>ride my bicycle to a local sandwich shop to pick up lunch for my wife and I
>don't lock the bike up, it's a nice neighbourhood in Canada
>while inside, an employee calls out to me that someone is stealing my bike
>rush outside, some hoodlum is by now about 50ft away and gaining distance
>disable the bike (a contraption on the bike closes a rod on the front wheel between the spokes via wireless remote)
>guy goes over the handlebars, faceplants on the asphalt at a respectable speed
>part of his nose is ripped off, dislocated eye socket, broken arm, is beat up and bloody to hell and back
>his family is now suing me (he was a minor) for damages
What country should I move to where I have the right to protect my property?
I really, really want to move
>>55515813
Head south.
America will accept you, man.
>>55515813
Havent seen this pasta in awhile.
>>55515813
cool story bro
>>55515813
Whats the name of the device? Sounds like it could come in handy
Move to Africa. They allow self dense against niggers
>>55515813
>implying this actually happened.
Post some proof faggot or fuck off
ive seen this pasta before
>>55516266
This, i remember seeing this some time ago
>>55515813
Sue him for causing you mental stress.
Alternatively tell his family to suck my dick.
>>55515813
Shill pasta
Shill
Pasta
Pasta shill
Pasta
Shill.
>don't lock the bike up, it's a nice neighbourhood in Canada
>he feels a need to install a remote-control anti-theft device on his bike
>>55515813
News from my contry: 2 gypsies enter into a home. Owner finds them, uses legally owned gun and kills one of the gypsies. Gypsy Tribe sues him, Justice system tells the guy to pay the Gypsy family. Justice keeps runnig the show. The guy literally dies after a heart attack.
Justice say that the home will be sold and the money given to the Gypsies.
>>55516266
ive seen your mom before
>>55516631
If I ran my country, the gypsies would go first, ask any european if the world would be better without gypsies and 99.99999% would say yes.
>>55516580
this.
>>55515813
>his family is now suing me
Keep calm. Normally everybody can fil for a civil lawsuit. You can sue now your prime minister if you want.
The chances of a successful civil law suit with this conditions are really low.
>>55515813
>for my wife and I
It's "for my wife and me". You wouldn't say "This is for I". Might be overcorrecting the cases where people use "me" but grammar nazis started to point out it should be "I" - but it is not always correct.
http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/156369/is-my-wife-and-i-correct-english
>>55515813
nice pasta cocksucker
>>55516580
I was going to post this exact thing minus the picture
>>55515813
I bet you just made that up.
>>55515813
no such device exist
you're a lying pig
>>55518428
If it did, why wouldn't he engage it while going inside to keep it from being stolen in the first place?
>>55515813
thanks for the million dollar idea OP
>>55515813
if not shitpost then it appears usa legal system has infiltrated canada
>>55515813
I hope you didn't tell anyone (especially cops) about the wireless thing. You can easily defend by claiming the plaintiff sustained injuries on his own while committing a crime
