I tried talking to a Canadian the other day, it went something like this:
AYY
>*picks up hockey stick*
HOL ON 'ERE
>*eats poutine*
WHAT'S THEES ABOOT
>*pours syrup*
HOL UP A SEC
>*ice skates*
WUTS YE ON ABOOT EH?
>*lights joint*
YUR SAYIN THOT
>*receives medical treatment*
THIS YANK OVER ERE
>*puts on denim jacket*
NOT TWOO COLD OOT T'DAY
>*becomes hypothermic*
YUR TELLIN ME THOT
>*apologizes*
HOL UP
>*starts hunting*
TIS AIN'T TIM 'ORTONS EH
>*blesses the queen*
BUT HOL UP ERE
>*burns down the whitehouse*
ERR WE GOIN OOT FOR A RIP THEN EH?
>*jingles coins in palm*
WHATS YUR TELL ME IS
>*takes out chapstick*
YOOER GOIN ON ABOOT
>*puts on toque*
LEMME GET THOS STRAIGHT ER
>*slams a mickey*
SORRY ABOOT THAT
>*hops on snowmobile*
ATTACHE TA TUQUE!
>*avoids bear*
DUDE
>*trips over chinese tourists*
WEED BRO
Tell me /pol/ why are Canadians such irl shitposters?
I have very little of a Canadian accent personally. I agree that our accent is sorta funny.
Americans have the most disgusting accent, your average yank sounds like he has a BBC stuck in his throat. Your average Canadian accent is god tier, it sounds clear, everyone can understand you, you don't stand out. The only negative thing anyone can say about our accent is the way we say about, the rest of the English speaking world has entire regions of awful accents. Stay mad amerinigger
>>55497609
10/10, this made me laugh.
>>55500570
This
Everybody down there sounds like Alex Johns
>muh potato in mouth
>>55497609
Great post tho merifat, made me giggle for half a second
>>55501264
*Alex Jones
>>55497609
>meet american
>black
>get shot
>die
>robbed
>sued
>have to pay child support to any woman i make eye contact with
>gain 50 lb
>>55501368
>>55497609
It's funny how most those stereotypes aren't suited for french canadians...except poutine
>>55501368
>have to pay child support to any woman i make eye contact with
>>55497609
Your ear for phrasing actually isn't too bad at all. The accent is a little over the top, but it hits the right notes all the same. I can definitely feel my own slipping into that pattern when I'm at family functions with my blue-collar cousins etc.
Overall, 8/10. Needs a bit more finesse, but a solid effort.
Being from northern Ontario I fully agree our accents can be ridiculous.
