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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3314165/Beauty-blogger-covers-face-SPERM-day-saying-keeps-skin-soft.html

>Beauty blogger says SPERM facials are the secret to her glowing skin - and her male friend delivers it in a pot every day

i don't even care about this world anymore
the sooner we cease to exist, the better
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>>55512697
This is kind of really fuckin hot.

You're just a faggot OP, Europe is getting raped by niggies n muzzies, whites will be extinct in 50 years and theres an upcoming race war, but THIS makes you lose interest in the world and wish to end it?

Fuck you.
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>>55512697
>tfw you kiss her on the cheek, you actually lick other dudes sperm

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>>55512697
>her male friend delivers it in a pot every day
lel what a beta, I'd make her work for it
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>>55512697
Kek of Today award goes to that dude giving her his sperm.

What a useless betakekfaggot
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>>55512697
this is like out of some kind of hentai. what's next is she going to drink cum and say the protein makes her healthier?
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>>55512797

>lel what a beta, I'd make her work for it

Fucking this.
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>>55512697

What is this lady doing in this picture?
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>>55512797
Just start spreading reports that for maximum effect it needs to be fresh.

Time for a facial
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>>55512697
Where is degeneracy? Semen contains a lot of things, it even has actual proven antidepressive effect and increase in libido among other many effects. It can technicaly be useful for skin, there is nothing scientificaly wrong with that.

Don't see the degeneracy.
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>>55512697
WHAT
THE
FUCK
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Soon these whores will be rubbing shit in their hair

They are truly children
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>>55512697

>i don't even care
>makes her even more popular by posting her shit all over the internet

also
>mfw we actually got genocided by these low IQ ustase
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>>55512697
Didn't Cleopatra do this?
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And yet pornstars tend to have horrible skin.
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as we say on /fit/, she is "high test", only a /fit/izen would understand...
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>>55512844
If a woman wanted to rub your semen on her face every day

Would you refuse her
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>>55513075

cringed
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>>55512852
>what's next is she going to drink cum and say the protein makes her healthier?
Anon ita been proven that semen improves a woman's mood
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>>55513072
Well there is about a cm of makeup between their skin and the sperm
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>>55512697
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>>55512697
It does work to some degree, it's not the sperm, it's the enzymes in the fluid. Where do you think they get all those "skin softening" makeup from, from Schlomo's foreskins and aborted fetuses. Schlomo's stuff is just processed and contains a higher concentration.
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>>55513075
Ha, joke's on you friendo, I understand this meme :)
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>mfw she gets skin cancer
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>>55512928

Maybe you should start eating semen, you russian faggot
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>>55513079
>throwing away free proteins and ruining your hormone balance for some slut
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>>55512697
My ex used to like when I'd cum on her stomach because she said it made her skin soft!
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>>55512697
>Beauty blogger
she's not even attractive
it's like a fat dietician
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>>55513075
>high test
Actually even /fit/ is confused whether they mean high-level, or "attractive to men with high-testosterone", or "women with high-testosterone"

Go ahead, ask them, they don't know what it means
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>>55513122
True and drugs/alcohol abuse
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if you kissed her you would literally be getting mystery cum in your mouth
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>>55512697
The fuck? You ever didnt wash your dick with soap after making a mess when jerking off? Because that stuff SMELLS!
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>>55512797
She'll just find someone else
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>current year
>not having a gf that covers her face with your sperm

ishagthatscoobydoobydoodoopoo

But for real, I've only had one sex partner and she would never let me give her a facial.

Forever alone, forever that dry spell.

And why does he deliver that shit in a pot? Why not let her work for it, as an extra its still warm.
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>>55512697
>The single mother suffers from the skin condition rosacea, which causes redness and flushing, and says her daily facial has done wonders for improving her complexion.
>tfw I have rosacea too
S-should I do it? It's not like I can kek myself with my sperm, right?
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>>55512697
If she were to help extract the sperm, I'd have no problem with it.
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>>55512697
Don't be fags, show this to your girls. Make them take your facials.
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>>55512697
>western women
you guys are doomed
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>>55512697
>le aryan white mater race
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Shit like this is only good in 2D
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>>55513385
It will most likely ruin your skin.
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>>55513481
sometimes if im watching some crazy hot shit or if i really take my time and enjoy everything (e.g. go at it for an hour or more), it'll shoot up in the air like 3 or 4 feet. Usually gets me in the neck or chest when it lands, but it's hit my face before. Can confirm what she says - it's pretty gross and kinda gay, but if I had rosacea and wanted to get rid of it I'd probably do it.
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>>55513612
>mater race
>tomater race
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>>55512797

That's right. I understand that it's most effective when fresh. Very brief shelf life.

Anyone with DM comment access? They need to be told. I'd upvote that pice of information.
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>>55513706
it's the weed dude
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Dude that's gotta smell real bad
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>>55512697
This is not new, it was common for women to do this in ancient times because there weren't exactly other facial creams available like there are today.
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>>55512697
well, some skin product contain compound you found in semen.
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it's well known that plant cell shit is good for your skin.

no surprise cum is even better.

stem cells from dead babies would be even better.
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>>55513678
It won't.
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Reminds me of that one hentai manga with the swim teacher who regularly had a gangbang with her swim team and rubbed their cum all over her skin which made her look beautiful.

Anyone have a link for it? I couldn't find it myself.
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>>55512928
Sperm is good for your skin. Ivan approves.
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>>55512697
Already knew sperm is good for the skin, but a good diet with loads of fruit and veg does the same..
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>>55512697
>her male friend delivers it in a pot every day
I don't know whether to laugh at this bloke or be jealous, he probably gets off on the thought.
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>>55512697

Do Europeans still kiss each other on both cheeks for a greeting.
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>>55513072

Nice tits, stomachs and lower backs though.
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>>55515054
Only some eg French people do that.
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>>55512697
I would insist that I get to deposit it
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>>55512928
This. My gf has very nice skin.
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>>55512697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-BmKFgJJog
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>>55512790
Dudette, ill help ladies out
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>>55513187
Youre a fag.
A gay fag.
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>>55513952

This is a common theme. Discipline did it, so did sextra credit.
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>>55512928
it only has anti depressive effects if you get creampied. facials dont do anything.
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>>55512697
LITERALLY the only valid response.
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I NEED SOME /pol/tard TO CUM ON MY FACE DAILY. ANY VOLUNTEERS. I AM A DUDE BTW.
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>>55512697

>British culture
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idk about you guys but when i jack off i like to squirt my shit all over the place, i would feel contained if i had to, well, contain it all somehow.

nothing like seeing your jizz fly all over the place.
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I forget which animal it's from, but there is semen used in various facial creams and cleansers
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>>55518534

probably horse cows goats. lots of nasty shit animal parts are used in lots of shit that plebs know nothing about.
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>>55518378
>>British culture

This has nothing to do with Islam.
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>>55512697
>Beauty blogger says SPERM facials are the secret to her glowing skin
I thought that was just a Japanese porn thing
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>>55512697
It's like the old thing of telling a girl that eating cum will make her tits grow or that it's a "special medicine" she needs to take to get her to suck you off. Except this faggot isn't getting sucked off by her.
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>>55512697
>applies cum on her face to look good
>uses her good looks to seduce men
>refuses to pull out and do dirty tricks
>tfw
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>>55512697

So.....IGNORE IT

like this

sage
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>>55512697
>mfw there's suddenly information that niggers or muslims sperm works best
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>>55519560
Works better like this.
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>>55512697
>she doesn't suck it out of them

why even bother
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>>55513796
lmao
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>>55512697
this shit isn't even new
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>semen shipments are a real things
What meme will not become a real thing?
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>>55512697

I present to you, your modern empowered white woman!

(.... and stormfags get mad when males en masses avoid these sluts like the plague, KEK).
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>>55512697
How old are you all, it is true, sperm is good for the skin.
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>>55513072
drugs abuse isn't kind to the face m80
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