Here you go. This is the Vatican's initial response.
You folks want Crusade, this is the response from the people who do the Crusading.
The pope is a fraud. What does Benedict say?
>>55623620
What a fucking kek. Just another reminder of how much bullshit Catholicism is at the end of thday.
This is so full of political jargon it almost sickens me.
>>55623620
Fucking kuckold pope! We need to remove them!
>>55623965
He would be rightfully pissed and call for removal
>>55624147
christianity was uncvckt the last time like 200 years ago. let it go.
when the FUCK are they announcing the crusade
why would anyone follow such a weak religious head?
fuck him, the only way he could do any good for Catholicism is if he's killed by a jihadist
How do we get rid of the c u c k pope? Would a protest at the Vatican turn any heads at all? Embracing the faggots was one thing, but failing to protect Christians is unforgivable.
Why are you niggas mad? They are condemning the attack.
>>55624944
>Would a protest at the Vatican turn any heads at all?
No. It takes a huge uproar on a bigger scale.
I can't believe people still want to be christians when the Church is this weak,
>>55623620
>We are shocked
BULL
SHIT
>>55624977
I want him to announce that he wants to fight the Muslim horde.
>>55624944
the pope is the absolute ruler of the Vatican and the incarnation of St. Peter. you cannot just remove a pope, you dickhead.
how are people shocked? literally every world leader has said this.
>>55623620
ABDICATE THE FALSE POPE
MUTE THE HUMAN VERMIN
A real pope would know that when christendom itself is threatened, every christian has a duty to defend it. DEUS VULT
BRING BACK URBAN II
>>55625176
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_murdered_popes
>>55625176
He has proven fallible.
>>55625439
This 2bh
>>55623620
BIG
MUSLIM
COCK
TINY
CATHOLIC
DICK
>>55625462
>the last successful assassination of a pope was over 700 years ago
:^)
>>55624977
They probably want him to get his steed and armor.
>>55623620
Weakness.
Christianity is utterly weak these days. We don't need thoughts and prayers, but fire and rope.
>>55624815
It's because he's a jesuit. Jesuits have always been the bleeding heart liberals of the Church. The jesuit order were supposed to be a militant arm, formed by a soldier. Jesuits are told to never attempt to be pope, yet he did.
>>55623620
cathokeks
>>55625702
he was a good friend
Remember how people wanted Jesus to unite the Jews to kill the Romans?
>>55623620
Bomb the Vatican already
>>55623620
Apostate communist faggot Pope being an Apostate communist faggot again
no surprise
>>55623620
Inquisition when ?
>>55626268
Or even better: kill this fucking Pope and bring Benedict back
>>55623620
>>55623620
Blah blah blah, peace, praying, hatred...
Usually fundie shit. Fuck that robe-wearing faggot.
Hiding this topic.
>>55625793
And it's great he did it!
The last time the RCC threw their weight around they brought down the Eastern Bloc. The Vatican is just being diplomatic. Deus Vulting these days is done behind the scenes. Also if the Pope declared a crusade the result would be tens of thousands of dead Christians and tons of burning churches all over the Middle East the next day. The Holy See has people on the Islam issue.
>conservative first response is "how do we stop this from happening again"
>liberal first response is "how do we stop people from blaming muslims for this"
Why would anyone put liberals in charge of their nation?
>>55625656
Poor little Catholic guy
A true man of God would call for every able bodied Christian man to rise up and slay the Muslim hordes
>>55627152
Just like Christ would do.
>>55625471
>He has proven fallible.
show your work, please site his fallible statements
>mfw protestant kuck doesn't understand papal infallibility
>>55623620
Nostradamus predicted that the Church would be sickened by a disease that would kill it. That disease is POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.
>>55623620
meanwhile you got orthodox patriarchs blessing missiles over in Russia
>>55625367
cadaver synod, when?
>>55627014
They wouldn't call the next crusade unless nukes were used.
>>55627573
Now hold on, Paco, I'm a catholic.
And what this pope is doing is against the doctrine.
>We condemn in the most radical way
Did they think this statement through?
Because I think this means Crusade time tbqfh with you lads.
So we now wait for the message from the Mecca, r-right?
pls be a crusade
all these fedoras and protestants do not understand how the Vatican works
The Vatican has lost its politcal might thanks to ze jews, starting way back during the french revolution
IF the Pope dared to declare a crusade it would be another Shoah, CNN, BBC all news channels all over the world would be condemning it.
>as we counter the spread the homicidal hatred in all of its forms.
>not proofreading
>>55627974
>And what this pope is doing is against the doctrine.
please enlighten me, show me what is against doctrine
>>55628295
And everyone else who's a catholic would be supporting it.
Build the wall.
>in the most radical way
So... Crusade?
>>55628425
Supporting homosexuality.
>>55623620
IS IT TIME OR NOT OLD MAN ?? DEUS VEULT IT OR NO VEULT ??
If a Crusade was actually called and groups started rallying to prepare to invade ISIS would you keks sign up?
Assuming there was an actual real military backbone to it and not just a bunch of autists roleplaying?
They really do need boots on the ground fighting ISIS, none of this strike shit. Go all in and fucking annihilate them.
>>55628408
>implying their first language is English
I'd be glad to chant Deus Vult with all you fellow /pol/acks
>>55623620
>Vatican II
Who cares. Bring back real clerics.
>>55628644
#CRUSADE
Let's get this trending on twitter
>>55623620
>condemn in a most radical way
>requires a decisive, supportive response
I think he is saying we need to start crusading more and he will support it?
>>55629037
No let's not, let's not give the retarded liberals fuel to backlash and just let all this sink into people's heads first.
We were warned ISIS terror attacks would happen because of the appalling way the crisis was handled. The response was cries of "Racist!".
We are already vindicated, we have already won. The libkeks have nothing to say so do not hand them something.
>>55628749
YES. If I die, I am a martyr. If I live, I can carve out a place for myself in the crusader states that will inevitably spring up. Like the American military, it would improve my health, both physical and spiritual, but it would be for a cause and organization worth fighting/dying for.
>>55629448
Other way around, pal.
He supports it and the crusades happen, not vice versa.
>>55623620
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
THIS IS A CHANCE TO UNITE CHRISTIANITY IN THE FINAL CRUSADE
DEUS VULT
>>55628749
Yes, I would 100% support it. I have been training for over a year to fight these fucks. I used to weigh 240, about 30% body fat. I am now 200 with about 18% body fat. I can comfortably run several miles without stopping. I'm in the best shape of my life. While I was always a firearms collector, I have become much more aware of the assembly and maintenance of them. I have built 3 AR15s, and I practice with a variety of my guns about 3 times a week. I have been taking martial arts classes (yes I'm aware these don't really prepare you super well but it's good exercise at least). I am also an Orthodox Christian. I have known my pastor for many years, and the other day when I was talking with him, the subject of ISIS and Islamic extremism came up. I didn't get an exact "yes" from him, but when I hinted at possibly getting Christians together and fighting another Crusade over there, he sort of hinted back that he would give me Christ's blessing
So to recap, for the past year I have:
>Done a huge amount of fitness training
>Hand to hand combat training
>Firearms training
>All but received the blessing of a priest to fight in Christ's name
My body is ready and willing. Deus Vult.
The only thing stopping me from getting on a boat and going over to Syria right now is the fact that there is no significant Christian militia in the area fighting
>>55628908
>implying they shouldn't have fluent English speaking people over there
>implying not their first language means they can't proofread their shit
>Expecting any leader to call for war outright
>Expecting a war to be sparked over a few hundred dead.
They'll get a month of mourning, increased spending on security and reduced immigration before everybody forgets.
>mfw /pol/ reactionaries scream about race wars
>mfw implying any comfy westerner is going out of their way to die in a desert
>>55628749
Yes I would.
I'm willing to die for Christ.
>>55623620
Is that last line telling us we need to band together to push back the muslim horde?
>>55630157
>Orthodox Christian
>Pastor
??????
>>55630157
holy shit christians are literally insane lol
>>55630353
Seeing as how it's in Italy, and the Vatican doesn't have a 24/7 news agency, and this happened well into the night, it was probably a case of "OH SHIT, NEWS. WHO DO WE KNOW WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH? THE SECRETARY? BRING THEM IN HERE, I NEED TO WRITE SOMETHING IN ENGLISH."
It was a pretty quick response, desu, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case.
>>55628749
>missing the only interesting thing our generation will ever see
>>55630980
It takes seconds to read that statement. Are you saying that it'd take too much time to read it over? I found that mistake on my first try.
>>55630157
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you stupid fucking retard
>>55630636
Priest, whatever. I use the two terms interchangeably
>>55630849
>Muslims have waged war with your religion since the beginning of theirs
>they have taken nearly all of our holy lands from Antioch to Constantinople
>Western Civilization has recently begun kissing their asses and letting them get away with genocide and destruction of historical sites
yeah nah fuck you. This is hardly even about my religion at this point. I just want to see ISIS in ruins. And I would very much like to release a video executing Muslims while chanting Deus Vult a la ISIS videos
>>55630849
I'm atheist and I support that fucker, even if you don't have faith you know that muslims are just fucking everything while christian are still mataining a non degenerate culture.
>>55631348
>Good goy! Don't fight back! Islam is the religion of peace!
Somebody has to fight for Christendom. I'm aware your potato crops need constant attention though, so go ahead and stay in your own shitty country
>>55628654
Man, he had nothing to say to that, did he?
>>55623620
>Shocked
I'm so sick of hearing this from people in authority. No reasonable person is "shocked" by this. This isn't the first Muslim terrorist attack ever. This isn't even the first such attack in Paris! This is saddening and infuriating, but it's definitely not SHOCKING. Anyone who claims to be "shocked" by these events just proves they aren't worth listening too because they haven't been paying attention to reality for a good long while.
Jesuits like pope Francis are not even real Christians.
They are literally a foreign cult that took over the Catholic Church.
They should get rid of that heretic before it's too late.
The West is so demoralized that any attempt at a crusade into the Middle East will wither on the vine. We need a crusade in the West first.
>>55631687
Get /pol/ tattooed on your forehead so we know its you in the beheading video
>>55632254
>Obama makes speech about how shootings are no longer shocking in America
>Nobody has the nuts to say it isn't shocking when Muslims kill innocent people.
I mean it hasn't even been confirmed Muslims, yet we know that's literally the only group it can be.
>>55623620
All these leaders and 'important' people always spout the same shit over and over, who has actually done anything about it?
>>55623937
>weakest pope in 500 years
>greatest need of crusade
>>55632738
>hurrrrrr le shitskins are better at war than you!
Muslims are notoriously terrible at war and combat. The only reason they ever get anywhere is by massive overwhelming force. And the fact that they're usually fighting other shitskins, who are also terrible at war. The fucking Russians in Dagestan were only overrun because they RAN OUT OF AMMO to keep killing the mudslimes. And those were barely training conscripts.
I don't care if I die, my life here in the States has gone to shit recently anyways. And your assumption is that I will be taken alive, which I assure you, I will not be.
>>55632797
>it hasn't even been confirmed Muslims, yet we know that's literally the only group it can be.
Even the Muzzies' left-wing allies are already assuming it's them.
>>55624147
It's called Vatican II
>>55630398
R A R E
A
R
E
I can't see anything wrong, what do you guys expect?
>>55633425
N E W
E
W
>>55625176
You can appoint a rival pope.
Frederick Barbarossa did it once and he will do it again when he wakes up.
>>55633248
Look retard, you're not Rambo,
>life gone to shit
>don't care if I die
Those emotions are what will get you killed, if in the highly unlikely event the pope called for the crusades I'd be there doing my part, but don't go thinking you and your band of merry retards are going to be the solution to the world's problems
>>55632254
>I'm so sick of hearing this from people in authority. No reasonable person is "shocked" by this. This isn't the first Muslim terrorist attack ever.
Yes. Dear god, the empty waffling has got to stop at some point.
DO SOMETHING
The only one actively fighting ISIS so far is Putin.
>>55623965
Who cares? He isn't the Pope anymore and lacks Papal Authority.
>>55624450
Pope Pius X was the last good pope.
>>55624977
but not condemning islam.
>>55623965
Pope Benedict is locked away in a room screaming gas the kikes race war now
>>55623620
I take it this footnote was written on the way to an ecumenical interfaith council where their representative will be praying in a Mosque for the "greater good"?
>>55623620
I will be the new pope time to form a catholic army
All men get baptised in the catholic church
Im building a catholic army
Each month i will release a new part of the plan
We need baptised males age 16-40
>>55623620
>which we condemn in the most radical way
sooooo shocking
like, nobody ever predicted this, it was just out of the blue, completely unpredictable
>>55623937
hah, the pope sucks muslim cock, he ain't gonna do shit
>>55625784
Im building a catholic army
I need all white men on pol to get baptised catholic
>>55633248
Get baptised catholic,make your communion
Us catholics are building a army without the pope knowing
>in the most radical way
>>55623620
>as we counter the spread the homicidal hatred in all of it's forms
>as we counter the spread the homicidal hatred
>counter the spread the
>>55630398
yea honestly, western life is still too comfortable. Once it gets even worse, to the point where the refugee is in their house, then their level of comfort begins to crumble.
>>55633248
Get baptised catholic,make your communion
Us catholics are building a army without the pope knowing
>>55633170
I can only imagine how this will go down in the history books
>the Pope that destroyed Christendom
Isn't there stuff in the bible about how the greatest threat to Christianity and Christians is the undermining of the faith from within?
>tfw I'm agnostic and I'd still fight along side righteous crusaders just because at least they're not Muslims or kikes
>>55628130
kek
>>55635831
Underrated Post!
>>55623620
>THIS JUST IN:
VATICAN SAYS LITERALLY NOTHING
>>55623965
Benedict was worse than the current cunt you bluepill, he's had his fingers in every heresy the church has spouted for 50 years.
You know something is wrong with your institution when Hollande, the political head known primarily for his spinelessness, manages a less weasel-wordy response.
>>55628749
Death in battle is a good death. Thats that the Samurai and Vikings told me.
