>Her Majesty the Queen has died "peacefully" at the age of 89 after suffering a stroke in her Windsor home.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34795454
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Yes, this is fake. But what will happen when she does? We will be hearing this story soon. What will happen pol?
rip bong queen
It's not fake. She's dead. The government of the UK is now trying to determine reactions to see how best to break the news.
>>55447751
Good, rot in hell bitch.
>>55447751
All hail Whats-his-face!
England is a joke. Still ruled by an aristocracy.
>>55447751
Lies, that bitch is immortal.
>see thread
>check it
>it's not real
Thank goodness, I don't know how many more I can handle after Christopher Lee.
>>55447751
>Queen
How the fuck is that still a thing? Wtf brit bongs?
Perfect time to relinquish your faggity aristocracy.
>>55447751
link is dead
You got me there OP
I almost lost my shit.
Whatever happens, the whole world is going to whitness the absolute divine beauty of a coronation ceremony, and be jelly beyond comprehension.
>>55448002
Just like the queen.
But in reality we all know she will outlive Charles.
>having a monarchy
>2015
>living under a matriarch
Bongs are pathetic
>>55447962
This, my heart skipped a beat.
Seriously, don't make jokes like that.
>>55448109
All this Jelly.
Cognitive dissonance much?
>>55448109
>living under 535 people who hate you
and you call US pathetic.
>>55448109
Says the mongrel ruled by a nigger
>>55447751
>This thread again
>>55448109
> having the state rule supreme in its stead
>>55447988
Hate to break it to you but dynasties still exist (see recent leadership in both of our nations). Democracy is a fucking joke. A benevolent monarchy that cared for its people and wasn't swayed by every business interest and group of degenerate faggots would be more honorable and less of a mess than what contemporary "democratic" governments are bringing the west.
>>55448076
Yes, a Christian coronation ceremony in a Muslim nation will certainly be interesting.
>>55447751
>Her Majesty the Queen has died
>Yes, this is fake.
God dammit, you almost gave me an orgasm.
When the queen dies and you guys get a proper king, hopefully you'll stop fucking yourselves over.
I mean, has she done ANYTHING important for your country during her "rule"?
>>55447751
don't do that, jesus christ
>>55448339
No, she's just fucked it up. Everything fucked up under her rule. Now I also blame her because being one of the richest people and the fucking queen of a country AND STILL NOT BEING ABLE TO DO ANYTHING means this is what she wanted
Fuck you, that's not funny OP.
>>55447751
>But what will happen when she does?
Probably the same shit that went down at Thatcher's - a major chimpout for the tough-guys who apparently fought her for years but you never heard of them acting out.
>>55447751
what will happen?
The Queen is dead. Long live the King.
>>55447751
So, King Charles?
>>55447751
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Fuck me man. You like playing with peoples minds? Then at least do it to the kikes.
>>55448339
>Proper king
Oh man. Holy fuck. Shit, anon. You're funny. I can't breath.
Thank fuck this isn't real
About time.
Queen of what?
http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=80042
Britain's Queen Mother Dead at 101
>>55447751
you are a nigger and a scum bag dip shit... some things are just not cool. eat an hiv infested dick you bitch
>>55447751
Fuck you OP, I almost shit my pants
>>55447751
You're good at this huh? Do it these motherfuckers.
Pic related.
Here is a video which produced headlines such as "Gulag of the mind":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZsVP2WoE9E
Now tell me, why are you a North Korean when it comes to the Queen?
>>55448109
>Current year argument
>>55447751
awww I was about to play the Smiths in celebration.
What has she done to make you adore her so anyway, britfucks?
>>55447751
I wish she would die the fucking treasonous bitch, allowing her people and lands to be taken over by Islam
>>55448709
Because she is our Monarch, you know culture and all that you fucking kike.
I actually panicked fuck you OP.
>>55448714
ISHYGDT is older than your faggy meme
>>55448709
They have to be forced
>>55448709
Because she is my divinely appointed sovereign whom I will serve in an instant if needed.
What are you, some sort of degenerate?
hahaha stupid brits evil monarch died
rot in hell evil bastard for your crimes against the people of Ireland
32 county Irish Republic and Islas Malvinas soon
wew lad ;_;7
The British monarchy so more French than anything else
I don't know why you faggot's bend knee to these cunts
>>55448109
we arent that much better dude
>>55448709
There is quite a difference you edgy kek.
Kim was a dictator who ruled with an iron fist. The fact that his people cried when he died is just a testament to how powerful his personality cult was.
>>55447962
Holy fuck I started freaking out when I read the title, don't fucking do this to us OP
ˢᵐʰ ᵗᵇʰ ᶠᵃᵐ
>>55447988
you wasted 88s on this shit faggot?
At least monarchs don't let their countries get over run with foreign invaders coming for gibsmedat money.
Democracy is a joke and it is the tool that vocal minorities use to control ignorant masses.
A perfect example is our democracy highjacked by our ZOG overlords fellow lardman.
>>55448928
More like they had armed soldiers behind the camera
>YOU! YOU CRY HARDER OR I SHOOT
I was kind of excited, fuck you OP
I hope that dumb cunt dies a horrible death soon. Fuck that traitor queen.
>>55449010
that too.
Some of them must really believe the grorious reader shit though.
bitch will never die
not as long as she keeps drinking the blood of children
>>55447751
>Yes, this is fake. But what will happen when she does? We will be hearing this story soon. What will happen pol?
The arcane glamour of "business as usual" will take effect and she will change hosts.
>>55448891
found the underaged plastic paddy
>>55449065
Yes a lot of people in the UK believe that too
>>55448107
lol. i didn't realize until after going back and reading OP's post in its entirety
>>55447751
>TODAY, THE ANNIVERSARY OF RHODESIA'S INDEPENDENCE
>THE SAME FAGGOT QUEEN WHO ABANDONED THEM DIES ON THE SAME DAY
FUCK YOU NIGGER YOU ALMOST HAD ME HAPPY AS FUCK
>>55449567
>le edgy 'I go my own way' pride of the student union face
>>55447751
>what will happen?
ALL channels will go to live breaking news. Newsreaders read out a premade message(they recently did a test of this) and announce the details followed by the national anthem.
The line of succession comes into effect. There will be a state funeral followed by the coronation of the King.
Remember what happened when the Queen mother died in the early 2000's? Basically that.
vid very related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkuQMCpaKGI
>>55449683
same
>>55449654
>mfw the queen outlives him
>>55447751
>all these c'ucks ITT
muh queeeeeeeeen
>>55447751
Just let the old bat rest in the peace. Please.
>>55449081
it's actually the Blood of Christ
Charles becomes King. Abolishes parliament. Invades all of Ireland. Declares an absolute monarchy, takes over all of the EU without firing a single shot. Expels anyone who refuses to worship in the Church of Greater England. Destroys all faggy modern architecture.
>>55447751
I NEARLY SPILT MY FUCKING TEA YOU FUCKING HEATHEN.
>>55447751
There will be a big parade and British people will drink tea and eat biscuits.
Then there will be another parade when Charles is crowned and British people will drink tea and eat biscuits.
And that's pretty much it.
>>55447751
>What will happen pol?
I will mutter "huh..." then carry on with whatever I was doing and not purposely think about it again.
>>55448953
Wow Canadians are pathetic. LMAO
>>55449025
ah nevermind. at least not all of you are keks
>>55447874
DUDE
>>55452144
WEED
>>55452160
LMAO
>>55452144
>>55452160
>>55452175
wow, look at this faggot
>>55452209
look at yourself faggot
>>55447751
DON'T EVER DO THIS TO ME AGAIN DAD
>>55452292
eh, fuck off, buddy
She has so much power. If she wanted, she could assume absolute power and hit the reset button for this country and save it. If only the Queen could be redpilled.
>inb4 Lizzie's a lizard alien that drinks children's blood
thank fucking god. that bitch needed to fuckin die years ago.
>>55452413
Don't let the nice traditions and sweet old grandmother front fool you, she must be evil
>>55447751
>The queen will live longer than you despite a 50+ year age difference
Them royalty genes.
>>55452531
>Never having to worry about anything
>Constantly respected and looked after
>Team working to produce you the most healthy diet
>Immune to Jewery
>>55447751
>Kek, The Queen ever dying.
She was already young when the universe was formed, and will still be living as it draws its final breath.
Nothing makes me happier seeing British royalty dead
>>55453076
shut up faggot
your country's "history" is next to non-existent
>>55453846
No history still better then gypsy history
>>55448109
This britistan
>>55447914
>I know nothing about how the British government works but I'm going to talk about it anyway
>>55447751
the brits will have a parade and daytime television will report on it every fucking day for a month. some shitty conspiracies concerning her death will linger on /pol/ for far too long.
>>55453996
Perhaps you should use the internet for something else other than shitposting: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dacians
I dont recall americ.ucks existing during the bronze age
>>55454163
Romanians are from the bronze age? Makes sense, now I understand your backwards ways
>>55454237
exactly :^)
I love how amerikeks winge whenever other countries post in their election debate threads but when it comes to threads regarding anyone else they are all over it speaking their "mind"
>>55447751
Fuck you cunt
>>55454410
I like how britkeks whine whenever other countries accuse them of hivemind, but when it suits their purposes they will generalize about other nationalities.
>>55449724
Queen didn't abandon them, Labour did.
>>55449654
>a literal cuc as king
After the queen dies, sharia will become the law of the land.
It's a race to see who dies first: The Queen or El Presidente.
>>55447962
>>55448076
>being this keked
why do you guys care so much about some old bag who sold your country off to international bankers
>>55449109
He's right about the crimes against us though. baka desu senpai
>>55454785
I think brits are the only ones that care about their monarch, I literally never hear any other european country talk about theirs anywhere.
>>55454785
Holy fuck, this. Why would you give a fuck if you're not Britbongistan?
Come to think of it, why would you care if you WERE Britbongistan? She's fucked up the country beyond belief. Hopefully Charles will actually use his power and expel the majority of Parliament.
>>55448076
>coronation ceremony
>>55454785
london rent boys of course
>>55447915
>This
>>55447751
THE QUEEN IS DEAD!
LONG LIVE THE KING HIS ROYAL MAJESTY HIS HIGHNESS KING PHILLIP!
is what gets said.
>>55447751
I remember reading an article about it a while ago. The country basically shuts down. It starts with all the channels announcing the death. All news presenters are regularly trained and tested for this, all male presenters have a black suit and tie on standby. BBC stops all their comedy output for a few weeks, no more QI for a while. Parliament is suspended, the government will declare a day of national mourning (the funeral), which is usually after a week of the Queen lying in state.
There was a lot more stuff that happens, but that's all I could remember.
>>55447988
the queen is the only thing stopping our govt from going full autist
that is her point lol
get clued up burger! who keeps your muslim nigger in check?
>>55455085
>>55454785
She can't die... she makes us literally billions and billions of quid a year.
everytime I see a thread like this my heart sinks a little
>>55447751
>It's the year 2815
>You're sat down chatting to like-minded anonymous avatars on the renowned /nige/ board (named of course after the legendary Lord Nigel, who led what was once a small group of islands on the planet earth into an era of galaxy-spanning glory) on the massively popular fourchannel network
>when suddenly a male sounding rather like your coloured manservant loudly announces
>"The Great Empress Elizabeth II has died "peacefully" at the age of 889 after suffering a stroke in the Sun Palace."
what do you do next?
>>55455130
canada,australia,falklands,virgin slands,Gibraltar and a few others are still under her reign...
TFW america has no culture other than mcdonalds and nascar
>>55448684
If the Queen lives this long were gonna wait more than 10 years.
I don't know if /pol/ can survive that long so I can shit post on the matter!
>>55447751
You almost gave me a heart attack.
Long live the monarchs of Europe
>>55455802
I shall rise from my grave and cry a manly tear
>>55447751
of course its fake, she's immortal just like british empire stupid britbong
>>55455828
I was posting that to be on your side. I hope Charles actually guts Parliament and redoes everything because those allahu ackbars are a real threat.
But if you're going to be salty no matter what, then you can stay mad, Britbong.
Republicans are scum desu senpai
>>55447751
Don't scare me like that.
I think the next queen should be more diverse. How is it fair that white people have been the queen for so long? The need a non-white queen next to be fair. England should choose a muslim queen because it is their turn now. The white English have been keeping on that power too long.
>>55456538
is that magneto?
>>55458739
No, it's Paul Carson Trump. He's running for president right now. Look him up. Good guy.
>>55450697
>>55450697
That's more William. I think William would do well. He would improve it here at least.
