>"Hey, i'm here to take your bitchin' daughter to the dance."
How do you hande this particular scenario, /pol/?
>>55543824
>I swear he was comin' right at me
>locks
>>55543824
>turning your ear into a cup holder
its clever, i have to admit
>>55543872
>I think he was on pcp officer.
And no fuck was given that night
>>55543824
With a magnet.
I honestly can't say I have an answer, maybe a surprise trip to Canada, take the whole family. I hope that if I had a daughter she wouldn't hate me so much as to say yes to this goblin. Worst case scenario I become an emergency chaperon. The important thing is not to make this fuck face look like the good guy in any situation so any punishment is just going to make it worse.
>>55543824
Lol never show your face around here or my daughter again or your life will change forever
>>55543824
Nice head cancer you got there pal
>>55543824
>posting the old Pauly
>>55543824
sure thing, it's 2015 after all!
>>55543824
I snap a combination lock around his ear hoop.
If its white it's awwwww'right.
Have fun, you ugly shit.
>>55543824
BEGONE FOUL BEAST
I always look at these kinds of people and wonder to myself whether they are truly happy.
>>55543824
Give him a .45 caliber piercing on his forehead.
>>55543872
lmao
>>55543824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDNCkcC47eQ
>Tell him to wait there
>Go inside
>Call cops
>>55543824
Oh my god, hold on I'm calling an ambulance. Just relax, you're going to be okay.
>>55543824
There's a case to be made that you legitimately thought it wasn't human. I mean a demon appears on your doorstep and calls for your daughter to join him at his "dance" (obviously the marching column of the damned), how were you to know?
Bonus points if he makes comments on social media about how his appearance inspires terror.
>>55543824
Punch him in the face. Go up stairs and slapthe fuck out of my daughter.
PADLOCK
>>55543824
>laugh for a little bit
>ok, whatever, come on in, holy shit
>suppress laughter the entire time
>make smartass comments that make my wife give me dirty looks
>flick magnets at him until he says something
>tell him if he doesn't it to attract magnets he shouldn't be covered in metal
>wife yells at me
>see this is what you're getting if you stay with my daughter
>daughter comes down
>run up to her on the stairs
>honey this incubus says he's your date
>dad what's an incubus
>it's like a gay rape demon look it up it's in the bible
>as they leave i produce a bike lock from under the couch
>if you ever mistreat my daughter one end goes around your ears and the other goes around my trailer hitch and I'll shove a sail up my ass and you can be my new boat
>see you guys at midnight
>>55543824
>I thought he was some sort of fucked up hypnotist demon or some shit officer
>>55546855
kek
>>55543824
Cut his fucking head off
>Equip full rune.
>Assume he's immune to poison damage, use dragon longsword instead of poisoned dagger. >Vanquish demon.
>>55543824
What the fuck compels people to do this kind of shit? Mental illness?
