Be Australian
>Come home safely late Friday night from drinking and partying
>Wake up at noon
>No bullet holes in body
>Nobody died from a terrorist attack
>2015
Feels good living in a country with effective border control.
>>55627926
if only every country could be surrounded by a 500 mile wide moat
gr8 b8 m8
>>55627926
Didn't a bunch of you sheep shaggers get cornered and btfoed in a cafe earlier this year?
>>55627926
Be Australian
>black out by 10 pm
>tactical munt
>continue drinking
>contract STD from slutty Sheila
>repeat
>>55628088
It's not big enough IMHO FAMILIA
>>55628758
the good life
>>55627926
>be french
>get blown up
>>55628678
Yeh, Australians literally ride with terrorists on the bus
>>55627926
>living on an island not connected to third world shitholes
fucking aussies.......
How many terrorists were there?
>be australian
>go out drinking fosters and partying
>hop on my kangaroo and ride back home
>get home drop my keys on the ground
>go to pick them up
>bit by an ant
>crikey
>die
This must be that famous Australian shitposting I've heard of.
>>55627926
didn't you forget that australia got attacked by muslims and people died just short of a year ago?
Fack u cunt. I hope you did get gangstalked at least.
>>55627926
>Be French
>Allahu Akbars
>Accept that it is my fault
>France
#Illridewithyou
>>55630067
kek the natural progression of these attacks is to forget they ever happened until another one happens again
>>55627926
>>55627926
>be yuropoor
>blows up
>>55627926
>>55627926
Still lost a war to the Nation of Emu.
>>55627926
>be australian
no thx huffing gas is gross desu senpai
>>55627926
Got any sniff ya cunt?
>>55629438
For the spawn of criminals of course it is m8.
>>55627926
Dear upside down prison land,
I, your retarded neighbour to the east, would like to thank you for allowing us to take shelter behind you.
We love all the anti sand nigger stuff that you do. In true Anzac spirit, we'll happily help you remove kebab when you need us.
Sincerely,
All us Kiwifags
ps - sorry about your rugby team.
>>55631033
>lost
right
>Be Australian
>Fuck my tranny gf just to spite muslims
>its 1pm and im munted on a saturday
>Gonna go do some MDMA and talk to cops because FREEDOM
>hopefully won't see any dark skin people
>>55631570
>6 people killing 160
w-what
>>55632162
Unsurprisingly, none of the Frenchmen were armed, nor did they ever try and rush the attackers while they were reloading.
There were only two Muslims inside the theatre.
>Implying Ausfailians didn't get removed by kebab in 1915
We haven't forgotten how you drunken cowards left us in the shit at Gallipoli.
>>55631865
Sorry about your cricket team.
Couldn't care less for gang rape ball.
>>55632437
>left you in the shit
>implying your incompetence could actually put us in the right shit to begin with
We also removed more kebabs than men we lost.
>>55632437
We left YOU in the shit?
That's rich maybe tell us the right beach next time you want some help you dumb sausage
>>55632710
>>55633057
>This is what straya actually believes
I'd be happy with just not having to be mandatorily denuded for a medical emergency.
>>55627926
Who else /comfy/ here?
>>55627926
Is Mark ok?
>>55631930
That would be most amusing but we all know that's Emu propaganda. Why else would your "government" disarm you guys if not for your Emu overlords?
>>55632162
That's a shitty success rate considering none of them fought back. Seriously, if you are such a shit shot that you can only get about 25 people who are not running away and not fighting back then you are a terrible shot.
>be australian
>leave house to attend local didgeridoo festival
>get bitten by 8ft tall spider
>get in one last shitpost on pol
>die
>being this heartless
These are Europeans you're talking about, senpai. If they were Americans I'd understand but come on. baka
>>55633284
its ok my holiday home is in the falklands
>>55634124
Most of these people probably wanted more brown people and they got what they wanted.
I hope I never die like that. Laying face down on the dirty sticky floor of some concert hall for a shit band while some fucking shitskin hadji casually walks around zipping everyone in the back of the head with an unzerod AK sprinkling my corpse with cheap 7.62 wolf steel casings while snackbaring all over a Gopro in slow motion.
So thankful for the constitutional second amendment right to keep and bear arms. ....
>>55633809
>get in one last shitpost on pol
>implying we don't shitpost from hell
i'm mostly unmoved by all this.
when i hear about a huge massacre in the middle east, i don't feel anything. islamic terrorism is just so common and normal there. it's par de course.
i'm getting that way with europe. you have millions and millions of muslims. of course shit is blowing up left and right.
