Solar storms are about to BTFO Earth.
1-2 trillion dollars worth of damage.
4-10 years to rebuild.
White House getting involved.
http://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/looming-threat-solar-geomagnetic-storms-power-grid-communications-satellite-white-house-obama-plan/53523885
No it isn't.
HIDE YO WIFE HIDE YO KIDS
>>55525688
r-r-rare f-flag...
>>55525688
Albania?
>>55525688
It's just a solar storm though, not albanians.
>>55525218
I fucking wish.
>>55525218
Oh no we shouldnt have used gasoline its our fault forgive us Solar-Socialist-God!
>>55525688
Pretty sexy flag
>>55525218
solar-chan pls roast kebabs
>>55525688
>show up
>aquire subs
Based Albania.
>>55527388
let's get real, if solar storm hits the EU power grid, kebabs win, they're used to living in a medieval shithole
>>55525688
Hail hitler
Why are these types of threads not banned yet?
>>55527523
because you're a dirty nigger
>>55525218
>duh duh global warming duh duh white house meh meh
>duh duh solar storms duh duh white house meh meh
>>55525218
Calm down, nothing serious is happening. Solar storms are pretty frequent and heavier ones are no exception.
>>55527523
Why would they be?
>>55527520
Id gibz
>>55527749
>>55527452
kebabs lose, because no power, no gibmedats
no gibmedats, kebabs angry
kebabs angry, privatees and lower officers revolt and enforce martial law to make their families safe
>>55525218
>mfw I have insulation in my house
Big woop. It's not like we can't build it back in a day
We could only hope. Imagine what would happen to liberals if they had to go a year with no internet.
12% chance we get hit within the next decade....
>next decade
>happening
lol, not a big deal guys. Literally nothing happening.
>>55525218
We get this scare at least once a year.
>>55528519
Someone's new.
>>55528432
ladies and gentlemen the cockey human race.
>>55527452
winterchan will asure them an early grave unless they move back south.
>>55528641
Seen previous ones, just hate when its always announced as CURRENTLY HAPPENING! as if a mass ejection is heading for us right now.
>>55525218
http://videowall.accuweather.com/detail/videos/trending-now/video/4602841070001/stunning-northern-lights-radiate-minnesota-sky?autoStart=true&utm_source=accuweather&utm_medium=accuweather&utm_campaign=awx_videowal_lin
This video was from THREE DAYS AGO, in fucking MINNESOTA.
In other words, there's a CME in progress.
>>55527749
SIX GORILLIAN?
>>55525974
n-n-new f-fag...
>>55527749
The nig nogs are ready to loot.
>>55525218
Every time
Sage
>>55527106
Albania?
I AM A NIGGER AND I APPROVE OF THIS FAGGOTRY
>>55525218
I want to get excited but I feel like it's just another non-happening.
>>55527388
Solar Chan
No its not
>happening fag
Saged
Slide it
>>55525218
>getting your weather reports from anyone other than Frankie MacDonald
Sage and hide, niggers
>>55527749
coincidence
coincidence i don't think so
>>55525218
no its not, the closest we got to an acual happening was 7/23/2012
"In my view the July 2012 storm was in all respects at least as strong as the 1859 Carrington event," says Baker. "The only difference is, it missed."
it would have been neat to see telephone wire erupt in fire, but guess what we were in line with the CME, our orbit saved us by a week
The southern hemisphere will get hit the worst heh, good on ya sun.
The chance of a solar flare actually hitting earth are so tiny I don't need to read the article to know that it is absolutely no habbening.
>>55527523
How new are you?
>>55532285
about 1/3625 for a direct hit so, its fairly small also you can say that a large event that would cripple the power grid only comes along once every 20 years so, every 20 years or so you have a 1 in 3000 chance of destroying life as we know it.
>>55532604
Thanks for the info.
I will take your house, money and any earthly possessions for safe-keeping while you wait for the end.
>>55532604
Do.... Do you think we can work our magic once more and force this to happen?
Just kill power permanently and force SJWs and other libtards to be without power?
>>55525218
nothing will happen until he has arrived.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AxDq5Gl9QG
