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Happening comfy thread
For people who can't keep up with the sticky
Info
A shooting just happened in Paris, several dead and wounded.
The shooters are still not found.
Unconfirmed: Two shootings happened at the same time in 2 streets nearby
http://www.liberation.fr/france/2015/11/13/fusillade-dans-le-10e-arrondissement-de-paris_1413313
http://www.fdesouche.com/668519-paris-xe-fusillade-pres-de-la-rue-bichat-plusieurs-morts-dapres-des-temoins
MIUNA
>>55586947
How long until they are confirmed for Muslims? Taking bets in the form of rare pepes.
I pray for you france, our first ally.
>>55587498
They're 100% muslim
They always are
reporting in
>>55587558
but they dont represent islam you racist nazi! sharia for uk@!
>>55588014
good thread music tbhwur (to be honest with u relative)
I bet the religion of peace did it again
this whole thing reeks of a false flag attack, I'll bet it's actually white nationalists trying to drum up hate for the refugees
>>55588236
Can't disagree, but this is my first choice in these times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOKV9Stri_M
FIRST IMAGES OF SHOOTER
HAD TIES TO FAR RIGHT GROUPS
>>55588604
This worry has been knocking around in the back of my head but I doubt it. The style of the attack doesn't make much sense for a wn false flag. If it was then you would expect the target to be a mosque or synagogue
>>55588680
bredy gud.
>>55588775
I bet the shooter is islamophobic
THEATER STORMING UNDERWAY??
>>55588775
is this some tripfag people are trying to frame?
According to one of the witness near the Bataclan on of the attacker said "This is for #Syria"
IS supporter celebrating on twitter under 'paris is on fire/burning"
play with fire, you get burnt...
Did France capitulate yet?
>>55589737
A matter of time.
Stay safe Franko-bro's.
Glad I found a thread to be comfy in where I can watch the events unfold with a hot cup of cocoa
>>55589737
they are trying to figure out who to surrender to
give them some time
>>55589699
>#
>hashtag
>pound
seriously nigger?
someone give me a comfy tl;dr on what's happening
rather watch trump tbqh
>>55580154
>>55580154
>>55580154
>>55580154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVE90vGS9ps
>>55590348
multiple shootings, explosion at soccer game, and a hostage situation in france
It's hard to sympathize with them.
I am sorry but that's how I feel.
They keep letting the fucking wolves in to live among the sheep.
Don't like it, Eurotards? Send the message to the liberals with an ass-kicking because the problem's not gonna get fixed until the fucking liberals are dealt with first.
>>55589537
Nice rare flag m8, I actually had to google your country to make sure our Jersey didn't become an independent nation.
The religion of pieces strikes again.
Another false flag attack
>>55587136
IS LOVE
>>55586947
I THINK IT IS THE TEMPLAR KNIGHTS GETTING REVENGE FOR JAQUES DE MOLAY. it is Friday the 13th after all.
repostan from a dying thread.
Explosion heard during france-germany friendly match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FKt2XR3W-U
Allahu Akbar confirmed
>another attack has just occurred
>the frogs can't get their shit together while wild dunecoons fuck up Paris
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER! YOU'RE UNDER ATTACK!
Holy shit France is getting fucked right now
All memes aside, who is likely to pull this off?
>>55591881
>GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
I wish I knew how.
>two more incidents
>>55592126
ISIS
They literally walked into all of Europe thanks to open borders
>>55592126
Viper
Will this be an excuse to occupy France? Can we invade Europe again?
>>55592565
please do
this time annex us ok?
>>55592565
soon
>>55592756
That keen on getting raped by a bunch of spics?
>>55592756
Poland you're already okay.
>>55592226
Change your culture. Turn your people into gun-happy rednecks and let them open-carry.
https://twitter.com/PopWrapped/status/665295642051260416
>What we know from #Paris: - 40+ dead; mass shootings at restaurant, nightclub, more - 100+ hostages at concert - Explosions near stadium
>2015
why don't we have drone reporters yet, I want to see the actual habbening not some lame guy filming ambulances
Think of the muslim youths guys :^(
>>55592565
Not yet please. We first have to surrender to the muslim in an official capacity.
>>55593402
>Change your culture.
Oh ok, let me just find the switch to do that.
>>55592565
please invade us
you can start off here and go to france
Are the muslims really jews, guys?
>>55593449
this desu, but there's aerospace regulations in cities
Rate my comfy lads.
>Got invited to an interview today for a 35k starting job even though I studied politics
>Lay in bed with rain battering down outside and curtains drawn
>Heated blanket and lamp on with huge tv streaming BBC.
>Cans of coke and sweets and chocolate to keep me going
>Gonna stay up til 4 or so becuase I've nothing on tomorrow
>Live in comfy northern town so this would never happen here
>>55587498
I'll counter you bet with two of mine
>Water is wet
>Fire is hot
Get comfy guys. Hostage situation all night.
>>55592756
>this time annex us ok?
Russian, German or American.
One thing remains the same:
Poland's lust for foreign cock
This is pretty crazy
Hundreds of peope could die tonight
Fug ISIS is going all out
I JUST GOT HOME WHAT THE FUCK
>>55586947
Jesus Christ, half of all threads are about this. The happening is truly happening. Remember today as the day Europe has changed forever.
attacks predicted on french forum by one Toby "eggman" Reynolds
>>55593483
>if you call us terrorists when we're out blowing shit up then you might radicalize us into becoming terrorists!"
Shut the fuck up, Achmed.
Video of wounded:
https://twitter.com/OopsCestDit/status/665291721346019328
>>55592756
>America goes into Europe in force to secure assets and rid it of terrorism
>harsh policies against muslims
>makes sure every country has a secure boarder.
>if niggers misbehave, we kick their shit in
>can't comp-lain because army is full of niggers
>American niggers hate middle eastern niggers.
Imagine it boys. What better way to screw muslims, gain territory and fuck over Russia then occupying Europe. This is our chance.
>>55593947
It's not much, but it's home.
What do terrorists even need with hostages?
They're terrorists, what would they want to bargain for?
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY RECORDED ANYTHING IN THIS HAPPENING
Jesus christ, it's surreal. Hundreds of French men women and children dead for nothing, and at this very moment our governments are stamping more visas, opening more borders and rehoming more "refugees"
By the end of this Europe will be in flames no matter what, this isn't fair to anybody.
It's my birthday, anons.
And what do I get?
A shooting.
>>55592903
>Crying while eating a burger.
That's like crying during an orgasm.
>>55594491
To make a point
They might kill them all in cold blood
Could you image, they keep them all alive. Get WORLD WIDE media coverage
Then slaughter 100+ people
>>55587498
It's 100% Muslims and I'm willing to bet my rarest Pepe.
>>55594612
INSIDE JOB
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Hollande says they're closing the borders
>>55594491
My guess? To draw first responders into a fight/ambush
STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR THE WHOLE OF FRANCE
BORDERS LOCKED DOWN
>>55594189
>>55592565
Memes aside, is there any chance Trump would send a defence force to Europe if they requested it?
>>55594886
You mean shoving them all in the channel.
Death metal played on the concert! Are they fucking with us?
Frenchies own no guns. The French people are forbidden from owning and possessing handguns, shotguns and rifles. Cannot protect their life, their families life or their property.
They are unarmed slaves and subjects who are ruled by celebrities.
France is not on life support, they already dead from this self inflicted disarmed fatal wound.
They are simply going through the final death throes.
I am sure the immigrants will be more than willing to lower the corpse of what was once France down into the grave for them.
Honestly I have no sympathy for them.
They did not learn from the Charlie Homo shootings?
they did not learn from American Soldiers wrestling the train shooters to the fucking ground
>Hollande declaring "state of emergency" and closing of French borders
Refugess are finished
#ISIS celebrating Paris attack under this hashtag #باريس_تشتعل. Translated: "Paris Burns".
>>55594699
Christ... I mean I'm comfy. Drunk comfy even. But these fuckers are monsters.
BORDERS CLOSED
keep them closed
does this mean all the French footballers stuck in France, can't come back to England?
our friendly against them on Tuesday would be screwed too
disaster tb.h
SIX SHOOTINGS THREE EXPLOSIONS ARMY BEING DEPLOYED
>>55595120
Either he'll go on his word and make them pay for it (and invest in American products) or he could do it because Europe is in an extremely desperate state.
Hell, I could see O'nigger doing it if he wasn't at the end of his presidential life and it would look poorly on him if he left while doing the same shit Bush did.
Either way, the next president is going to occupy Europe.
No description of the attackers yet at all and still we all know who they are. Get the Zyklon B ready, fuggers. Time to start rounding them up.
Man this is honestly crazy
>yfw this is the first of many
What if this is just ISISI first attack?
>>55595746
WHEN WILL WE ENACT COMMON SENSE EXPLOSION LAWS?!?
Will this be the final redpill? Will this be the final spark that will trigger a wave of protests?
Holy shit, this could be it.
We need "no bomb" zones.
http://news.sky.com/watch-live
hd
not shit
>>55596268
No. No. No.
Politicians will say #notallmuslims, the media will say #notallmuslims and the public will sit on their arses watching the news silently disagreeing.
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/665303480765014016
>Hostage at Bataclan Hall has updated his situation "still alive, just cuts.. carnage.. bodies everywhere"
>>55596007
Well, we know that there's supposedly thousands of them in Europe, we know that containers of weapons have been smuggled in, and we know hundreds of explosives detonators were stolen from a French military base a few months ago.
Calling it now: They'll be confirmed not Muslims by one means or another and the whole story will play out in favour of the refugees.
People inside #Bataclan "begging police to raid the theatre because the terrorists are slaughtering them one by one " #Paris - social media
....
>>55596602
I'll cut my own dick off if it turns out not to be Muslims
>>55596808
>>55596500
Holy shit. ;__;7
>>55596808
>>55596007
yfw tomorrow it's
L O N D O N
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turn
>>55596808
Are you fucking kidding me
>>55596931
I'll eat it raw after you cut it off if it turns out not to be Muslims.
>>55596986
Pretty sure David Mitchell is a left wing progressive who would be praising this enrichment. Nice meme though.
This is like /pol/s wet dream
This is a legit full fledge happening
Not jokes, no maybes IT IS HAPPENING
>>55586947
Why isn't she wearing pantsu?
>>55596931
https://twitter.com/H_E_Samuel/status/665293943609933824
>According to BFMTV, one of the gunmen shouted: "It's for Syria" at Bataclan and Allahu Akbar.
>>55596808
jesus
>>55593662
comfy/10
Has the shooters been ID'd or is the gub'ment still keeping it under wraps waiting to spin the Muzzies in a positive light?
>>55597319
This is just starting though
More to come. This will be regular in Europe.
Anyone wanna cuddle?
I'm spooked.
>>55591328
Jake D Money the eternal.
>lots of young people near the incidents
Good, let them use their anger. Learn to hate the muslims and all they stand for.
>>55597682
I'll cuddle you with my d
>>55597437
The latter. It's 'unconfirmed' to be a terrorist attack.
I can't wait for the 'moderate muslim' blogs I trawl to scream #notallmuslims.
>>55597418
>It's for Syria
"refugees" confirmed for attackers
>>55597682
are you cute?
>>55586947
Y'all are retards
>Shooters still on loose in Paris. France 24 "No-one has been arrested so far" #Parisattacks
>No-one has been arrested so far
Whoa
>>55586947
>>55587136
>>55591044
It's not even Monday yet
ROFL
SHIT i dont have my gun
>>55596931
>>55597212
>in another universe a Russian man is willingly eating an American cock
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-europe-34815972
>Police have told the AFP news agency that at least 15 people were killed at the Bataclan concert hall in central Paris - only about 200m from the former office of Charlie Hebdo which was attacked by jihadists in January.
>BREAKING: One of explosions near Paris stadium was suicide attack: several sources - AFP
okay, it's definitely Muslims
Can't wake up ;__;
>>55597916
What do you mean, anon?
>>55598068
Depends on what you consider cute, I guess..
They should send someone who really hates Sand People
Evils of death metal confirmed most brutal live show ever
>>55598579
>tweeting instead of rushing the fuckers
deus vult brothers. Let's hope this is the turning point.
wait until liberal meadia screams about islamophobia tomorrow
You guys never learn.
I hope no anon gets hurt
I'd miss his shitpost
>>55598590
Its a hard word to define
>>55597418
So... Europe has accepted hundreds of thousands of refugees from Syria, and this is the Syrians' gratitude. You can't make this shit up.
Or maybe they want to highlight that France hasn't accepted enough refugees? We need to work harder to please our masters.
>>55598675
CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk 9m9 minutes ago
Witness to hostage situation in theater: "The terrorists were very calm...they reloaded 3 or 4 times."
>>55597682
The same thing is going to happen in Sweden soon.I can't save you, but I will weep for you anon
>>55598807
Hi~
>>55598937
Well, what do you like anon?!
>>55598830
Anon is living the happening right now.
>>55599055
Now how many people are in that theater? Are they all just standing around waiting to get shot? Mob the fucking gunmen already.
>>55599253
Hi there my cute princess. Stay safe~
Reporter inside concert hall escapes. Says it's a blood bath. People hiding inside are texting, but are no police inside.
You know what could have prevented this?
MORE SURVEILLANCE
I say now is the time to push for more data collection.
>>55597319
Touching my dick to be honest with you family.
I didn't know I was so sick what have I become.
>>55599333
>the French charging into danger
>beheaded by a disgruntled terrorist
>tfw you've been in that area
It's a poor paris suburb with all the muslims
>>55598675
The sand people are easily startled, but they'll soon be back and in greater numbers.
>>55599497
I just turned on 4chan after like 5 hours of fallout
what happened?
>>55599225
I doubt they'll attack Småland, there's only trees here.
>>55599454
I'm going to think about you later if you know what I mean.
Spain-kun~
I hate religion, more than anything in the world. I have two options of being killed by muslims and sentenced to instant death or being damned to hell by a christian if I try to stand the ground between. Please just allah ackbar a tiny nuke into my home so it is only I who has to be sacrified to allah/hell.
Do we have any info on the terrorists' ethnicity yet?
that other thread was ridiculous
i wanna take a bath but don't want to miss anything
>Eagles of Death Metal
literally who?
>>55599930
C'mon son
>>55599989
They aren't even death metal
>EAGLES OF DEATH METAL CONFIRMED SAFE
THANK THE LORD
THEYRE RAIDING
>>55600000
>>55599746
the religion of peace happened in paris
Have we found the Jewish connection yet?
>>55599930
they were screaming allahu akbar and shooting people
probably frenchies
>>55599767
Too lewd saying that in front of other people.
>>55598794
>seriously injured
Not everyone is John McClane, anon.
>>55599746
it's literally, actually happening.
>>55599746
literally in the OP
>>55599497
France already passed such a bill like six months ago
Fabulous
>The army has turned up
Full happening comfirmed
>>55600287
What do you mean?
It's nothing lewd dummy!
>>55599746
Mossad is just pulling off another false flag family. No need to worry.
>>55600301
I dont read frog
>>55600288
>not charging a terrorist while yelling YIPPEE-KI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER
>>55599333
>hurr durr why didn't everybody in the Aurora theater just mob James Holmes
>>55600480
>french army
So nothing's changed?
>>55600500
Y-yeah right.
>>55599989
It's the lead singer from Queens of the Stone Age doing kind of cheesy, sleazy rock and roll, they're pretty fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozFKwKPxPkI
I just got home and what the hell is happening?
>>55600398
doesn't matter, it's not enough
NOT ENOUGH I TELL YOU
>>55590286
>not octothorpe
>>55600580
He didn't have them sitting there for hours waiting to be shot dummy.
>>55600500
>>55600287
>>55598937
>>55598068
>>55598077
weaklings like you anime faggots is why europe is burning.
>>55600678
mossad is pulling a false flag in paris
>>55600660
W-What..
>>55600931
>implying i'm weak
pls anon
>>55592903
Do you have the one where this image is explained by a time-traveling WW2 soldier that parachutes in and she had just dropped her bento on the floor so he gives her his government-issued burger?
>>55599767
You got a lot of terrorists disguised as refugees so you better prepare yourself.
this is a nice thread
i like it here
>>55600946
I will not at all be surprised to hear that this is the work of some intelligence agency or other. This is rather a cut above your typical nutjob snackbar.
how's that gun control working out for you yurokeks?
ayyy
how can you see into my eyes
like open doors
>>55593662
7.8/10
Would be comfier if you already had a job, which helps you savor those moments that much more.
It's OK guys, the band members of Eagles of Death Metal are OK
sky news just said multiple explosions heard now at the bataclan concert
also remember to sage your posts until its on a back page if you actually want it to be comfy
This is not comfy at all.
>>55600925
Same concept. People aren't willingly going to sacrifice themselves if there is still a faint glimmer of hope that they will be able to survive. It's a natural instinct of self-preservation, you average man on the street is gonna act like that unless he's had it beaten out of him in military training
>>55601186
But there's like 20k people living here
Surely they would attack stockholm or areas around stockholm, we don't even have that many refugees here yet.
>tfw going to the Sweden-Denmark football game tomorrow
s-should i stay home?
>>55601415
>also remember to sage your posts until its on a back page if you actually want it to be comfy
best advicer
>>55600946
>he unironically believes it's Mossad
Israel is a peaceful nation.
I dont wanna say I told you so
but hey
I told you so
>>55601057
I can smell your weakness...
>>55601520
Just get comfy bro
Shit happens
I like this thread. But we need more information on this shit
>Ten to fifteen minutes of fire in the concert hall
>Explosions within the hall
>>55590422
Shit son, I'm bumping.
Good choice.
ayy lmao
kinda sad how I'm hoping for as many europeans to die as possible but it's the only way
>>55601562
Yes. Denmark will win.
>>55600708
We have the NSA ffs and every month or so some /r9k/fag shoots up a university
So much fucking sorrow happening right now.
What's comfy?
>>55601057
You're a weak cute princess~
>commercial free CNN
Comfy
OH NO
VE SURRENDER
DONT HURT US BIG MUSLIM MEANIES
REFUGEES WELCOME
>hostages at the concerts getting executed one by one
>literally begging for a police raid
frogs pls help your cirizens
Crusades when?
>>55601904
when you have a 6+ inch dick in your boipussy
>>55599859
The crusades weren't lead by atheists, faggot
>>55601667
No weakness.
>>55601977
I'm strong, don't bully me.
>>55602109
Thanks murifam
any connections?
Will this herald the end of Europe's open borders? Will the common people finally say enough is enough after this horrible fucking atrocity? What do you think anons?
Please change your PP to this on the social media
It means: "it's them again" and repost so people in the flow of posts see it and change theirs as well
Please hijack the masses
>mag 7 earthquake in Japan
THIS IS THE TRUE HAPPENING
are there any pics lads
>>55592226
burn a mosque
>mfw watched the latest vid on Muzzies running over Europe yesterday
>disgusted and lamenting all day
>mfw cosy as fuck atm with thick wooley socks and ice cold water.
>>55602370
>11.3 11.5
>11/13/15
>friday the 13th
Any updates?
>>55602116
Chaim pls.
>>55602308
Don't make me bully you here, everyone will know how weak and submissive you are.
It'll be really embarrassing for you.
le feu se lève
>>55593483
Put him on the list.
>>55601839
sorry, gonna tone it down with the Poe's law now
>>55602646
wow
>>55602370
The nuke cloud showing everones entrance into WW3
This is Frances entrance
Oddly just in time that France is sending an aircraft carrier to Syria
M I U N A
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>>55602370
There was the explosives stolen from the army base in July off the top of my head.
>>55602109
Hey neat, SBS is simulcasting CNN for us aussies
Thanks for not being useless for once SBS
big grins; for dead yuros
>>55602866
>lying on the internet
pls spain
how many confirmed deaths so far?
>>55601904
the opposite of this.
>no shitposts
>no spam
>just actual discussion in a disguised thread to keep the teenagers out
>>55600946
>>55602646
Hoooly shit.
>>55602595
That would help them too much.
There needs to be a more subtle approach that can't cause too much publicity while still sending a strong message.
But if I say more I'll probably get v&
>>55587498
Just the MO of these attacks confirm they pray to the sandgod of war.
>>55586947
Good luck France...
wew
>>55603158
Anywhere from 20 to 100. I can't keep up with everything habbening and shitpost on /pol/.
>>55603123
Don't make me.
>>55603033
What's so special about this spunk monk?
>>55602116
Yom kippur war.
