What's it like to be Australian? How do they learn to shitpost?
>>55437928
Like this
>>55437963
ffs stop senpai
It's the convict genetics
what are they going to do to those sheep??
>>55437995
*wog
>>55437928
50% hipsters, 25% farmers 25% miners
We have a shitposting class in primary school.
one does not ask how the stars know to travel the galaxy.
shitposting is a natural talent that you may seek to emulate, but never fully understand,
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I'm actually fond of the Australians, I always meet them when I go back to Vietnam. They seem to have a much better sense of humor than my fellow Burgers. One of them let me try pic related when I went there. Was pretty good.
>>55437928
those butts though
Also, why did you guys send us this coalburner to make bad music? Will you take her back? Will trade for Danni Minogue
>>55437997
Rape.
>>55438329
m8 listen to her rap accent. 100% pure american we couldnt possibly accept her back, clearly not ours m80
Australian here. Its great. I let Abos bone my Sheila and we learn to shitposting in our keksheds.
>>55438329
What's wrong with her face?
>>55438426
the BBC demolished her cheek bones so she had some cheeky surgery I bet
>>55437928
In shitpost academy.
*play police academy son*
>>55438403
But that's just fake nigger imitating ooga booga talk that is necessary in rap music. Listen to her speaking voice. It sounds like your bog standard "shrimp on the barbie" accent like I hear from Paul Hogan and Steve Irwin (rip, he was awesome, thanks for him btw)
>>55437928
Fucking flightless bird kikes I swear.
>N-no anon, it's not Emu, it's Emew (xD) I swear xDDDDDD
>Mew mew, paw, purr ^__^
>They're just mewing cuddly kittenbirds heheh
>muh HDI
How many of you play these regularly? Who here drives a Commodore and "rips hektik skidz cunt" in it?
>>55438805
>Abo noise sticks.
Really mate?
>>55438367
It's Australia, mate, not New Zealand.
>>55438805
Anyone that can play a didgeridoo can suck a mean dick m8
>>55438883
I don't fucking know, bro. Every time I see some television show or advert that has something about Australia in it I hear that shit.
>>55438805
I own a didgeridoo but I don't play it, it stays in the garage. I own boomerangs too.
I drive a 2001 Holden Commodore SS VX. Noisy piece of shit.
>>55438423
Yes, that is how we talk
:^)
>>55438956
I hear Australian women are easy to get in the sack. Maybe women who can suck dick well start by learning to play these? Also, if Iggy Azalea had didgeridoo noise in all her songs I probably would listen.
>>55439229
women aren't allowed to play didgeridoos
>>55437928
banter, or "shitposting" as you call it is an ancient anglo tradition.
>>55439013
It's because you dumb cunts never invented a uniquely Australian instrument!
Abo invented hisself a stick.
You daft wogs invented language murder.
>>55439095
Do you hoon in it? What engine does it have?
I hear Australia is starting to become full on liberal like UK, but then I read the other day that you can run over an abbo and the cops don't give a fuck. So which is it, or are there just super lib areas that have been poz'd by degeneracy?
>>55439095
>>>55438805
>I own a didgeridoo but I don't play it, it stays in the garage. I own boomerangs too.
>I drive a 2001 Holden Commodore SS VX. Noisy piece of shit.
>>55439095
Uhhh, kinda sounds like y'all need to reclaim Keith Urban. Will trade for Jason Day
>>55437928
We were born in the shitpost, molded by it. By the time we heard someone make a sensible comment we were already men and it was nothing but a bantz opener.
>>55439461
>never invented a uniquely Australian instrument
>what is the wobble board
>>55439478
V8. I don't have enough points left on my license to hoon anymore.
It depends on where you are. The closer to the main cities, the more liberal and nonwhite it becomes.
I honestly feel that Australians have more in common with Americans than UK. Both our countries are pretty fucking big. Both have dangerous wildlife. Both have a big nig problem. Both countries like motorsports like drag racing. Both are former colonies of the crown. I feel a connection with our far away shitposting brethren.
>>55439775
Aboriginals aren't as much of a problem as your black people are. They don't really do anything, I think they are too lazy to riot like yours do.
I've never really disliked Americans.
>>55439817
Didn't you see the "storm of spears" chimpout on some abbo island last week?
>>55439885
That was between themselves, and far away from most of the white population. I just don't see them as that much of a threat.
>>55439590
Man I wonder if old Rolfy used the wobble board while he was wobbling little boy's boards?
WibbleWobbleWibbleWobble like your but--tocks oh yes.
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