Bernie Sanders 2016
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Erryday until he's elected.
>>55535202
Nice B8 M8. But nobody like communist.
>>55535202
>Be me
>2018 under glorious President Sanders
>Wake up in the morning, pay Jose (my refugee that I'm mandated to house) 10 cents to go grab my newspaper
>Looking in the classified ads, nope no new jobs
>let off from my old one right at the end of college since it cost too much to keep me
>Degree isn't an 8 year one so it's basically trash
>Oh well maybe tomorrow
>Head out to my local college (they're also used for rationing out food now)
>On way there hear a faint sound in the distance "we kingz?"
>Oh fuck, government supported nigger unit
>Hop into the first abandoned business building I could find
>Hear them hooting and hollering letting off gunfire
>phew they’re gone, get to college for free food
>”excuse me sure but are you translilac kin? Dragonkin? Transellusive in any way? What about anything but white?”
>no
>only get 10% of food for rich privilege tax for not being poor at points in my life
>decide fuck that, grab my piece of food and take it all
>sirens go off everywhere and a police officer runs up to me “freeze!”
>I keep walking away as he tries to restrain me with his government mandated vacuum (guns have all been replaced)
>just walk home “damn we’ll get him next time”
>go to open door, key isn’t working wtf
>Jose opens up the window “Ayyy gringo Bernie gave me my citizenship this is me casa now holmes”
>well fuck, go on the curb around the corner and light up a j
>hear faint sound but think nothing of it, smoking that chronic
>oh goddamn it’s Dindu Squad #3/5 I completely forgot about them
>Get shot 14 times and weed stolen from me
>hear them mumble something getting more “free sheet nigga” as I call 911
>”Sorry sir but the nearest hospital is 100 miles away”
>MFW I was smoking weed legally outside
can you feel it?
>>55535202
socialism kills
Bernie is still running? I thought he dropped out after hillary cLIcked him at the debate
Anybody have the Bernie image alone? I've got a good one for it.
>>55535610
wrong one
No war but class war!
>>55535503
Ill bury your body brother. In the dumpster of course, because I won't own any land by that point. Ill cover you with a tarp though.
>>55536043
I think you missed the point that I was insulting bernie, not anon.
