>PLASTIC-EATING MUSHROOM DISCOVERED
http://timewheel.net/Tome-Research-Team-Finds-Plastic-Eating-Mushroom-Species-In-Amazon
SCIENCE, FUCK YEAH
Free environment solves the problems of the free market.
Statists on suicide watch
>>55524211
But can we smoke it?
>>55524981
Yes.
>>55524981
The government will day you can, and then it will be outlawed.
>>55524211
Theres always a catch...but I am hopefull it will anyhow
Also...
>SCIENCE, FUCK YEAH
Stop with the reddit tier comments
I'm pretty sure it's racist or sexist in some way. No way we can use it.
>>55524211
>only polyurethane
There are so many other plastics that it can't do anything about, then. This will maybe solve 0.001% of the problem.
>>55524211
>From yale
Well I hope this doesn't go wrong.
>>55524211
FOR SCIENCE!
>>55524211
But muh waifu!
>>55524294
Oh yeah, capitalists are so great at protecting the environment.
>>55524211
>Austrian designer Katharina Unger has figured out how to harness the power of a rare fungus that can turn plastic into edible biomass.
Austrians at it again!
Hella f**kin' epic find
Lets science le shit out of this xD
>>55525674
XDDDDDDDDD
>>55525378
Good taste swe fag
>>55525592
kek, lets take a look at china shall we friend?
>white people save the world
>again
Is the rest of the world even trying anymore
Do they like eating plastic or are we just going to enslave it and force it to
>>55525593
Austrians do like to recycle things to make new products. First it was soap and lamps, now something to eat.
>>55525058
m8, it's from 4chan
>>55524211
Reminds me of an Anime called Earth girl Arjuna. /spoilers omitted
Good luck, Mushroom Chan!
God sure is something.
>>55524211
Ok but what will the shroom do once the plastic is gone, and how will it affect the environment?
>>55525725
>>55525674
this is why we are the dude weed lmao nation
>>55526007
At the same moment they discovered this fungus some pajeet was squat down over a designated shitting street about to poo
>>55526245
Oy vey
>>55526320
It will probably fart CO2 creating more greenhouse gases. RIP planet, RIP polar bears, RIP us.
>>55526069
germany will welcome any mushroom refugees with open arms.
>>55524211
Nature > science
>>55526485
>it will probably fart CO2
Like almost every single consumer in the food chain?
>>55526922
fug we are ded
>>55527062
That's right fucker and it's your fault too. You need to stop breathing out those greenhouse gasses!
#stopbreathing2015
#savetheplanet
#muhpolarbears
>>55526320
it will die and go back into the soil like all mushrooms
seriously this shouldn't be surprising, plastic is an organic material, the earth has tons of organisms devote to making things decompose back into soil
>fungi eats bottle, pig eats fungi, black children eat pig, melt children down for bio fuel
WE JUST SAVED THE WORLD
God damn, son. That's cool as fuck. Nature will never cease to amaze me. Here I was thinking plastic was going to irreversibly fuck up the planet, and here comes a little mushroom that eats fucking plastic.
>>55526007
we wus plastic eatin an sheeeit
>>55530946
How the fuck aren't more people reacting like you?
>>55524211
i discovered a plastic eating fungus right in my basement
im not even joking
it was eating the plastic pipes
i can probably get a sample if i want, im sure theres several kinds of plastic eating fungi that are either evolving or have evolved with more to come
>>55524211
Mushrooms are super based desu senpai, there is a type that transforms crude oil i to food too desu saw a vid on jewtube a couple of years ago.
>>55524211
>eats plastic
>shits aids and ebola
Guess I can stop recycling now.
Well if I was ever recycling to begin with.
>>55524211
>>55524211
More like Amazon fuck yeah, and you fucking white people wanted to cut all that shit down and ship it back to europe to make churches and car tires.
>>55531333
Because this isn't exactly a new thing. There are news articles from 2011 talking about plastic eating fungi.
