Found this video pretty funny. Jews don't like Jesus that much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6dMUlqFpj4
>>55488836
What a surprise, couldn't have seen that coming.
>>55489023
Christians usually think Israel has their arms open wide for them, so they would be surprised.
>>55489112
Mostly just evangelical denominations
>>55488836
I'd like to nail her and see how she likes it!
>>55488836
Religious propaganda in underwear
I'm OK with this
>>55488836
sauce on the babe..
I'd put that kike on a spike if u kno what i mean
>>55488836
>>55488836
Fuckn KEK, this is so epic.
Ty OP.
You people have no idea who you're dealing with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXSE78KlB9o
>>55488836
Christfags BTFO by a hot merchant.
This is a tough one...
>>55488836
>Found this video pretty funny. Jews don't like Jesus that much.
Of course not: Jews don't want a bunch of pansy pacifists who hate power and control.
>>55489905
Is it true that Israelis aren't allowed to own gold bullion?
>>55488836
I wish I had some Toblerone.
>>55488836
Nice Kike whore
Also:
> Jew girl
> Bitch
Not even once
>>55488836
It's an adult comedy show you retard mooks.
>Tfw no qt jewess gf
>>55492992
tf
What's the deal with Toblerone, are Jews prohibited to eat them?
She also said: oy vey at 1:45, lel
>>55489112
>State founded on ethnic cleansing of Christians from their land, entire Christian villages destroyed and massacred
>Demolishes churches, confiscates their lands for kike settlements
>Government buildings built with crosses on the floor to step on
>Bombed the Marjayoun convoy, killing Lebanese Christian civilians and Red Cross personnel
>Planted land mines at the site of Jesus' baptism
>People throw shit on Christians walking down the street
>Leaders openly call Christians "scum"
>Regarded as "G-d's chosen people" by American "Judeo-Christians"who believe defending and supporting them is a holy dutty
>>55488836
Jesus did warn on them:
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+8
" 44 You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies."
>>55488836
The show is a satirized kid show aimed for adults, aired on an online comedy channel. It seems like they're poking fun at religious jews and their beliefs more than making fun of jesus.
Other episodes (non-translated) can be found here: www mako co il/bip-programs/toffee-gorilla
>>55494032
how popular is she?
>>55494904
Never heard of this show, had to google it.
Just checked on Facebook, the show has only 195 likes. It's actually pretty solid satire but the channel it's on is really not that popular.
Hey Jesus followers, tell us again the story of how Jesus said he'd be back with his kingdom before all his disciples died
>>55495568
>what is the resurrection
>>55495568
Ahmed pls, go back to raping
>>55488836
Zionists aren't really Jews, more false converts who claim to be Jews. Christ hating Jews can't be Jews, but are Satan worshippers and all synagogues are those of Satan.
>mfw retarded evangelical "Christians" in Murica worship kikes and consider them "God's chosen people"
>claim to be a country based on religion
>anchors in underwear
>>55495617
The resurrection is certainly not the second coming
>>55488836
>I'ts only one you coward
>>55495689
zionests are just people who further the Israeli cause, not necessarily jews at all.
>>55488836
>w-we're not butthurt about christianity
>p-p-promise!!!
>>55495759
Matthew 16:28 certainly isn't about the second coming.
He's saying he'll "come into his kingdom", meaning he'll go to heaven, as in die.
As should be obvious from the preceding verses.
>>55496041
Sure, run away from the truth
>>55488836
i want to nail her if you know what i mean
>>55488836
Damn this Jewess is confusing me
>>55488836
This was pretty bizarre but damn she is hot.
>>55496041
>He's saying he'll "come into his kingdom"
No, liar, he says, coming in his kingdom.
>>55496070
TBVH it looks like you just got BTFO
>>55496318
Which is different because...
Clearly, Jesus has the whole resurrection thing down but he also sucks at regeneration. How would he handle being torn apart by 30mm DU? Would we end up with a walking pile of shredded offal or do zombie rules apply?
>>55488836
Fucking hilarious that Jewess is a 10 to. You guys need to stop taking shit so seriously kek
>>55488836
Lol. It's hilarious that the Nazi Christfags posted this as some sort of "dire warning against the Jewish global agenda" and are even losing their shit over here again on /pol/.
As I think the OP was aware, it is a sweet, funny, loveable, clever video that only proves what cool, decent, humorously self-aware people Israelis generally are (in striking contrast to the po-faced humorless fanatics that surround them on every side. Can you imagine Hamas making such a delightfully absurd and witty video about the Crusades, or about Jewish "corruption" of pre-Koranic scripture? No way. The Hamas equivalent of a show like this would be kids being taught to repeat by rote: "Jews are evil; they must all be killed now").
An EXTREMELY hot young comedienne, a stuffed monkey on a cross, some side-splittingly funny lines about Toblerone and getting fucked up with the goys. If I hadn't loved you before this, Israel, I certainly would now.
>>55488836
This is actually a parody TV show mocking some of the 80s Israel shows. In other words, it's bait.
Best not to fall for the bait because it reduces us to the level of those Mizzou niggers who think the KKK is out to get them on campus.
>>55496509
>An EXTREMELY hot young comedienne, a stuffed monkey on a cross, some side-splittingly funny lines about Toblerone and getting fucked up with the goys. If I hadn't loved you before this, Israel, I certainly would now.
Truly, the definiton of shabbas goy.
Here's more of her, this is from an episode about sex. She's drilling the dildo into the monkey's ear, the next scene you see blood spurts and him dead on the couch.
http://www mako co il/bip-programs/toffee-gorilla/Video-4a43c26d5ca0e21006.htm
Did I mention this is satire yet?
>>55496509
> If I hadn't loved you before this, Israel, I certainly would now.
> JIDF is here again
>>55496581
The very fact that you are calling it "bait" means you are ALREADY at the level of the Mizzou niggers.
The word "bait" is a word that silly ignorant Stormfags use to suggest that "da Jooz" are still pursuing their deadly-serious evil global agenda even when they seem to just be clowning around.
But the fact is that this video is proof positive that the Jews - or the overwhelming majority of them, at least - are far too sophisticated a people to have any such "agenda" as you nasty little children imagine them to have.
They have an irreverent sense of humor - both about others and about themselves. The one absolutely historically indispensable thing to have in an age when stone-faced semi-morons are charging into cartoonists' offices with Kalashnikovs and the Pope is maing excuses for them.
>>55496686
what is her name so that I may fuck her?
>>55496967
שחר ×¨×•×–× ×¦×•×•×™×’
Forgive the runes, but you won't get a lot of results on google with her anglocized name (Shachar Rosenzweig).
Pic is the best one I could find of her, apparently the show stopped airing like 7 years ago.
>>55496509
>>55496873
You are that Tunisian Jew who was in that other thread, right?
>>55489632
underrated
>>55497153
would probably go jewish for her desu senpai
>>55488836
Jews are so shit that Christians are siding with Muslims in Gaza.
>>55497193
And you are that sheep-fucking Antipodean stormbabby who thinks that anyone who doesn't have to keep wiping the bile of oozing hatred for Jews off their chin every five minutes has to be a Jew themselves.
London-born descendant of a thousand generations of Galway Irish peasants here, although I live in Paris these days, so needless to say my landlord is a Tunisian Jew.
My people are as anti-Semitic as the next Volk, I assure you, but how any person of intelligence could watch this charming video and not be filled with affection and admiration for the nation that produced it beats me.
>>55489632
W... with your penis right?
>>55488836
Christianity makes them shriek because for once they are shown as oppressing a peaceful minority, the opposite of the usual narrative of them being the blameless peaceful minority.
rofl, 4chan has no sense of humor?
It's taken from a fucking comedy show, retards
>>55497872
But its so much fun being offended!
>>55497869
Who the fuck is shrieking in that video (apart from the crucified monkey and God I love the way she taps around a little bit more with the plastic hammer after she's already gotten the nails in)?
Are all you fucking Australians as dumb as your own sheep?
The people who made this don't give a fuck about your lies or the lies of any other bunch of primitive troglodyte fanatics. They float sublimely above it all on clouds of Homeric laughter.
>>55497990
What are you even talking about? I mean jews in general.
>>55488836
>ITT: underage faggots who don't know what satire is
>>55497872
No matter how hard you Jews try to bant, you have to realize deep inside that you will never surpass Kyle's cousin.
>>55493388
What the fuck? They actually destroy Churches? I thought they were supposed to be better than the muslims.
>>55498277
Not a church, but a home built without a permit owned by one of the church dudes.
>>55498427
Ah, I read it too quickly. Never mind then.
>all this newfaggotry
this is old news, even underrage kikes too. its used to be a show on bip channel which got shut down due to raitings and politics.
comedy central has been replacing it for the last couple of years.
its satire, /pol/ had dozens of thread about it over the years.
>>55498064
hans, we have no hope, not even here.
>>55488836
>mock Jesus
>free speech
pick one
>>55498535
pick both Ahmed
>>55488836
that girl is fucking mint though
>>55498588
no, this girl is fucking mint
>>55489806
wtf, my school used +. Sometimes it used the middle finger sign but usually a plus.
>>55488836
I would huff Schachar Rosenzweig farts from a nylon bag.
>>55498622
Wrong this girl is fucking Mint
I've been trying to find other episodes of this show, thanks.
>>55498941
how
literally how
>>55497777
>>55488836
>tfw one of my university lecturers is a christian (american)
>tfw he's a strong supported of israel, and hates obama
A mudslim would not stand for this if it was his prophet who is being mocked. Hell, they fucked up that French magazine over a couple of drawings. And i bet they would be offended too for Jesus because they glorify him and his mum too. But, alas, we keep taking care of the Jews. We should've stopped our governments from sending them aid and weapons and let the bloody hordes of mad Arabs take care of the rest.
