I'm right here in Paris.
What the fuck do I do.
I'm connected to wifi in a fucking McDonald's.
I could have stayed in Germany where I live.
Why god why.
order a royale with cheese
I hope you fucking think the next time you decide to move in a southward direction ever.
>>55593365
This guy gets it!
Tell the terrorists you are German friend and remind of the 1 million.
>>55593177
Go to your hotel/hostel.
Stay safe Deutche-bro.
>>55593177
Open your arms to refugees.
Allah Akbar
Can't you just buy a gun? I could go to a gun store and get one right now. Hell, I could go on the internet and have someone meet me in a McDonald's parking lot and buy a gun right now.
What would Odin do brother?
It's time for a Wild Hunt
>stayed in Germany
Probably safer in Paris m8
make a burger with a dozen patties in it
get your American flag, and eat that motherfucking burger in front of every muslim you see
Take some pictures from the people inside the McDonald's
I'm wondering how they are taking it,
>>55593177
Are people in the McDonalds scared?
>>55593177
GET OUT OF MCD'S they already hit one that ones next
>>55593177
Don't worry OP, the terrorists will come to Germany eventually too. Gotta love that multiculturalism!
>>55594489
Are you fucking kidding me??
>>55594206
man... I could go for a big tasty right now
>>55594680
They bombed a McDonalds yeah but they're busy shooting up a mall atm also can you order me a beer pls
>>55593177
Create the 4th reich
Either surrender to the terrorists or grow a beard.
don't worry mon ami. soon germany will join paris in being keked.
Just you wait!
Wassalam,
- Your friendly neighbourhood terrorist, Achmed Akbar
Just pull out your concealed hand gun and see if anyone else is carrying there as well.
>>55594680
Order a Big Mac, it will be the best one you ever eat
Please stay safe, Anon. :(
really nigga? You're in Paris where you know currently a massive shooting is happening and you decided to shitpost on /pol/ at your local McDonalds?
I call bullshit
>>55593177
> I could have stayed in Germany where I live
This will happen in Germonies eventually..
>>55593177
Begin the race war?
>>55593757
That's "Wodan" for the Deutschbro.
http://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/index.php
damn it feels good to be an American right now. At least I can protect myself if need be. At least die going down with a fight.
>>55593177
Go buy some pork and strap it to yourself so they won't come near you
Holy fuck, be careful. Viel Glück.
>>55593177
Be safe my German friend.
False Flag
I have an obese friend currently in paris, you see any obese guy with a tiny gf?
I literally don't know what the fuck is going on.
One sentence, WTF IS GOING ON,
GO
>>55593177
Make a last stand against the muslims, like Konstantinos XI Palaiologos
You fucking c ucks deserve every minute of this.
This is what you get for being complaisant.
If you don't do something now you guys deserve Allah's big brown cock.
The fire rises!
Might as well order your last meal
Ask the manager for asylum in the US
Frenchies own no guns. The French people are forbidden from owning and possessing handguns, shotguns and rifles. Cannot protect their life, their families life or their property.
They are unarmed slaves and subjects who are ruled by celebrities.
France is not on life support, they already dead from this self inflicted disarmed fatal wound.
They are simply going through the final death throes.
I am sure the immigrants will be more than willing to lower the corpse of what was once France down into the grave for them.
Honestly I have no sympathy for them.
They did not learn from the Charlie Homo shootings?
they did not learn from American Soldiers wrestling the train shooters to the fucking ground??.
Order a McFlurry and use it to defend yourself when the terrorists burst in to kill you
>>55595759
I think the hug is broken. It's been loading for days.
Defend yourself with your CCW bro
>>55593177
Tröste dich damit dass wir bald selber Terrorattacken auf deutschen Boden haben werden. :^)
>>55593177
can't they be inmoral and let out anyone who isn't a mudslime?
op, are you still alive?
>>55593177
Buy a big mac and sing the US national anthem. That alone will keep you safe.
>>55593177
1) Leave the McDonalds.
2) Walk down the street.
3) Violently assault the first Muslim you see.
>>55593177
Stay safe, redpill your family.
>>55596030
>At least I can protect myself if need be.
Depends on how quickly you can pull it out. I doubt the guys with the Kalasnikovs and the suicide bomber would wait long enough to give you a fair fight.
>>55593177
State of emergency
Borders closed
Shengen Area on lockdown
MOTHEROFGOD
>>55593177
#PorteOuverte has people offering shelter
Dude seriously, find the nearest entrance to the catacombs and hide out.
TFW ITS FUCKING FRIDAY THE 13TH
>>55593660
this is why terrorists wouldn't pull this shit in america, everybody has a gun
BORDERS CLOSED
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NO ESCAPE!
>>55596742
Rare flag and all that jazz
Do they even know if it's really muslims?
I remember this entire site crying about it when Norway happened, even though I knew there was no way it was a muslim and I was right.
To be fair considering it's France, I bet it is muslim related, free Benzema or this doesn't stop!
>>55593177
Get your gun and go out to kill muslims brother. Make /pol/ proud
>>55593177
>What the fuck do I do.
Go about your daily business. The goal of terrorism is to scare people, why let them win?
>>55598061
>2 suicide bombers
>>55596742
>Isle of 0 kekery.
Keep giving us reports!!!!
>>55593177
play Komm, süsser tod :^)
>>55597612
Templars were Muslim converts, curse of De Molay continued
>>55593177
Brothers eternal. Be strong France, do what you need to do to prevent this from happening again.
#porteouverte #opendoors for terrorists
Probably a good idea to leave public areas.
Can anyone catch me up with what's going on?
All I know is that some Muslims killed a bunch of people and took hostages
What happened in france? Ragheads gone wild or wtf?
>>55598169
Welp, that's that then
I'm not a lax gun law guy but the other extreme isn't good either. You can't even carry pepper spray in the UK for self defense, fucking ridiculous
>>55593660
Ahhhhhhhh YEAH! AMERICA BITCH, USA USA USA!
>>55598467
oh and Friday the 13th is called that because of
>In a dawn raid on Friday, 13 October 1307, Molay and sixty of his Templar brother knights were arrested. Philip then had the Templars charged with heresy and many other trumped-up charges, most of which were identical to the charges which had previously been leveled by Philip's agents against Pope Boniface VIII.
>>55593177
I head they call pussy in paris a royale with cheese
Attack a mosque while it's still going on
>>55598441
this desu
>>55598677
Basically yes. So far 6 confirmed deaths in one street that got shot up, many others apparently faced open fire and bombings.
>>55598740
>You can't even carry pepper spray in the UK for self defense
What about bear repellent? Do they have bears?
>>55598677
No info yet, but likely the ISIS plants made the first of many strikes planned during all of this mass immigration.
>>55593365
>>55593177
Go out, get on the highest point nearby and start preaching about the supremacy of the white race
>>55598677
Cultural enrichment.
>>55598804
This. You would become a legend.
Hey OP, free emergency number is 0800406005.
>>55598095
This
You're not about to die, anon
>>55598798
I never got to tell you my absolute favorite thing about bagina. It brought me closer... to you.
Guys, it's an Anglo false flag to make muslims look evil like always.
>>55593365
kek
Also, check the #portouverte thing twitter has going on if you need somewhere else to hide.
>>55598804
and give the raghead importers more validation?
bad idea
>>55599209
Do it! Come on OP, just grab a kitchen knife and start stabbing
THIS IS A FALSE FLAG THEY WANT TO BLAME THE RIGHTWINGS! THEY KNOW EUROPE IS TURNING RIGHT SO THEY WANT TO BLAME THE NATIONALISTS
>>55593177
Don't stay in a public place you fucking retard. The police has asked people everywhere in Paris to remain at home since there are still a lot of happenings.
>>55593177
what the fuck are you doing inside a Mc Donalds anon?? go to a hotel, stay safe man protect yourself!!
>>55599598
>a kitchen knife
>mcdonald's
you'll be lucky to find a box cutter
>be careful with refugee community
it's happening. the redpill is happening now
>>55599603
what ? all information points towards the musel
>>55593177
pics faggot!
>>55599603
There are videos of the snakbars shouting allah snakbars. How are they going to put this on the right wing?
>>55599814
Box cutters are sharper. Good idea. Do it OP.
>>55599603
No way German bro, this is far too coordinated to just swing it against the Right.
It's happening, the fire has been started.
God wills it helps you guys in the fatherland.
>>55599080
You can't, it's the same in their eyes
>>55593177
YOU LUCKY BASTARD, KILL THE FIRST SHITSKIN YOU SEE
https://youtu.be/8JDkdc246QQ
john the french legion :^)
>>55596733
That's wrong.
If you have a shooting licence you can own weapons like AR-15 or Glocks.
II'm french and i own a mosin nagant legally.
>>55593365
Don't forget the coke.
The entire state of texas has more guns than all of ISIS.
USA USA USA USA.
>>55600372
Great job. But still no conceal carry. Its all moot when all your firearms are at home ya dingus.
>>55599034
>>55599089
Is this th the hap-pp-p-pening?
>>55599117
Oh jew.jpg
>>55596733
France has one of the highest rates of gun ownership in the world.
>>55593177
bruh, order me a le big mac
>>55600726
>highest rate
>texas
xddd
good meem
LISTEN TO ME YOU FAGGOTS
IT'S AN ETERNAL ANGLO FALSE FLAG TO MAKE ISLAM MORE HATED THAN IT IS NOW
>>55600542
Carrying weapons in public is a really good solution america-fag, thank you.
It works really good for you
>>55593177
find a weapon.
kill muslims.
Deus Vult
>>55597031
Do this but first get everyone good and pissed off and have a mob at your back.
Kebab removal starts today anon u could be a national hero for being the match that sets it off!
>>55593177
BORDERS CLOSED.
NOBODY CAN LEAVE THE COUNTRY LEGALLY.
BLEIB IN SICHERHEIT UND VERSCHANZ DICH!
>>55593177
>Germany
Weren't you the ones who actually invited this pest in Europe?
>>55601037
http://gunsnfreedom.com/az-mass-shooting-is-thwarted-by-concealed-carrier-who-shoots-man-armed-with-rifle-at-party/1527
Yep it does.
>>55593177
>I'm right here in Paris.
It doesnt matter where you are, no other part of western europe is more safe than paris right now
>I could have stayed in Germany where I live.
Its less safe in germany actually
>What the fuck do I do.
Stop voting for leftists cu ck jew puppets that opened the border to these invading terrorists
oh wait you will never stop voting that way
actually now that I think about it just sit back and enjoy your own execution.
it will be easier to repopulate europe once we carpet bomb the kebabs out if you leftist cu ck faggots get beheaded by the shitskins first.
>>55601260
thank merkel.
Take as many of them with you as you can
>>55593177
Pic or didnt happen
>>55593177
kill sandnigs on sight, women,kids all of them
>>55597789
yeah, they passed the ball to the children
>:^)
>>55601786
mind you the party in power in germany is the conservative one. has been for years.
>>55600315
This. It's one of the few based military forces left in the world.
>>55597789
that didnt stop 9/11 did it? they could pull the exact same shit mate they just need to choose the right location.
They should have killed some Anglos.
>>55597168
At the very least, you go down thinking you had a chance vs. pure horror and dread of being completely powerless.
>>55594680
seriously OP in case you are still alive GTFO a pubilc place with lots of people like mcdonalds ffs, go to subway
ANON
EAT YOUR OWN POOP
The emperor protects, Deutschbro.
They set things in motion. So, how do we proceed?
>>55596438
Kebabs shoot and bomb paris and no one is doing shit
Duck and cover bruh
>>55599410
Well at least you're not worrying about the inevitable Greek default ruining your pension bruder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymIUz6njjpY
>>55593177
Bestell schon mal Knäckebrot. :) Hat einen tragischen Charakter.
>>55593177
Take a knife from the kitchen and slay the jihadists like a fucking hero.
>>55597789
>this is why terrorists wouldn't pull this shit in america
>>55606439
very different shit anon
also was during the assault weapons ban
>>55593177
Open gun carry Americans at a McDonalds....
You aren't laughing now are you....
>>55593177
You mean you didn't get a gun already?
Oh well, maybe if you clean and lube your ass up real nice and wave a pretty white flag you'll be okay.
OP here.
I BOOKED A FUCKING AIR BNB.
I think I'm safe now.
>>55607638
That's good to hear! Stay safe!
Sobieski II when?
>>55593365
Fuck, that was perfect
>>55603151
>mind you the party in power in germany is the conservative one
yeah and north korea's official title is: "Democratic People's Republic of Korea"
so you see, titles are completely fucking irrelevant and meaningless
>>55593177
can anyone confirm that it's Muslims?
>>55608566
john sobieski was already the third
>>55609292
Yes they are.
>>55607638
air bed and breakfast?
Theater scene described as bloodbath.
>>55608835
The Glorious People's Republic of China
BREAKING New York on maximum Alert.
>>55593177
>What the fuck do I do.
Grab your gun, fill your magazines, put on your vest and prepare to defend your family and appartment-block
>>55593177
show photo of burger with timestamp
BREAKING: Huge fire now started in the “Jungle” refugee camp in #Calais #France - @MartaClinco
>>55610160
Implying the RPC was not about people.Implying Chinese people doesn't love their great leader.
This shit is going to help Trump, right?
>>55599353
Dude is that a beer tap? Can I have some?
