>be american
Get shot
>be Israeli
Get stabbed
>be Mexican
Get behaded
>be Palestinian
Get bombed
>be british
Get raped
>be german
Get keked
>be swedish
Get enriched
>>55556926
R A R E
>>55556926
you got it wrong
>be swedish
>all of the above
>three times the intentional homicide rate of burgerstan
pass
>be serb
Get bombed
>be romanian
Get robbed
Help me make more anons
>>55556926
i go in the nearest village and have your same dailylife ye know
>>55557047
>be canadian
get high
>be rusia
get poor
>be japanese
get nuclear-bombed
>be australian
get to shitpost all day
same here
>>55557047
If you're a Romanian gypos won't usually do shit to you, because they tend to be beaten for sport and because they're shit .
>be Dutch
>have your dick hanging in water despite being above 2 meters tall.
S W A M P P E O P L E
>>55556975
welp...
>>55556926
>be french
Get beheaded
> be polish
believe in g*d
>>55557259
>be japanese
>get nuked (shorter)
>be australian
>get emued / spidered / croced
FTFY
>>55557365
Do Norwegians really salute like that? It's the salute of shame.
>>55557047
>be Austrian
Start losing world wars
>>55557394
>be romanian
>get rekt when we'll have no more pockets
>>55557543
Be US of A
>get fatter
>>55556926
>be me
>kill myself because I will never have sex with that woman
>>55557694
>be australian
Live in a far right government
>>55557731
>>55557694
Why do kangaroos look so hench? Are they Australia secret super soldiers?
>>55556926
Funny thing is, if shit hits the fan, it will be you fucks around chile, ARgentina, or up Canada North, that will survive the zombie, nuclear, jewish, or Muslim apocalypse.
Eres estudiante amigo?
>>55556926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44t3xc_XDes
>>55557694
>be allies
destroy europe
>>55556926
>Be South African
All at once bro
>>55557875
>kangaroos
>secret
Are you retarded m8?
>>55558302
>It's common knowledge that kangaroos are in the Australian Special Forces
Sorry m8 i hadn't heard about it two bee honest.
>>55558758
>it's a common practice to put secret weapons on display for the whole world
Your logic is more broken than the World Trade Centre
>Be Bolivia
Have no beach
>Be Argentina
Be black
>>55558935
But you're the one who clearly said it's not a secret senpai
>>55557047
>be lithuanian
Get sudoku'd
>>55557047
should be
>be romanian
get wallets
>>55559465
being balt is suffering
>be american
>niggers
>spics
>they are god damn everywhere
Seriously, don't believe the lies.
Do not come to the U.S.
Flee from it as far as possible.
Take away our first world status.
Dismantle our army so a country can invade us if they want.
There is literally nothing here worth protecting saving or giving a shit about, unless you enjoy loving things like niggers and spics.
Completely and utterly destroy, nation wrecking fucking animals.
We are literally brazil 2.0.
Thank you mexico.
Thank you niggers.
You win.
Congratulations.
