>live in white town
>pay reasonable prices for everything, enjoy freedums
>don't get shot
>ever
>>55637276
you tried
>be Australian
>get enslaved by Emus
>it's ok to torture kids because they're not white
-/pol/
baka desu senpai
>>55636421
>be autralian
>eat fairy bread
>go take a dump
>get bitten by spoidah in the toilet
>>55639684
>Australian
>White
Pick one.
>>55636421
>Be Australian
>Get killed by snakes, bugs, koalas, dingo, abos, and flightless birds
>>55636421
Nobody wants to live in Australia you dingo.
>>55636421
that would be because nobody cares about australia.
>>55637588
>>emu war
Every fucking time.
>>55636421
>be brazilian and gets the visa auto-denied in any worthwhile place in the world
>>55640009
I haven't seen a black person in almost a year
You live in black paradise lmao
>>55639479
Still better than living with dune baboons and tuskan raiders.
>>55637276
I laffed
Have you impregnated your government appointed wife yet, OP?
>>55639652
which being Swedish most of you are unfamiliar with
>be australian
>suddenly spiders!
>>55637351
There's probably some shitty third world countries out there that immigrants won't go to because it's too shitty
[spoiler]Like this one I'm in right now
>>55636421
>be Canadian
>everything turned out better than expected
Feels fucking good being isolated on an island. Sucks for people in europe.
Good on you Aussie. If I was somewhere like Iceland or Australia I'd be laughing at people getting what they deserve as well.
>>55636421
˙ǝissnɐ n ǝʌol ˙ɯɐɟ ɥqʇ sʇsodʇiɥs ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ /lod/ uo ǝɯoɔ i
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlI6Q0aXzLE
it's like putting two rabid hamsters in a cage
>>55638909
fattie
LOL
>>55636421
thank god the australians are here to keep it real
I heard Australia is like if southern California were an entire country. Is this true?
I don't want to live there if it's true
>>55636617
It was some crazy guy and the cops killed as many civilians as he did.
Fucken cops.
>be Australian
>have an ozone hole
>>55636421
at leat i'm not a dingo fucker
>>55636421
>be Italian
>get bored by politics and go watch a football match
We are not bad off.
>>55637217
>be Kiwi
>like Aus but nothing can kill you
>>55636421
Keks had by this Southerner, you Australian crock wrestlin, koala molesting, bug fucker
>>55636421
>>55636421
R A I S E Y O U R W H I T E F L A G S
A
I
S
E
Y
O
U
R
W
H
I
T
E
F
L
A
G
S
>>55640268
> immigration interview:
> can you draw anime porn? No? visa denied
>>55639869
>moving into prime bushfire region
Your fault m8
>>55640489
>Be Kiwi
>Like Aus but nothing can entertain you
Fixed that for ya.
>>55637541
Gook detected. Hows the weather in vancouver at the moment Wei Ching?
>>55639974
>be Indian
>step in human shit on the streets
>Live in the third world
>no international wars in over 130 years
>less terrorism than most western countries
>less murder rate than USA
>over 100m death in Europe + USA in 2 World wars
>HURR DURR SOUTHAMERICA IS UNCIVILIZED
ahahahahahahaha suck it up faggots.
>>55640631
DELETE THIS
>>55639974
>Be rajeev
>Shit on the street
>>55640631
god damn it
>>55640301
>Be Canadian
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>>55640631
>>55640631
You faggot. Although with the cryo shit it was expected that the baby would be an adult when you got out.
>>55640827
My sides
>>55640452
>have an ozone hole
It's closing my friend.
Fuck, Australia's bloody great.
>>55641270
>Fuck, Australia
>>55640939
>Be Canadian..
>go into U.S. to steal fast food packets of Maple syrup. Kek, Americans. Amirite?
#hustle hawd
>>55638943
Absolute aussie legend
Huey the famous tv cook
>>55638195
>He actually tips when he goes to resteraunts
Lmao
>>55638398
>Except the part where we send College educated refugees,
Come on mate, an australian high school student probably knows more than some mudslime who graduated from syria's top university.
>>55638943
>fuck i remember that cunt
we all do mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU
>>55640575
>>55640827
>oh but you pay $100 USD for Fallout 4
fucking rekt kil urself senpai
>>55639622
>outright ban
Its still pretty easy to get a gun here m8, we just don't let retards and autists with serious psychological illnesses get them.
![daily-morning-awesomeness-94[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jBKyKkx.jpg "daily-morning-awesomeness-94[1].jpg")
>be American
>own any firearm I want
>savor the tears of libtards, yuropoors and aussiefags.
>>55641719
>pay
hahahhahahahhaha
>>55641748
How does your police force remain armed then?
>>55640462
My history teacher showed a video of your parliament having a fist fight and Berlusconi getting his face punched. Didn't seem far fetched because Et tu, Brute. But if it's tame because you said so I believe you.
>>55636421
Australia is alright.
>>55636421
o hai ur shoez r comfy im goin2 taek a nap :3
>>55637541
>Rationalizing lactose intolerance this hard
>>55640827
fucking lol
>>55639642
>be American
>be morbidly obese
>sprain ankle trying to waddle up a staircase
>go to hospital for resulting cardiac arrest
>go bankrupt because no "muh insurance", and even then, insurance companies are comprised of the most sociopathic jews that look for any excuse to weasel out of granting coverage
>at least I can get a gun no hassle to blow my brains out
>>55636421
>be australian
>get killed by unidentified monster
What a great day to be costa rican :^)
>>55636421
>Be Australian
>Be a mentally retarded, inbred descendent of a british rapist who spent his entire life doing manual labor and whose other baby got eaten by a dingo
>>55636421
>be Australian, live in Australia
Now that is a fate I wouldn't want to have.
>>55638552
Who cares we're safe here. All we have to worry about are fucking gooks taking over.
>>55641827
Unlike your trigger happy coppers ours are mostly sickunts
>pic related
>>55641780
>Be american
>own any firearm I want
>anyone can own any firearm they want as well
>can't watch a movie without getting shot at with 5.56
>>55642281
mmmm
can't argue with this one
you win today, Australia
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get cancer due to no ozone layer
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>see ad sign on the dirt path
>can't tell what it says because artefacts
>continue on your way
>get to the shitposting plant
>lag back to abos
>be forced to buy them vidya for only $1499.99
>finally get to shitposting plant, get lung cancer due to pollution
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)Z
>go home
>get shot in the leg by Muhammad the Pinoy
>wait two years in the emergency room
>lose the leg
>get out
>get stung by a platypus
>lag back into the emergency room
>have to wait another 2 years
>lose another leg
>get out
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
>>55636421
>be Australian
>shitpost
>>55637016
>>55636421
Or To be swiss
>>55636421
You're going to have to step outside sooner or later you cheeky cunt
>>55642478
9/10
>>55642281
Our police only shoot wild animals.
>be american
>play system like a pro
>be in hospital 4 times in last year
>countless dr appointments
>major procedures
>paid under 500 bucks
>buy guns
literally my last 4 months
>>55637648
laffed harder than i shouldve
>>55638398
LEAVE.
You are no longer Australian, your citizenship has been revoked.
>>55642478
noice
>>55642478
10/10
>>55640000
The fuck you saying about fairy bread!
> be a Finn
> get raped in Helsinki
I'm glad I'm not a Helsinki bro :)
t. Oulu bro
>>55642478
I don't know where the shit internet stereotype comes from I'm on 5MB/s peak fibre optic and it costs no more than ADSL 2 and I'm not even in one of the huge population centres.
I think Muhammad (pbuh) is the greatest human who ever lived.
>>55639652
I can drink milk and I'm half white/half asian
guess it's a dominant trait?
>>55642478
It's eerie how close this is to real life
>>55642904
Other cuntries just don't understand fairy bread. Shame tee bee aych eff ay am
>>55639544
>USA
>Slag off teh Oirish
Feck off you're not a real American.
>>55636820
>wasnt islamic state
>had hostages hold up islamic state flag
>>55642723
>>55642940
>Oulu
>get sliced with an axe by a nigger
>>55642991
From Melbourne of course.
>TFW Victorians are given rights like normal people, even though they aren't normal people.
>>55638398
Have a cry faggot.
>>55642478
this whole paris thing is really hitting you hard?
...
>get shot in the leg by Muhammad the Pinoy
keked hard
>>55638398
hello mellbourne
>>55643185
Two sliced by a random nigger (in a shabby district of the city) vs. hundreds of people blown up (in the centre of a major city)? I'll choose the first one.
>>55638909
>that shitskin curry hair and skintone
>those moles
>even his fingers are fat
>i can smell the fucking garlic and falafel just WAFTING off that pic
You fucking subhuman filth.
Reminder: Melbourne thinks it's 'The Paris of the South'
>>55636421
You guys need any welders?
I'm coming over next year if you do.
>>55637541
What should I drink instead of milk senpai?
>>55638909
Absolutely disgusting.
>>55640575
Is there any difference between an Appalachian and an Australian? Australia relates to the Anglosphere the way the American South relates to the North, doesn't it?
>>55643129
It wasnt an Islamic State flag you shitcunt. The stupid faggot who did it wanted an ISIS flag as one of his demands because he was too much of a failure to get one himself beforehand.
>>55640999
Stationed there or gook?
>>55637521
Gotta believe in the heart of the bantz.
>>55643709
There is something seriously wrong with Victorians, they must be too close to Tasmania.
>>55636421
>be Australian
>get eaten by an Emy
>get raped by a stingray
>get bit by a spider
>get OHKO'd by a kangaroo
>get balls chewed off by a koala bear
>die from second hand fumes from an abbo
I dunno m8, I'll risk the gun-toting toddlers over here.
>>55640631
God damnit
>>55643709
The fuck you on about mate.
>>55641680
>>55636421
>be Australian
>go to war with indigenous birds
>lose
>>55636421
>be american
>be shot by some wannabe gangster nigger and probably survive because his aim is shit
>be european
>be massacred in the hundreds by muslim hordes and force the government into martial law
simply epic
>>55637016
Can confirm
>>55637347
Can confirm this shit as well
>>55636421
Mate, not today.
>>55637351
Why are you talking shit about Malcolm "Bull prepper" Turbull. Is it because of his Jewish heritage?
>be german
>try joke
>experience pain
>tfw they haven't attacked asia
>>55638398
jesus christ i felt this kekery across the pacific
DON'T DO THIS ANON
NOT TODAY
PLS
>>55642478
>>55636556
>Tfw went to Romania and the train ride from were I was staying in Romania back to the border took longer than the whole trip back to my country
'CENTRAL Europe'
>>55636421
>be australian get eaten alive by spiders
>>55642478
>>get stopped by abos
>>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
kekk
>>55636421
>be spanish get peace for 10+ years
>>55637351
>russia is the only non-kek nation left
LOL
>be australian
>get keked by birds
pic related
>>55647376
>Dignity
Every time
>>55636421
Being an Austrailian sounds like suffering. I mean you don't allow this to be on your computers.
>>55647191
>be spanish get robbed by a gypsy
>>55647376
>implying round 2 we didn't fuck up those Emu's
Pic related Nuclear test sites in Australia
>>55640827
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
>>55637541
>not being able to drink milk
>having nigger genes
Don't you faggots get milk in bags or some shit?
>>55636421
>Be Australian
>Touch furry duck.
>Die from pain
Nice country faggot.
>>55647376
>Part of The Great Depression
Yeah I'd be greatly depressed too if I had lost a war against fucking birds.
>>55647252
lol you really think more than 34% of russian males have HIV?
>>55647933
>Be American
Oh wait I'm actually a illegal Mexican
>>55639125
Only once we start having to kill mudslimes, which might only be a few years away. Still pissed they are wanting immigrants. We're just an odd case where gun control semi worked for the average citizen, it's not like the crims have just handed them all over. It's that junkies level haven't quite escalated to US levels and gang ghettos are not a thing.
But change is coming on all fronts and I don't like it.
>>55648104
>Be American
>Have job directing illegal Mexican slave labor
>Get free money for doing fucking nothing.
>>55640575
top, top bantz
>>55643951
>wasn't islamic state
>wanted an islamic state flag
>>55648268
Sure but then they out bred you and your country and culture dies.
B-but I made money for one generation even if it costed my entire nation
You know, as crappy as Hueland is, shit's getting so fucking ugly out there, that suddenly this place doesn't look as bad anymore.
>be australian
>have no culture
>forced to live in the same 5 boring cities because the rest of the country is filled with deadly animals and insects
>think being named Shitposting King is a complement
>be australian get rekt by a bird
>>55636421
New Zealand seems better than Aus, fuck it I have family there too. Better start packing my bags
>>55636421
>Go to get some chocolate get shot
>Go for a holiday, get blown up
Not so great desu
>>55648490
Sometimes I miss certain things about the city, shit like being able to get high quality sushi or having decently priced liquor.
That being said, I live in smalltown USA in Maine, population 1200, lobster village, and fucking A, I am glad I am far removed from this black lives matters and other gay shit.
>go to vaccine clinic
>get shot
>>55636421
>Be in Lindt Cafe Sydney get shot...
Fucken wanker m80
>>55640000
HUEGET bruh...
>>55647650
sadly, true.
One thing that amazes me is how there are a few succesful black men (in proper fields, not counting music), but I have never, not once, seen a gypsy get famous by any means other than music
>>55648609
>Be American
>My culture is shitty mass produced pop culture
>Get shot my 9000 niggers and blamed because #Black lives matter
Pay Denbts America
>$16.394 Trillion
>Be white
>In Australia
>Have to decide between skin cancer or low D Vitamin/Serotonin
Fuck Yeah
>>55636421
Shitposting as always. You're next outback boy
>>55648609
>Be Australian
>Be friends with Americans I work with
>Be friends with Chinese I work with
>Be friends with French Canadians I work with
Lifes pretty good in the mining world to be honest.
>>55649801
Friends with Chinese
Fuck off Chink sympathizer China and gooks are our biggest threat right now followed by the Muzzies
>>55639990
>free dome
>>55649421
Well... not all black people are untalented crap as you said, unlike gypsys, who are, literally, useless trash that only live to annoy the rest of the people.
And the worst thing is that they're untouchables.
>>55639974
>be indian
>boos in loos
>>55636421
At least we aren't getting stabbed to death.
>>55639974
he said in the a pool of shit
