>"We will place as many crocodiles as we can there. I will search for the most ferocious type of crocodile. You can't bribe crocodiles. You can't convince them to let inmates escape."
>The plan also appears to include a Hunger Games-style survival competition, with guards sending out food parcels to a crocodile-surrounded island, but otherwise leaving death row inmates to fend for themselves.
>"We will keep sending them food supplies every day. But they have to survive on their own,"
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/nov/10/indonesia-plans-to-use-crocodiles-to-guard-death-row-drug-convicts
http://www.baka.com.au/world/indonesia-to-build-crocodile-prison-island-antidrugs-chief-says-20151111-gkwbps.html
>>55437063
Wat
Fuck netflix, I'm down for a live-feed of this instead.
Just think a couple decades from now we might have some worse shit posters then the Aussies.
setup webcams at prison hotspots.
50 dollar a month for access.
indonesia suddenly world richest country.
stupid filter changes second link... literally s-m-h.com (sydney morning herald)
One step closer to Running Man.
>>55437063
I'm sure American Republicans would endorse this idea.
Works for us. Why do you think boat people always try to go to Christmas Island then beg to be let in instead of sneaking in through the Northern Territory?
Hoooooly shit please let this be real
I have always dreamed of some crazy shit like this. Add HD cameras around the island and in various trees and shit.
Livestream it. Take bitcoin payments for stream access.
Maybe even allow people to hunt for $$$
Those prisoners are dead anyways.
>>55437063
>WE ROMANS NOW
>BUILD COLOSSEUMS
If I was doing significant time, open air would be great.
I'd fucking eat those crocodiles. It's not exactly hard for a human to kill crocodiles if there are sticks around, ect. Or anything sharp really, two people working together could kill crocodiles all day. One guy grabs the mouth, the other guy slits the throat.
There are going to be people walking around in crocodile leather with croc teeth knuckle dusters. It's going to be awesome, I hope they film it.
If the crocs can't go on the Island, the inmates will just find a way to snare them and haul them up.
>>55437063
They need to add cameras everywhere and sell it on the internet. Fucking genious.
>>55437063
This should help with our economy.
>>55437155
Running Man will happen
WHAT
IM SO HARD RIGHT NOW
INDONESIA YES
>>55437266
I don't know what croc tastes like, but alligator is delicious.
>>55437306
I would sign up for that paid youtube service for it.
>>55437335
It's like chicken desu
>>55437063
Jokowi pls let this really happened.
Indonesia also uses elephants to put out fires
Are they going to call it Lian Yu?
>>55437142
Hot damn.
>>55437155
Explosive collars was brilliant, now most Americans use invisible fence on dogs. Why not humans?
>>55437335
Yes it is!
I had a friend who used to work at a cajun place, he made fucking awesome stuff with alligator.
No was closing one night and I was in the kitchen watching him and having a drink. he had previous told me that they were only allowed to buy/serve alligator that died of natural causes.
But I clearly saw bullet holes in some alligator meat, and he said "well somebody shot it, so naturally it died".
Apparently black market alligator meat is a thing.
>>55437398
Also /pol/ related: Indonesian President speaks recently at top US think tank Brookings Institution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h74EBHj0zS0
>>55437380
Well then it's exactly the same as gator.
Tastes like chicken but a bit more chewy and sticks to your teeth more desu.
I would love to be in that prison. Its like a 80s B-movie come true.
>>55437572
And escape might be easy, grab the fattest fuck there (or several prison bitches) , throw him in water and let crocs rip apart while making a break for it on bamboo raft.
>>55437063
Fuck yes.
Blood sports will become mainstream again during my lifetime and it will only be a matter of time before some based european nation follows - /pol/and, I am looking at you.
Before we know the closseum will be reopened .
And this is why no one considers SEA denizens human.
>>55437630
implying they will hand out raft-making-kits to all the new arrivals at the island.
It's probably all just concrete and metal.
>>55437483
>well somebody shot it, so naturally it died
>>55437266
Easy for iglooman to say.
Do you have any idea how hard they are to spot in the wild? Let alone how hard it would be for a single man to 'hold' it's mouth shut?
Have you never seen Crocodile Hunter?
>>55437483
You're almost sounding American there buddy, keep it up.
>>55437819
I though holding their mouth shut was relativly easy. As most of the muscles in their jaws is for clamping down.
But anyways, I get your point.
If you get into the water with them, you are completely fucked.
>>55437063
Once had a croc as a pet, I let it go in the river once it was too large. Sad that it would've died. Didn't want the risk of getting fined.
>>55437483
>somebody shot it, so naturally it died
I like that
>>55437266
son im from Florida the alligator capital of the world and i promise two people could not kill an alligator much less a much larger more ferocious crocodiles m
BUILD PRISON
>>55437063
clickbait
nothing to see here
this can't be real
>>55437266
crocs can move across land quicker than humans weedman
>>55437266
I am not sure you understand what Saltwater Crocodiles are.
Saltwater Crocs will kill Buffalo, they have been known to take adult Tigers in India.
A man with a stick is no match for a saltie.
Don't be misled by Steve Irwin videos of him grabbing tired 10 ft crocs on land.
>>55439811
Next time I see a croc I should swim away then
>>55437063
About time someone set up a rival survival reality show to Australia. Though we gotta face way more animals than they do.
why are they trying to make another australia? one is already too much for the world
>>55437063
Colosseum 2015 - Muzzie boogaloo redux
First up, Islams vs crocs
I'd pretty much pay to see this.
>bash croc head with rock
>croc dead
>poison the water
>crocs dead
etc etc
Stupid idea to be completely honest, crocs just stay underwater all day and eat like once a month
>>55437266
slit their throat with a stick?
jesus, weedmandudebro420, lay off the smokeables for 5 minutes why don't ya
>>55440477
Good luck to him slitting this things throat with a stick.
>>55440442
>add 31 crocs to the mix
Problem solved
>>55440442
Have you ever seen a saltwater croc? They're extremely territorial and aggressive. If they pack the waters around the island with loads of crocs, it'll be chaos. They kill just for the sake of protecting their territorial, not just for food.
They're also fantastic at watching other animals and working out their routines. If some guy keeps coming to the same spot every day to scope it out as a possible escape route, the croc will already be waiting for them.
>>55437063
I would pay money to sub to that stream
>>55440593
Better idea of how big that thing's mouth is, and the one in this photo is smaller than that one.
>>55440241
zig zag as you run, crocs can't turn quickly
>>55437063
Crocodiles are fucking shit tier at killing and are cvcked constantly by other carnivores.
>>55437819
Should have told him to watch Rogue instead. Pretty damn good giant animal attack movie, almost as good as Razorback.
>>55440728
>>55440593
Holy fuck, it's bigger than my fucking car
>>55440294
Australia is basically a deathworld from 40k.
A planet that evolved in a harsh isolated environment so that everything wants to kill everything else.
>>55440961
How stupid are you bro.
>>55440728
This is clearly shoopd
>>55437155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSZ25ikUKVY
Would pay more than my TV cable in total to watch it.
>>55437063
they better install some cameras and make it a television show.
so begins the end of days.
>>55438520
FLORIDA MAN! THANK GOD YOU'VE ARRIVED
>>55437962
If its a medium to big croc you would need 3 people, and thats assuming you're on land. If the crocs wet don't even fucking bother. One slip and its death-gripped you, and rolling in a way that'll snap an arm or leg in an instant.
Also their tails are fucking powerful. Like break a knee-cap powerful, if you don't jump on it from above.
DESIGNATED
>>55441009
Croc's name is Brutus. Look it up, he's 5.5 metres.
