ITT, state your race/ethnicity, and then state the race/ethnicity you'd be in the event that you had to be something else.
>I am: Ashkenazi Jew
>If I had to be something else, I'd be: Scottish
>In b4 fuck off kike
>In before wannabe potato nigger
>>55469696
>I am: Argentine
>If I had to be something else, I'd be: White
>55469738
the absolute madman
>I'd be: Scottish
>In before wannabe potato nigger
Scots are porridge wogs you idiot.
>>55469696
German, Swedish, Irish, Polish
Would want to be pure German.
And Scots aren't potatoniggers dum dum. That's the Irish.
Mexican/Irish
I'd be Cuban.
>>55469696
>I am: Scottish and Mizrahi
>If I had to be something else, I'd be: Asian Cartoon--San
>>55469696
Subtle bait.
Arab Libyan
If I could choose, I'd honestly be ashkenazi
>>55469696
Swede
Would like to be less god-like.
inb4: hero
>>55470164
Good goy.
>>55469696
>I am: Ashkenazi Jew
>If I had to be something else, I'd be: Scottish
Scots confirmed for white Jews.
>>55469696
>jew
>wanting to be scottish
So, you want red hair and the ability to eat pork while still being a miser?
Get some fucking hair dye and bacon.
Scots aren't potato niggers.
We're drunken misers.
Can't get over how fucking ugly she is.
>>55470305
Logic checks out.
>>55470306
>We're
Hey NSA, when you're done compiling the results, can you at least post them here? This sort of stuff can be interesting, thanks
>>55469696
>Irish/English/German on Mother's side.
if I had to be something else, I'd be Ashkenazi jew.
>Ashkenazi Jew on Father's side
if i had to be anything else, I'd want to be Aryan.
hey, look at that! I'll all set!
>>55470500
No problem, chum.
>>55470570
I'm FBI.
I want to be NSA.
I'd like to be a nigger. They dindu nuffing and wuz kingz an sheeeeiit.
>I am a Slav
>why would I want to be anything but what I already am? (The masterrace)
>>55469696
>I am: Ethnic Finn
>I'd be: Ethnic Hungarian
Because they're most closely related afaik. And because I hate the lot of you.
>>55469696
Jew/slav. I'd rather be a german, but then again, I'm afraid I would have been as kucked as every german I know.
>>55469897
im american, trust me no one wants to be british
>>55469696
>I am: Half Mexican half White American (No specific nationality, basically everything except German)
>If I had to be something else I'd be: Slav
>>55469961
>>55469897
I'm White. If I had to choose, I'd be White.
Ethiopian(mix of jew,arab and black)
Idk, maybe part mexican, so I can tick off the list of every ethnicity /pol/ hates
:^)
Germanic
I guess I'd want to be Irish, or Norwegian, maybe Polish. But not over being germanic.
I'm half Irish, half English and if I had to be something else I would be half English, half Irish
>>55470655
I am half slav and appreciate my iron liver.
I could drink kerosene for a year and be totally fine.
>>55470935
And you're even Australian, perfect.
>>55470985
You cheeky bastard.
>>55469696
>I am: Slovenian (ethnically really mix of Austrian, Slavic and French)
>I wouldn't want to be anything else. Maybe Finnish, if I had to pick. Or Estonian. Even Irish.
This thread further prices that Jews are master race. Feels good being Ashkenazi
>I'm a peruvian
>TFW not white
>>55471393
proves*
>>55471393
Oy vey, jews are not a race you antisemite
I am a wash bucket. I identify as a janitorial equipment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_Ga_XcCawU
>>55471393
You certainly are.
I'm a white Italian.
if I had to be something else, i dunno, maybe scottish or something
then i could talk like Sean Connery
>>55471713
I never understood the "Jews are a race" argument. Yes, we have a very distinct look, but many ethnic groups are like that.
Not saying this excuses anything we've done.
>>55471897
You got something to say?
>>55469696
white
id choose japanese
>>55469696
Native American-african american mix for those sweet sweet handouts
>>55472278
N-no overlord Netanyahu, I'll go back to inciting race wars and destroying white man's society via Liberalism like you told me to...
>>55469696
>be "ethnic" white (Irish, Italian, Spanish, French)
>would want to be a refined mixture of Prussian Junker, French Huguenot, and central European nobility (preferably a Count or Baron)
>>55472467
Glad to see you're a good Keknadian. Now go and be more like your dashing and progressive new PM.
>>55469696
> I am : Egyptian Muslim
> Something else : Aussie
for one, wicked cool accent.
for two, I could meet Russel Crowe and give him a piece of my mind.
>inb4 shitskin
>inb4 a quran with a turd in it
