Criticize this man without using "2015" or "COME ON", or any iterations of it.
>Pro tip: you can't
>>55540946
>I mean.
>>55540946
He's on the wrong side of history
>post a picture where he has his mouth closed
Nice try OP, those chompers are 100% English and there's no hiding it.
>>55540946
He is a pro refugee faggot who has never made a good argument on his show
>>55540946
He's a wealthy Brit who considers himself an authority on how Americans should live.
You're right OP he deserves more coherent criticism.
I mean, come on. It's 2015 people.
>>55540946
what the fuck do you mean i can't?
he's an annoying rat-looking faggot and he's viciously unfunny
He's naive about Islam.
>>55540946
He's a Brit who came to our country to attack our 2nd and 1st amendment rights.
I mean
It's like
seriously
>COME ON
>>55540946
He embodies the smug condescension of the Left with no better justification for positions than stupid zeitgeist silliness, to the howling approval of his insipid audience
He's an unfunny tranny-fucking
>>55540946
shoo shoo slimey limey
>>55540977
Please. You're only proving you can't match up with his intellect
>>55540980
How so?
>>55541051
How mature.
>>55541079
Nice homophobia. What arguments of his were "bad"?
>>55541138
Well he does know better than the uneducated in this country.
>>55541155
Proving my point
>>55541169
Can you only insult his appearance? Clearly you just know you've lost.
>>55541186
How so?
>>55541241
Proving my point.
>>55541279
How so?
i don't even know who it is aside from pol's memeing dude 2015 lmao
why should i care?
>>55540946
not funny.
>>55540946
This fucking guy can't even take a shit with his clothes on. He literally needs to take ALL of his clothes off to take a shit.
>>55540946
He's repetitive.
He's statistically inaccurate.
He uses ridicule as a method of argument.
His satire is substandard.
He's emasculated.
He's not funny.
He promotes partisan politics.
>>55541316
>What arguments of his were "bad"?
all of them
Just show me one good one
>>55540946
He gets too preachy to be funny in my opinion. He's fine in small doses or when criticizing faceless organizations that are clearly benefiting off human suffering though.
>>55541316
>>55540946
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>>55541393
His excellent arguments about why women need protection online, quoting sources perfectly and showing us what's happening rather than telling us.
>>55541413
Not bait. You're proving my point.
>>55541448
Proving my point.
>>55540946
He's ugly and has an aggravating fag voice that sounds like a chipmunk gargling phlegm.
I hated him back when I was a deluded liberal.
>>55541309
>tranny-fucking
rule 34 pics?
>>55541316
i know how this goes
>observation
>"how so"
>elaboration
>"what makes you think that"
>elaboration
>"lol wow what makes you think THAT :^)"
>elaboration
>"wow lol ur an asshat dum dum"
Don't bother having an "Intellectual argument" if you're just going to play the deflection game all fucking day, dickweed.
>>55541499
>why women need protection online,
CLOSE THE DAMN WINDOW YOU STUPID CUNT
>current year
>>55541499
>why women need protection online
You mean 2 weeks after he encouraged his audience to barrage Rafael Correra with nasty tweets?
>triggering anons by replying "you proved my point"
>>55540946
>Prove the sky is blue without mentioning the color of the sky
>>55541509
>>55541575
>>55541613
Proving my point.
>>55541575
Fine. If you have no real argument, I guess I win.
>>55541499
>Yes, I can tell by all your lengthy, thought out arguments.
anon posted sarcastically.
>>55540946
>>55540946
Easy. He pushes his political agenda using humour. This provides him with an easy shield. If serious pundits ignore him, he gets to say whatever the fuck he wants without being question. If serious pundits address what he says, "LOL, you're taking a comedian seriously. What a dumbarse."
It's intellectually lazy, and people grow out of taking these people seriously by the time they're 25.
>>55541642
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>>55540946
He's a faggot
>>55540946
He only has a show because he was Jon Lebowitz' butt boy for years and liberals think an English accent automatically means you're smart
>>55540946
He's an unfunny, obnoxious mangina limey who attempts the political speak of Gavin McInnes and the humour of Jimmy Fallon, but falls flat on his repulsive face and fails at both. He should fuck off back to Bongland, at least there they would find his voice and accent less appalling.
>>55541654
No I had an argument, my argument being that you're not clever for thinking of this way to trigger innocent /pol/lacks and that you're a fucking nigger for doing it.
>>>/trash/
Put your shitposts there, please.
![[UTW]_Shinsekai_Yori_-_08_[BD][h264-720p_AC3][BFAF0BCC]2a.webm](https://i.imgur.com/8fqSqV9.jpg "[UTW]_Shinsekai_Yori_-_08_[BD][h264-720p_AC3][BFAF0BCC]2a.webm")
>>55540946
>can't Come On
COME ON
>>55541684
newfag pls go
>>55541378
>OP just ignores the post.
I win. See ya!
>>55540946
Piece of shit British
>>55541316
It's this idea that the political left has this monopoly of truth, which they then try to enshrine via science and faux-empiciricism.
You can see this attitude, that "everyone who disagree with me is fucking stupid and knows deep down that they are wrong," whenever he utters the phrase that must not be said.
>>55541499
>>55541499
>His excellent arguments about why women need protection online
completely flip flopped on that stance alone, its disheartening really.
His understanding of complex geopolitical problems are of that of a libtard professor trying to be a comedian. He's trying to be as accessible as possible while trying to be as funny as possible. His use of ridicule and unequivocal analogies for any sort of opposition or any political situation just truly shows how much depth his ideals have.
he's a comedian first and a political speaker second, no one should be taking his high school interpretations of complex events seriously, he's pure entertainment for the masses.
>>55540946
>criticize a piece of shit without saying "it smells" or "its feces"
apparently we can't use facts around liberals anymore.
>>55541780
this board is all flag memes anyways.
>>55541316
defend him without using liberal buzzwords
protip: you can't
>>55541832
>trying to be a comedian
So when's he going to start?
>>55540946
I've met John Oliver, personally, I think he's alright, granted he obviously acts differently in person in comparison to how he is in his shows, when I met him (went to cambridge, he was in the cambridge footlights - acting group at cambridge - and he came to a footlights reunion one year). this was before his Jon Stewart writer days, and before he had his own show, etc. but I thought he was an alright guy. He's probably only following orders pushing his SJW ">it's 2015!" agenda.
>>55541509
Yeah his face really is an eyesore. I don't appreciate being talked down to by an objectively ugly person.
He doesn't address serious criticisms of his arguments, and on the rare occasions that he does, he memes his way out of it. Fuck him. It's just really sad for people who should be reaching political maturity but grow up in bubbles where people act like he's a serious voice.
>>55541892
If you aren't getting into political shitflingingwith these people, and I know and work with quite a few of them, they can be as pleasant as any other person.
>>55541683
What's wrong with that? Plenty of people do that.
>>55541686
Homophobia
>>55541832
I am willing to bet he knows more than you...
>>55541892
Rare
>>55541684
Wow you're really fucking new. Consider going back to reddit, you won't like it here.
>>>/r/eddit
>>55540946
Tell him to win an argument without using "2015" or "COME ON", or any iterations of it.
>Pro tip: checkmate
>>55540946
"In the current year, how is this still a thing?"
>>55542000
> What's wrong with that? Plenty of people do that.
Because it's a pathetic way to debate. I'm allowed to criticise you, but no one's allowed to criticise me.
Yes, other people do it. Stewart, Colbert, Maher, Noah. All people no one takes seriously past maturity.
>>55542000
>I am willing to bet he knows more than you...
now that ad hominem, do you actually have an argument thats not ridicule or scrutinizing the other argument for minor fallacies and or political correctness
>>55542000
Good going fuckface. You have a truly enlightened grasp of intellectual debate.
This "ignore or meme away serious answers" strategy is a great one
>>55541959
I have to endure listening to co-workers or family's bluepilled, misinformed political opinions on the regular, but I usually tend to avoid those conversations, for fear of revealing my power level.
but for the most part, you're right, I certainly didn't talk to him for very long, and not about politics, just talked about what I was studying, he told me a bit about his time at cambridge, that was about it.
Also, he was good on shows like "Mock the week" (Britbong satirical news show) too, where he was slightly more controversial.
I'm not up to snuff with /pol/ mee mees. Can someone explain this one to me?
>>55542204
Is this a good thread to post spoons in?
>>55542127
You're being a moron to me, I won't properly acknowledge you.
>>55542110
Yes. John Oliver is a funny, smart individual who does plenty of proper research before he does any of his performances. You clearly do not.
>>55542084
Someone's jealous of someone else's success...
He thinks that stating the amount of times the earth has revolved around the sun in the Common Era is a decent argument for liberal ideals being correct. This indicates John Oliver's confusion and lack of understanding of how evidence and discourse works. Therefore nothing he says can be taken seriously, as he has proven that he can't think or form opinions in a logical manner.
rare spoons coming up
Also, find one time where he has actually said "2015" or "oh come on".
>>55542269
>John Oliver is a funny, smart individual who does plenty of proper research before he does any of his performances.
fantastic you made a claim, now back it up with some proofs please
>>55542261
>>55542304
>>55542319
>>55542340
none of these spoons seem very practical, m80.
>>55542261
this is now a spoon thread
>>55540946
He's annoying. He claims he's a comedian, yet is more of a political pundit pushing a liberal agenda. He's British, yet comes over here to America and bashes our laws and culture.
>>55542269
> Someone's jealous of someone else's success...
So your retort is "He's popular, therefore he can't be criticised"? About the level of debate I'd expect from an Oliver fan.
>>55542332
I'm not your own personal resource. Take a page from Olly's book and do some research.
>>55542393
Your jealousy is radiating!
>>55542400
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>>55541684
how fucking new are you?
>>55542436
based
>>55542450
feel free to save if you want :^)
>>55542480
>>55542450
>>55542436
>>55542400
>>55542367
>>55542366
>>55542364
>>55542340
>>55542319
>>55542304
>>55542261
>>55542505
>>55542519
Wow guys! I almost died from the great arguments and maturity!
>>55542442
Highly mature. See the point. You can't beat someone intellectually, so you run behind a shield of "I'm just making jokes lol lol".
Why bother making the thread if you weren't interested in genuine discussion?
>>55542550
Well maybe if you actually took the time to watch his show you could appreciate it.
hush, no more tears, just spoons.
>>55541378
/thread
>>55542269
> You're being a moron to me, I won't properly acknowledge you.
The guy's original comment:
He's repetitive.
He's statistically inaccurate.
He uses ridicule as a method of argument.
His satire is substandard.
He's emasculated.
He's not funny.
He promotes partisan politics.
And you addressed nothing of this. Your thread deserves to be a spoon thread.
>>55542617
Good spoon desu
>>55541378
OP won't respond to this because he doesn't know how to without destroying his entire argument (or what's left of it)
>>55542480
>>55542505
>looks at filenames
Does this guy seriously have almost 500 pictures of fucking spoons?
>>55542598
this thread is really challenging my preconceived notions of what it means to be a spoon
>>55542640
1000+ mate
>>55540946
He's a foreigner telling others what to do with their lives.
>>55542640
It has a zero in front. It's probably in the thousands.
I was just baiting, btw.
>>55542537
Considering you ignored all the actual arguments and only focused on the most extreme, yeah, I don't give a shit what you think.
>>55542595
We've all seen the show; it's for free on youtube. We've already been over this. He pushes a blatant agenda, and then hides behind being a comedian when facts don't suit his agenda. It's a lazy form of debate, and your defence of him is lazy
>>55542629
thank you outback steakhouse for saving me and everyone else from this horrid discussion and thread
He literally criticizes himself with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsB1e-1BB4Y
>>55541378
all valid
also he is ugly and his mamma dresses him funny
>Dec 31 2015, 11:59PM
>John Oliver chambers the round and stares down the barrel, his usual toothy grin replaced by a blank mask of despair
>"They had their chance. I told them over and over. Why didn't they listen? I mean, come on," he asks the gun.
>The clock strikes midnight
>John squints through his glasses and over his nose at the crowd cheering below
>No -- he can't look. He knows what's coming
>He curls into a ball and plugs his ears, but it's not enough
>An eerie silence sweeps through the crowd, as the Four Klansman appear on the horizon
>The leader removes his hood with a flourish, revealing society's worst fear:
>a straight, white, cis, able-bodied, neurotypical male --
>Ben "The Walking Holocaust" Garrison
>Amid the growing murmurs of the crowd, Zyklon Ben takes a deep breath, cups his hands around his mouth, and bellows a single word:
>"NIGGERS"
>The slur hangs in the air, ringing in the ears of the shocked masses
>A lone female voice cries out: "Hey! You can't say that sort of thing! Don't you know it's 2015?"
>A smirk creeps across Ben's face. "Not anymore," he intones
>"Not anymore," whispers John Oliver, as he places the barrel in his mouth
>>55542701
Half of these aren't even spoons.
>>55542364
rare flag
>>55540946
Incredibly smug and self righteous turd that is merely spouting the agreed upon words of a crew of neo progressivist writers.
>>55541654
>everyone proved my point for me
>i dont have to really make any loint
>Ill ignore all the actual relevant criticism
I mean, come on.
>>55541575
Nailed it.
>>55542855
They're metaphors.
For his humor. :^)
>>55542855
they're just very rare types of spoons you prolly have not seen before.
>>55540946
Slimey Limey
>>55542323
so, you want me to post all of his videos?
>>55542366
for real though, those are some nice ass spoons
>>55542816
i was, until i realized what a massive kike cunt OP was, and then he goes all
>HURRDURR I WAS RETRTED ON POIPOSE
so yeah i wasted my time here, cool spoons though keep it up in all garbage threads, it can save a lot of people their time
I'm getting hungry guys
>>55542629
shut up you manky gypo knacker
>>55540946
His format is basically this:
>Here's a political topic
>Leftist view of the topc
>Character assassination (but not debunking) the right view of the topic
>Claiming that anyone who disagrees with leftists views isn't just wrong, but on the wrong side of history and better change their views before they become monsters.
Additionally, he only has 2 jokes and its a variation of this:
"You could have a /pol/ catalog without John Oliver, but it would be like having breakfast without eggs.
WHY EGGS, WHY WON'T YOU JOIN THE CRISPY TOAST IN PERFECT BREAKFAST HARMONY!?"
"We thought of a simple satire mascot (usually a literal interpretation of something) and created an extremely small viral marketing gig. Here's a video of it."
>>55543186
>>55542629
was directed at op sorry mate you got it spot on
>>55543013
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>>55543108
>>55543151
>>55543172
I think you got em. You can rest now.
>>55542847
>>55543265
yeah, he seems spooned.
https://youtu.be/CtWirGxV7Q8?t=27s
kiwibro out I suppose
>>55541378
what are his inaccurate statistics
>>55542323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDPCmmZifE8
0:24
>>55540946
He believes that in leu of an argument,implying that his view is the more advanced and that the oppositions is hopelessly behind the times will convince his audience.
>>55543544
but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kF5PdbCRTA
>>55540946
I can't because I have never watched his show.
>>55540946
He's not funny, his logic is solely based on the arbitrary date set in a 2000 year old calendar and worst of all, he's English.
>>55540946
He's a faggot
>>55543845
>hating the english
>in 2015
>come on
they invented the spoon.
>>55544009
wait is that one an actual spoon? I thought it was a chopstick holder with a soy sauce cup.
>>55544179
yep, it's a very rare type of spoon
I feel a sense of rage when a smug Englishman comes on TV and mocks the very things that caused us to rebel from the British in the first place.
There is no reason to tolerate this kind of crap from a British person. He should be deported.
>>55543214
>THE CURRENT YEAR
>>55542847
>mfw it's no longer 2015
>>55542698
>I WUZ PERTENDANG 2 B RETRARDAD
wow, 10/10 op, you've really out done yourself
>see one video of this asswipe
>complains about somebody calling "refugees" a swarm because it sounds "to negative"
REALLY? You think we should sugarcoat it more?
>>55541801
This post, you cunt. >>55542269
