>Everytime you masturbate, your community has to take in a Syrian refugee
How fucked are you?
Guess I have to learn mastery over my domain.
Awoo lewds?
>>55513229
They'll run out of Syrians eventually.
I would find the strength to abstain.
>"I don't know what happened. Or how. One night my family went to bed peacefully, but the next morning we awoke to 127 refugees in our living room. The Johnsons down the street were worse off. Their daughter was beheaded at 3 am by a sharia tribunal that had renovated their home into a mosque in a staggering 20 minutes."
>>55513229
I would literally chop my dick off as a mean to prevent it. No way I'm gonna be fapping after that
>>55513229
Two per day?
Over one year, that'd be 730, much better than Germany's 800000 per year.
>>55513229
I gotta masturbate more so I can see the pile of refugee bodies from my balcony.
>Syrian refugee
no problem, Syrians are a lot like us
the problem is the freeloaders from literally everywhere else
>>55513455
Come on man, here I was hoping you meant to post in some amazing thread but not this shit. You let me down. I'm out of here, can't handle this shit anymore.
>>55513375
>>55513229
>tfw you have ended the white race
>>55513643
this was a good doujin
>>55513643
>fapping twice a day
How can anybody do this?
>>55513778
>That doujin with the asphixiation
Oh baby, my dick feels good
but my heart feels bad
>>55513229
1-1.5k Syrians a year. Less than the amount of niggers that have popped up recently.
>>55513841
We aren't circumcised.
>>55513841
I'm 30 and until a few weeks ago, I used to do it at least 3 times a day. I actually don't understand how anyone can do it any less without extreme self control and an extreme lack of privacy.
>>55513841
>How can anybody do this?
How to masturbate twice in 4 simple steps!
1. Grab your dick
2. Jerk until you cum
3. Wait a couple of hours
4. Do it again
>>55513229
The solution is simple.
1. rub one off
2. kill a "refugee"
Repeat ad infinitum.
>>55513897
I'm uncircumcised and I only fap 2-3 times a week
>>55514044
You're a faggot with an extremely low sex drive then.
There is plenty of desert areas in France to take them anyway.
>>55513229
Not very, honestly I think it's weird that some people can masturbate so much in one day.
>>55514044
Clearly you have a mild erectile dysfunction if you don't fap at least once a day without a mutilated dick.
Do you drink tap water?
>>55513229
>Everytime you masturbate, your community has to take in a Syrian refugee
>How fucked are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EPM3odPEb4
>>55513229
>can't get in because security threat
>probably thrown into jail and shipped to New Mexico prison
I'd fap until I die from dehydration if it meant sending Syrians to a border state lockup
>>55513229
>tfw don't masturbate and stay Aryan
>>55514265
>>55513229
Haven't fapped all month.
I think I'm OK.
>>55513229
>4-6 per day~
We're fucked~
>>55513229
I masturbated so much my dick is on strike so I'm ok.
It's been 3 months now.
8 times a day.
Better call pest control.
6x a day or more
am I addicted?
>>55513229
Germany in like two months
I live in Los Angeles, so... I would probably never notice.
>>55513867
I can't fap if the story is too heartwarming or too sad.
>>55514667
Are you me?
Except I can go up to 10 during weekends.
One refugee every week and a half to two weeks wouldn't be so bad. It'd be slow enough for them to blend in with the other Middle Easterners here.
Now, if I was still jerking off like I was in high school...we'd be in trouble.
>masturbate everyday because is full of disgusting mexican brown
>behead refugees until islam have no more people left
Is a win win situation.
>>55513841
I'm 27 and I've been jerking it at least twice a day since I was 13.
Welcome to New Damascus.
>>55513501
The lewdest.
>>55513229
Well my little community of 2000 would probably be overrun in a year.
>>55519622
>>55518579
>you will never play CS:GO in real life with all your jihad brothers.
>>55513229
Oh shit! What have I done?
>>55513841
In the middle of my teen years it was typically 4-6 times day.
>>55519783
Futawoo.
>>55519986
Awoooo~
>>55513229
My community is Detroit, we honestly wouldn't notice and the Americanized Rabs would keep 'em in line. Send them here.
Half the country would be migrants
