>be Norwegian
>buy Pepper Spray
>get arrested for illegal weapons
Be aussie wear bullet proof vest
Get arrested
>be german
>buy knife jackknife that can be opened with one hand
>get put in jail for 30 years
>>55494206
Only if you're white
>be argentinian
>thieves enter your house
>cut them to pieces with katana
>legal
>watch mother cry her baby dindunuffin on tv
>laugh
>nigger breaks into my house.
>get arrested because I didn't let him kill me
anyone ever gotten pepper sprayed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAoIaepAGfE
>be American
>buy assault rifle
>buddies think its great
do you even freedom?
>>55494098
>Be tunisian
>Own a whole arsenal of guns
>Shoot intruder one day
>Cops tell me "GG but git gud next time"
God bless tunisia
>>55494335
>do you even freedom?
Nein.
>be australian
>cunts break in
>can't be fucked dealing with them, still pissed from night before
>cheers cunts
>>55494379
that's the most Australian thing I've read all day
>be Canadian from future
>2 years after Le Weed Man is elected
>muslims break into house
>rape and kill family
>called cops
>have to fight them off waiting for cops
>cops arrest me instead
>"why?"
>calling police or defending yourself against muslims is racist and islamophobic
>cop lights a joint after putting me in car
>"allahu ackbar! bless le weed man trudeau!"
>>55494370
But you can though, You can own guns but you have to join a shooty club, correct me if i'm wrong?
>>55494301
Yes, we did it during riot training (I still have a "chemical munitions" certificate somewhere stored away).
Tear gas is good, its not as painful or immediate, but after a short time it just gets harder to endure.
Pepper spray is more "this stuff isnt so"..."OH FUCK MY EYES!!!" after a few seconds.
Pro-tip: Lady protesters, wear thick knickers if you are wearing a dress or skirt to a protest. Tear gas affect ALL mucous membranes.
>be white
>country gets invaded by brown people
>don't be ok with it, dissent
>you're now a nazi
>be american
>get shot to death by female police officer
>>55494098
My freedom allows me to buy and carry fucking handguns. Fuck pepper spray, I'll shoot a mother fucker. I pull my pistol if someone even gets too close. I let everyone know I'm armed and ready to use it.
>be Italian
>shoot and wound roma thugs during home invasion.
>convicted for murder because, according to the judges, you can't assume that someone who enters your home armed with knives and bybars actually does so with the intention of harming you and your family. Also have to pay them reparations. Don't have the money? no problem: you probably have a home, a car and salary which can be subjected to distraint.
>>55494644
shit, tell me thats a joke, pls
>be swiss
>join military and get my SIG SG 550
>after my first service I reckon the repetition courses are unneccesary and switch to civil service just for the comfort of planning my own serving periods
>discover my love for guns on 4chan
>realize I gave up my free automatic rifle a few years ago
>have to pay over 3000 CHF for a new one
How could I have been so stupid ;_;
I just didn't see the race war coming this many years ago
>be american
>buy handgun and rifle in private party sale with no background check
>legally
>apply for and receive CCL within one (1) week
>everything went better from 2nd amendment
NIGGER STATUS:
>told so hard
DEMOCRAT STATUS
>told so so hard
FEMINIST STATUS
>told extra plus hard
ILLEGAL ALIEN STATUS
>matando chicanos
>>55494335
>be British
>buy spare wheel for my push bike
>it gets confiscated in a "Weapons Sweep"
>>55494486
yes, you have to join a club and go shooting atleast once a month or total of ~18 times a year.
Then you are allowed to have a gun in in your home. A gun in one special gun safe and ammo in a seperate and locked safe.
>be upper middle class American
>live in safe neighborhood made up of white people and imported Asian engineers
>collect guns for fun
>attend bimonthly gun club meeting where we talk about anime while drinking whiskey
>tell racist jokes
>everyone laughs
>even the Chinese guy
>>55494486
To " join a shooting club" is a codeword for "being put on "violent extremist" list".
Never ever do this.
>>55494697
It's not unfortunately.
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=it&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=it&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fcorrieredelveneto.corriere.it%2Fveneto%2Fnotizie%2Fcronaca%2F2015%2F9-ottobre-2015%2Fsparo-ladri-condannato-5-anni-2302026536135.shtml&edit-text=
>be American
>Buy Glock from private seller with cash
>run down to local gun store and buy 200 hollow-point rounds with cash.
>Drive through BurgerKing on the way home and get Jalapeno Whopper.
>Thank Jesus for my freedom
>>55494098
>be Polack, open carry a two-handed sword
>no one gives a fuck, legal
>buy a Remington 1858 .44 5,5" replica
>perfectly legal
same as pepper spray, a bow, tazer etc.
>>55495115
what kind of sperg faggot gun club talks about anime? weirdo
>be american
>get shot
>>55495115
>be American
>be white, law abiding, gun owning citizen
>live in New York
>Sandy Hook happens
>become class 1 felon over night for owning guns the state doesn't like
>>55495318
Jesus Christ, what the hell is wrong with out politicians and judges? Is it really the same all over Europe? I had the faint hope you hot-blooded Cesares would knife shitskins at the drop of a hat with no questions asked by the police.
FUCK!
>>55494098
>be aussie
>buy softgun
>get arrested for illegal weapons
>be american
>buy pepper spray
>friends laugh at you for being a fucking faggot
>>55494098
Belgium too, except weapon laws are becoming less and less enforced.
If cops find out you have pepper spray they won't arrest or fine you for it.
The executive branch of our government is one of the best.
>>55494335
>do you even freedom?
das ist??
>>55494098
>>Be English
>>Buy pepper spray
>>Get arrested
>>Be English
>>Buy non-toxic, non-irritant, dye spray
>>Accidentally get some in thieves' eyes while being culturally enriched
>>Get arrested
>>Be English
>>Buy rape alarm
>>Daughter gets raped
>>Get arrested
http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/crime/rotherham-dads-were-arrested-after-tracking-down-abusers-1-6807187
>>55495529
It's worse some where
>Be macedonian
>Be police officer
>Albo scum attack you in your car while your off duty and with your daughter
>You shoot them all
>Sent to prison for life because you are suppose to fight fists with fists.
>>55494644
Someone should home invade the judge that made that call.
>>55495626
I'm pretty sure in 5 years we are going to start seeing people take law into their own hands.
This can't go on forever and having a comfortable life to control the populous goes only so far.
>>55494335
>assault rifle
I know you need an NFA stamp to get a Title II weapon, such as a full-auto gun. Are they worth it?
i don't get banning things that could be used as a weapon for self defense. Could'nt a lerson just carry a pen to jam in someones jugular or perhaps a large nail to eyegouge? Anything pointy could be used as a weapon, i mean shit just shave the end of a short stick.
>>55495821
That isn't what assault rifle means in American law.
>>55495529
Thank God USA have the 2nd Amendment and the bill of rights, with castle doctrine law in some states. Even better is stand your ground law.
EU is keked, and it will be with the illegal alien invasion.
>Pic related, this is how Angela Merkel the Commie won the prize named after the nip Jew.
>>55494098
>be british
>knife crime on the rise
>self defence is banned, so import stab-resistant vest
>illegal to wear in public because they block police tasers
>mfw
>>55494098
>be JC Denton
>equip pepper spray
>run around spraying it
>beat everyone to death as they're crying
Why is this allowed? It's like an AoE dragon tooth sword
>>55494206
I just learned this a few days ago. I often had one of those knifes with me.
I only carry a small swiss pocket knife now, it's more convenient anyways.
>>55494098
Don't even start me. Seriously, I'd get arrested.
>be british
>oh fuck forgot to pay for my double glazing window license
>double glazing window license inspector knocks on door
>£1000 fee or 6 months in jail
God save the Queen
>be Dutch
>use pepper spray on zwart gespuis breaking into my home
>get jailed
Start hunting to get weapons.
>>55495529
Don't worry, we are not yet like sweden. All this rampant leftism and criminal/shitskin pandering by italian judges and politicians is building up to the point that the general public isn't going to tolerate it for much longer. Recently politician Matteo Salvini (whose program includes things like bombing the boats of human traffickers in libia, razing illegal roma camps and suppressing all affirmative action benefits for immigrants) won enough consensus to lead the right wing coalition at the next national elections. We might be Axis BFF soon, fellow Germany.
>>55494098
Be British have spoon without licence get arrested.
>be belgian
>be butterfly knife
>be jail
>>55497674
Maybe next time you will remember to MOVE YOUR FUCKING NAVY.
>be dutch
>want to buy pepperspray, can't do that it's illegal
>want to buy crossbows, compound bows, any kind of bow you want, no problem it's legal.
>>55495393
The more i read about poland, the more i want to leave this leftist shithole and start a seculair life there.
At the moment the Netherlands is the lesser of all evils in Europe, but im still waiting for the day it all ens
>>55494301
No but I pepper sprayed a nigger and some of it got on my shirt.
>>55498134
>be Italian
>want to buy 9x19mm semiautomatic handgun: can't do that it's a military-grade caliber.
>want to buy barret .408 chey-tac semiautomatic anti-material rifle: no problem, it's a sporting rifle.
>>55494098
Yep. Roll-mops would have sufficed.
>>55494920
Guy's arms are not the same size?!?!?
>be austrian
>buy guns
>shoot latvian robberscum trying to rob me and my wife
>one of the fucks dies and gets wrapped in bonbonwrapper
>I go free and have nothing to fear
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9a2_1373026656
>then everyone else buys guns too to shoot mudshits in upcoming racewar
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3291978/Shotguns-virtually-sold-Austria-citizens-rush-buy-arms-amid-fears-massive-influx-migrants-dealers-claim.html
also the article isnt 100% true, no rifles that arent semiautoo need a license. only handguns and semi
In any case, feels good man
More dead criminal scum headlines
http://austrianindependent.com/mobile/news/General_News/2013-06-07/14112/Taxi_driver_shoots_robber_dead_
>>55495601
My face when the crap from the screenshot is true.
http://www.suffolk.police.uk/contactus/faqs/results.aspx?question=589
Goddammit UK. The fuck is wrong with you?
>>55495601
>be english
>ride bike
>bicycle wheel is confiscated for being a dangerous weapon
can't find the twitter screenshot, but pretty sure everyone knows
>>55498758
Bow's are legal though, but the police will probably be called if you start walking around with them and make up some bullshit to arrest you, we have some strange laws like 'Conspiracy to start a rave' with which they can arrest pretty much anyone
>>55494644
Why not burn the fucking judges house to the ground?
>be American
>go outside
>get shot
>go to hospital
>pay expensive hospitalization fee
>step out of hospital
>get shot
>go back to hospital
>can't pay for expensive hospitalization fee
>go to prison
>get raped
>be somebody's bitch
>convert to islam
>get shanked for looking at Jamal funny
>go to infirmary
>find out i got hep C
>tell them their treatments are against my beliefs
>see a tv in the background
>ask someone to turn it up
>the last thing i hear before dying is hillary being re-elected
>>55498758
the further west you go in europe the shittier the gunlaws.
Look up irish firearm laws, the need to register paintballmarkers and keep them inside a gunlocker.
Real guns? Kek, have fun wiith that.
Same shit in Spain and poortogal, there weapon ownership is a "priviledge" which you have to check.
Can we be eastern-europeans? Please, everything west of us is going down.
>>55498847
it's possession of a deadly weapon
>>55495601
>mfw I ordered one of these a few days ago, from germoney no less
http://www.security-discount.com/products/en/Batons-Tonfa/Expandable-baton-21-hardened-ultra-slim-design-incl-belt-clip.html
I just hope it gets through customs
>>55494098
Go to a sporting goods store and buy bear spray.
You have that don't you?
>>55498912
Because to express our appreciation for the good work they do, when they convict innocent law abiding citizens for excessive self defense, we use our tax revenue to provide them with armored cars, armed surveillance and home security systems.
These threads make me depressed.
>>55499348
>muh bears
you wouldnt endanger the precious life of a bear, would you?
>>55499348
>bears
>western europe
Afraid not bob
>>55494098
Dont be an idiot then. Buy legal Bear Repellent.
>>55499474
Some people may be able to buy bear spray, they live in these areas. OP is from Norway.
For all unfree countries citizen.
For my Polizei, this picture exists and was saved only for educational purposes about asymetric warffare in the middle east
>>55498945
>Can we be eastern-europeans? Please, everything west of us is going down.
Sure absolutely. Austro-Hungarian & Co union back online when?
>Be Slovenian
>Buy pepper spray
>Cops find empty one on me
>Buy butterfly knife
>Buy baseball bat
>Cop actually held it while I pretended I'm into baseball
>everything ok
>At least we're not as degenerate as the rest of Europe
>>55499578
>2015
>Not using rape alarm against bear attack
Pic related.
#banassaultpeperspary #bearfeelsmatter
>>55499706
>>55499706
Anytime man, just never again Allies with germany
That never ever works out.
>>55496248
you dont really get in jail...
Its an Ordnungswidrigkeit (not a "crime") and the police will take the knife and you have to pay like 50-100€ fine.
>be Canadian
>want to have more wives
>polygamy illegal
http://yourlaws.ca/criminal-code-canada/293-polygamy
293. Polygamy
293. (1) Every one who
(a) practises or enters into or in any manner agrees or consents to practise or enter into
(i) any form of polygamy, or
(ii) any kind of conjugal union with more than one person at the same time,
whether or not it is by law recognized as a binding form of marriage, or
(b) celebrates, assists or is a party to a rite, ceremony, contract or consent that purports to sanction a relationship mentioned in subparagraph (a)(i) or (ii),
is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding five years.
Evidence in case of polygamy
(2) Where an accused is charged with an offence under this section, no averment or proof of the method by which the alleged relationship was entered into, agreed to or consented to is necessary in the indictment or on the trial of the accused, nor is it necessary on the trial to prove that the persons who are alleged to have entered into the relationship had or intended to have sexual intercourse.
>>55494098
>be Czech
>get a gun license
>get whatever gun you want
>conceal carry, it's perfectly legal
>if you don't want to get a gun license, there are guns you can buy without one
>it's also legal to own a fucking sword because there are no laws regulating use of cold weapons
Must suck to be you, Western Europoors.
>>55494265
I dont understand why people just dont lie to the cops.
>Why'd you stab him in the throat sir?
>He came at me with a knife so I had to defend myself. I ran away and hid in my room until I couldn't hear anything because I was afraid officer.
>be Czech
>apply for gun permit
>pass pretty easy exam and health check
>buy gun
>carry a gun all day erry day
>>55495821
If you use a full auto weapon for self defense you're dacing major prison time. Use the extra money on ammo to practice with a legal gun.
>>55500262
wait there are laws against swords somewhere?
How cu-cked can you be? The aerchology guys from our university built a full working balista a few years ago, and the local police just had commmentary on how thats really neat and carry on.
>>55494098
>be Belgian
>buy Pepper Spray
>get jailed for illegal weapons
>>55500349
Apparently yeah, it didn't even cross my mind until some Western cúck mentioned it in some other thread. Pretty pathetic.
>>55494098
> be australian
> carry a small utility/pocket knife around which couldn't hurt anyone and is really useful
> charged with carrying a dangerous weapon
>>55495318
This triggered me
>>55494301
YES, I'm a cop (inb4 lying on the internet). It sucks, and it actually fucks up fair-skinned people worse than dark people. The majority of the Burning wears off within the first hour, depending on the decontamination procedures. If you have a shower afterwards, it might reactivate some residual spray left in your skin, hair, etc.
Also, fuck these gay captchas. Choose all images with a cactus, fuck outta here
>>55495393
>be kurwa
>work hard
>proud white race
>earns less than a shitskin gets from benefits, for doing nothing
>>55500490
Its a long piece of sharpened metall.
>>55500585
fucking piece of metall
Godfuck whats wrong with people on this world. We give everyone drivers livcenses and acces to cars, thats far mor dangerous then a knife, or hell even a gun oftne. just, like, this year i think we had a madman driving with a car through a marketzone killing and injuring people. Doesnt mean we ban cars.
Weapons dont kill people, people kill people with whatever, especially crazy ppeople. Banning sane people from having weapons wont keep crazies from getting theim either illegally, make them themselves, or just go on a killingspray with a selfmade flamethrower. That actually happpened in germany, and is to day one of the worst school massacrs.
>>55500301
Enjoy being raped by legal cold weapons from.muhamads
>>55500847
Thats why he has a gun, so he can shoot back
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=530_1379397523
>>55500847
Enjoy being raped by illegal cold weapons from Muhammads, at least we will defend ourselves :^)
>>55494223
But you have the advantage of being able to get a gun in germany if you are white. I know it is hard and expensive but if you register in a Schützenverein and they give you a certificate of responsibility after one year you can get a gun. I´m 99% sure they won´t give that to a nigger
>>55501024
> I know it is hard and expensive but if you register in a Schützenverein and they give you a certificate of responsibility after one year you can get a gun
>You nneed to be a sportshooter and wait a year to get a gun
Jesus tittiefucking christ, no wonder they take forever to deliver my gun from germany, you guys are crazy.
And niggers get illegal guns, dont be delusional. Some afgahns fresh from the border had a shootout here with illegal guns a week ago. All this does is prevent you guys getting guns.
Move to austria, aquire firearms
>>55494098
>be Australian
>buy body armour
>get arrested for illegal weapons
Why is this country so terrible?
>>55494335
Then there's the opposite extreme
>>55494644
Send me some fucking meatballs, pic related. I'm willing to pay many USD
>>55500335
How often does this even come up? People with Title II funs don't usually use them in self-defense. I can only remember where case where a full auto was used in a self-defense shooting. I think it was a gun shop owner with a Swedish K or a M3.
![1550294804[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cdTQDAK.jpg "1550294804[1].jpg")
>>55501024
Or get a hunting license in a course between 2 weeks and several months, depending on your available time and mental capacity (for the 2 week course you should have shot guns before so you don't start at zero).
Pros of a hunting license in Germany are:
-no mandatory shooting/training (you don't even have to hunt)
-buy as many guns as you like per year
-no restrictions on caliber, barrel length or looks
-socially more accepted than sports shooting, better lobby, lots of discounts
Cons:
-2 handguns max
-semiautomatic long guns can only have a magazine which holds 2 bullets, so you need to keep your (freely available) 30 rounders out of sight
>>55494098
I was stationed in Germany for two years, I was blow away how hard it was to get a gun leagaly. But I had met some polish bro's at a bar in idar oberstine and they asked me to go shooting with them once. So a few weeks later I call them up and we link up and they had a massive illegal arsenal. Full autos, suppressed. I was very impressed, pretty much I was looking at jail time if we ever got caught. And they wanted to sell me one! I could not get it back on base so I never got it. All the gay laws do is keep good people from getting what they want.
>>55501498
Were you stationed at Kaisersluatern?
>>55501124
Even I might have to in the near future.
>Austria more free then murica.
Help
>>55501607
No, baümholder. But this was many years ago.
>Live in Maine
>Whitest state in USA
>Silencers bought off the shelf as of 10/2015
>No concealed permit required as of 10/2015
>Whitest state in USA
Feelsgood.jpg
>>55501883
>farther north than most Canadian cities.
>>55501453
Well a hunting license is pretty much out of my price range right now. I am a student at university and the approx. 500€ for all the paperwork and fees as a sports shooter I can handle. I can´t however handle the approx. 2000€ for a hunting licence and then buy a gun for a few hundred €. Not at the moment.
>>55494098
>be pepper spray
>buy a Norwegian
>get arrested for human trafficking
> Be American
> go to Walmart and buy an AR15, and 100 rounds
> Stop at Wendy's and Get a burger and eat it on the way home
Ah, freedom...
>>55500262
>czechkeks 6 months ago
>"we're germanic!"
>"we're western european!"
>"100% NOT SLAV!"
>"now that germans are uncool, we're 100% Slavic & eastern european!"
Very traitorous, do not trust.
