this refugee comes into your country and smacks your gf's ass. what do you do?
Ask him if he wants to go bowling
>>55541013
/thread
niko wasn't a slimy degernate looking for handouts
>>55541013
Kek
>there are people here who saved the girl instead of the cousin
>>55540989
>Pull out my cell and dial 5552666 materialize a rocket launcher and blow them both up.
This is the only correct answer
>>55541098
>niko wasn't a slimy degenerate
>literally all he did was rob and kill
Are you retarded?
>>55540989
>ditch gf
>take Niko to fun fair
>drill his ass froggy style while I spread mayo on his head with a butter knife
>>55540989
I go to the nearest Indian joint. Buy a family-size serving of butter chicken and masaman beef. I eat the entire fucking thing. Wait 6 hours. Take the most disgusting, greasy, toxic dump of my entire life, while seated reverse on the toilet so it smears all over the porcelain. I leave it for 3 days without flushing so it gets nice and stuck against the toilet bowl. I then flip the fugee a nickel and watch him clean it for me bare handed.
>>55541286
no, hes a liberal. so, actually, he is.
>robs, murders and destroys property
>"WHEN WILL THE WHITE MALE PATRIARCHY STOP CAUSING ALL THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD"
>>55541098
The whole point he went to America was because he thought his cousin was a bigshot millionaire where he could get some gibsmedat, only to realize it was all bullshit and went back to doing shady work like a third worlder would.
>>55541191
the text roman sent mentioned vice city so i took the cash first play through. thoroughly disappointed with my choice
>>55541191
You could know that before playing the decision.
>There are people here who chose to forgive Dmitri Rascalov for money instead of taking revenge for what he did to Niko's family.
>>55541286
Still whiter than you.
>>55541556
What?
