http://www.wired.com/2015/11/emoji-diversity-politics-culture/
No...
please...
why...
what are you doing...
stop...
no...
no...
NO!!!
>>55478120
Pretty good article t.bh
>>55478120
Anyone over the age of fifteen that uses "emoji" looks like a retarded faggot.
>>55478687
no lifer detected
> says Tyler Schnoebelen, founder of Idibon, a text analytics company, who also wrote his Stanford Doctoral thesis on emoticons.
I voted for Obama in 2008 and 2012. This shit has gone too far. I am voting conservative until I die.
>>55478687
Fact: people who use emojis have more sex
http://time.com/3694763/match-com-dating-survey-emoji-sex/
By your stance, I'm going to assume that you don't have sex :^)
>>55478771
>>55478783
I bet you shorten words too.
Plebs.
>>55478881
>shorten words
>literally shortened plebians to please
TRIGGERED
>>55478687
wtf is an emoji? i thought they were called emoticons?
>>55478783
you wanna know who else has more sex
hood moms living on child support money
>>55478782
are you me?
>>55479113
i dunno if they'd use match.com
tbf i wouldn't consider match.com tendencies to match the average person anyways
>>55478120
>People that thrive on identity politics also live through their phones
Millenials are hysterical faggots, news at 11.
>>55478962
>typical iphone user
I made the decision to stop going to that website years ago. I'm glad to see that I made the right decision. I had to stop going to Popular Science too. More because every other article was some cunt bitching about climate change.
Are there any sources for popular science that aren't also filled with this bullshit?
>>55478120
>No...
>please...
>why...
>what are you doing...
>stop...
>no...
>no...
>NO!!!
That's what happens when you given women a platform to write all their incoherent thoughts for everyone to see.
>>55478783
Do you really lack game so much that you resort to using emojis? Pathetic
Who are the sun people? The one on the far left...
>>55478782
THESIS ON EMOTICONS
>>55479306
no unfortunately.
In like 1999 yahoo messenger etc. they were all yellow and it was fine. Our "progression" is going backwards. This was sorted out almost 20 years ago.
>>55479525
>mfw 100 years from now we'll be communicating in what is essentially digital hieroglyphics.
>>55479104
Do you not leave your house or still own a dumb phone?
I love how the example she wrote for "I'm taking a Hajj" looks like a plane flying into a building.
>>55479104
Get with the time Gramps, it's literally 2015 and you're embarrassing yourself right now.
>white men discover electricity
>white men invent vacuum tubes
>white men invent semiconductors and transistors
>white men invent computers
>white men invent programming languages
>white men invent UNIX
>white men invent the internet
>white men invent the world wide web and HTTP
>white men invent BSD, Linux, and Windows
>white men invent javascript
>white men invent internet browsers
>white men invent unicode that is used to display emojis
>white men invent smartphones
>white men invent social media
>everyone except white men cry that white men don't do enough to appease them
>>55478782
>>55479119
>>55479416
>implying the study of mass communication is a worthless field
He's a business owner, m8
>>55479525
Liberal cucKs were triggered by yellow smileys because they are a racist microaggression against asian with white supremacy and problematic constructs of male privilege.
>>55479855
>Jews are white when it suits us.
>>55479736
That's what I thought
>>55479104
You know very well, stop being a prententious "oh I dont know anything about modern popular things or culture" faggot you very well know what an emoji is.
>>55478120
Whatever happened to the classics?
:(
>>55479958
What did jews invent in that list you dumb fuck
>>55478120
Actually holy shit I just read the article
>saving screenshot of emoji as a a compressed Jpg, artifacted to hell.
>on Wired, a teach mag
FUCKING TRIGGERED
>>55479958
name one thing from that list that was invented by a jew.
E*M*O*J*I
D*I*V*E*R*S*I*T*Y
P*R*O*B*L*E*M
>>55478881
>most people who say pleb have no idea it comes from the word plebian
>>55479736
This. Came to post this.
>>55480087
social media
javascript
>>55479104
I had to google it too. It's when somebody sends a little picture in a text or a message, my wife uses them on bbm sometimes. I just stick with smileys
>>55478120
> Tyler Schnoebelen, founder of Idibon, a text analytics company, who also wrote his Stanford Doctoral thesis on emoticons
>Stanford Doctoral thesis on emoticons
wut
>>55480417
>Social Media
I'm guessing Zuckerberg. Guess was: he stole the idea.
>JavaScript
Brendan Eich. Not Jew.
So no, they didn't invent any of those things.
>>55478120
Who gives a fuck, don't waste your energy on this stupid retarded bullshit. It doesn't matter.
>>55479020
>Steinkrauss
>>55479958
>white men discover electricity
Thales of Miletus from Ancient Greece is the earliest known studier of electricity, the most famous is arguably Benjamin Franklin.
>white men invent vacuum tubes
Invented by John Ambrose Fleming in 1904, an Englishman.
>white men invent semiconductors and transistors
John Bardeen and Walter Houser Brattain, neither Jewish
>white men invent programming languages
too many to list, I'll just go with the main important early ones of FORTRAN and C
John Backus invented FORTRAN, also known for BNF - a formal language syntax still widely used to this day.
C was invented by Dennis Ritchie, not Jewish
>white men invent UNIX
Dennis Ritchie again, see above
>white men invent the internet
Vint Cerf(not a jew) and Bob Kahn - the first Jew!
>white men invent the world wide web and HTTP
Tim Berners-Lee, an Englishman
>white men invent BSD, Linux, and Windows
BSD: UNIX derivative, heavy Ken Thompson involvement(not a jew)
Linux: Linus Torvalds, not a jew
Windows: Bill Gates, not a jew
>white men invent javascript
Brendan Eich, not a jew
>white men invent unicode that is used to display emojis
Joe Becker, Lee Collins, Mark Davis - not jews
>white men invent smartphones
Theodore Paraskevakos created the first one in 1974 - a Greek man
Windows ran most of the early PDAs which were the ancestor of the modern smartphone
Steve Jobs is credited with the design of the smartphone
Inventor here is hard to pinpoint due to your definition of smartphone
>white men invent social media
MySpace - Tom Anderson, not a jew
Wikipedia - Jimmy Wales, not a jew
Twitter - Jack Dorsey, not a jew
Youtube - Chad Hurley(not a jew) and Steve Chen - first Asian male
Facebook - myspace clone, not a new invention nor was it original work as he admits he stole it from his classmates
>tfw no demiqueer semihyperfixoid fluentgender transerratic racialrabbitkyn emoji
How can I report this oppression directly to Future America Emperor Clinton?
>>55480725
Jews think they're technological innovatorz an sheeit because some nigger jew designed intel chip architecture.
>>55479020
>by David Goldman
>>55481070
>even with nearly 60 million wetbacks and 50 million niggers dragging down the average IQ, the US still scores higher than israel
>>55479104
Pretentious weeaboos.
>>55478120
So they added Buddha on the left there and a coal miner on the right. So what?
>>55481070
Because "da joos" that /pol/ hates don't exist. The fact that jews love academia and jews are a large portion of the leftist cult isn't a mere coincidence. The left hates Israel and condemns it while supporting Palestine, and somehow /pol/ still wants to believe in "da joos" stormfront bullshit. Obama has been a very anti-Israel president and made a fool out of Netanyahu multiple times on the global political stage yet it's a /pol/ meme that Israel controls USA.
If Israel really pulled the strings, they wouldn't be forced to share their country with terrorists that are claiming their land. I think /pol/ forgets how tiny Israel is - it's smaller than Vermont. It's not like they own a massive slab of land there.
Furthermore, condemning Israel while praising, say, Rhodesia or South Africa, etc. is just hypocritical. And no, I don't want kikes living in my country. That's why I support them having their own, but stop giving my tax dollars to them.
So am I really surprised that a bunch of sand kikes and dunecoons that won't stop fighting have a low IQ? Not really, no. But I think blaming every problem in the world on "da joos" is retarded as fuck.
Hell, look at Jews that are actually in positions of power. How many of them are actually religious? What holds them together? How do they even define Jewish? I'll tell you how - their political ideologies that are firmly rooted in the marxist academia.
If you want to get rid of the "jews", you need to fix academia.
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>>55480886
>>55481110
>missed both of these
>been AWOL from /pol/ for almost a month
My power level has dropped far too much. I'm scared.
>>55478783
The classic line from The Boondocks "I sent that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces." is funny because of how damn true it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D26TMr1Oif4&ab
>>55479371
Path of least resistance.
The amount of energy you spend trying to look like a dude out of a 1950s movie is literally twice that of the guy who just dresses normally and uses smileys when he talks to chicks.
>>55480361
Actually, I would wager that most people who use the word do actually know it's origins.
Seems like irony is just lost on you.
>>55478783
It's because only girls use emojis and girls are all whores.
No real man texts anything more than a few lines unless he's telling a story or arguing. Never use an emoji if you have a cock.
I actually laughed out loud.
Most emoji are yellow.
YELLOW.
Quick everyone make them all look like racial stereotypes! And remember only your race is allowed to use that specific racial emoji, because race locks down all your life choices and preferences, forever! True liberal freedom, everybody!
>>55478120
How do you represent "first world problems" in emoji?
絵文字
Reminder that the Japanese started this all
>>55479104
They are but hipsters like to sound trendy.
>>55478881
Classic Brit- not sure if you were being ironic or not.
>>55479020
Who the FUCK is following clorox on twitter? I can imagine these brain-dead retards perusing twitter for everything they find interpretably offensive and making a fuss. Shit is crazy. Something is wrong with you if you're fucking following clorox on TWITTER
>>55482621
No emojis are little graphics, emoticons are characters arranged to resemble a face \(•-•)/
>>55483060
Well fuck that
>>55479104
It's from 絵文字 which literally means picture character
>>55479381
The chosen ones....
