Why is my country so based?
>tfw when Theresa May will shut down any shitskin uprising before it happens thanks to new surveillance bill
>tfw Tory majority is hacking away at the welfare state so hard lefties are literally frothing at the mouth
>tfw 4chan communicates almost exclusively in the language my forefathers created and subsequently popularized
>tfw wear a top hat and strut around my home counties town yodeling "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" as a blazer-wearing brigade of private school chumps yell in concurrence, "bravo good sir, freedom of speech and all that!"
>tfw our spawn now rule the world and we can sit back and chill out by the Thames sipping at tea and laughing at how pathetic the French are
>tfw British
Hey fellow Bong.
Scottish Hebridean reporting in from Barra.
How do we remove our current kek SNP MP and replace it with a based UKIP MP?
Chyeah, based enough to lose all of your substantial colonies, including one that eventually surpassed you in GDP and population
Churchill was a faggot that aided in the ruin of everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSI5LkRGOKg
>>55602410
I'm afraid only Middle England is based.
Sorry, I should have qualified that the "UK" is not based but, rather, "Middle England", the Thatcher-loving, welfare-hating, hard-working, family-respecting segment outside of London but below Birmingham.
Scotland is beyond cecked.
>>55602666
dem satanic trips
America is gonna fall in stupendous fashion and all will mourn us.
>>55602181
>based Maggie
I love this country
>>55602410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
Patriot Act 2.0 and no mention as of encryptions
>>55602666
We can retire, our job is done. We can be like the Japanese, preserving our traditional cultural mores, growing our economy (en route to surpass Germany's) and exporting our artistic brilliance to the world whilst staying out of the messy, masochistic BS that goes on in North Africa and the Middle East.
We're no longer the world's policemen - and thank fuck.
>>55602939
Some day it will happen to you!
>1st name in your country: Mohammed
>my country is so based 4chin!
you and your jewmerican friends ruined Europe.
>>55602181
>>55602181
Daily reminder that Britain is going to leave the EU and derail plans for Germanic centralization of the continent once again.
Thank us again French bros.
>>55602181
Been to England a few times, and I remember distinctly on my first visit stepping out onto the main level of Heathrow and looking out the window and thinking, "wow this looks like Kansas."
Then I went out and drank with you English folk and realized we will always be bros. I like my fellow Britbongs. In fact, there's been a lot of English moving to my state recently (Arizona) and I haven't a clue why. They assimilate seamlessly, though.
>>55603772
>>55602181
>free speech
What haven do you live in m8? Anywhere I've been it's more like doing a weekend in the cells for racism if you look at a nigger the wrong way
>>55602181
>Government able and willing to spy on literally every citizen in case one of them happens to have incorrect thoughts
>Tory majority privatises NHS, railways, prisons and more because money is more important the people
>Can't say nigger because you might get arrested for it, can't say anything someone might find offensive because you might get arrested for it
>Immigrant spawn will rule the world because white British birth rates are dropping whilst everyone elses goes up
If you think this country is anything other than fucked then you're retarded.
>>55603796
>Spain
>literally the place in Europe that no-one has an opinion on
fuck off pedro or whatever the fuck your spanish name is, wage war on us again and it'll be 1588 Armada again you shit eating nigger lover
>>55602181
Loosen up gun laws and we'll talk.
>>55604072
not him, but Manchester
>tfw I say what I want despite lefties
>tfw piss off lefties
>tfw I proudly vote UKIP
>>55603796
>Spain insulting other countries
>lol
>>55604223
>Can't say nigger because you might get arrested for it, can't say anything someone might find offensive because you might get arrested for it
NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!
I've stuck my head out of the window and am yelling it as loud as I can.
God damn I love living in the country that spearheaded liberal philosophy (John Locke and John Stuart Mill).
>>55604072
Rural Oxfordshire.
It's un-fucking-beatable.
>>55602181
fuck off Cameron , you corrupt immigrant loving cunt
>>55602181
Theresa May: Immigration is fucking shit
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/610085/Theresa-May-migrants-immigration-benefits
>>55604419
I spent some time in China with a University of Colorado-led team of foreign teachers. Literally everyone one of them were anti-gun and massive Bernie lovers. I once even stumbled into a group of Yanks talking about how the French language was "misogynistic" because elles (their feminine plural prenoun) changes to ills (their masculine plural prenoun) when one guy joins a previously all-female group.
I've never heard anything approximating this shit talked on the shores of Albion.
>>55602181
I am about to finish my masters degree here in portugal as an engineer. My sister and girlfriend have been living in the UK for years (they are also portuguese).
I don't care about the 4-year until you can claim in-work benefits thing, just let me enter the country and work there, pls ;_;
>>55602181
>tfw literally do sit back and chill out by the Thames since it's next to my back garden
>>55605893
>the 4-year until you can claim in-work benefits thing
Thank you for reminding me of another reason our country is so based. Not putting up with nonsensical EU diktats and actively trying to reduce immigration, unlike every other European country.
Swear allegiance to the Queen, never speak a word of Portuguese (in our land) and constantly remind yourself of how superior our political system is and we'll consider your application.
>>55602181
>Wanting to give your freedom of privacy away so the government can do surveillance without any limits, or need for approval
>A government who's main popular political leader has stated in the past that we need to start controlling people's thoughts.
You are a fucking joke.
>>55606324
>tfw portugal considered england as their greatest ally for many, many years
>>55606557
Don't worry, I'm sure Comrade Corbyn will respect your civil liberties.
>>55606810
Join us in exiting the EU and we will once again become bros. Whilst you remain cecked to Murkel you can't be our allies.
>>55606984
I am leaving this fucking country. Shit's rotten to the fucking core and it is only getting worse.
Enjoy your fucking surveillance bills and the government inspecting your rectum every night.
>>55607470
Where the fuck are you going to move to? Europe is cecked to shit, the US has even worse surveillance, and the rest of the world is utter shite.
>>55602181
>>55602181
>UK
>based
pick one
>>55607758
Spain.
At least the weather is fucking nice.
would be based if there was one day a coalition
>>55602666
At least we actually had an empire.
>>55608329
Enjoy your badly paid job, the constant talk of "Catalonia independence" (which is a complete misnomer because they want to remain in the EU) and the legions of overweight Brits who couldn't heck it in the excellence-striving of Albion.
I fucking love this country so, so, so much!
>>55608225
no ones based in the west, except hungary and slovakia, maybe italy and spain too
Britain just isn't too bad for western nation. I'd rather be here than be in Germany, Sweden, America or Canada
>police state where 1/7th of the population is an immigrant.
>>55608668
That's a good thing, shit's so bad all the immigrants are moving out. Mostly white people.
Unlike the uk, with our fucking government giving these leechers the ability to merely breed like rabbits to get money.
>>55608826
>tfw when non-Brits will never understand our unique, esoteric brand of humour
Feels fucking good man.
>>55608329
If you want to move to spain, I'd recommend you move to one of the Canary Island and maybe start up a small obscure Business and see how things go.
>>55609003
more like 1/10, almost
>>55609247
Spain is on par to become even more left-wing, whilst we are hammering out welfare state into oblivion. Hold tight, brother.
>>55609386
>more like 1/10, almost
no
>In 2011, there were 7.5 million foreign-born residents in the UK, corresponding to 11.9 per cent of the total population
That was 4 years ago..the current estimate is over 8 million. Annual immigration is 300,000
I was however, slightly incorrect. The 1/7 estimate is only for england and wales.
>>55610401
damn
This is why I'm never fussed when I see polish knocking about. At least they're European.
