Keep the following: Canada Mexico Italy Japan South Korea UK Spain Venezuela Argentina Brazil Uruguay Germany Sweden Norway Denmark Belgium Netherlands all the Middle East countries except Israel Czech Republic Finland Iceland Romania Australia Philippines
Everybody else go on your own planet
>>55483564
understandable, however you forgot to nuke sweden
>>55483779
And maybe Indians. They can stay too
>>55483779
color it in you stupid faggot
>>55483876
Oh and New Zealand. Kthxbai
>>55483876
but they can't poo in loo
>>55483894
Too much mobile not enough paint apps n shite
>>55483931
I've always liked them because Sikhs are brotier and all Indians' Engrish, they speakee very good
>>55483160
>>55483160
>>55483160
man it's fucking crazy looking at the world map
like europe is such a tiny place compared to africa with probably not even a quarter of the resources, yet africans are still literally mud hut-tier while europeans invented the modern world
absolutely crazy
>>55483160
The way things are going, it's the only rational solution.
>>55484564
Martian detected.
>>55483931
Indians have actually done a fair amount of good work in Physics, Math, and Technology, one of the fathers of radio technology I believe was an Indian, as is the current 4th most prolific inventor ever by # of patents, so I wouldn't write them all off. They're not totally useless like Africans and Southeast Asians.
The immigrants usually don't commit any crime and are usually rich and pay high taxes so I take no issue with them.
India could actually be a decent place if they gassed half the population, removed all the bad genetic material that was intensified rather than bred out with their caste system, and got rid of the shit classist elements of their culture that are caused by Hinduism. They'll never surpass China because while the Chinese tend to paper over their individual differences and act as a people united, Indians instead place emphasis on their differences and want to be the only successful Indian.
>>55484369
France considers quebec to be the retard cousin, youll never be equal to europeans in their eyes.
>>55483564
>doesn't love canada
>loves japan
fucking weebs
>>55484970
>not wanting to nuke middle east
>dislikes canada
>>55483160
here
>>55484562
Africa is actually even bigger than that but it was reshaped on the mainstream maps due to butthurt from white geographers.
>>55485150
You don't live next to the Canucks, you don't understand.
What's with all the hate for Canada?
>>55485332
>>55485332
Fuck off.
>>55485181
>Using a rectangular projection of a globe
0/10 straya junior
The Earth is my homeland.
>>55485571
leave me alone isis
>>55484564
some people just want to see the world burn
>>55485945
>no new zealand
>using pleb map
>>55486019
Maybe you should work on being relevant enough to be put into maps.
This is mine.
Closer to red nuke.
Closer to green, they're still humans.
>>55485332
Dude WEED
>>55486041
fuck that
enjoy ww3 m8
>>55486019
well this is what i actually think of the world. i was just trying to be nice. my bad faggot
>>55483160
The whole world, bathed in hell-fire.
Only then will we know peace.
>>55484564
>>55486177
ayy lmao detected
>>55485150
canada is fucking awful tho
>>55484524
Wait so you're a Canadian gypsy?
>>55485039
>loving Canada
Just nuke is already, we don't deserve your love, I mean look at this shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLk2aSBrR6U
No one posted nukes on Canada yet, please nuke us.
>>55486068
>>55485945
>>55485851
>>55485165
>>55484970
are any of you faggets even american? wtf, i expected better from all of you, this should be your map
>>55486710
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>55486804
>when a canadian expresses more freedom than you betas
i might just take you off the nuke list canada. we cant nuke our little sister
>>55486129
ashamed of your mother heritage, fuck you
>>55486883
too poor to move for now :/
Canada is a fucking lost cause
>>55486884
That's not what its saying Pedro.
This is why you are supposed to be building a wall.
>>55486942
stay there bud. we've had obama for 8 years and have absolute shit to pick from for the election. we will come to you dont worry
N.Z is bro-tier desu
>>55487225
if only your non-relevant country had nukess..........
>>55483160
>>55487390
>ww3 inbound
>wanting to be relevant
>>55483160
>>55487686
>end of the world agreement
it wont matter whos relevant and who isnt were all dead if ww3 breaks out
>>55483160
>>55487546
poo in loo
Everyone forgets Hawaii.
>>55487546
how will you become the next superpower if you cant poo in the loo?
>>55487897
no we dont forget. they dont fucking count
>ITT: Africa is as black as Africa.
>>55486710
>nuking alaska
Not a true amerigan
>>55488231
hawaii and alaska dont fucking count. yes i am american
>>55488279
at least he painted Israel green :^)
>>55488279
>alaska doesnt count
>more conservative than california
>only a couple miles from russia
>killing bears is a sport
You must be one of obama's children
>>55483160
fight me
I didn't care to label the ones in Grey.
>>55483931
>1000 young lives are lost everyday due to diarrhea
THEY LITERALLY POO THEMSELVES TO DEATH
>>55488453
>Commiefornian
Secede. Please.
That took a while
>>55488427
>loving sweden
>>55488664
>>55488540
kek how long will it take you to die from poop? >>55487546
>>55488768
Having those kind of opinions sounds dangerous in Russia.
>>55488762
I love their history, but they clearly don't, so fuck them.
>>55488838
Nice touch with india
>>55488812
Well, that's true. I'm just not used to living in fear and sharing in comfortable lies and mass delusions, unlike the vast majority of my country (and slavs in general). And my skills would most likely be worthless in my green countries (I consider Georgia (country, not the USA state) as a valid option for immigration IN CASE the pro-ruski government gets maidan'd and the libertarian Saakashvili's government returns)
>>55488768
Churkabes ne palitsa.
>>55488896
exactly
>>55488964
Eщe бы, вeдь вce чypкaбecы в чepнoм
>>55488838
>nuke madagascar
They shut down your disease?
>brown india
kek
>>55483160
nothing really controversial
>>55488838
NUKE DOWN EVERYTHING
>Madagascar's response to the disease starting in their country.
>>55488768
>nuke your own homeland
>love Georgia
>cedes Sakhalin to Japan
You're gonna get v& by Putin.
>>55489129
Nah, more like putin and co are about to be vanned pretty soon and face the Hague.
>>55488402
>>55485831
*tips fedora*
>all this anglosphere love ITT
>>55488953
come to nz, you will be safe here
>>55489261
forgot pic
>>55485181
PC m@$ter race
CP crab people
>>55483160
>>55483160
>>55486710
ftfy
>>55489261
I'm and English-Russian translator, and have worked mostly in game-dev. Trailers, news, game loc kits - translating, translating and translating. I'm not even sure where to start searching for NZ companies that might require a translator to Russian (!) and have the actual desire to bring me there in NZ and not have me outsourced...
>>55487694
At least one person likes my country
Top keks
>>55483160
>>55487546
lol
7/10
>>55483160
>>55488953
You could try being a UN translator, although the HQs are in America, but I think most places would appreciate a Russian translator of some kind. Translators seems like the kind of job that would always have work of some kind.
>>55489676
flag
>>55490104
>You could try being a UN translator
Yes, anyone that speaks engrish can become a UN translator.
>>55488953
You should immigrate to Ukraine. It's a paradise and has your favorite Saakashvili now.
>>55484369
>Quebec
>home 'land'
FORTYKEKS.jpg
>>55487879
>were all dead if ww3 breaks out
you think so?
I thought it'd be more like pic-related
>>55488989
>nuking everest
>nuking desert
Poorthern hemisphere please go
A lot of people in this thread OK with NOT nuking India. I don't know why.
>>55483816
he doesn't know where it is
>>55491410
Who else will we use as a punching bag?
>>55491520
Only if you actually could.
>>55483564
did you forget about the millions of muslims in Indonesia?
>>55488427
this is the ideal one
Yes, I know Greenland is technically Denmark.
>>55484970
>likes france but not Corsica
>Probably thinks Corsica is part of Italy
US AND A EDUCATION EVERYONE
Kek
All the superpowers hate the middle east, uncivilized muslim fucks. Tjey will kill each other, then YOU!
>>55491768
US education doesn't go over world geography past middle school, unless you purposely go out of your way to learn it.
>>55491929
>thinks it justifies not knowing that Corsica is part of France
I hope this is b8, i fucking hope it.
>>55492040
There are many people I know that can't point out Germany on a map. The only reason why anyone knows Italy is because its shaped like a boot.
>>55485165
>>55484564
>>55484369
>>55483564
> nukes tons of countries
> is unaware of fallout
Goy
>>55492203
Those people you are talking about are old men and women that never went to school?
No surprise then.
>>55492236
Dont worry, your joos tricks wont help now.
>>55490233
R A R E
A
R
E
>>55492380
kek.
>wanting to nuke russia
OK now I don't have any drawing app on my phone so I'll just write it down.
Plus, any problem with a country are just it's people, so why nuke the earth?
There are both good, bad and horrible people in every country.
My proposition is to spread swine flu, AIDS, Ebola in every country, protect only the good people and let the rest die.
If there are only top tier people from all countries and religions, no one would hate each other.
>>55492527
your people are already dying from poo poisoning
>>55485163
You want to nuke Finland but not Sweden?
>>55489068
Literally "I'm an edgelord and don't agree with the sheeple of my country" the map
>>55492380
You love the Chinese more than your flesh and blood?
You are a good fuck toy.
>>55492697
I know and I'm just waiting for those street poopers to die, desu red starred Australia senpai.
>>55484564
>>55492259
Italy isnt that relevant on the worldstage anymore, only if you're catholic or european.
>>55492967
Love you too fām.
>>55492801
who is that fine gentleman?
I'm in total agreement with all the people nuking the middle east, but, we should spare Oman the nukes. It's the only normal nation in that shit hole. I don't know how they did it but Oman is pretty bro-tier.
Pretty surprised by the love for my cunt desu, given or rep on this board
I've got this.
>>55493512
Ty m8
>>55483160
pakistan is the worst country in the world, by far
>>55493574
Donetsk and Luhansk are still Ukraine. Glory to Ukraine. Fuck off kremlin bot. And how do you think you are hating greatest ally Britain? Friendly reminder there is no reason for you to hate Belgium or Finland. FUCK OFF YA CUNT
>>55487895
>>55487967
so le creative le pooleloloeleu?
>>55491520
>>55491559
ya, same old blows can be dull.
> le poo in le loo XD
Iceland's aiight
>>55492697
>>55492795
oh that came form oz? i thought it was from someplace that mattered
>>55494082
the only thing you guys should be focusing on is to poo in loo
>>55493925
>>55494030
>>55494082
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the designated shitting street this morning.
>>55491686
You're like the only person except Prajeet that likes India. Wow XD
>>55483160
rate pls
also fuck melbourne
>>55483779
first time i see Romania on a list like this.
yey !
I also hate hisp*nic countries
>>55484600
you clearly haven't met a lot of chinese. They're the number 1 "me first" nation
>>55483779
>Australia on list
I will abstain from DUDE WEED LMAO for 24 hours, just for you.
>>55483160
If you hate the world, LEAVE!
>>55485571
"Know your maps for 50", please.
FAIL.
this was easy
>>55483160
Whats up with the serb hate
>>55483160
>>55483160
>>55492259
Says the most irrelevant country in the world.
Fuck off, weed guy lmao
>>55495627
> nuke madagascar
'the fuck you got against lemurs?
>>55484732
thats not true we love Quebec
>>55496083
"Put Jews here :^)"
Nothing against lemurs lol. Just want to remove some undesirables, so to speak.
>>55483160
>>55497371
>Hates christian africans
>neutral on albanians, bosnians and azerbaijan
Classic swede, IMMIGRANTS WELCOME AMIRITE?
>>55492935
Says the most irrelevant country in the world.
Fuck off, weed guy lmaoo