Hillary crinton is elected to be US president
what do? /pol/
>>55476057
She'll die of a stress induced heart attack within the year
Leave the country.
>>55476057
Enjoy the better, new improved USA, baby! Yeah!
>>55476057
Breath a sigh of relief that Hillary Clinton lost to some weirdo with a slightly different name.
>>55476057
Welcome to the entirely liberal continent of America.
>>55476264
this
At least be thankful you are not getting Bernie Sanders.
She is a business as usual neocon. Shit will just stay more of less the same.
>>55476057
Witness the Monty Python black death scene unfold on /pol/
>>55476057
That's all we need....and American Merkel. She'll wring her panties and shelter in place while the Muslims invade.
What do? Buy guns. Lots of them. Don't expect the government to do an damned thing.
Hillary is a crazy bitch.
It's going to be bad news if she gets in… let just pray the day doesn't come.
Moving to Poland.
Same thing /pol/ did in 2012 and 2008 start talking about the next election.
>>55476146
Great test day in the history of 4 Chan
>>55477660
I've been considering Poland or The Czech Republic for a while m8. Its for the best.
>>55476057
>Hillary crinton is elected to be US president
>what do? /pol/
There will be a coup in the United States and the traitors will be summary executed.
>>55477565
Your mum
No
>>55476057
http://youtu.be/jA2YioPYwDk
>>55476057
Wake up and realize I had a bad dream.
>>55477660
Man i need to learn polish... KURWA!!!!!!!!!!
>>55476057
>crinton
lol japan
irl senpai I'd orchestrate a complex system of mail fraud whereby I'd send her a box of my shit every day. Every box would come from a different name and address, all fake. But she'd know they're all from me. I'd send her a box of shit every day for four (god forbid 8) years until my shit was less of a intrusion or offense, but more of a companion or old friend. She would get sad on her last day of office because she knows shitboxman will never send her another box of his shit. No matter what happens in the world, my shit is her anchor: the only unchanging thing in her life.
That night I'd sneak into the white house and enter her bedroom. I'd have eaten tacobell and indian food every day for the past week, and hadn't shit once in all that time. I'll wear a buttplug to work if I need to. On that night, I'd give her the most rancid cleveland steamer in recorded history. I'm talking shit everywhere: on the bed, on the walls, in the presidential football. Absolutely everywhere. And we're just rolling around in it like hogs. I'm fucking so many holes so many times I can't even be sure who I'm fucking anymore. I might just end up rimming Bill, who gives a fuck.
When finally I've had my fill I'll threaten Putin over the presidential hotline and facefuck Hillary as the nukes fall.
>Hillary crinton
>Not Hirrary Crinton
>>55478720
>tfw can no longer consider escaping to Europe if things get too bad in the US
>traditionally considered well, maybe the UK, well, maybe France, got family there anyway
>now all of Europe is actually worse off than the US
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
