Which one are you, /pol/?
All of them
>>55481048
Whichever one Trump is.
>>55481048
>realest dude in the room
sure thing, honey.
i'll open that pickle jar for ya.
The Inquisitor
"You aren't a real feminist. You're a disease infesting feminism, and you're actually harming women in the process of your self-serving bullshit that seeks to turn the good name of feminism to nefarious ends."
This is almost always true when talking to a SJW, and it shuts them up quick. Then, after you win the argument, and everyone present laughs at them, they crawl back to tumblr and label you an anti-feminist in a post where they repeat the same line over and over in bold and italics.
>>55481048
>The 32 types of anti-feminist straw an arguments.
I hate the overuse of "strawman" but I just really enjoy the irony here. Every time you point out how idiotic feminists are they whine that you're knocking down a strawman... And in this comic they generate 32 of them in the most obvious way possible.
>>55481449
It's not a strawman, you're just upset because it's the truth.
>mfw
The only one that bothers me is the one that says I don't hate men, because it shows that you aren't a feminist if you don't hate men
>>55481048
What the fuck is a "race pimp"?
>>55481048
>also oppressing women who disagree with feminism
We've come full circle. Oppressed people are oppressing other people in the name of oppression.
>>55481048
>An Everyday Feminism comic
Do I even need to say anything? Also, goobergatorade is the one I feel the closest.
>>55481048
>wait why dont any of them have beards
>>55481515
>picture of the artist
OHHHH thats why
>>55481048
OK the internet really needs to stop talking about this, this has gotten too scary lol, I think each of those guys has posted on /pol/.
Not shilling either as I have seen a 32 types of feminists too but just too lazy to think of them but yeah, its time to stop, there's nothing more that can be said.
>>55481048
I hate political cartoons.
on an unrelated note, how much does the job pay, is it in demand, and am I qualified to become one? I'm a mediocre animator who is SUPER opinionated, and I don't have the balls to confront my opponents arguments so I resort to misrepresenting them. The only artistic device I can get the hang of is symbolism, but don't worry, I'm going to underestimate my audience's intelligence and use LOTS of labels.
>>55481048
none of those - i'm the kind that actually exists, not to be confused with the 32 kinds you concoct in your infantile, self-righteous imagination.
reminder: feminists laugh about rape all the time, as long as it happens to a male.
This is the artist
>>55481950
That smug face just screams
>learn my pronouns, shitlord
Swiss army knife of hate.
>>55481048
>matters more than it's oven does!
>it's
I guess I'm the molehill grower...but I'm half of these,
>>55481869
Damn Watterson was a fucking genius. He saw all this shit decades in advanced, and when we didn't listen, he retreated to a quiet life away from it all.
Pic related is one of the most striking examples.
>>55481950
Youve got to be kidding
>>55481048
100% Swiss Army Knife of Hate
>>55482231
>He saw all this shit decades in advanced
No. Such attitudes have been around forever.
We don't live in entirely-unique times, y'know -- as much as some people wish to believe.
The Good Girl
The one gone 2d
Economist.
How long can we expect for a parody of this to appear, like what we got from the libertarian one?
>>55481048
>Strawman Arguments: The Comic
for when you can't address any of the actual criticisms levied against you
>>55481048
>32 strawmen
Woah. He actually think these are accurate. It doesn't even compensate with snarky humor.
2/10
>>55481048
That comic is just plain horrible and wrong.
Well, except the "The Good Girl" panel because being a good girl and not being a rabid man-hating cunt seems to be the thing feminists hate even more than men.
>>55481950
Well, he's not wrong: he IS ugly.
>the nose knows
I remember this guy's libertarian strip
>>55481048
I am with the Gamergate. And I agree, fuck those whores. All that money and those whores can't even prove video games are sexist with any facts or studies.
Also how the fuck is it missing the real reason to be anti-feminist. I want equality, not just women's rights. Thus I am anti-feminist.
>>55481360
It's almost never true. The truth is feminism has always been psychotic. The "feminism" of the past is just a white washing of history by the media. In reality feminists have always been crazy like that, but now it's so visible that everyone can see just what is going on very clearly.
>>55483304
>all old
>>55481748
>>picture of the artist
He's also in the bottom right corner of the cartoon. Perfect image of a beta feminist.
>>55481048
lmao i can smell the kuck through the screen
>>55481950
>that fucking nose
>>55483563
>young feminists
>less radical
>>55481950
How can you have a goatee when you don't even have a chin?
>>55483659
no
>young feminists
>less senile
>get more sex
>still crazy
Swiss Army Knife of Hate master race reporting
>>55483716
>sticking your dick in crazy
>sticking your dick in feminist who will cry rape just to fuck you over
The only sex they get are the gullible and the lesbian variety.
>>55482161
I see no difference
>>55481950
He needs to change his name. Im tired of being the only awesome Barry and the others being beta fags.
Hahaha wow. These strawmans are so off the mark and disengaged from reality I can't even tell which one I am supposed to fall under.
If anything the comic just further shows that feminists are unable to accept that their critics aren't necessarily sexists. They cannot possibly fathom the idea that maybe, just maybe, modern feminism has serious problems with it that cause it to be less about gender equality and more about being a leftist SJW mouthpiece. In their minds, any and all criticism MUST be soggy knees.
Trying to reason with these people is even worse than with religious fundamentalists. At least fundy extremists make some sort of attempt to acknowledge what their opposition believes. Modern feminists can't even do that.
>>55481515
>pic
Color me fucking surprised.
>>55483851
>there are no hot feminists
>feminists complain at hot guys
>>55482385
It isn't about the constancy of the attitudes in question, it's that he saw how it would unfold.
There are similarities between our times and other periods but all things considered, ours is still undeniably, entirely unique. It stands even only considering technological advances.
>>55483972
>feminists complain at hot guys
They do, all the time. Plenty of "hot guys" get false rape accusations.
>>55481048
>>55481048
>32 reasons why feminism can't be criticised
>There is only one kind of MRA: To ugly to get laid. Am I right or am I right?
>>55481950
Holy shit I thought you were kidding. You weren't. This guys cartoons are something else. Go read some of this shit and laugh.
http://leftycartoons.com
>>55481048
>Girl holding "I don't hate man" sign
>Is considered anti-feminist
That's pretty telling really.
>>55484115
from the ones that don't sleep with them, and the ones that /just/ sleep with them
>>55481048
>the cartoon critic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING PREEMPTIVE DAMAGE CONTROL HOLY SHIT
>>55484171
This faggot supports late term partial birth abortions. The baby is alive and moving at that point. That's why it's illegal. It's pretty hard to argue that that isn't baby killing.
This guy deserves a slow death, but judging by his obesity he's already suffering one
>>55484278
Kek! Of course he's making fat acceptance comics
>>55482385
This.
SJWisms are just the modern times anti-responsibility. The martyr / victim complex they thrive on has always been a thing.
Watterson was brilliant and C+H was one of the best subtly intellectual comics of its day, but he wasn't really a prophet. The bullshit in that strip existed in the form of counter culturalists when it was written.
>>55484278
>Oy Vey
>>55483304
Let me guess, they're all lesbians. Wow, I am so surprised.
>>55482504
Only right choice friend from the far east.
>>55484318
Take solace in the fact that the artist will die of preventable diseases because he's fat.
>>55481048
>Reject classifications as social constructs
>Create 32 classifications of critics
>>55481515
Is that a bearded lady?
>>55484765
"It's" a xir shitlord.
CYP
Does nobody else see that the "back away quickly" guy has a shirt that says "redpill"
>>55481048
>>55481515
The nose knows
>>55484565
>>Reject classifications as social constructs
>>Create 32 archetypes of critics
Ftfy
>>55481869
Calvin and Hobbes fucking taught me how to read while redpilling the shit out of me. He should never have stopped writing it.
>>55484802
What the fuck did I just read?
>>55481048
I think /pol/ is a mixture of Rationalist, Gamergater, Mr. Buzzword, Going His Own Way. It's Science and Traditionalist
>>55485079
>>55485102
What is wrong with this man?
>>55485073
Except that comic is fucking retarded. A new years resolution is simply that, a resolution. A goal. A decision to do or not do something. It has nothing to do with improving yourself. So the second panel and the entire rest of it is a non sequitur of the initial premise. You could make a new years resolution to commit suicide or rape a baby. Calvin is a stupid little cunt and so are you if that was your example of a coherent comic strip.
>>55485255
You need a break from /pol/
>>55484171
> Actually linking this POS's website
What a fucking shill
>>55484278
If only the author had been aborted it would spare the rest of his shitty comics.
>>55484278
This is kinda funny. I have no problem using foot-in-door technique to end all abortion. If lefties can use it to ban all guns, why not?
>named Barry
>links patreon
C U C K
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>>55485392
I need a break from the utter faggots who ride this comic's dick. They're so rampant.
>>55481048
why does this guy continue to draw novels no one's ever going to bother to read?
>>55485255
>Not when I shift into...MAXIMUM AUTISM
It's not a non-sequitur. Yea, New Years resolutions are usually silly and dropped within 2 weeks, but it's merely a starting point to make the actual observation...besides, the comic was prolly written around New Years.
>>55485722
Your issue with the comic is the idea of "resolution" as being a solitary action with no long term impact on the individuals life. You are autism incarnate.
>>55485985
I never said that's what the idea of a resolution is. I simply pointed out that it doesn't implicitly have anything to do with self improvement, as the comic asserts.
You are the lack of reading comprehension incarnate.
>>55481515
>Movieblob with a wig
>>55486067
You mean inherently, not implicitly. Actually resolution DOES imply improvement. In any case, you're strawmanning the argument. The idea is that new years resolution are for self-improvement, and Calvin reacts to this. Good for you for going against the crowd anonymously, I guess, but find a better target next time. I'm sure Watterson has made worse mistakes (i.e.: actual mistakes) than this
>>55486249
>Actually resolution DOES imply improvement
No it doesn't.
>>55486067
In common usage, New Years resolutions are often meant as a declaration of taking a path of self improvement. People resolve to improve themselves for the new year. I don't see how this usage bothers you.
>>55481048
I know that it's supposed to overexaggerate the personalities and all that, but for more than half of them I'm not even sure what he's trying to make fun of. It feels like he just invented a bunch of anti-feminist archtypes out of nothing to make the comic look bigger. I mean fuck, it's not that difficult to come up with actual parodies, god knows there's enough real people who hate feminists so as not to warrant inventing a slew of fictional ones.
>>55481950
Jesus, it's like looking at some sort of mutation of the human form.
>>55481048
>not hating men makes you anti feminist
Good girls.
>>55486280
res·o·lu·tion
ˌrezəˈlo͞oSH(ə)n/
noun
1.
a firm decision to do or not to do something.
"she kept her resolution not to see Anne any more"
synonyms: intention, resolve, decision, intent, aim, plan; More
2.
the action of solving a problem, dispute, or contentious matter.
"the peaceful resolution of all disputes"
synonyms: solution to, answer to, end to, ending to, settlement of, conclusion to
"a satisfactory resolution of the problem"
I'd say solving a problem or dispute is an improvement. Whether or not people make an improvement (through lack of will or lack of a good strategy) is immaterial since the goal is improvement in this context.
>>55486385
Because the very next point and the rest of the comic was about the futility of new years resolutions based on the fact that values are relative. This only works on the premise that new years resolutions couldn't possible be neutral or even negative, which they obviously can be.
I can't imagine how many extra chromosomes you must have to be to get "redpilled" by the likes of this. Jesus fuck.
>>55486584
>This only works on the premise that new years resolutions couldn't possible be neutral or even negative
I take back my assertion of autism. You're using some tumblr tier logic there.
>>55486535
The first usage is the one used in "new year's resolution," not the second.
>>55481048
Want to think as The Economist, but most likely as Wee bit Paranoid since lesbians are actively trying to surpress the building of MUH SECKS BOTS
>>55486668
>tumblr tier logic
Does that mean "logic I can't refute because I'm full of shit and too busy gargling Bill Watterson's cum"?
Then yeah sure, it's tumblr.
None of these. I don't feel one way or another about feminism. Mainly because they never advocate for any specific policy or anything at all really. It's mostly just whining.
>>55485255
You are seriously angry right now.
Hating on Calvin and Hobbes is a good red flag indicating how terrible a person someone is.
>>55486796
More like you can only nit pick at the comments I make as an aside and never address the actual arguments I make. As for your "this only works [if]..." comment, yea I can't refute it because I'm not so well versed in philosophy to be able to prove something that's so self evident as "you can't respond to the idea of something, only the exact way that it plays out in real life, which I will illustrate with my own hyperbolic ideas" being a bad argument
>>55481048
Seriously, read the whole list.
I'm not any of them.
I'm the anti-feminist because men are better at everything. This is easy to spot by finding the man who works long hours. does more than his female counterparts in the same job, and makes her look bad when he expresses dedication rather than sloth. So far it's been working out pretty well for me, though I do feel a little bad for that one quiet ugly chick who is raising two kids by herself, who works just as hard as me and gets shit on despite her actually knowing more than I do. Sucks that the rest of the women are pretty much shit at everything and drags her down but I gotta root for the home team you know?
>>55487020
You could easily refute it by demonstrating how what I said is objectionable instead of just screaming
>TUMBLR
Explain how a new years resolution can't be neutral or negative.
It doesn't take philosophy, just common fucking sense that if you object to something someone says, you have a reason behind it and not just impotent rage at being proven wrong.
>>55482385
True, but in history our generation's cultural disgust with SJW culture is probably only second to the disgust of people from the early 1900's seeing hippies become a thing.
>>55487143
was for
>>55487105
>>55481048
I don't see one for me, which is "I don't give a shit because none of this affects me personally so leave me alone about it." Of course the guy is a tool so it's not like any of it matters to begin with.
He'll also never get anywhere near as good as stuff like Nedroid. Political cartoons aren't funny anyway.
>>55487143
Yea, I summed up your argument, tell me if/where I'm strawmanning. That seems to be the simplest way of dumbing it down. I mean it's like proving the sky is blue (not the scientific reason for why we perceive it as blue), the more self-evident something it, the harder it is to prove it, since saying "just look" is not proof.
>Explain how a new years resolution can't be neutral or negative.
This is what you're not getting. Noone is saying this, not the comic, not me, not anyone. The idea is that New Years resolutions are a promise for self improvement, whether anything is improved is irrelevant. Hobbes bringing up resolutions makes Calvin think of self improvement, and he responds to the idea of self improvement that people are implying when they talk about it. I don't even mind that you hate the comic - I'm not that big of a fan, I just don't understand your objection.
>>55487158
>>55487426
Yea, I deleted the last one to make an edit. Anyways, it's way past my bedtime. Sorry I compared you to tumblr...iunno if you're simply trolling or actually have an aspie flavor to your logic, but tumblr is too far.
Swiss army-knife of hate, for sure.
>>55487426
>Hobbes bringing up resolutions makes Calvin think of self improvement
Obviously. But it is a non-sequiter because new years resolution necessarily requiring self-improvement, is objectively wrong. If this is supposed to be part of the "joke" then it fails because it wasn't established (unless this 4-panel isn't the full exchange). The first panel is supposed to set up the rest of the comic and it doesn't. In fact it's irrelevant. It just makes Calvin seem like a retard. Despite being a pretentious little cunt and "deep" thinker, the simple fact that resolutions are not inherently about self-improvement escapes him.
>>55483868
Uh...I have news for you
>>55487779
I'm not sure if you're a born and raised America American but anyone who is should've understood the comic and how Calvin came to his conclusion based on what Hobbes said in the first panel. To not be able to grasp that means you're autistic or not born and raised in a U.S. Household.
