> As the U.S. government is working today to confirm the death of "Jihadi John", a U.S. official appeared confident the notorious ISIS executioner was taken out in what he called a "flawless" American airstrike.
>"He walked out of a building and got in the car. We struck it right after with zero collateral damage," a counter-terrorism official told ABC News late Thursday. "The vehicle was on fire. It was a 100 percent flawless, direct hit."
>"Jihadi John" essentially "evaporated" in the explosion, the official said.
LITERALLY
BTFO
T
F
O
ZOG murdered a retired executioner.
>>55559378
ALLEGEDLY
>>55559296
Is that Takbir Tony?
>>55559296
Wasn't he killed months ago? I remember reading the same thing in the summer.
>>55559407
At first glance it looked like Inshallah Isaac
>>55559407
Wahhabi Wallace.
>>55559407
no its akbar anton
>>55559407
Halal Harry
LOL, america is so jealous of russia that they're making BS statements like this.
And then you have the gullible eggheads that fall for it every single time.
>killed in a flawless airstrike
So JJ was in a hospital?
>>55559296
Israel and America pulled out their propaganda asset before Putin got a hold of him
>>55559569
Remember kids, Russian shills hide behind Canadian proxies to appear more legitimate!
It's. Always. A. Fucking. Canadian.
I'll be buying a Sierra Nevada 4 or 6 pack this week as tribute to our betters.
Hopefully Americans will accept this as tribute to their benevolence.
>>55559592
Kek
>>55559592
9/10
>>55559695
Accepted.
>>55559592
my sides 10/10
>>55559511
Haha
>>55559407
Sharia Shepard.
>>55559296
RIP in pieces Shilly Schlomo
>>55559296
>"Jihadi John" essentially "evaporated" in the explosion, the official said.
How convenient. was his contract over and he decided to not work with the CIA anymore?
nah jk USA! USA! USA! USA!
>>55559407
Salafi Steve
how do they know he's dead?
>USA murdering British citizens on holiday
Wonder how Camkek is going to spin this one.
>>55560308
Leaders of ISIS are joos?
>>55559296
Did the bomb damage any of the other structures at the Hollywood film studio?
>>55559296
Friendly fire is absolutely tragic
>>55559407
No pork Pete
Where is the proof? It's all talk
>>55559569
Youre not getting Alaska back vatnik
"Not confirmed dead" is what MI6 and David Cameron said this morning.
>>55559407
Qu'ran Quinton
>>55560352
ISIS is on American payroll and has our air-force support when there are "threats for Israel's security" in the area.
So yeah they might have killed him because why not, but he might also been relocated in a witness protection program type of thing.
>>55559296
Rip in pieces you raghead scum
The earth is one person cleaner. Let's keep it up.
Quick question: if a jihadi is vapourised do they still go to heaven or do they need their body to be kind of in one piece? Even people who suicide bomb themselves are going to be left in enough of a state to be recognised sometimes
>>55560406
Omar's on fire.
>>55560530
this coming from a jew.
The hypocrisy in this is astounding.
>>55559296
>When were you when Jihadi John is die.
>>55560536
Bag him
Tag him
Bury him deep
>>55559296
So basically he was being treated in a hospital?
>>55559569
LA LA LA EVERYTHING IS A LIE I'M SO EUPHORIC.
desu
>>55560684
>The hypocrisy in this is astounding.
What? I was just saying what I think happened.
>>55560530
>relocated in a witness protection program
They gave him a condo in Tel Aviv.
>>55559592
made me kek 9/11
so some guy who nobody has seen the face of is allegedly dead... right sure no i believe that brits believe that america did what it said it did
but here i america not having to worry about any of the problems in the EU economic or otherwise yea we have the luxury of calling bullshit on this since it wont help any one here sleep at night to buy the story at face value
did they find the ninja mask he wears? i mean how else would we know it was him
Which of his movies was your favourite?
>>55560766
>What?
last time I checked, it was your boys that created isis, not the us, iran or some other convinient boogeyman you don't like.
>>55559407
Ma'shallah Michael
>>55560767
They might have but you are paying the rent and most of this proxy war.
>>55560747
how's the economic crisis going these days?
Things still quietish on the streets?
Hadith Harry
>>55559695
Wtf is a 4 pack? Aussies letting the team down
>>55560807
Ok but Israel is not supplying them, the US does. I'm not denying our involvement, I'm just saying that the US and IL is working together on this one.
>>55560797
she gets raped on a daily basis.
RIP real British hero
>"Jihadi John" essentially "evaporated"
so, agent successfully retrieved without traces?
>>55559592
dem bantz
British won't bomb but will ask other governments to do the dirty job for them, as usual.
he's no different from any other committed Muslim.
>>55559592
>>55560892
So basically no different than a woman in our armed forces, right?
>>55559456
RARE
A
R
E
>>55561054
Almost like women don't belong in the army.
>>55560530
>our Air Force
>our
>>55561054
No, they joined voluntarily so they could get raped. They are adults. This is a child.
>>55560888
you all sound like a broken record. All of you. One day america funds them, then it's israel, then it's someone else.
I guess you think Area 51 is full of little aliens the yanks are hiding from the world. Stop watching Stargate bro. Lay off the weed. You're depriving other pot heads of cheetos.
>>55560892
>>55560892
>She
>>55560892
That's what I call female privilege
Great, I finally have a reason to post this picture.
>>55561177
You're not claiming anything, just saying I'm wrong, so I don't really have anything to say until you make a claim.
>>55561132
Are you trying to Imply your 5 bil are what makes our air-force possible? We have a GDP of 500 bil.
>>55559569
Don't you have a baby seal to club?
>>55561279
>jew
>follows a story book
>not wrong about anything
right, sportsfan.
>>55559569
It is quite literally and objectively the opposite.
>>55559407
Kebab Kyle.
>>55561355
>follows a story book
No I don't, you don't know me. But again, you're not interested in a discussion because you know nothing about the matter.
>>55559592
>>55559296
Its ironic that he is the only Britain to have achieved anything of note in the last 20 years.
Oh well, he is now a martyr and the remaining 5th column of 3M muslims in the UK will look up to him.
>>55559378
Retired? How
Another one came true, now let the nukes drop.
>>55560861
Wouldn't know.
Have you been raped yet by a pakis- excuse me, "Asian" man?
>>55559296
>"Jihadi John" essentially "evaporated" in the explosion, the official said.
How convenient
>>55559592
kek Gemanbro. would have a beer with you anytime.
>>55559592
Not bad
>>55561413
oh look, it's fucking nothing
>>55559296
Jeremy Corbyn:
> it would have been much better if Jihadi John had been put on trial
How on earth are we supposed to capture him when Corbyn wants to get rid of our military?
>>55559592
>>55559296
wow... $600 billion p.a. (of what's disclosed) on the military and one inbred-turned-shit-skin-wannabe is offed
how much did the laser-guided missile cost - $5mil? could some rat poison in his hommus not have sufficed?... ebola in the goat's rectum?
>evaporated
Good, they didn't want another Volgin where he comes back twenty years later due to his body still being in tact upon death and totally not shitty retcon writing.
So wait, if we just have satellites and drones all over ready to kill ISIS, why don't we ever interrupt those video executions and save the prisoners.
>>55560382
Underrated post
>>55559440
They did the same thing with ISIS leader, claimed he was killed first by American drones, then the 2nd story claims he was killed by Iraqi drones.
Media lies, none of them are dead.
>>55561405
born without oxygen level of retired
>>55559296
>zero collateral damage
Except for the seven hosptials we nuked previously. (but those were just warm ups)
Muqawama Mathew
>>55559296
Good. Motherfuck that murdering son of a bitch.
>>55559407
Nah it's Durka Dan
>>55559407
Salami Sammi
>>55561671
Fucking kek
>>55559407
I could swear it was Ramadan Randy
>>55559296
Good work America. Now kill the rest of those pieces of shit.
>>55565414
You sure it wasn't Ummah Ulrich?
>>55559511
>not Haram Harry
>>55559296
Good night sweet prince
>>55559296
kaliphate of britain BTFO
>>55559296
>>"Jihadi John" essentially "evaporated" in the explosion, the official said.
>>55559407
Wahhabi William
>>55559296
>>"Jihadi John" essentially "evaporated" in the explosion, the official said.
kek confirmed for CIA
>>55559592
kek
Fucking Germans bringing the 10/10 bants again
>>55559407
Hard to tell with the mask but it looks a bit like Hadith Henry
>>55568223
Yeah. He was probably just reassigned. He's probably at some golf course for R&R before his next job.
>>55559826
>>55559407
No. It's Jihad John. It even says so.
>>55559296
How does an airplane shoot a missile at a car and accurately hit it?
I have never understood that.
Doesn't the plane have to be in the right place, at the right time to ensure the missile strikes the target?
How do they coordinate that?
>>55559569
>LOL, america is so jealous of russia that they're making BS statements like this.
Jealous of ISIS murdering their civilians and blowing their planes out of the sky?
>>55559407
Ramadan Ron
>>55565599
Why don't they just drop a JDAM on ISIS HQ?
>>55560690
I was at home eating kebab when friend ring
'Jihadi John is kill'
'allahu akbar'
>>55559296
Didn't they say they killed bin laden only to have people in turkey kill him or something much later?
>>55568511
The missile homes in on specific frequency of the reflection of a laser that is on the aircraft or another party on the ground. There are also bombs that are guided by GPS or correlating a television image.
>>55559296
>"Jihadi John" essentially "evaporated" in the explosion, the official said.
So what that means is that they have no evidence, and won't even bother producing fake ones.
>>55559296
>We struck it right after with zero collateral damage
So what, Fuck the poor Uber driver?
>"flawless" American airstrike
>>55568705
>producing fake ones
How hard is it to take a picture of some cut up steak and burnt up rags?
>>55559592
call me I autistic but I don't understand this one
>>5555929
>American airstrike
>zero collateral damage
>the country that invented friendly fire
>zero
>collateral
>damage
Rrriiiggghhhttt...
essentialy evaported stands for "we gave him asylum in exchange for informations", that's basic shit
>>55561639
No matter what, that fat guy in your pic could take on any number of pussy Australian no-gunz
How is irrelevance Aussie?
>>55568695
Yeah but how do you point a laser from a plane traveling at over 150mph and in a residential neighborhood (I assume)?
That kind shit trips me out how they're able to figure out how to do that technologically.
>>55568870
magnets
>>55559407
Guys you know his name is Mecca Mark
>>55568824
Only the botched ones out of hundreds make the news, Toothpaste flagman.
>>55559407
No it's Bismilallah Barry
>>55568870
Gyro stabilization on the optics.
>>55559296
No body no believey
>>55559296
Ruskie nukes when?
>>55568705
>So what that means is that they have no evidence, and won't even bother producing fake ones.
No, what it means is that the CIA/Mossad actor who protrayed "Jihadi John" got too big of an ego and when contract negotiations came around, he wanted too much money.
The Weinstein company (who produces all of the "ISIS" videos) refused to play ball with him, considering "Jihadi John" an insignificant role in the narrative they have been hired to promote.
So they essentially wrote him out of the script/narrative and passed a fake news story (about him getting blown up by an American missile) onto their buddies in the news media in America.
Gullible, dumbshit American voters believe whatever is reported to them by the media and that's that.
I wonder what kind of outlandish character the Weinstein company will hire to replace him?
Always need a boogeyman to scare the American populace into false patriotism.
I'm giving it ~20 years before the "terrorists hate your American freedoms" narrative grows old on the American public and the regime needs a new boogeyman to blame their destruction of our 4th amendment/Constitutional rights on. I'm guessing it will be Nazi aliens from the planet mars who "hate our American freedoms, and in order to fight the evil Nazi aliens, all white people in America are now required to race mix with a person with brown skin color"
>>55568928
Pretty sure you're thinking of Medina Murray
>>55560105
Ya. And they got Osama too....but we can't provide even an angstrom of proof. Where the fuck is our Teddy Roosevelt? Where the fuck is Harry Ass Truman? If Andrew Jackson were around, Osama's head would've been put on display in Tehran with a banner reading "You're Next." And it wouldnt even need a guard because no Muslim nigger would have the cahones to fuck with US. We want Black Jack Pershing!!!!
>>55559407
Guys it's clearly Sharia Sean.
>>55559407
Caliph Connor
Hajj harold
>>55559407
It's clearly Allahu Andy
Sharia labeauf
>>55559407
It's Sunni Spencer
>>55560410
RARE
A
R
E
Kabbah Keith
>>55559407
lol
Takfiri Toby
>>55561639
You can tell this wasn't made by an American.
>No mcd logo on the fries
Astarfarallah Anthony
>"Jihadi John" essentially "evaporated" in the explosion, the official said
US of gay is so desperate that they decided to "kill" their agent to say "hey look the russians aren't the only ones doing something"
>>55559407
Taqqiya Tom
>>55569076
dude shrooms lmao
Chaim Chosenone
>>55559407
It's Haram Hank
>>55559296
ayy
Salat Scott
>>55559296
It'll be difficult replacing that extremist guy who chopped off heads and rants
Ramadan Roy
Zakat Zachary
>>55559569
>Canadian inferiority complex
I guess if I lived in an insignificant country, I'd take opportunistic jabs at countries better than mine at any given chance too.
Can someone tell me what kind of weapon was used to vaporize? It will give me more satisfaction?
>>55571110
Any guided munition hitting a soft target (or one that's in a flimsy car) is going to make it disappear.
>>55559407
I think you'll find he's called Tariqah Terry
>>55571110
Burgerstrike costing $75,000 per missile, he got fucking owned, complete scrublord
>>55559296
lol so?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vatRjnaSHkI
>>55571110
Probably a hellfire missile from a reaper drone.
>>55559407
That's my mate Burka Bob.
>>55559569
Fuck off you Eskimo fuck!
>>55559407
Nah senpai, it's Shia Steve
>>55568573
Why would you bomb your ally?
>>55559407
It's In'shallah Isaac
>>55559407
>>55559456
>>55559466
>>55559509
>>55559511
>>55559826
>>55559973
>>55560193
>>55560406
>>55560481
>>55560828
>>55560873
>>55561373
>>55564725>>55565088
>>55565414
>>55566108
>>55568571
Holy Allah these names
>>55559592
gg>>55568810
>>55568810
he is saying that the us only good at bombing hospital like the one in Afghanistan
>>55559296
It looks a lot like Muhjadeen Marcus
>>55561436
lmao but you are the paki iraq
>>55560536
And by "vapourised" they mean snatched and currently being tourtured in an undisclosed location.
>>55559296
Sounds like pure propaganda as usual.
Besides who even gives a fuck about this cunt? Just another jihadi cocksucker.
>>55559407
Halal Harrison
>>55576370
Does Libya even have internet providers?
>>55560948
>dumb Spic
It's called an alliance. Our law is very grey with regard to extrajudicial killings. Its a clean getaway if we don't drop the bomb.
Also "We're not operating in Syria". Kek
>>55559296
convienetly vaporized, like bin ladens body was tossed into the ocean for a proper muslim burial, right?
Jihad John was an actor. The dudes getting beheaded were actors. All the videos they have released were fucking fake as balls.
>>55577804
yes but a single shity isp
>>55559407
rip Muslim Marv
>>55559407
I'm pretty sure its Imam Ivan
>>55559407
No you dolt its Caliphate Calvin
>>55559407
Sheikh Shawn
>>55559296
So when do we get a sweet CIA video of Jihadi John's execution?
>>55578213
They could at least make an effort to make the movements match the other...
>>55559407
Ayatollah Ayn
>>555592Next on kill list' Riyadh Roger.
>>55559407
Its Hezbollah Herbert.
>>55559407
It's [spoiler]extinction by overpopulation[/spoiler]
>>55559407
Nahh Senpai its Sandnigger Simon
>>55579979
Forgot this board doesn't use spoilers.
>>55559296
>Evaporated.
How do they get details like that?
>>55579986
RIP Choppy Charlie
Just wait. They'll release the video eventually.
>>55561111
>>55580085
>How do they get details like that?
I don't know. Maybe from past air strikes? Maybe from testing it on caged animals inside a vehicle?
>>55559407
Fatwa Farage
>>55559407
Nah you're mistaken its Khilāfah Kenny
>>55559296
>implying Jihadi John wasn't a government orchestrated executioner.
I don't believe that he is dead, there is no proof.
>>55559592
lol
>>55559407
Thought he went by Islamist Ishmael.
>>55559407
Bagdad Bob
>>55559407
It's ISIS Ian you dick.
>>55559296
>>"Jihadi John" essentially "evaporated" in the explosion, the official said.
>evaporated
>>55559678
>>55560446
>>55560747
>>55561331
>>55561359
>>55568549
>>55571054
>>55572136
>9/11 was exclusively the fault of terrorists not Muslims.
>Larry Silverstein did not insure the WTC buildings for billions of dollars before 9/11 happened.
>The American, Saudi, and Israeli governments had nothing to do with the terrorist attack.
>The five "Dancing Israelis" were not acting suspicious when they were arrested on 9/11.
>Americans love getting irradiated or groped by the TSA
>The Patriot Act has only been used against terrorists.
>The NSA has never illegally monitored and stored private information and used it against regular American citizens.
>Bin Laden is definitely dead even though actual proof of his corpse has never been presented.
>ISIS is not a creation of the American and Israeli government.
Good goys. Believe whatever your government and media tell you because they'd never lie, right?
>>55568870
I've once worked on a piece of software that did something similar. It wrote the names of roads over a live video feed coming from a helicopter.
As long as you know the speed and direction of the helicopter/plane, you can update where the target would be from a pre-calibrated position.
>>55568870
>That kind shit trips me out how they're able to figure out how to do that technologically.
You're just dumb, its not really that crazy.
>>55559378
>murdered
>he didn't deserve to die
>you're not a left-wing fuckhole or a mudskin
when someone deserves it (and he did deserve it, because he's an actual murderer), it's called killing. not murder.
Is Jihadi John the same guy in this webm?
No gore
>>55560767
Nah m8 to expensive
>>55561639
>no snickers consumed
>he hasn't even reached his final form
>>55559296
>we killed him guys
>there's no body b-but trust us, we did
>>55559378
thats odd, you ISIS types are typically pro-Zionist
>>55559407
It's Shia Sam!
>>55569076
*tips foildora
>>55559296
Funny how the boogeymen always vanish into thin air. Like Osama 'buried at sea' Bin laden.
>>55585182
No it's Alawite Al
>>55560536
Dis Bluepilled countryman of mine.
>>55570037
Underrated
