Also happy to answer any questions about our undeservedly proud people.
>>55477278
Your school system teaches the wonders of the six genders
Canada is as much as a joke as we are
You guys are the Mexicans of Asia.
>>55477278
There's heaps of you guys up in Auckland.
I heard you make amazing ladyboys and your women beg for white men. Is this true? I'm actually not trolling I only know the Philippines for people wanting to go for sex.
Filipinos: Mexicans of the sea
tocino is the most delicious food on the planet
>>55477386
Are you gonna make us build a wall too?
>>55477278
You're not Filipino you're a fucking Canadian. I really hate flips who migrate to different countries and still have the audacity to associate themselves with the Philippines. Go fuck yourself you traitorous pig. Never fucking comeback. I swear every corrupt and shitty person in this country actually comes from outside the country. Stay where you migrated and don't shit up this country as shitty as it already is we don't need traitors like you.
why are you guys so keked by the US?
>>55477650
hahahaha no wonder flip chicks fucking love white americans, they like us more than we like ourselves
>>55477650
It's because everyone here literally thinks going to the US will make them the next Jordan Belfort.
>>55477740
Okay, well you guys aren't bad. Your old ladies bag my groceries at the commissary so that's nice.
>>55477650
We saved them from the japs and flips are not ungrateful little shits like Europeans.
Dated a flip chick for a while. Broke up when it turned out she lied about her age, marital status and about having a kid. Great in bed, wouldn't date one again. Flip culture is utter shit, the poverty there sucks and their food is goddamn awful.
>>55477578
Please take him back
We don't want so many filipinos here
They look like mexicans and smell like them too
>>55477350
I meant pic related.
I am in le weed land but only have been for three years
>>55477740
My dad's brother's wife is Filipina and she sponsored a ton of her family to come over, I can 100% confirm this is true.
>>55477650
Holy shit wasn't Japan like 2nd highest or near the top just a year or two ago?
What the fuck happened?
>>55477519
Amazing as in really passable as a woman? Most of the ladyboys I've seen are obv ladyboys; I think white people make the best passable ones.
But yeah you can get laid very well and for a long time for about $20 or less.
>>55477650
Dat loyal South Koreans.
They really do look up to USA as their older brother.
It's too bad the first thing you guys did to them was forcing their population into Foreskin amputation.
It's amazing to think they still look up to you even after that.
I never met a filipino person
But you guys seems be cool
>>55477549
This is true.
The province I came from is where it was invented; I can get shitty frozen packs here up north but I have wet dreams over the real shit, man.
>>55477856
This. Europeans are keked by the Jews instead of the Americans. Both Europeans and Jews seem to have forgotten who saved their skins in WWII
>>55477924
Hey that ain't true. We smell like East Asian spices and a fuckton of perfume.
It's hot where we are, so showers everyday are part of the culture
>>55477957
Japan is having a pissing match with the US atm over our response to China, and also over the increasing number of US males going to Japan to find their glorious nippon waifus, and ending up shitting all over their culture.
>tfw I recently got a high paying job and my grandmother is trying to get me to either visit that shithole, donate money to distant relatives, and/or go there and marry some pinay.
The only problem is I can't relate to the people there at all, as far as I'm concerned the Filipinos still living there are little better than jungle monkeys.
>>55477764
>>55477924
They're not our old ladies anymore. They're your problem now. They stopped being Filipino's when they left. They probably just want the pensions. They're American citizens already not Filipino's so we are not required to help them.
>>55477954
There should be laws against shit like that. That literally pisses me off. God I really hate people who flee this country. They're also usually the ones with the most pride they're usually the ones who scream "PINOY PRIDE WORLD WIDE!!!!!!!" yet they leave the Philippines. As much as I hate the Chinese at least they actually contribute and not just leave like the traitor scum.
>>55478215
>showers
The tabo and cold water still give me nightmares.
>>55477578
I just swore allegiance to Her Majesty yesterday actually lol, so legally you're right.
Have fun getting keked by China and typhoons, indio.
>>55477899
Culture is shit but culinary taste is subjective. There are a lot of dishes I don't like but the ones that I do I adore.
>>55478273
Don't be salty because you can't sell enough bottlecaps to fund your exodus from that shithole, senpai. That said, I do agree that people who show too much pride in such a fucked up country are idiots. Regardless of where they are.
Fix your shit and maybe I'll come back.
>>55478285
There's an old joke that goes, 'The first tabo of cold water in the morning is the worst. So dump that and pour the second on your head.'
>>55478298
I would literally rather have the Chinese than corrupt scum like you.
>swores allegiance to our queen
>thinks he fits in
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Half Brit here. In our eyes you will always be lower than dirt. Even expats here are literally better than you. To think you are a citizen of the commonwealth. You probably would not even die for your country. To hell with you. I am filled with pride whenever I see the British flag you probably don't know the feeling. I don't blame you, cowards don't feel any pride.
>>55478530
>adobo
>chicken intestines
>boiled blood
>chicken head
>balut
>rice all day every day
They tried to feed me all kinds of weird things there. Was so glad i could find a kfc or mcdo everywhere.
Serious question, do pinoys living in other countries still wipe their ass without paper?
>>55478080
Really? Man I was under the impression that we were everywhere.
Thanks man. I've met one Brazilian guy and he was cool. Great hair.
>>55477519
>>55478030
We beat the thais in there own competition
>>55478250
It's not that bad desu, I like to think that we're better than most 3rd world countries
>>55478804
>Half-Brit
Have fun with that, Mojuanmed.
Luckily I'm in the only country on earth that doesn't ostracize different races-- because there are no 'different' races. There's never just one black or brown guy in a room. Wherever you go, you will find a mix of colours and creeds. There's no sense of fitting in, nor being excluded. Everyone is equally different. Even white people here call themselves 'settlers' because the Reds were here first.
But I ain't salt. I can't be salt about Canada.
I pity you my brother
>>55478820
Good question. I personally wipe then wash with soap and water, even wet wipes feel weird after. I've only done just paper twice and it was because of an emergency.
>>55478899
>I like to think that we're better than most 3rd world countries
That's because you were once an American territory. We civilized your people.
>>55478899
>better
lmao ok
>>55479161
Traitors like you don't deserve citizenship anywhere. You're an opportunistic cockroach with no sense of espirit de corps or national pride. I doubt you will remain in Canada once they go bankrupt. Western civilization is declining so have fun. Please don't come once it collapses we do not need more cockroaches in this country.
>>55479419
Great job pushing circumcision, fast food and nigger music/sports on them lel
Eh, Alot of them here in alberta, They don't really make such a big fuss about their existence here, I usually see them in the steel foundry or the hospital when I brought my son for a check-up. But on churches man, they congregate there like its their meeting place.
Talked to one another day, never stopped smilling even when I was talking shit about their food. was weird.....
>>55477899
>this guy havent tasted an adobo yet
>>55479648
I did and it was fucking disgusting. Both chicken adobo and tuna adobo.
>>55479591
>nigger music
Holy fuck this is incredibly accurate. The Philippines is literally where black people memes go to die. I'm pretty sure the nae nae is still a thing there.
>>55478075
Too bad your country bent over and accommodated a large Nazi cock at the first sign of trouble. Fucking Norway put up more of a fight.
I've spent most of my life in Hawaii which is something like 25% Filipino. You guys are pretty fucking cool from my experience. Never met a guy from there who I wouldn't happily have a beer or surf with
>>55479637
We were Spain's bitch for ~300 years, they drummed godliness inside our tiny little skulls.
But I've been hearing from my buds in Uni there that the atheist communities are growing, so there's still hope. The church has a good headlock on the president, so growing secularism is a positive sign of change.
Also she was probably thinking 'fucking whitey say one thing bout my cooking i will cut you'
>>55479840
Europe would have prospered so much if the Nazis had prevailed.
>>55479591
Like you degenerates did any better in Indonesia.
>>55479912
...and that still somehow excuses your country for taking it like a little bitch? The master race probably thought you weak degenerates for it.
>>55479741
There's so much nigger vines in my kikebook
>>55479591
America only brought circumcision on the South Koreans.
The Philippines had that stuff for hundreds of years because they are dumbfucks who took the muslims seriously.
>>55480082
Well, I mean, even by Scandinavian standards. Sweden is probably the biggest kekold country in existence.
>>55480115
How about Dubsmash or stuff about AlDub/any other celebrity?
>>55479898
They don't even go there to pray or offer service, they go there to talk, In the middle of sermons, you can hear their chickenspeak from outside the church. It would have been fine if flips had a nice sounding language but man it fcking scrapes at your ears.
atleast they aren't gibmedat, well not here in alberta anyway.
>>55478749
the first day coming back is the best. you appreciate warm showers so much more.
>>55480242
Word. Normal showers, normal toilets, better traffic and no need for AC were the things I learned to appreciate.
>>55480177
yeah that too, they practically shitposted twitter to oblivion
>>55480319
yeah really normal people just comes off as whiny when they start complaining that the office gets to 78F or some shit.
most people only have like 2 degrees of comfort tolerance
I get confused for Flips all the time. I am a spic.
A lot of them here in California. Nice guys and girls. Too much pork tho.
![1443466459911[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GkkQAc2.jpg "1443466459911[1].jpg")
>>55480421
Oh and I forgot the
>SHARE if you love Jesus
>Type AMEN within 3 seconds
>etc etc
>>55480666
what the fuck is going on with that babby
>>55479572
>He thinks nationalism is an indication of self-worth.
You're the kind of sheep that makes Philippine degeneracy possible. I hold open the door for old ladies at Safeway, stand up for pregnant women on the bus. That's how you serve a society, not offering to end your life or pledging meaningless loyalty to a government that gives fuck all about the public they serve.
Canadians don't have nationalism, they have respect for anyone living inside their borders, and that's worth more than any catchy motto or waving banner, senpai
MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD
>>55480666
You know too much about us, Hans.
Too much. Too true.
>>55477278
>Posts on pol/ just to hear stuff said about Filipinos for its own sake
>Not actually posting about Filipino politics
Typical.
Screw that, let's hear some redpill on the Philippines.
>>55480200
It is harsh, but not worse than Vietnamese. It's worse if the convo is between middle-aged women, they're very loud and expressive.
I wish the French had colonised us, they speak nice.
>>55480319
Where did you go that didn't have normal toilets? Even public toilets are normal, albeit deathly filthy and disgusting.
But mall toilets are comfy af senpai
>>55481292
I 'thank' my ex her family for being so active on Facebook, Juan.
>>55478119
Just make your own. Prepacked goods can't match the homemade stuff.
Holy shit, I despise Filipinos, they are worse than Natives.
That is a difficult feat to achieve.
>>55477386
that's india
>>55477278
Betaest males ever
Easiest grills ever
Feel sorry for your phams but fugged lost of your chicks overseas
Good times
But seriously dudes, stop talking/acting like fags
>>55477278
We fucking hate you cunts here, sundays are an eyesore because your women clog the streets and leave trash everywhere.(Flips are maids to Singaporean families here roughly 25% have one) FYI I just asked my flip maid to make me lunch while I shitpost
>>55481557
I stayed with my ex for 2 months, twice. Her home bathroom had just a toilet bowl. No seat, no proper flushing mechanism, no decent pipe system. After every shit i had to fill a bucket with water and pour it down the toilet, hoping my log would fit through the pipes and not float back or stay stuck. I don't have to use public bathrooms much, but the ones i saw either had just a hole in the ground or a regular toilet with just an empty tabo.
>>55481455
For instance, do you know that the Philippines functions more as an aristocracy than anything else? Indeed, the "ruling class" can be distinguished by their surnames. "Revilla", "Aquino", "Macapagal", "Estrada", "Binay" - such are examples of aristocrat names and the interesting thing is this:
Just as the various monarchies of Europe were related to each other by intermarriage, so are the rich families in this country. Some of them are more distinguishable from the rest. For example:
It is a known fact that when the Spaniards conquered the Philippines, one of the social decrees they made was the Christianization of the country, and subsequent bestowing of Christian (Spanish) names and surnames of the populace. However, little known is that there are exemptions. The Tribal chieftains had the capacity to refuse a new surname and instead keep their name AS their surname and only receive the Spanish first name. Though it is not a complete rule, as the Spaniards never really conquered the entirety of the Philippines in the long 665 years of its colonization, it does give a clue serve as the clue to finding the aristocracy. Case in point is the surname "Macapagal". I forgot what this native word means, but probably something worthy of a tribal cheiftain like "Strong" or "Ferocious", but yes, that family stretches back the line to the Tribal Chieftains (known as "Datu" in the Luzon and Visayas islands and "Sultan" in the already islamized Mindanao")
>>55479898
The Church having clout is reigning in degeneracy laws though. There's no way to pass divorce laws while they have sway so you can't get scammed by harpies.
>>55477278
I like Filipinos the vast majority of you that come here and you make our Tim Horton's run smooth as fuck.
Recently we kicked out a large number of temporary foreign workers (a tone were Filipino) and made it illegal for stores to run staffs with extremely high percent of TFWs and our Tim Hortons literally all had backed up lines for months. It was terrible. Those old Filipino ladies sure know how to smoothly run a drive through coffee joint.
You also don't come with the self victimizing culture of others and you don't act like niggers and you're not Muslims so you're better than 90% of other immigrants.
Half-Flip here.
My only connection to the P.I. was Dad occasionally cooking Adobo and Lumpia.
Mmmmm....Lumpia!
>>55477278
Oh yeah you lot like to pretend to have Spanish ancestors as well
>muh-h-h great great great grandmother was raped by Lorenzo so I'm white
After living in several countries I have never found such a people that kowtow so much to foreigners
All guys (yes fucking all) are manlets with a gay lisp
All girls are crazy for foreign cock. Im not a Chad by any means (im posting here ffs) but I have fucked Pinoy girls after hours of meeting. Some of them married, some of them with top jobs, some of them in the fucking clubs' toilets
Your food sucks. Also, Jollibies is fucking lame
Pinoy guys are seriously more pitiful than the poos in loos
>>55480666
What the actual fuck is wrong with that baby?
>>55478241
Is Obama being a pussy about China? Or is it the other way around with Japan being keked?
>>55481989
>you don't act like niggers
have no idea how canuk pinoys act, but Fil-Americans are infamous for diving into nog culture.
>>55481249
If you think nationalism means serving your government then I'm glad you left. Have fun in Canada! Remember your Canadian so as they say in Canada peace oot.
>>55477278
yeah, flips are the most underrated Asian group in North America.
>>55482382
This doesn't factor in that they live like 8 per household.
:^D
>>55477650
USA saved flips from japs.
chinks are harrasing flips on the west flip sea by building man made islands, and the 7th fleet are now doing damage control
>>55482433
That's actually true. Breed like cockroaches and all the girls try to marry European men. Their culture today is all about $$$.
>>55482304
I've seen enough in this thread to form an opinion. The Filipinos are the Serbs of Asia.
>extremely butthurt
>Spanish rape babies instead of Turkish rape babies
>nationalistic about their shitty country
>>55477278
>our
Fuck you Philippians is ours not keknadia's
>>55482509
A culture of heavily chasing $$ is actually good for society as long as they do so within the confines of the law. If you make a lot of money you contribute more to society than those who make less money (in 99% of cases) that's the balanced nature of capitalism.
>>55477578
you forget that OFWs send all the money home so mommy and daddy can live the high life. if it werent for OFWs everyone would be a lot more poor.
OFWs are the backbone of the pinky economy.
>>55482289
Maybe in some ways but they don't commit shit tones of crime, wander around in huge gangs doing nothing around downtown and they have relatively extremely strong family values.
Even if they do some stupid shit like listen to rap music and dress like idiots they're still far, far from nigger-tier.
>>55483006
More girls should dress like pinays. Dem pekpek shorts.
>>55482519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE.
Instead of creating opportunity and wealth in our country they flee thus creating massive imbalance wealth everywhere. Brain drain is real problem here.
>extremely butthurt
About what. We literally don't care about anything. Most flips here don't even care about colonialism and would suck American dick for a chance to live a better life.
>Spanish rape babies
Most Spaniard's don't breed with indio's so the amount of Spanish rape babies are very low and the Spanish rape babies are usually wealthy. In fact one of the riches person's in this country (Ayala) was a Creolo
>>55482519
This is a meme. It's usually propaganda from the media. The ones who are so nationalistic are the fake fucks who immigrate. The ones here are selfhating flips who would sell their livers just to leave this country.
American hypocrisy.
Most American's I've met are in favour of deportation and isolation.
It is the duty of every citizen to put the countries interests above his own.
I am sure you want the best for you country am I right my American friend?
>>55482715
>believing the OFW meme.
I am sure if everyone left to the 1st world we would magically turn into Singapore due to all those dollars. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Globalist propaganda.
>>55483064
Isn't that just hotpants and any whore would wear them?
>>55477278
the philippines is a shit country. plain and simple. filled with corruption from top to bottom. the police here won't even enforce the laws because they are scared the people won't like it.
the pinoys have loud fiestas from 7pm to 5am blasting music you can hear all over the countryside depriving people of sleep. they let their dogs roam free to shit everywhere and bite whom they please. these dogs root thru the garbage and as a result the place is filthy.
every fucking pinky has a fighting cock. some have 20 cocks. and all day long its cock a doodle doo you cant even read a book.
jeepeny drivers, tricycle drivers, motorcyclists, taxi drivers, they all drive dangerously zigging and zagging not using headlights at night and definitely not using helmets on the cycle.
pinoys worship the dead on nov 1 and 2. they believe in aswangs and wak waks and other ghosts an goblins. they think they are catholic but really they are superstitious pagans. some of theme ben crucify themselves at easter.
the food here is salty, sugary, and oily. even a loaf of bread is nasty and filled with sugar. pinoys buy all their food in little satchets. even toiletries in sachets. all these sachets pile up to a lot of fucking litter.
this place has problems and it is because the pinky mind has problems. kipling was a prophet. white mans burden, about usa acquisition of pinoyland was spot on. read it.
>>55477278
literally who?
>>55480200
>It would have been fine if flips had a nice sounding language but man it fcking scrapes at your ears.
we do when we sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrny3xBZEFE
reporting gossip, news, or being an MC of a variety show is another is another...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIHsq2l7GB4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkpjnyKfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnxzk9miG6M
>>55483006
true. They tend to be less crime-causing, but many of them have embraced the BLM and other marxist bullshit their 'brothas' espouse.
Also, there's been a movement lately to try to get filipino americans reclassified in the US census as "Pacific Islander" and not "Asian". I am not sure how to feel about such a thing.
>>55481854
What about the Chinese and their history with the Philippines? more red pills pls
>>55483125
The Pinoy economy is doing good and has a high growth rate. Industry is leaving China and Philipines is latching on and grabbing some of that and it means good things for your country.
It's not so bleak.
>>55483357
Hhahaha kek us, Filipinos were the most easiest immigrant group to actually assimilate and you let them assimilate into nignog culture?
fcking canuck-flips are fcking loud but they're a civilized bunch,
>>55477899
can confirm. food is shit. they are untrustworthy. the kind of people who will smile to your face and slit your throat when you sleep.
>>55477278
I'm disappointed y'all didn't return to the American commonwealth territories after WWII. I know about a dozen Filipinos who go to uni with me and y'all are great people. Love your food as well
>>55477278
I've met you guys out and about and I have to say you're people are the friendliest and most awesome people ever. All the ones that I've known are super conservative and religious which makes me happy to be around them.
My only complaint is that your language sounds like the way dinosaurs talk.
>>55483504
As much as I hate the Chinese I grew to respect them. They give poor Filipino's jobs and opportunities. I respect them more than the ones who leave the country(OFW) and usually never return. The Chinese may be loathsome, nepotistic, and greedy but they have more pride than the ones who left this country. Maybe the Chinese are the ones encouraging people to leave so no one will challenge there hold in this country who knows because I don't. Honestly if it was up to me people like Ayala and Henry Sy should be awarded for giving people jobs and creating wealth in the country.
our slaves. arguably the most shittiest nation in ASEAN next to Myanmar.
desu you should all wear slave collars when you come here.
>>55482433
>>55482497
Logically, that would actually have a detrimental effect on average household income if you have a bunch of dependencies they have to support.
In actuality most Filipinos in North America are university graduates and most likely in the medical field.
Average dependencies in a North American Filipino household are 2.5 - 3.
Accounting for all of these they are theoretically on average the richest diaspora in North America.
Koreans and Chinese are generally the 'poorer' Asians in North America.
>>55478075
>forcing their population into Foreskin amputation.
That was Juden, they controlled the medical field starting in the mid 1920's
Also
>Not knowing the origin of the foreskin meme
>Not knowing that Euroland has more circumcised men than Freedomland
Kek
>>55477278
Even we have no idea who we are. Tell us who we are foreigners.
>>55482433
Ever seen a Philippine family? They sure know how to create a solid family!
Also, Instead of hiring babysitters they let their parents stay and take care of the baby and/or kids
so...
>mother & father
>3 children
>2 grandparents
>1 weird uncle staying in the house
so 7 or 8 per household is just right.
>>55483333
I remember the time when people here got fed up to karaoke singing and killed a man singing
>>55483504
see pic related; also there was a recent controversy a few months about a known writer here that questioned the loyalty of the flipchinks here.
>>55483530
The Majority of the flips here didnt exactly feel the improvement of the economy
>>55483357
>Also, there's been a movement lately to try to get filipino americans reclassified in the US census as "Pacific Islander" and not "Asian". I am not sure how to feel about such a thing.
fuck that shit.
I'd rather have "Filipino" / "Filipina" category on the census!
>Best friend is a Flip
>Moved to US when he was 5
>Proud to be a 'Murrican
>Still loves his homeland
>mfw he gets this sad look on his face and stares down at his feet whenever you mention the place because it always leads to someone talking about how poor it is
That thousand yard stare gives me goosebumps
>tfw he's always a little sad when he comes back from visiting the country
>mfw I can't go with him because I'll either be shot or get some kind of disease and die
>>55483666
Singaporean's are the rudest people I have ever met even towards whites they are rude. You should know your place you mongoloid colonial. Still I don't deny you are the best nation in SEA. Cheers mate. Singaporean women are huge sluts fucked 4 while on vacation sad though they got no arse and tits shit in bed too.
>>55483947
The only way to fix this country is a massive political and social reform. Oligarchism in this country is so rampant that it almost reminds me the Holy Roman Empire. We have to ensure that oligarchy in this country is curbed.
>>55484019
Pacific Islander makes more sense and I don't get how you guys ever got thrown in as just asian.
Is it because you aren't nigger enough like the rest of the southern islands are?
>>55483947
>The Majority of the flips here didnt exactly feel the improvement of the economy
OF COURSE they would not if you're the type that loves to pop out dozen babies!
Seriously, some national program for family planning is needed!
I lived in China for about a year. I decided to take a vacation to the Philippines, because I had met a girl from a diving class who was from there. I had money stolen from me twice in 14 days of being there. That didn't happen once when I was in China. I could literally go outside of a restaurant in China, dance around, smoke cigs, and my wallet would still be there. Obviously, I wasn't acting like that when I went to the Philippines, because I knew the people were dirty thieves. I'm not talking to the girl anymore (not that I even really considered her a prospect, as much as I wanted to see the Philippines), because she is a broken whore who was raised in a shithole. The guy from Netherlands is on the money.
>>55484203
As someone who has to go to Singapore several weeks a year, the idea of a flip banging a Singaporean girl (or anything thats not a dude) is almost surrealist. Not even the fat black tamil girls want you
On the other hand, every single non-robot that goes to Zouk can kiss-close a pinoy girl in 3-4 minutes without even talking.
Like shooting fish in a barrel son. I feel sorry for you tbqh
Also
>Singaporean chinks girls
>Easy
On the other hand, Malay chinks...
>>55484216
>Pacific Islander makes more sense and I don't get how you guys ever got thrown in as just asian.
Philippines is geographically "Asian", Just like Republic of China (Taiwan) is Asian... and that's why we're considered "Asian" in American Census.
Culturally, Philippines is unique in the region. I don't know how to describe but it's like Mexico that's westernized and _everyone_ knows English.
>>55484203
>We have to ensure that oligarchy in this country is curbed
The way i see it, a revolution is the only way to enact those reforms
>>55484268
There is one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7jq8ccQ450
>>55477278
Why do Flips love Michael Jackson?
Hey flips, what's with the TANIM-BALA scandal going on in the airports???
>>55484057
I really hate "Filipino's" who leave for another country yet somehow still believe they have some sort of connection to the fatherland they even have the audacity to call themselves Filipino's.
>>55484443
>Congolombia
I'm British. Unless you are an autistic fat manchild then you wouldn't have any problem getting woman. I honestly don't care what you say about Filipina women as I know Congolombian women would suck any foreigners dick just to leave we're in the same boat. So fuck off Escobar. I've seen Korean women getting taken home by Filipino guys. If you honestly believe women only look at race then I prove you wrong by looking at yourself. Congolombia is a product of interracial breeding after all.
>>55484513
True. Democracy has failed this country.
Never had an opinion till I lived in Japan and Korea. Can confirm you guys seriously are the Mexicans of Asia. It's kinda hilarious.
>>55484750
>He thinks im Congolombian
Im here for 3 months. Im back soon home in SEA to bang more flip sloots
>>55484750
>British in Philippines
How did you end up there m8?
You are a proud people.
But you are also retarded little fucktoys.
Your women are degenerate whores. Even worst than thai. Even nigress in africa, whores in africa, are not the degenerate whore of a little brown fuck toy for based farang.
Why are you such semen demon whores?
>>55483947
7% is fairly subtle. You won't feel it on it's own but if you stay at that rate for some years it'll make a huge change. Initially the business owners who own the developing industries will benefit hugely while the populace doesn't really but eventually as the field becomes competitive and rages rise a bit the populace benefits immensely.
>>55484714
Airport Security plants bullets into your luggage and then accuse you, if you don't pay the fine you get jailed. They say some AS employees might be affiliated to a syndicate and this is there modus operandi. The local media exploded...
>>55484750
>I've seen Korean women getting taken home by Filipino guys.
Forgot to add that this is the most hilarious joke I read in years. Thx pham
>>55484916
>>55485027
Whatever you say Escobar. Have fun banging Pinay sluts. Fuck them all for all I care. You've probably never met Korean women. Trying talking to the taxi drivers here they will tell all about them. You're obviously a virgin for all I care.
>>55484916
I'm the son of a wealthy factory owner. Obviously I was born here. Grew up privileged. 6 story house, gated community exclusive, maids and drivers, swimming pool, and private schooling. I'm just doing what I can in giving back to my fellow country men.
>>55484996
That steady growth was only possible because of your current and previous (presidential) administration.
I swear your economy will stagnate (if not crater) if you elect another president like this (pic related)
REMINDER
if you dont have a SMAW NCII and GMAW NCII certification you are a pathetic WAGEKEK
college dropout tesda master race reporting in btw, im making bank while you faggots earn 400 php a day ahahahah
>>55485221
>your economy
I'm white/nordic/saxon son.
No idea who that guy is but if he's a pinko gibs-me-dat then yeah throw him in the gas chamber pronto.
>>55485335
Can confirm. SMAW and GMAW are always employable. My father even used to train anybody who applied metal working in our factories. I am taking BS Chemistry.
>>55479722
Guy with Phil fiancee here. I'm not a great fan of the food either although pinakbet and fried bihon with quails egg are OK.
>>55477578
i'm Filipino, not everyone who migrated is like that. i think youre talking about those white washed flips whom are ashamed of their background.
if there's ever a civil war in the homeland, or some conflict like the one happening in syria, i would actually fly home and fight for the better of my people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB5r4Q6Q1Fg
>>55482042
So is your mom white?
>>55482042
yeah you can never go wrong with lumpia
>>55477278
this is not a question but, i shudder when i see the Philippine flag here
saying women are hoes
mexicans/nigger of the sea
i thank the people who love our our food but then again there's this "tabo" issue, which i cant say anything about. :')
anyway, i agree we're too proud, but its normal for someone to be somewhat nationalistic.
you love your home no matter what.
tip to foreigners,
read up before you go here, we're not exactly 1st world.
If you want comfort, then you have to spend a lot.
>>55481641
You literally cannot be worse than natives. We're your nurses and factory people, Trudeau.
>>55481631
Prepacked goods in Pampanga are where it's at if you get the right brand.
>mfw the sugar darkens perfectly around the meat
>mfw you toss a cup of rice in the pan after cooking to soak up the dark red gold
>mfw it's the only thing I miss from home
>>55487689
It's first world when you are friends with a person that is wealthy and it's a lot of fun, At least that was my experience.
>>55488494
like you said, "person that is wealthy". it's not common.
Wealthy people here dont even look brown. There are very few brown skinned ones and you can still tell they're rich coz their skin is smooth, soft and supple.
>>55486497
I'm ashamed of my background but I'm not white washed, I don't try to wash away the shame but I feel sadness about not having anything to be proud of when people ask me where I'm from. Superficially, we're great people. But we're not inventors or explorers or artists, we're the chromosome-deficient stepchild abused by Spain and was adopted by Murrica. Our culture is the result of the unholy marriage of the nigger lifestyle, extreme conservatism, and a disregard for morality when faced with personal gain.
I know we're trash, but I'm still hopeful I can smile when I see the three stars and the sun.
Half Aus/Flip here. I found that this explains a lot about the filipino culture. A bit long but well worth the read.
https://aifs.gov.au/publications/families-and-cultural-diversity-australia/5-filipino-families-australia
This blog however is great for a laugh
http://www.philippinefailblog.com/
>>55477278
Fucked up people. I would know I have kids with a flip. Really, your culture is so fucked up and backwards. I wish I knew nothing of your stupid culture.
>>55490318
you should've pulled out then
>>55477578
cry me a fucking river you stupid flip. Your country is completely fucked up because of the live for the day stupid fiesta for everything culture. i know how filipinos are. They are leeches on family that is actually working. They will exploit their children in the sex trade either online or in Angeles City or Manila or Cebu to support their huge families. Really I can't think of anything good to say about your bullshit culture. You guys suck.
>>55489981
Can you give a link to an Australian Milo advertisement?
PINOY PRIDE!!! GREATEST MOTION ON EARTH!!!
>>55490497
you have justin bieber, we should complain about that.
look closely, people whore about here because they feed their family. its not noble but better than being a mindless fuckhole.
People in other countries on the other hand, just fuck anybody for no good reason or to collect every imaginable STD until they reach the final stage which is AIDS.
>>55490525
PACQUAIO WILL SAVE US FROM DOHERTY!!!
>>55481713
India is more like Brazil/Argentina, what with their "WE GOT SPACE PROGRAM/NEXT SUPER POWER" gibberish.
>>55490875
WE WIN IN DOXING MATCHES!!! GTFO MAXICAN!!!
How did Tim Horton enslave your race.
>>55484203
>even towards whites they are rude.
Do you expect us to worship white trash like hongkies and gooks?
Get a fucking grip Aquino. If Singaporean girls are sluts then how come pinay girls are the cheapest whores i can find all around the fucking world?
Your women are shitskinned monkeys with your language as vomit inducing as Vietnamese.
Now get back to work and beg on the streets for chump change to play Dota with your fellow monkey friends.
>>55484498
The phillipines is the mexico of Asia. Literally, Asians and Mexicans don't mix well.
>>55491062
you must be from Geylang
i can smell the curry off of you.
and also have you tried our ladyboys? you seem like a power bottom.
>>55485221
ECONOMY IS GROWING AT SWEDEN PERCENT AVERAGE! WE'RE GETTING THERE!!!
>>55491291
Any part of Singapore is affirmatively better than any part of Failpenis.
>curry
At least curry is delicious compared to your """"""cuisine""""""
>implying i will ever touch any monkeys
Subhuman scum of Asia aren't worth wasting my breath much less my time and semen.
>>55483835
Europe definitely does not have more circumcised people than amerikeks.
Geez, it's troublesome to tip the balance of flip progressiveness and conservatism.
Any part of Singapore is affirmatively better than any part of Failpenis.
- haha dont even start with the knob talk you're below 4 inches too.
extention of poo in loo please, sure your cities look nice, how about the smell?
>curry
At least curry is delicious compared to your
""""""cuisine""""""
- hahaha
dont make me laugh it looks like diarrhea, probably explains why you smell like diarrhea.
>implying i will ever touch any monkeys
Subhuman scum of Asia aren't worth wasting my breath much less my time and semen.
- oh come on, you've tried in thailand. who's to say you wont try it again?
>>55492064
>babby's first time trolling in 4chan
Get this subhuman out of here.
disgusting jungle niggers
>>55491380
apples to peanuts, dude
Singapore is just a city
Philippines is a legit country that will soon surpass Japan in population.
>>55481755
if the flip maids left singapore your nanny would be replaced by a indian/srilankan currynig who needs to be trained on how to poo in loo, do you want that?
>>55492573
Philippines will continue to become a shit infested slumhole for centuries to come. Why? Because like niggers, their brain cannot evolve to a stage that of ours. So they continue to be slaves of the world.
>go to Malaysian restaurant
>the waitresses and pinays
>flips being slaves to other third world countries
Philippines; the ultimate C.uck nation.
we have similar flags, therefore we are bros :3
Flip here studying abroad.
People back home shout left and right about how proud they are of their home country, but what do we have that we should be proud of? You got poverty, high-level corruption, lack of secularism, political dynasties, actors/actresses getting into office, shitty drivers, shitty weather, and the list goes on and on.
Putang ina naman sigaw pa kayo ng PROUD TO BE PINOY. Walang ipapagmalaki dyan kundi teaching other countries how to continuously fuck up from time to time.
Tapos tangina yung mga bata dyan puro landi walang alam kundi mag landi mas marunong pa mag galawang breezy kaysa sa mag galawang pang-aral.
Bonifacio would be pissed to see this.
>>55493097
>, political dynasties, actors/actresses getting into office, shitty drivers, shitty weather, a
thats usa buddy.
Singh please
go back to india and preach about pooing in the loo
>>55492573
Oh that burn...
>just
>a
>city
>>55492700
LOL infested slumhole
at least our people dont smell like slum.
quite insulting that your maid smells better than you. when she probably cant even afford perfume.
clearly money cant buy good smell.
Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet
>>55493880
hmm that is fucking delusional
oh right
satire.jpg
thanks, m8
>>55477278
You guys make good maids. the indonesians are weird in comparison.
>>55493920
Nah it's tumblr, the degenerate who made this believes it. His idea of power is urban overpriced clothing and loud mouthed stupidity present in Flip expats.
>>55493962
yeah we're good maids, that's what we're known for.. not the best thing, but that's how it is.
but if you have one, treat her right please. So many of our maids died there coz they're over worked and underfed.
Is it true that your ancestors were pirates?
>>55494019
well, there are shitbags in every nationality.
>>55494037
The chinese treat their maids like shit whereas us whites are a lot better.
I don't know what it is but chinese females seem to hate Filipinas, even though they're the ones wiping their kids' asses, picking up their kids after school and driving their Alphards for them. Harpy is a word that springs to mind.
>>55494079
Do you consider Filipino a race or a vague mix of Spaniard and east asian peoples?
>>55494359
we're malay polynesian or austronesian something according to wikipedia.. well obv i got the shit wrong. but something close to that
point is, we're generally mixed, whether that is a race, i don't know.
tang ina. dami bobo d2.
>>55494156
meanwhile in the Philippines, we have China town, biggest meth labs are owned by Chinese businessmen. I'm not saying they're the only problem. Our policemen are happy to receive bribes all the time.
in here, we make fun of the Chinese, treat them like aliens say "ching chang chong" when they pass by. obv we're cu.cking ourselves doing that, because they're treating us much more worse in return.
>>55494630
tangna ka lalo
ni hindi mo ma-type yung "dito"
>>55494691
eto para sau:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpCF0mQnnX4
>>55494850
supot
>>55488324
Fuck you I'm hungry now
T. Mother is from Angeles
>>55494156
>a slope
>white
GTFO DUNGH MI HOE
Why can Canadian be proud at first
Hey flipbros, which retarded candidates are you voting for?
Thinking of doing some work in the Philippines (and visiting relatives whom I've never met). Anything I should know?
>>55496401
>richard gordon
>oh shit, he's not running.
>fuck politcs.
>proceeds to play pokemon
>>55496480
take good care of your money.
you might have to say goodbye to it pretty quickly.
>>55496531
You Pinoys are really good at separating people from their money, fuck you.
>>55496692
You learn from the best when you've had Jews, Chinks and Spaniards
>>55496789
Why do you fucks love eating SPAM, rice and Venetian sausages so much?
>>55496828
Quick and easy to cook, I guess
>>55496692
dude, if you got cu.cked don't blame it on us.
there are cunts in every nation. the ratio is just perhaps higher in some.
Brown mongoloids.
>>55496401
they're all bad
>lefty Roxas - underhanded tactics/mud slinging
>Binay - corrupt
>Poe - "muh FPJ"
I could vote for anyone
>>55494053
Some were, Visayas and Mindanao had pirates who kidnapped women from different parts of the Philippines.
What I think of ze Philippines
The good
>strong family ties
>hospitable and warm people
>hardworking nation
>would help their countrymen even to the point of incovenience to themselves
>weirdly the happiest/cheerful people you'll ever meet
>masters of evolution and adaptation (like fucking zerg level)
>with enough education, can be one of the smartest people you'll meet
The bad
>strong family ties
>sensitive as fuck
>buttblasted 24/7
>people revere toughness attitude due to years of being poor
>everyone thinks the easiest of opportunites are in Luzon (it's not)
>unable to get rid of high level corruption
>easy to cuçk
>out of touch with reality
>easy to eradicate, carpet bomb metro manila and it's over for the whole country
>cant stop fucking
>the "atleast... be thankful" attitude
>cant stop fucking
>hypocrites to the highest level
>no sense of liberty
>people mostly won't get straight to the point to avoid feelings getting hurt ( although sometimes this is good)
>mostly jingoists and have misplaced nationalism
>unable to follow simple rules or laws inbown country but very strict and orderly in other countries (wtf)
>masochists
>loves the "kumpadre system"
Despite the long negative list, the good still outweighs the bad by a mile. That's why I don't want to ever leave the country for any reason. Save for a nuclear annihilation.
>>55496898
perkele
hard working and competent but some of the most mentally broken and emotionally damaged creeps i ever met
>>55497088
>>hospitable and warm people
well.. it's more hypocritical than sincere..
:(
we blast the visitors the moment they're out.
>>55491062
You're an artificial city state made by us whites. You should kneel and bow down whenever you see us you disgusting monogoloid. Acknowledge the fact we are superior to you in every way possible. I'm sure this picture triggers you the most. India is a complete disaster the common folk don't even know how to use a toilet, Imagine 610 million people don't know how use a toilet in India. HAHAHA. Embarrassing.
>>55490497
That is the nature of humankind. Even you're country is not immune to it. Every country has it's share of unsavourable elements.
>>55478678
Come on mate I could move to Britain right now if I wanted but I chose to stay here out of respect and loyalty to this country. You wouldn't know however you're the type of person who would leave Canada if it were invaded by the Chinese. Come on darling, You're Canadian now you shouldn't come back. Stay in Canada or wherever the fuck you go when it comes bankrupt just don't come here. God save the queen innit :^). Peace oot my man.
>>55497167
Only of they stay for very long enough then act like we is kings n shit in our own country. Other than that, we're really good in this department.
>>55496933
For me it's either DU30 or Miriam.
I just like how many people are buttblasted with Bongbong Marcos running for VP though.
>MUH 70 GORILLION HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSE
>FUCK YOU YOUNGER GENERATION MAKOY IS THE DEVIL, MARTIAL LAW IS EVIL!10101010
Fucking leftist and commie lovers
>>55497261
Believe it or not Duterte is actually my relative. He and my mother are cousins. My grandmother is from Danao(where Duterte was from). Mother's side are gunsmiths.
>>55497261
The election ballot is an actual exam paper and iq test rolled into 1. The only correct answer is Miryums and Bongbong :^)
>>55497261
Miriam voted not guilty for CJ Corona.
think about that.
she also voted "NO" for opening the evidence for Estrada graft charges before he was impeached
Bongbong is shit his degree in oxford is honorary
http://www.rappler.com/newsbreak/investigative/85844-oxford-university-confirms-bongbong-marcos-got-only-special-diploma
i do support his stand on the BBL.
other than that, he is full of shit.
if you think im a yellow lover. hell no.
just not dumb enough to see Miriam as a good candidate.
also ffs. why reveal her medical docs? people could really use some info on her miraculous healing from stage 4 cancer.
>>55477278
First country to recognize ISIS as a sovereign nation
>>55496401
Miriam and marcos
>>55497390
Corona's impeachment was an obvious mockery.
Penoy needs a yes man so his laws wouldn't be question plus revenge for Hacienda Luisita getting land reformed.
High officials like Trillianes made error in their SALN and doesn't get impeached.
>>55497390
We're still living in the "lesser evil" era f@m. Of course they're going to have a few ticks. Who's the remaining candidate is going to be as smart or better than the iron duo?
No one in their right mind thinks Roxas, Poe, Robredo, or whoever used to be a yellow shill remaining in this dogfight is gonna be better than them.
For realpolitik and pragmatic reasons, I'm still going to vote for MDS/BBM.
Putang ina mo
bobo pa
Fucking cunt stop ruining my Dota 2 ranked game
>>55497482
This to be honest, family.
>>55497449
Fucking what? Maybe Abu Gayyaf terrorists but not the whole nation. Not enough Kebabs in the country to officially support IS as a state.
>>55497449
what are you talking about, Ivan? we hate muslims we keep them corralled in parts of Mindanao
>>55497535
>Playing Moba
that was your first mistake
mobas are bad
>>55497482
LOL which explains Gloria's OVERNIGHT appointment of him before her term ended.
ive no explanation for trilianes tho. he is a 2 faced bastard - you - 1 me - 0
As you know ,the current justice Sereno is not pro aquino. I really dont see her as a Yes(wo)man.
>>55497518
Miriam i can tolerate but bongbong, FUCKING HELL NO.
>>55497449
nyet, is hohols.
Here's a question, how come the Philippines fell from being the second wealthiest nation after WW2, to being the mexico of Asia?
I mean, Japan was first then, and now they're still one of the richest.
>>55497693
There was a vacancy and law dictates they must appoint one Chief Justice, what the hell they gonna do, wait for the next president? Even associate justices voted in his favor.
>>55480666
He's got bigger balls than the whole of Sweden.
>>55497330
>Tfw duterte is my relative too.
>mfw I'm from Danao.
>>55496401
>implying I'd waste my time voting for any of these fuckers
I'm writing bane in my ballot and no one can stop me.
>>55477650
because you're our father and im fucking cringing cause i just said that
>>55479722
you have shit taste for food then.
>>55498302
good guy vacancy
comes at the right time when cover ups have to be done.
If i'm not mistaken majority of the associate justices were pro administration then.
>>55498297
No, that's what you get for sleeping in your history classes. Find out on your own, dirtbag.
>>55477278
you people do a good job at cleaning toilets
>>55502125
we know how to poo in loo and clean it too.
while we listen to Justin Bieber in the background.
>>55477278
Their name means little Phillips in Spanish. What a curious coincidence. Also I think Enrique Iglesias was born there.
>>55490419
I love my son though. But he is American first. Canadian second, Filipino third. He needs to start acting like an American and forget his mom's silly Filipino Pride for what I don't know. But atleast Americans lay down their lives fighting. We have millions of worthless Americans but the few keep this nation and the world alive. Everybody talks shit about America and yes with our nigger president we are really fucked up and have been for a long time, but wait until the hand that feeds you no longer gives a fuck about you and focuses only on America. Get Fucked World. ---Love, America
>>55502325
yeah i heard that too
but he cant be my hero baby
>>55502492
American first, living in Canada
irony.jpg
>>55502492
Russia and China will take over soon.
>>55502595
I go back to US many times a year. I just want to spend time with my son. Canadian education is better right now thanks to the faggot Bill Gates and his Common Core bullshit education that has infected the USA.
>>55502628
You guys are going to be in this bullshit with us. We are going to war unless this nigger president is locked in a cage like he deserves. Fucking monkey.
>>55502703
Better get ready to fight the chinks with us. You guys can be more meat for the grinder.
>>55502739
how many flips in the world? you have like 100 million just in philippines right? Most flip kids here seem like they would make somewhat decent infantry or seamen. Good to have somewhat decent english speaking gooks to help fight with us. Better than are curry nigger Indian Allies
>>55502703
There is no need for war. Philippines will lose no matter what.
Putangina!!!
Ang traffic sa EDSA!!!
>>55477386
>>55477548
Didn't know these can be considered Mexican, not pacific islander or Asians
>>55477519
>Ladyboys not true.
>Our women beg for white men? 1000% true(as do all South East Asian countries)
