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yo man, here for tha interview thingy.. so when do I start like?
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so uh ye.. I'm good with uh people
>>55505156
You start now. Here is your bog brush. Go clean dem crappers.
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>>55505440
uh sorry but I can't do that, I wouldn't want to get myself dirty. I'm above that
If you're here about our ad for a living coat hanger, you're hired!
>>55505156
>>55505268
Your job is the new executive toolrack
put a load of various utensils in your face and when the chefs say they need a utensil they can just pull it out of one of your holes.
>>55505156
I bet he gives a great blowjob. Shame I'm not gay; I'd take him on. :^)
>>55505156
Into uranium mines you go
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let's talk salary and benefits.. I need every second day off for new holes in my body
>>55505156
You are hired.
Well call you if we want a second interview.
He must be good for dental students to practise on. Pretty good access to his teeth
>>55505923
just stay at your place this holiday season, okay son
Sheeeeeiiiit muhfuckin yo I be'z here fo dat job interview. Gotsta roll in Benjamin's son!
>>55505156
I bet he looks like a damn choo choo train when he smokes
>current year
>not having mounting points for gas filters installed directly into your face
lmao enjoy dying when the shtf squares
>>55506346
he can suck 3 dick tho
>>55506335
Good. We need to fill the diversity quota. I see you didn't go to medical school, well you still get the job as surgeon just wacht what you're doing and learn from others! Good luck!
>>55505156
I will give you the job only if you let me fuck your holes.
>>55505156
>"why should I hire you?"
>"because its 2015"
How do you respond without sounding non-tolerant and disrespectful towards his facial enhancements?
hey, i am here for the interview. I think I'm perfect for Jimmy Johns.
